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Hut ab, wenn du küsst!
(Hat Off When You Kiss)

Hat Off When You Kiss
- East German musical comedy, production studio DEFA, 1960 year. The film in a comedy form touches upon the issue of the emancipation of women under socialism and the stagnation in connection with this resistance of some representatives of the male.

Fred is a young but successful engineer involved in the development of a new commercial car presented at the automotive fair in Leipzig. He must come there as a consultant and test driver. His bride is Petra, an auto mechanic who should check the cars at the same event. When Fred wants to take her out of the workshop, it turns out to be tightly repaired. The owner of the car is the Spanish Consul. The driver and nephew of the consul Juan begins to show interest in the girl-mechanic. These two want to buy German cars, and are also sent to the fair. Fred gives Petra a beautiful white dress, in which she is going to go but is sprinkled with a car passing by. The dress is taken away by the mobile cleaning cooperative, but she will have to go to the smelling dieseloveralls.

Fred is a man of old views who believes that a woman can not master "male professions", and at the same time be considered attractive. Because of this, they often quarrel, which is what happens during the trip. In a fury, Peter asks to land her right on the side of the road. However, none of the drivers do not want to let her down. However, the cleaning cooperative returns the dress to her in the right way. After this, the first car that stops is the car of two gentlemen familiar to us. They do not recognize her and drive her to the hotel "Deutschland", where she is almost given one room with Juan. After she finds out about her personality, she works as an interpreter (of course, because of the sympathy of the consul's nephew to the young girl).

At the Petra fair, more and more fans are winning, including Fred Dr. Schramm's colleague and director Waltershausen. Fred in not himself from jealousy fails the test run. Peter in the meantime on a date invites a few different men. She copes with the situation realizing that she loves only Fred. This story has a happy ending.


The film was coolly received by critics because of unsuccessful musical numbers and not the most witty jokes.
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P.S. - This is a real GDR film, but it was filmed in 1971.
 

Bulldoggus

Banned
Guys, this is fake news. He DM'd me this earlier.
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And now, cause of my idiot friend, I have so much fucking work to do.
One request! You must either make a scientific discovery, or create a magnificent symphony (a poem, a film, a novel - it's necessary to emphasize). Either make with your wife a child! Tell your friend that he is an mudak yyobannyy, who almost lost the mind of a Russian (and we better not be insane)!:mad::'(

.............. I'm glad that you're alive!:D:coldsweat:
 

Bulldoggus

Banned
OK, well, now that that unpleasantness is behind us, I thought I'd post the Horus Heresy Primarch cast that @The Red Iron Chef and I worked on. We assumed it comes out in the late 80s or early 90s, because that's when a lot of the muscle-bound roid-freaks you need for these things were at their peak.
The God-Emperor of Mankind-Ahnold
Horus- Jean Claude Van Damme
The Lion- Timothy Dalton
Fulgrim- Dolph Lundgren
Leman Russ- Robbie Coltrane
Ferrus Manus- Vinnie Jones
Vulcan- Brian Blessed
Angron- Ray Winstone
Lorgar- Ben Kingsley
Mortarion- Colin Firth
Rogal Dorn- Sean Connery
Roboute Gulliman- Anthony Hopkins
Alpharius- Jean Reno
Konrad Curze- Liam Neeson
Sanguinius- Christoph Waltz
Perturabo- Brendan Gleeson
Magnus the Red- Jurgen Prochnow
Jaghatai Khan- Chow Yun-Fat
Corvus Corax- Pierce Brosnan
Well, to cheer you up, know that this was my reaction when I found out about this shit:

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You got jaundice? :openedeyewink:
 
One request! You must either make a scientific discovery, or create a magnificent symphony (a poem, a film, a novel - it's necessary to emphasize). Either make with your wife a child! Tell your friend that he is an mudak yyobannyy, who almost lost the mind of a Russian (and we better not be insane)!:mad::'(

.............. I'm glad that you're alive!:D:coldsweat:
Thank you my friend.
 
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