Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread II

“She is going to be a complete nightmare when she gets older” Bora said, “She even looks like her insane…”
Poor Kat, the reputation that she has is so well known that even people from other countries who only been in Berlin a short time have her pegged...
For Marie her life is going to get interesting when she is older as her looks is going to be compared with her mother's and Marie being apparently very intelligent will find ways to make it work for her.
 
Part 99, Chapter 1586
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Eighty-Six


7th August 1963

Des Moines, Iowa

The fairgrounds were packed with the crush of humanity and Zella had taken entirely too much delight in recording Kiki’s introduction to the culinary atrocity called a corndog. The rest of State Fair was hot, dusty and extremely crowded. Kiki had ditched the clothes that she might have been expected to wear in favor of those that Zella was certain she had last worn in Korea. A white button-up shirt and a pare of pants that might have once been dyed a camouflage pattern but countless washes to get unappealing stains out of them had left them basically colorless. The broadbrimmed “Bucket” hat she was wearing nearly matched that except the sun had bleached the colors out of it. Kiki being Kiki, she had put zinc oxide crème on every bit of exposed skin and insisted that Zella do the same. Vicky had enough foresight to claim that she wasn’t feeling well and as much as she hated to leave Kiki and Zella in lurch, she stayed behind in the hotel with the air-conditioning and pool. Zella was mad that she had not thought of that first.

In many respects though, they were lucky in their timing. The Governor of New York was present today and compared to that, with this crowd, a visiting German Princess who didn’t look the part was small potatoes. The idea of this whole thing was so that Kiki could get a feel of the real America before they headed north into Wisconsin and Minnesota, both were somehow different from Iowa. For Zella it was a bit much. The video camera was heavy and if it wasn’t on loan, she seriously would have considered stashing it somewhere and being somewhat indifferent about whether it walked off in the meantime. Kiki had told her to leave it behind with her leather jacket in the hotel room, but she had been more interested in getting good recordings. Things like corndogs and the inevitable moment when someone thought that it would be funny to hand an ill-behaved animal off to Kiki could happen at any time. If Zella couldn’t get a recording, then she would be kicking herself afterwards. Kid Goats and lambs were favorites for that sort of thing. Anyone who thought they were gentle, or innocent had clearly not spent a great deal of time around them.

“Can we get out of the sun for a bit?” Zella asked, hating the way her voice sounded in her ears. It was a reminder of the last argument that she’d had with her mother. Zella had heard the usual things that her mother said. “There are millions of other people on the planet, so it didn’t revolve around her” Or “You are not a child anymore. Can’t you ever think of anyone other than yourself for a change?” This time, there had been a message waiting at Idlewild Airport when she got there. As Chief Editor of the Berliner Tageblatt, Zella’s mother had to fend off claims that she kept her daughter on out of nepotism and she was tired of it. This time, Zella had to either come up with something truly groundbreaking or else her pretensions of being a starving artist would no longer be pretensions. She should expect that there would be actual starvation in her future. That was the reason why she had talked Kiki into letting Bob Dylan as well as Andy Warhol and his people into her suite. They were considered to be the next big thing in their respective fields and there was obviously a story there. Unfortunately, Zella had been scooped. No one cared that the story was first going to run in the September Edition of Playboy Magazine. It was a serious article and the photographs of Kiki that they were planning on using were ones in which she was fully clothed. The Mirror back in Berlin had already secured the rights to republish it.

Zella still had the video footage from that day in the hotel. The performance of Dylan with Kiki and Vicky was good. Warhol arguing about the significance of his study of soup labels was a bit more niche. There was also Kiki’s reactions to the changing landscape as they passed through it. Zella needed more, a lot more if she didn’t want to get the boot when she returned to the BT. Suddenly, the video camera didn’t seem so heavy, it was what she needed if she had any hope of getting something that her mother might like as a story.

It took a few minutes, but Kiki spoke with one of the vendors. He gave her directions to where they might find a bit of shade and something cold to drink. When they got there, Zella saw the obvious problem. It was a large tent that was roped off and Country & Western music was coming out from the darkness. Over the entrance was a sign proclaiming that it was sponsored by the local American Legion Hall and that only persons over the age of twenty-one were welcome.

“The idea is to get to know Americans, correct?” Kiki asked.

“Yes” Zella replied, “But we might not be welcome in there.”

It wasn’t just Kiki, but her security detail was composed of men who might be seen as the enemy. Then Zella realized that they needed some time in the shade even more than Kiki and Zella did. Zella was reminded of all the times that her mother had pointedly reminded her that she needed to think of others.

Upon entering the tent, Zella noticed that they were being glared at by a dozen men who must had been their age or younger at the time of the Battle of Ussy-sur-Marne.

“Good afternoon” Kiki said amicably with a smile on her face. “We just wanted to get out of the sun for a little bit.”
 
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Kiki might get a certain reaction for being a symbol of Germany, but Zella might get a bigger reaction due to who her father is. The question is what kind of reaction.
 
Kiki might get a certain reaction for being a symbol of Germany, but Zella might get a bigger reaction due to who her father is. The question is what kind of reaction.

Well if there's any there who served in Mexico, which I mean statistically there will be, Kiki will definitely be warmly welcomed. If anyone there is former Airborne, Zella will be fine.

I just want the music to be Johnny Cash, we haven't seen him since he was a cargo-master in a C-47 in Mexico.

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Also, surprised Parker and Co. are not shadowing her through the States to make sure the visit goes smoothly.

Course, could be we just haven't seen him yet.
 
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It looks like Zella is getting great raw footage of Kiki in America but she is going to have to find someone who can get it edited in to a coherent form and still let Zella's vision come thru.
So Rockefeller is making another run for the Presidency and if he is at the fair then Goldwater has already been there or soon will make an appearance.
I wonder what Kiki's reaction to the sculpture of a dairy cow made from butter was.
Is Kiki going to meet up with Mrs. Olivia Anderson of St. Cloud when she visits Minnesota?
 
I wonder what Kiki's reaction to the sculpture of a dairy cow made from butter was
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That's actually a bastardisation of a German/Scandinavian tradition for feasts, except they used marzipan for the sculptures.

Wait until they get to Minnesota for bastardized Scandinavian traditions. Or Michigan for bastardized German.

Since we're talking both soup labels and bastardized Scandinavian...

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Kiki might get a certain reaction for being a symbol of Germany, but Zella might get a bigger reaction due to who her father is. The question is what kind of reaction.

"Von Holtz eh? I fought against a fella by that name during the great war, he was a bastard, but by God he was a glorious bastard. Greatest soldier I ever fought against. Don't get me wrong, it was my greatest honour to fight with these guys, toughest SOBs you could ever hope to meet, [murmered agreement, one call of 'damn straight'], but if we'd had a few more officers like him, we'd have marched all the way to Berlin in one stop I tell you. Is he a relation of yours? Grandfather? Great Uncle"?
"He's my father"
"Well good Goddam! A pleasure to meet you young lady, please pass my regards to your father Ma'am, well, if your Father is Emil Von Holtz, [looks to Kiki] I suppose your Father is the Kaiser eh"?
[laughter from the veterans, except one much younger veteran]
"Well, actually sir..."
 

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I once found out on Veteran’s day I was in a place where one third of the males were veterans of WWII. They all have been very friendly and nice to me, no animosity at all. So I fully second Dan on the most likely reaction as WWII IOTL was a completely different matter than TTL WWI.
 
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Princess Kristina probably has a positive image with the American people, first she had a good trip a few years earlier to the United States with her father the Kaiser.
Kristina was awarded an Army Commendation Medal in 1960 when she was in Korea and she was a part of a JMS team that went across the Yalu River and treated the Chinese army, pictures of her bossing around U.S. Army Special Forces were a big story in America and was considered to be humorous.
What Kristina did in the Korean Conflict the previous year was big news around the world and her being awarded the PLM was only the second time in history that a woman has received it for actions in combat (Sigi was awarded the civilian version for Scientific Achievements).
Kristina has received positive coverage for her actions during the East Station bombing when she took a bullet for a police officer and later when her team was ambushed on a phony rescue mission.
Kristina just had a great interview with Johnny Carson and because it was on television the American people are going to feel a more personal connection to her.
So Kristina is going to be greeted as a fellow veteran by the members of the American Legion and I would not be surprised if she is offered a honorary membership in one of the posts that is sponsoring the tent.
 
Part 99, Chapter 1587
Chapter One Thousand Five Hundred Eighty-Seven


7th August 1963

Des Moines, Iowa

There were legal niceties that needed to be observed. No one wanted to get in turf war over having the 1st Special Forces Group domestically, so the FBI had been tasked with keeping an eye on the Princess. Parker had been sent to observe with Ritchie because they knew her by sight. The previous week had been odd to say the least. The FBI Agents had just about shit themselves when a man who was already known to them as an agitator had entered Kristina’s hotel suite. Parker had looked at the absurdity of that in disbelief. How could a folk singer who he had never heard of prior to this drew that sort of reaction? Then the Princess and her small entourage had left New York by train with the FBI trying to get ahead of them in a manner which Ritchie had compared to the Keystone Cops.

The FBI didn’t seem to understand Kristina. Yes, she was a Princess, but she also had been trained to the standard of the German Special Forces Command to be a team leader in their Medical Service’s elite Airborne Search and Rescue. The CIA and US Special Forces had been trying to figure out some of the strange aspects of the German KSK. Women were ten percent of the German military but played a disproportionate role in the KSK. Some of the men had joked about them being portable R&R only to get silenced by those who knew better. Underestimating them was a surefire way to get killed. There were stories about a scared Co-Ed approaching soldiers talking about a broken-down car after running out of gas after getting lost on the backroads. The first inkling that they might have that she wasn’t what she seemed to be would come when she killed them. There was a real possibility that Kristina, Princess or not, could be trained to be that girl.

Now today, things had gotten particularly absurd.

Some genius in State had suggested that the Princess should go to the Iowa State Fair before going onto other events in Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan, without considering that every Presidential hopeful in next years election would be passing through. The same day that Kristina had taken in the world’s largest butter sculpture in Des Moines was the same day that Governor Rockefeller was shaking hands just a couple hundred yards away. It was confusing mess as the Field Agents tried to keep track of two young women and their four bodyguards in the August heat. Then they vanished on the main concourse, because of course they had, when one of the Agents collapsed in the heat.

Parker was on his feet in an instant with Richie following him. They needed to keep the Princess out of trouble and deal with the Agent. Justice could try to sort out the rest of the bullshit later. Leaving the airconditioned trailer that the Feds were using as a command post was like walking into a wall of heat and humidity. It took only minutes to get across the main concourse, but Parker could feel sweat trickling down his sides as he reached the two Agents. It was to Parker’s annoyance that he saw once again that they were not dressed appropriately for the weather. Pulling the Agent who had collapsed to his feet, Parker could see that other one wasn’t in much better shape. For lack of anything better to do he pulled them in the direction of the nearest shelter.

Parker found himself standing in the defuse light as the sun was filtered through canvas. It took a few seconds for his eyes to adjust to the change in light, but when his vision cleared, he saw a dozen old men sitting at a makeshift bar in the middle of the tent locked in conversation with Kristina and her friend Marcella. The two of them being German, they were more than happy to drink beer with these old-timers on a hot afternoon. As for the old-timers, Parker was certain that they were finding a conversation with women young enough to be their granddaughters to be a real hardship.

Kristina took one look at the Federal Agents who had come in with Parker and started rattling off terms in German, that no one could understand beyond Marcella. She paused for a second, before starting over in English. “I need water and ice packs” She said and the man who was tending bar and he scrambled to get those things for her. It only took her seconds to get the suit jacket off the first Agent before Parker could stop her. She saw the badge and radio clipped to his belt as well as the revolver in the shoulder holster, then said nothing about that. “Heatstroke is nothing to mess around with” Kristina asked Parker, “What was he out dressed like this for?”

“He was watching you” Parker replied.

By now he could hear the guffaws among the old-timers. There was no way that they wouldn’t recognize the Agents for what they were. That was when Kristina started shoving icepacks into places that would cool them quickly but had no regard towards their dignity.

“And you just made it my problem” Kristina said as the bartender handed her a bucket of water. “Thank you, Stu” She said before she turned her attention back to the Agents.

Parker could see that Marcella had turned the lens of a strange looking camera that was attached by a cable to a suitcase towards the unfolding events. As embarrassing as this whole thing was, he had inadvertently gotten the Agents into the best hands it seemed. It was then that Kristina noticed Ritchie and she demanded to know just what he was doing here. She obviously remembered him. That was when Parker remembered just how problematic his own presence here was.
 
Hm, is this a whoopsie or do we need to break out the capitals to describe it?

"Video of US special forces soldier being questioned by german princess how come he is at the Iowa state fair when she last saw him Korea" probably wasn't on anybody's bingo card.

50/50 prediction: The next chapter deals with presidential candidate walking onto the scene or something completely different.
 
Hm, is this a whoopsie or do we need to break out the capitals to describe it?

"Video of US special forces soldier being questioned by german princess how come he is at the Iowa state fair when she last saw him Korea" probably wasn't on anybody's bingo card.

50/50 prediction: The next chapter deals with presidential candidate walking onto the scene or something completely different.

Oh this is rich.
 
And the legend of Kristina continues to grow, the Des Moines Register is going to report on the story and more importantly because the Governor of New York is there at the same time, the New York Times is also going to be there and the story will go national and internationally real fast.
What is also important is that Zella is getting this all on video tape and the footage of it is going to be in high demand.
Sony is going to be very pleased as it will make the use of video cameras in television news operations more prevalent as IOTL the use of 16mm cameras is still the standard.
 
There probably are quite a few journalists there who might write about this.

At least it wasn't a presidential hopeful that required medical attention.
 
So not only did the FBI field agents pass out while on surveillance duty, they had to be tended to by the very target they are surveilling.

It's no "J. Edgar Hoover wearing a kimono while getting head from a dude" but it isn't much better in terms of general embarrassment and hilarity.

Marc A

EDIT: the FBI will be remembered for this, much like how HMS Rodney was remembered for having that one drunk sailor fucking a sheep.
 
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