Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread II

Parker is smart, he'll go with the truth - they're the only ones that know Kiki by sight.
Kiki or Zella will spot an excuse a mile off. Besides, the Legion guys will love it too: what a surprise, it's the Army that has to save the Feds.

It's the guards from 1st Foot that will have the biggest problem with the two USSF guys, but there should at least be professional respect between them, and if they're there overtly, (now they're burned, they may as well be there overtly), at least the 1st Foot can keep an eye on them as they keep an eye on Kiki.
 
What is also important is that Zella is getting this all on video tape and the footage of it is going to be in high demand.
Sony is going to be very pleased as it will make the use of video cameras in television news operations more prevalent as IOTL the use of 16mm cameras is still the standard.

Zella's use of the camera will boost professional sales to newsrooms, and her feedback to Sony about the weight is likely to have them looking to reduce that, making them much more viable for the home market.

Amusingly, this could bring the Blair Witch Project forward by 30 years.

Fall Blair Hexen?
 
It ain't really so much surveillance duty as protective detail on a distinguished foreign visitor. They don't think that she is going to steal secrets from Fort Derrick but worry that some loon who dislikes the Germans or loved Communism is going to try and whack her.
 
The CIA and US Special Forces had been trying to figure out some of the strange aspects of the German KSK. Women were ten percent of the German military but played a disproportionate role in the KSK. Some of the men had joked about them being portable R&R only to get silenced by those who knew better. Underestimating them was a surefire way to get killed. There were stories about a scared Co-Ed approaching soldiers talking about a broken-down car after running out of gas after getting lost on the backroads. The first inkling that they might have that she wasn’t what she seemed to be would come when she killed them. There was a real possibility that Kristina, Princess or not, could be trained to be that girl.
It is funny how something that happened twenty years ago is still being talked about even through no one is naming names.
I wonder how many times that story has been used in novels and films, it has probably has become something of a cliche by now.
 
Zella's use of the camera will boost professional sales to newsrooms, and her feedback to Sony about the weight is likely to have them looking to reduce that, making them much more viable for the home market.

Amusingly, this could bring the Blair Witch Project forward by 30 years.

Hopefully the Blair Motion Sickness Project has been butterflied, not just that film but the whole found footage horror genre that it spawned as well.
 
EDIT: the FBI will be remembered for this, much like how HMS Rodney was remembered for having that one drunk sailor fucking a sheep.

From what I have heard from some people I know in the RN, they originally thought that it was just his equally drunk, curly haired with quite a bit of it mind you, girlfriend.
 
From what I have heard from some people I know in the RN, they originally thought that it was just his equally drunk, curly haired with quite a bit of it mind you, girlfriend.
I've heard that version. The poor sod swore he was drunk and got going with a WREN wearing a wooly coat, or so they say.

Marc A
 
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A cover story for Parker and Ritchie is that they are escorts for Princess Kristina as a courtesy from the U.S. Army.
The shaky camera effect comes from the style of Cinema verite or translated in to "Truthful Cinema" in which the camera is a character in and of itself.
It is also the style of the French New Wave of the 50's.
If Kiki doesn't want to spend her trip going to formal dinners with various State Governors she should emphasize that she is in America as a personal representative of her Father the Kaiser to commemorate the 20th anniversary of her mother's Bond Tour and not as a representative of the German Empire.
After this little escapade with the FBI agents, Kiki is going to be the story in America for the summer and there will be reporters following her and she is going to need more help to deal with it, maybe a friend who either is studying International Communications or already has a degree in it and could be doing an internship in the Imperial Press Office.
 
It ain't really so much surveillance duty as protective detail on a distinguished foreign visitor. They don't think that she is going to steal secrets from Fort Derrick but worry that some loon who dislikes the Germans or loved Communism is going to try and whack her.

Pretty much this.

"What are you doing here?"

"Keeping watch over a foreign dignitary. You have already survived at least one assassination attempt. If you are going to be killed we would rather it not be in the US."
 
Part 99, Chapter 1588
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Eighty-Eight


11th August 1963

Pohnpei Island, Caroline Islands

The villa they were staying in was the one that Louis Ferdinand used while he was in the islands, usually for a couple of weeks a few times a year. Suga had been expecting something far grander than what it had turned out to be. Compared to the palaces in Potsdam or Berlin it was relatively small and homely. Buildings of whitewashed masonry and a definite island ascetic in the décor. It was hardly a surprise considering that the Emperor had designed it along his own preferences. Freddy and Suga had come here for their honeymoon and as they had discovered, they were still learning exactly how to define themselves as a couple.

For Suga walking along the shoreline was meditative. The ocean lapped against the beach, very different from the distant crash of the surf out on the distant coral reef. A vivid blue ocean under a tropical sun and white sand. It seemed as if all the colors in these islands were more intense. It was certainly one of the most beautiful places that She had ever been. For all of that, she was still troubled though. Earlier that day, Suga had sat by Freddy’s side as the daily briefing had occurred. As Crown Prince, he was supposed to be kept informed about every aspect of the German Empire that was pertinent of his station. The idea was that he could step in and fill his father's position at a moment’s notice if he had to.

Suga personally found the briefings fascinating and disturbing at equal turns. She wanted to learn everything she could about the nation that she had adopted as her own. At the same time, she was being presented with the darker aspects of the German Empire. Militarism, nationalism and crass bigotry were constantly threatening to overtake matters. The political extremes were loudly demanding that either society be taken back to a golden age that had never existed or else be burnt down in its entirety so that a new impossible utopia could be built on the ashes. She had realized that both positions were driven by fear. Fear of a changing world as well as fear of a world that was stagnating into decay. It drove their need for control, or at least the illusion of control, where none was really possible.

It always seemed to come down to a fear of the future.

Pausing to pick up a piece of driftwood, Suga drew out the word for future in Japanese in the wet sand. The Latin alphabet was good for conveying ideas quickly, from Suga’s perspective it lacked the deeper meaning and insights that existed in the Japanese Alphabet that had been adapted from Chinese. Words and names frequently could have several meanings. The written word for future in Japanese consisted of two symbols, the first meaning not yet and the second symbol meaning next. There was a simple truth in that. The future hadn’t happened yet, and most certainly it was what was going to happen next. That was something that should be embraced rather than feared.

As Suga stood up she saw a small wave roll in and it washed the word away even as the warm water swept over her bare feet. In that second, Suga had a different insight, almost an intrusive thought, about what the future might hold for herself in the weeks and months ahead. How difficult it was going to be. Only time would tell if it was correct, but one thing was clear. By embracing the future, she found hope.

As the water drew away, Suga saw that the word she had written in the sand was gone. As was the transient nature of such things and with a slight smile she whispered the word future to herself as she resumed her walk up the shoreline.


Near Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Parker heard Victoria scream, followed an instant later by a loud splash. At the moment, he felt like he had been put into a beer commercial that had been weirdly turned on its head. In the commercial it was never one of the girls who pilots the boat, Kristina was a licensed Mariner according the German Navy, because of course she was. Looking at the smile on Ritchie’s face, Parker could see that he was having fun despite Parker having told him that the mission wasn’t over, and he needed to be mindful of that.

After what had happened in Des Moines the idea of keeping Kristina under FBI surveillance seemed absurd. The embarrassing fact that two Field Agents had found themselves in need medical attention and that having been provided by the subject of their surveillance wasn’t lost on anyone. It had resulted in a whole of fancy footwork by whoever the Feds had doing public relations. The video of the incident had run first on Des Moines television, later broadcast nationally. People had seen Kristina in that video, not as a Princess but as a Field Medic who had known what she was doing in that situation.

After that it was safe to assume that the FBI collectively had a stick up their ass after that and they had not been inclined to help Parker. That was when it was decided that the best way for him to keep an eye on the Princess would be to travel with her. When Parker had informed his commanding officer of the change in plans, the Colonel had called him a lucky dog. He didn’t bother to inform him of the truth. Parker found all three of the women unattractive for different reasons. Kristina reminded him of the sort of entitled heiress that he had gone out of his way to avoid for his entire life and her younger sister, Victoria seemed to be cut from the same cloth. Marcella was physically attractive, but then she opened her mouth and revealed just how shallow she was. Knowing that, Parker found himself sitting on a pontoon boat on the Wisconsin river where the Princess had paused her friendship tour to rest for a couple days, counting down the days until the Princess would get on an airplane and go back to where she had come from.
 
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Marcella was physically attractive, but then she opened her mouth and revealed just how shallow she was.
Parker is rewriting his history a bit there, when we first met him he himself was very shallow and only by teaming up with one Jonny Casey did he grow as a person.
Also Zella is only 22 years old herself and has lived a privileged and somewhat sheltered life.
As for Princess Kristina and Princess Victoria, I doubt that they are doing their own laundry themselves so they each should have a lady's maid with them and there should be someone who is handling all the travelling arrangements, hotels, trains , planes, automobiles, and keeping track over the itinerary so no wonder Parker sees Kiki and Vicky as being entitled.

Suga is going to be a godsend to Freddy over the years as she seems to have a clear head over what is going on in Germany and will advise him accordingly.
 
Suga is going to be a godsend to Freddy over the years as she seems to have a clear head over what is going on in Germany and will advise him accordingly.
She can offer an outside point of view. I kind of doubt Friedrich doesn't know what to do after being prepared most of his life for this.
 
Imagine if she brought him home to meet the parents. Dad might be alright with it, Parker would be impressed with the man, but I can just imagine what Mothers reaction might be.

For who, Parker or Zella? Because I could totally see Maria telling Parker, "are you out of your mind dating my daughter? If I was your mom, Zella'd be called TROUBLE."
 
Sorry shippers, that isn't going to happen. That said, the real trouble with dating someone like Zella isn't going out with her, it's the break up. She is extremely high on the Glen Close scale of psycho ex-girlfriends.
 
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