Land Of Confusion: The Wild Ride of the 2012 IRNA Presidential Election

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Hey @Chipperback I saw Spider-Man Homecoming last night with some friends, and I was wondering if ITTL they ever made a Spider-Man movie, and if they did, who starred in it?

 
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And Gal is currently on a mission in Ethopia...for the Intelligence Services of the Palestinian Republic. That's been canon for sometime.

My third attempt at taking the SEARCH function through all three threads finally found out about Gadot's Mossad employment, however, not about Ethiopia but about her sports acumen.

Easy to mistake the two, however. ;-)
 

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My third attempt at taking the SEARCH function through all three threads finally found out about Gadot's Mossad employment, however, not about Ethiopia but about her sports acumen.

Easy to mistake the two, however. ;-)
There needs to be more lists of OTL people and what they're doing ITTL.
 
Flashback.................
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2016

On May 14th, 2016, for the first time in history, Australia and New Zealand had won the Eurovision Song Contest. Dami Im's Performance of "Sound of Silence" convinced audiences and juries in Europe and North America alike.


After months of haggling, the European Broadcasting Union gave in to the Australian wish that (unlike previously stated), the Oceanians can host the Event of 2017 on their continent instead of with a European partner of their choice. However, they had to accept that the show was produced on an early Sunday morning, so it would be broadcast live in Europe on Saturday night as usual.

The curse turned out to be a blessing, for the Aussies knew just the perfect location for that.

....to be continued...
 

Deleted member 82792

My third attempt at taking the SEARCH function through all three threads finally found out about Gadot's Mossad employment, however, not about Ethiopia but about her sports acumen.

Easy to mistake the two, however. ;-)
So, have they done a Wonder Woman movie ITTL?
 

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Flashback.................
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2016

On May 14th, 2016, for the first time in history, Australia and New Zealand had won the Eurovision Song Contest. Dami Im's Performance of "Sound of Silence" convinced audiences and juries in Europe and North America alike.


After months of haggling, the European Broadcasting Union gave in to the Australian wish that (unlike previously stated), the Oceanians can host the Event of 2017 on their continent instead of with a European partner of their choice. However, they had to accept that the show was produced on an early Sunday morning, so it would be broadcast live in Europe on Saturday night as usual.

The curse turned out to be a blessing, for the Aussies knew just the perfect location for that.

....to be continued...
What's the location?
 
21 Uhr in Central Europe......8 o'clock on the British Isles......eleven in Moscow......4pm in New England, Quebec and Ontario.....1pm in the Rockies and noon in California....as it has always been, the Eurovision fanfare goes off on time, uniting hundreds of millions viewers around the globe.

7 in the morning in Sydney. Time to start a long brunch. The transmissions starts with the sound of didgeridoos, we are in the middle of a the red dust, through a group of aborigines, a runner runs, and we follow, along an unseen trail, through the desert, through the jungles, up on a cliff over the coast. We dive in, and we move along the Great Barrier Reef and its natural beauty. And as we break through the waterline, we see the famous Opera House of the prime metropolis of the ANZAC nation. We get on waterskis which just happen to be nearby, and after less than two minutes, the montage ends at the place, where a second premiere for the ESC become apparent.

"Welcome to the first EUROVISION SONG CONTEST hosted by Australia and New Zealand" we hear a familiar voice, and a huge roar of thunderous cheers answers from the crowd. "WELCOME TO SYDNEY" shouts the second presenter. And we see that for the first time ever, the competition is on a stage at an open-air-place. And a third presenter chimes in "WELCOME TO BONDI BEACH".

The audience walks on sand, and we see that the Green Room is afloat on the water. The weather is perfect. This will be a very special event.
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...to be continued...
 
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There is no Justice League movie planned for release until maybe ...according to Warner Bros./SonyFilm who own the rights to DC's characters. Of course, as stated in previous areas of the canon, DC characters are not as popular with much of the Free North America because of their bearing as being pro-IRNA and a perception as being antagonistics to the areas of North America west of the Mississippi River.
 
Seizing The Times and Operation Dirigo
Monday November 14, 2016 -- Federal Court judges in Philadelphia begin hearing cases on all sides pertaining to potential election fraud in Pennsylvania's presidential election

-- Outside the courthouse supporters for Sen. Benjamin Netanyahu and President Joseph Biden clash in physical altercations. 45 people arrested in what turned into a riot. 49 people where injured. Thankfully, no serious injuries of fatalities.

Tuesday November 15, 2016 -- Senator Netanyahu's senior campaign advisor Sean Hannity, in a appearance on Trump News Channel's "I'm Right With Bill O'Reilly", says that he has "definitely proof that Biden's force in cooperation with channels within the SCLC attempted to digitally hack the vote process in Pennsylvania and in Illinois."

Thursday November 17, 2016 -- Baltimore police arrest 4 men who were on an area wanted list by the FBI. According to the FBI's lead investigator for the Agnew Peninsula, the alleged have been under surveillance for "activities suggesting CSS involvement"

-- IRNA carrier-based warplanes hit Confederate missile sites placed on the Albania-Kosovo border in responds for a rocket attack on Kosovar positions.

-- The CSA renewed a petition on the International Criminal Court to have UCNE Marshal General for Intelligence William Belichick to stand trail. Two previous attempts in 2016 were denied by the court, despite pressure from the United Nations.

Monday November 21, 2016 -- In a speech at the University of Michigan Worker's Union Presidential candidate Cleveland Mayor Sherrod Brown urged supporters to, "call your electors and tell Michigan to get behind a Buckeye and get behind a fresh start for America!"

-- The latest New York Times/Satellite News Channel places support for the reelection of President Biden at 45%, with 44% wanting one of the alternatives. 11% of those polled are undecided.

-- Quebec Premier Justin Trudeau said to reporters in Quebec City that the nation will curb the number of emergency refugees coming from Maine and urges Vermont, UCNE, and the Atlantic Maritimes to, "bear more of the burden of this emergency."

-- Quebec defense minister begin clandestine meetings with leaders of growing Mainer resistance led by military personnel who fled the country since Maine formally joined the Orlando Pact.

Thanksgiving Thursday November 24, 2016 -- The main studios of RT's and Dixievision's Augusta bureaus were knocked offline by a cyberattack, and a facility planned to be housed by personnel of the First Confederate Bank in Portland were destroyed by a truck bomb.

WE, THE MEMBERSHIP OF THE DIRIGO LIBERATION FRONT, CLAIM FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE MILITARY ACTIONS TAKEN IN AUGUSTA AND PORTLAND.
OUR ARMED STRUGGLE WILL CEASE WHEN THE BARNACLES OF THE CONFEDERATE-SOVIET CHRISTIAN DOMINIONIST AND RACIST POLICE STATE LEAVE OUR MAINE.

MR. GINGRICH AND MR. PUTIN. WE CANNOT ALLOW MAINE TO BE RIPPED AWAY FROM THE GREATER COMMUNITY OF FREE NATIONS OF NORTH AMERICA AND THE WORLD. WE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN SEE MAINE ENSLAVED.

Saturday November 26, 2016 -- Maine Security Police, backed by CSS troops begin a campaign of mass arrests across the Maine Republic. Over 1,500 persons were arrested in retaliation for Thanksgiving cyberattack/terrorist bombing

-- Maine's deputy ambassador to the UCNE was kidnapped in Cambridge, Massachusetts by DLF sympathizers. Boston Police and NEI-5 report that they have been contacted by the groups claiming responsibility, but do not have information on the location of the deputy ambassador.

-- Secretary of State John Lehman, a point negotiator for President Biden, met with Ohio and Michigan electors and with Worker's Union Senate Leader Dennis Kucinich in an undisclosed location in West Virginia.

Sunday November 27, 2016 -- President Biden, Vice President Rodham Riley and Secretary Lehman are seen attending the Hartford Hellcats-Washington Redskins NFL playoff games.

-- Biden campaign manager Josh Sehorn was a guest on CBS's Face The Nation. He committed on plans for the run up to December 5 meeting of the Electoral College and stated the administrations policy on rumored Alaska "Esk-it" saying, "The Presidents thought are that Alaska should not split apart, but use their democratic institution to foster Alaskan solutions not, Atlantan solutions."

Monday December 5, 2016 -- The Electoral College of the Industrial Republic votes.

LEHMAN: We didn't win in the College Joe, but we are the top. Hills however went over the top in the VP vote.
BIDEN: Very surprising. That means, she's acting President.
LEHMAN: She will be after the 21st. But I'm gonna heard cats to get us there.
BIDEN: In the meantime, what are your thoughts on Alaska?
LEHMAN: Ritter tells me the native people have prepared for Palin for sometime. I do know Omaha and Utah have been softly-softly arming the opposition groups.

to be continued.









 
After all the barely-hidden commercials advertising Australia (and New Zealand) as tourist- and Immigration-destinations, we finally get to the Songs. And soon we notice that the open-air-atmosphere and the deliberate, comparatively restricted possibilities of the erected venue changed the trends of the recent years. It becomes relatively difficult to shine rather with the visual presentation than with the songs themselves.

The first singer of the evening is Imri Ziv from Palestine. "I feel alive" echoes well with the beach-atmosphere. But we will see 28 more contestants in what is to be the largest field ever (and that after the number had been reduced during three semifinals on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday).

Poland is the first nation to try their luck with an international star. Marek Cwiertnia who is half-German releases his albums in both languages and the German Version of the jazzy "I Tak I Tak", "Sowieso", has reached the Top 20 in Austria and East-Germany.

[Note: I will in most cases add YouTube-links to entries which depart from the contestants of OTL)

Soviet Russia comes across as light-hearted once again with NAVI, a sympathetic couple from Minsk. Their song "Historyja majho schyzzja" enters the contest mainly in English as "Story of my life".

[in OTL, Byelorussia's entry, which however is part of the Soviet Union ITTL]

And then it's Austria, winner of 2014, sending in their most acclaimed newcomers. It is a gamble if Bilderbuch's attitude can convince an international audience with the song "Bungalow".


Or is this just too Austrian?

The fifth entry is the first from Northern America. Altogether, four American acts survived the semi-finals. Actually five if we count an Expat from New York. However, even in the Rocky Mountain Republic, they are very aware of the queer buzz of the Event. Being LGBT has in recent years been rather an advantage than an obstacle, thus Calgary's most famous identicals: The Quin Twins with their song "Boyfriend" are among the secret favourites among bookmakers.


Just twins? The Netherlands can top that and they bring up O'G3NE, which adds another sister to a couple of twins. "Lights and Shadows", however, is one of the more somber songs of the evening.

Is it the Epic Sax Guy? YES! Sun Stroke Project is sent by Romania again. "Hey Mamma" is their second attempt.

[OTL Moldawia's entry]

Joci Papai with his song "Origo" is an interesting entry and it marks the first participation by a Roma artist for Hungary. It is followed by the Italian Francesco Gabbani with the satiric song "Occidentali's Karma" which can or can not be seen as a ridicule on the alliance of so-called "Godly Nations".

***to be continued***
 

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There is no Justice League movie planned for release until maybe ...according to Warner Bros./SonyFilm who own the rights to DC's characters. Of course, as stated in previous areas of the canon, DC characters are not as popular with much of the Free North America because of their bearing as being pro-IRNA and a perception as being antagonistics to the areas of North America west of the Mississippi River.
Okay. Thanks for the reply. I am a little curious which actors play the DC characters ITTL.

Also, has there ever been a Spider-Man movie?
 
And now it is time for the tenth performance of the morning - Switzerland sends the band Timebelle with the song "Apollo".

They are followed by the messenger of the dictatorship ruling Portugal. Màrcia's song "Agora", as coincidence wants it, another Greek term, is a slow ballad and feels like 1980s Grand Prix de la Chanson. Old-fashioned, but it definitely sets her apart.

Dihaj from Azerbaidjan enters the stage next, "Sceletons" is an ambitious ballad, but not as ambitious as the singer's wardrobe. Usually, France or Italy try their luck with classical tenors, but this year, Croatia sends Jacques (actually Zeljko) Houdek who performs his song "My Friend" in two voices. Odd, but hard to forget. And then it is time for the host, Australia and New Zealand come almost exactly in the middle of the show. However, after Hungary's first Roma, the fact that Isaiah, a young man of Aborigine origin, represents the continent, gets a little lost. "Don't Come Easy" is conventional, but perfectly produced pop. Bookmakers don't rule out that the prize remains in Terra Australis.

Koit Toome & Laura from Estonia decide to sing about Italy - i.e. "Verona", the city of the Capulets and Montagues. Ironically, a 1980s-style remix of their song had become viral just that week. Perhaps that will be of help.

Iberia is represented by Manel Navarra, who surfing-themed performance of "Do It For Your Lover" seems just a bit too fitting for the location. Norway catches a more electronic wave with Jowst and "Grab the Moment". And then there is the United Kingdom, where beautiful redhead Lucie Jones insists passionalety that she "Never Gives Up On You". She is followed by Hovig from Cyprus, performing "Gravity".

Then we finally get down with American guys. DNCE from the Southwest Confederation serve us a tasty "Cake by the Canyon".

The Federal Republic of Germany, sends Levina from Bonn who promises us a "Perfect Life".
[OTL the pan-German entry]
 
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But Torwald from the Ukraine with "Time" doesn't make much more of an impression either. This cannot be said about Blanche from Belgium. Her song "City Lights" is minimalist, concentrated electro. Hypnotic.
In a different vein is the elegant, macho "I Can't Go On" by Robin Bengtsson. As each year, Sweden gives us one of the most professional offerings of the evening. No less impressive is the newcomer from New England. Meghan Trainor shows us that she is "A Lady"...and quite the entertainer.

Another singer, Alma, represents France. The title of the song "Requiem", sounds darker than needs to be expected.

And here we are with the final three contestants. Eastern Germany took the Service of Ignacio Uriarte. Having immigrated from New York City to Berlin just three years earlier, he has by now made a name for himself under the stage name Lions Head. His song "See You" might mean his breakthrough.


And once more a German country, with a melancholic German song. Singer-Songwriter Phillip Poisel from Württemberg is no unknown. He wants us to explain what love is to him: "Erkläre mir die Liebe".


And then this part of the show ends with an up-and-coming potential superstar. Shawn Mendes sings "Mercy". Perhaps not the best choice, as since "Ontario to Oceania"-show in November, in which he was chosen to represent his native country, other songs from his new Album have easily overtaken this one in popularity.


So now it is time for us to cast the televote. Well, actually for most of us, as a handful of countries still use a jury instead in order to cast their points.

It is always a bit of a challenge to fill this time between the main parts of a Grand Prix de la Chanson. Of course, there are ventures into the Green Room. Then there are transmissions to Australia-themed partys all across the globe - and a grande show with a best-of-medley by Kylie Minogue, a dazzling show which literally makes the stage burst. So that afterwards, the huge screen displaying the score can be erected within minutes.

---to be continued, of course---
 
And now, of course, the usual collection of points starts. This means that Sydney will connect with 56 locations in Europe, Asia, North America and Australia itself.

[NOTE: the abysmal OTL practize of recent years to let each country award Points twice, once the televote results and once the jury's choice, doesn't apply here. In the Catherverse it is either-or. Most countries count the televote, in countries with Jury's, I will remark on that.].

The first results come from Armenia, and they send their 12 points to Cyprus. Next is France, sending 12 points to Romania which shoots to the first spot (having already scored 12 from Armenia). Vermont is the first North American country, their twelve Points are the first points for Meghan Trainor. Belgium and Romania are now tied in the lead, both with 23 Points. But also Portugal has managed to receive points from all three very different countries. Georgia, not the CS state, but the Caucasus republic, gives the first points Azerbaidjan, but switch the roster to two different leads: Rocky Mountain and Portugal now lead ahead of Romania and Belgium. Iceland is the first country to have Blanche from Belgium as their favourite, she now leads with a sudden 5-point-lead against Portugal. Shawn Mendes receives the first twelvy from Palestine and is suddenly in 3rd place, they also let Portugal almost catch up with Belgium's Blanche. Latvia's 12 points let her consolidate, though. She remains in the lead although only getting two points from East Germany. Berlin is the first country today to use a jury instead of a televote. Poland is their favourite. The Lithuanian vote for now separates the three favourites, Belgium, Portugal and Romania, as the top 3. Baden passes 12 points across the Bodensee to Austria. The Netherlands award 12 points to the American Southwest, and while Belgium receives 10 and is in a comfortable lead at 77 points, DNCE joins now the Sun Stroke Project and Marcia as the only contestants having passed 50 points already. Poland's favourites are again Belgium and the SWC. San Marino's gives 12 points to their only neighbour, Italy, but also Portugal receives 10 points, Belgium 8. They award the very first points to the Netherlands, so at this Point, only Switzerland, Iberia and actually host Australia and New Zealand are still at disappointing 0. Serbia also employs a Jury and they help Australia/NewZealand to their first two points, while Portugal harvests ist first 12, Marcia now being only 8 points behind Blanche. Surprising 12 points give a boost to Sweden from Slovenia's jury. However, 6 new points push Belgium first over the 100-point-threshold. Iberia, alongside Switzerland, is still last and now not able to change that. Their twelve points go to the American Southwest, allowing DNCE to rush past the Romanians, but 10 points to Portugal brings Marcia to 102 points, barely 5 points behind Blanche. Sweden, however, rewards Belgium. The Czech Republic again award 12 points to DNCE, so they are also beyond 100. Belgium loses some ground receiving only 2 points here. Alma from France, which seems to have started so well with Initial 10 points from Azerbaidjan, can rely on la Francophonie and 12 points from Quebec bring her from 22 to 34 points. Also Ontario scores big, receiving 10 points here. Blanche gets only 6 points here, but still #1. The results from Hungary bring 12 points and 2nd place for DNCE, 10 points for Romania bring the Sun Stroke Project in the +100-club. Blanche recives further 8 points here, but only three from London. The United Kingdom chose Marek Cwiertnia as their favourite, but 10 points go to New England, 7 for Portugal bring Marcia back to the second spot, just 8 points behind Blanche. Ten more points to Poland come from Bavaria, however Württemberg's Phillip Poisel receives their 12; and it is the first six points for Switzerland, leaving Iberia last. Twelve points from Estonia catapult Belgium to 150, and once again a 10 for Poland, from the North German Rundfunk in Federal Germany's largest city Hamburg again 12 for Marek, 10 for Austria, 8 going to Württemberg, 7 to Switzerland, six to East Germany...and only five to Belgium which can still expand the lead. Macedonia Awards 12 points to the Southwest Confederation, and 10 to Croatia which so far only scored 19. Norway proves to be fully out of tune with Scandinavian bloc voting and sees Romania fit for 12 points, 10 go to Portugal. Blanche's lead is set to shrink now as we connect to Brussels. The Belgians send only 3 points to France, they allow Marek Cwiertnia to get across 100 points with 5 more, pass 7 to Romania, 8 to Portugal which is now only 4 points behind Belgium, 10 to the Netherlands (which doubles now to 20, apparently, the Vlaams have been voting like crazy)...and full 12 to "Cake by the Canyon" so DNCE is only 3 points behind Márcia and only 7 behind Blanche. Denmark pushes DNCE past Marcia to second place, now only 3 points away from the top. We are still in Scandinavia, and as Finland gives 12 points to Estonia, but 10 to Belgium, the present order is cemented. Francesco Gabbani from Italy gets 8 points and reaches 100 points now as well.

Estonia stuck a chord with the Veronese- or with all of Italy? Suddenly a second 12 points fro Koit & Laura. Ten points go to Romania, eight to the Southwesterners- just two Portugal and one to Belgium- so we suddenly have a change in the lead. Joe Jonas and his band can cheer as they reached 184 points while Blanche is just at 183; followed by Márcia (173) and the Sun Stroke Project (165).

Portugal is now certain to lose ground, as its jury is contacted next. Their 12 points benefit the Soviet Naviband, 1o points go to Azerbaidjan, but 8 to Belgium which Returns into the lead. Seven points bring the Romanians just behind Márta who is only one point ahead. Points from Montenegro mainly go to Croatia,Italy and Hungary, but none to America. Blanche makes four points only, Márcia 6 and the Sun Stroke Project 3. The Grand Prairie is the first Nation to send 12 points to the Quin Twins from the Rockies. Ten points push DNCE again just one point behind Blanche.

Cyprus gives a huge boost to "Cake by the Canyon". Twelve points blasts themover the 200 mark, they are now directly 9 points ahead of "City Lights" which only receive two points. With seven points, "I Can't Go On" from Sweden proves untrue, as Robin Bengtsson can go past the 100-point-mark. The Albanian Jury prefers the Portuguese song, but "Cake By The Canyon" still receives six points. Zero points for "City Lights" suddenly makes even the second place for Blanche very shaky. The Southewest's success continues as Malta gives them 10 points, only one to Portugal and five to Belgium. Blanche is now also beyond 200 points, but 20 behind DNCE. Italy scores 12 here.
Vienna, last year's contestant: Marco Michael Wanda; under an unbuttoned blazer the white undershirt unaccompagnied by an actual shirt, loose tie, unkempt hair, the cigarette not leaving the edge of his mouth, presents the Austrian points. Just one "für den Wilden Westen", two for Belgium, three for the Federal Republic ("fesches Maderl"), 4 to Romania, 5 to Italy, 6 to Hungary, 7 to Croatia ("should get disqualified, there was a second guy with the other voice under that shirt"), 8 to ("Hausfrauenmusik from") East Germany, ten to Poland and twelve to "den unerträglich langweilgen Phillip Poisel aus Württemberg". And greetings to Bilderbuch, "we made third place last year, it would have been unfair to send anyone good this year".
Palestine attributes further twelve points to the Southwestern Confederation (now at 235), ten to Portugal and seven to Romania, so both are now beyond 200 points. Belgium still second at 210. The jury of Soviet Russia pushes Portugal to 2nd place. Romania awards twelve points to Hungary, ten to Poland - so eight are still good news for DNCE. From Azerbaidjan, Belgium receives 12 points and is now tied with Portugal (getting 5). Ten go to Romania. The Southwest receives only 4 points. Twelve more points to Romania from the Ukraine, that bring them into striking distance to the almost tied Belgium and Portugal. The Southwest only receives two points, so that lead shrinks again. Ten points to the Soviets bring them to exactly 100 points. The sympathies of Ireland are with Meghan Trainor, Romania receives 10, Belgium 8, Poland 7, Portugal 5 and the Southwest - none. Five points now separate DNCE from Blanche, further five from Márcia and mere four her from the Sun Stroke Project. Twelve surprising points from Bulgaria reach France. Romania receive ten so they overtake Portugal (+5), six points bring Hungary into three-digit-territory. Belgium gets four points, thus to 248. DNCE is stuck at 249. Four acts in the 240s at this point of the show! That is unusual!

Württemberg gives 12 points to Austria, 10 to Poland, 8 to the Federal Republic (now at 22) and seven to Belgium. That brings Blanche into the lead! Croatia passes 12 to Hungary and 10 to Austria; eight to Portugal make DNCE fear for their second place, six for Romania keep them directly behind Márcia. With five points, Belgium can hardly consolidate - the top four are within 9 points of each other.

As to be expected, Greece 's Jury puts Cyprus first. But ten points to Portugal mean that Márcia passes both DNCE and Blanche. Six points go to Romania, so DNCE, despite receiving two points, is actually on the fourth spot. Seven points behind Márcia.

Australia and New Zealand itself, represented by a masked Sia Furler, guarantees more change: Romania receives 12 points, and now leads.

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The last eight nations still have to share their opinions. Among them, the Southwestern Confedderation, which puts DNCE at a disadvantage.

The Top 10 right now:

1. 269 P. Romania - Sun Stroke Project - Hey Mamma!
2. 268 P. Portugal - Márcia - Agora
3. 264 P. Belgium - Blanche - City Lights
4. 260 P. Southwestern Confederation - DNCE- Cake By The Canyon
5. 180 P. Italy - Francesco Gabbani - Occidental Karma
6. 165 P. Poland - Marek Cwiertnia - I Tak I Tak
7. 139 P. Sweden - Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On
8. 116 P. Soviet Russia - Naviband - Story of my Life
8. 116 P. Hungary - Joci Papai - Origo
10. 98 P. Ontario - Shawn Mendes - Stitches
 
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The Southwestern Confederation give all their love to the Quin Twins. Ten surprising points to Russia, and among their close rivals, seven to Portugal. So Márcia is now first in line. And Ontario passes 100 points as they receive six new ones. With Turkey, it is again a new deal. Romania receives their 12 points and suddenly Portugal is second again. Belgium can get four new points. And it is finally the very first point for Iberia! Back to America, it is New England's turn. Their twelve points go to Merry Old England. There are finally seven new points for DNCE, and six points push Lions Head from East Germany also in the "non-embrassment-league" of over 100 points. Slovakia's twelve points go to Poland, then 10 to Russia. Romania's six are sufficient to consolidate the lead.
Twelve points from Ontario go to the Quin Twins who by now collected 107 points. Seven to DNCE which are now just one point behind Portugal and overtook Blanche who just received three. Bosnia awards 12 points to their Croat neighbours, but doesn't contribute to the decisive race at all. New Hampshire found its prefered tune in "I'm A Lady", also ten points go to "Boyfriend". "Cake by the Canyon" harvests eight points which brings DNCE back to the 2nd place. However, "Hey Mamma" also can win six more points- so they have an 11 point lead and there is only one more call to make!

Delta Goodrem calls Denver in the Rocky Mountain Republic. Neyla Pekarek of "The Lumineers" (whose 5th place in 2013 helped their international breakthrough) answers and presents the result of the Rocky's televote.
"Austria, ....ein Punkt...one point. Federal Republic of Germany....zwei Punkte....two Points. Palestine....dray poynts...three Points. New England....four Points. Great Britain....five points. East German Republic.....sechs Punkte.....six Points. Seven points go to Australia and New Zealand. Our eight points go to prime boygroup material.... [quick cut to the green room.....errr.....green boat- this might mean DNCE who don't need eight, but the full twelve points from their Northern neighbours] ....that cute young gentleman.... Shawn the Ontarian. Next are our ten points from the Rocky Mountains....they go to Europe [cut to the green boat....if these points go to Romania, the Sun Stroke Project has won]....to another mountaineous place....[insecurity in Sergei Yalovitsky's face....the band formed in Chisinau in hilly Moldova, however Romania can boast the Carpathians]....congratulations to Timebelle from Switzerland. [direction splits the screen.....nobody can remember such a song contest where the decision waits until the very, very last attribution of points. Any other country but the Southwest Confederation will mean a Romanian victory]. And our twelve points go to.... New Mexico and Arizona....the Southwest Confederation.....congratulations JinJoo, Cole, Jack, Joe...."

Cheers and disappointment on the split screen, this is the decision. The Eurovision Song Contest won't come home to the Old Continent in 2018, but take place .... perhaps in Phoenix.

DNCE have won the Eurovision Song Contest 2017 with their song "Cake By The Canyon".


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The final results:

1. Southwest Confederation: DNCE - Cake by the Canyon 294

2. Romania: SunStroke Project-Hey Mamma 293

3. Portugal: Márcia-Agora 275

4. Belgium: Blanche-City Lights 271

5. Poland: Marek Cwiertnia-I Tak I Tak 192

6. Italy: Francesco Gabbani-Occidentali's Karma 180

7. Soviet Russia: Naviband-Story of My Life 148

8. Sweden: Robin Bengtsson-I Can't Go On 148

9. Hungary: Joci Papai-Origo 132

10. Ontario: Shawn Mendes-Stitches 130

11. Rocky Mountain Rep.: Quin Twins-Boyfriend 117

12. Eastern Germany: Lions Head-See You 117

13. Austria: Bilderbuch-Bungalow 97

14. New England: Meghan Trainor-I'm A Lady 92

15. France: Alma-Requiem 92

16. Croatia: Jacques Houdek-My Friend 86

17. Azerbaidjan: Dihaj-Skeletons 84

18. Estonia: Koit Toome & Laura-Verona 79

19. United Kingdom: Lucie Jones-Never Give Up On You 68

20. Württemberg: Philipp Poisel-Erkläre mir die Liebe 54

21. Cyprus: Hovig-Gravity 51

22. Australia and New Zealand: Isaiah-Don't Come Easy 43

23. Norway: Jowst-Grab the Moment 41

24. Switzerland: Timebelle-Apollo 39

25. Netherlands: OG3NE-Lights and Shadows 34

26. Federal Rep. of Germany: Levina-Perfect Life 33

27. Ukraine: O. Torwald-Time 32

28. Palestine: Imri Ziv-I Feel Alive 25

29. Iberia: Manel-Do It For Your Lover 1
As often in life, success and disappointment are relative. Nex to "Cake By The Canyon", also "City Lights", "I Can't Go On", "Stitches" and "See You" become minor international hits. All the acts which reached more than 200 points are celebrated like winners in their homelands. A seventh place in Soviet Russia is however seen as a massive letdown after the near-wins of recent years. Singers Arciom Lukjanienka and Ksienija Žuk asked for political asylum in Scandinavia mere months later. Also, for Shawn Mendes and Isaiah, reaching place 10 resp. 22 were massive disappointments, however their careers didn't suffer. In the UK, however, place 19 was celebrated like a victory, also the Federal Germans were just happy not to end up last. Iberia pondered withdrawing for the contest for a while, however, RTVE started to lobby Latin American countries to apply for EBU-Membership.
 

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Any idea what Seth MacFarlane is doing ITTL?

How are things going in Maine so far?

Can we learn more about Vermont, New Hampshire and the AMS?
 
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