Makloko is a popular morning drink in Russia in my TL (or it will be in the modern age), and involves just the slightest bit of opium mixed into vanilla cream and milk.
That's no stranger than the original recipe for Coca Cola...
Makloko is a popular morning drink in Russia in my TL (or it will be in the modern age), and involves just the slightest bit of opium mixed into vanilla cream and milk.
I've recently started to teach myself graphic editing programmes.
This is the result of my first few hours of work in Inkscape, a possible logo for a sideproject of mine:
Translation:I've recently started to teach myself graphic editing programmes.
This is the result of my first few hours of work in Inkscape, a possible logo for a sideproject of mine:
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Something similar to Pratchett's Long Earth series?I've recently started to teach myself graphic editing programmes.
This is the result of my first few hours of work in Inkscape, a possible logo for a sideproject of mine:
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Really nice gif man. I'm impressed with your Paint skillz.Something I made for my science fiction setting.
Although I have not read the series, I am 99% sure it is not. Might add the series to my reading list though.Something similar to Pratchett's Long Earth series?
“The Austrian Mastiff, the Powys Fetchhound, the Long Island Bulldog, Scotch Molosser, the Long- and Shorthaired Plymouth Shepherd, and the Chien de Soleil. What do these six (technically seven) very different dog breeds all have in common? They were all bred during the Breeding Trend of 1720-1760. Of the three major Breeding Trends, it was the most important, creating many of the rules and traditions that remain today. The Canine Breeders’ Association finds its roots in the ‘Kennel Clubs’ that formed in Albion, North America, and France in this period…[15]
...The Powys Fetchhound was bred in Wales a bit prior to the Breeding Trend’s official start, but was not a codified, well established breed until 1722. A simple crossbreed between Irish Wolfhounds and English Mastiffs, early Fetchhounds were a collection of hybrids standardized by the efforts of the third daughter of the Duke of Powys, who, with her husband, would establish a breeder dynasty that lasts to this day. The fetchhound as we know it today is large, with long limbs and long, thick snouts. Typically fawn, white, or chocolate pied, the ideal fetchhound has a curved back, a long tail, lightly bowed legs, a smaller chin, and cropped up ears. Straighter legs are sometimes preferred, and non-show pedigrees often display thicker and straighter limbs for actual hunting.
A hunting dog, they enjoy quick bursts of activity before lounging, and thus, despite their size, the average person can care for one well so long as they take them for a daily run. They are incredibly obedient, a trait developed after their lacking aggression became apparent, but when left uncommanded, are known for their great desire for physical affection, leaning against their owners and objects. Though rare, some fetchhounds, if unused to outside stimuli, can become very skittish, resulting in the wildly popular images of these huge hounds cowering under chairs, seemingly unaware of how easily seen they are…[16]
...Built for war, the Austrian Mastiff has roots in the English Mastiff, but is more directly related to the Neapolitan Mastiff, both of which share heritage to the Molossus. Also known as the Colossus Molossus, Austrian Mastiffs were first bred by Archduke Josef von Hapsburg, who was in possession of a line of extraordinarily large Neapolitan Mastiffs. Dreaming of a hound so fearsome it scared swordsman and so strong that it could wear armor, the Archduke kept a pure line, that he reinvigorated every so often from the best and biggest dogs from his Italian holdings. English Mastiffs and specimens of the Powys Fetchhound were then mixed in until we have the largest dog in the world today.
Muscular, large, with tighter skin than an English Mastiff, the height of a fetchhound, and a large square head accompanied by a longer snout, the dog most iconically has a clipped tail, a practice that began after hunting and battlefield mutilations, and that often continues today, although, contrary to popular belief, the small, upright, almost sharp looking ears are naturally occuring. Most commonly fawn, blue, or black and white, brindle Austrian Mastiffs do occur and are recognized, typically being lightly brindled, but with dark and distinct marks, sometimes causing an erroneous reference to the dog as being a ‘tabby’ despite such a term being for cats.
Extremely intelligent, Austrian Mastiffs are clever dogs that tend to grow bored easily. While aggressive, they are highly loyal, and surprisingly good around children. Despite their loyalty, however, they have a strong will, and often only obey one master and one alone, with some stories featuring Austrian Mastiffs that refuse to obey others after their masters die. It is thought their intelligence allows them to seemingly understand who their masters feel subservient to, as they are notably passive with such people. Those beneath or equivalent to their masters, however, can expect to see a great deal of calculated rebellion and intimidation. Children, as mentioned, are a notable exception due to the Austrian Mastiff’s protective instincts, recognizing children as pups. This does not make the Mastiff a good family pet, however, as they need good ways of venting aggression.
One of the world’s premier military dogs even in the modern age, those with highly active lifestyles can do well with an Austrian Mastiff, and are encouraged to purchase bites sleeves and entertain their Mastiff with a game of forearm-centric tug-of-war…[17]
...The Long Island Bulldog, or Pølsedogs as they are commonly called, were bred in, you guessed it, Long Island. Originally meant to hunt small creatures like foxes, hares, small boars, and weasels that were imported to Long Island for hunting its breeders had a simple idea: create a dog that could chase creatures into their burrows, but that could also bite and clamp down hard enough to drag the creatures out. Taking a variety of badgerhounds and most famously the Pembroke Welsh Corgi, they bred in the stout and strong British Bulldog and the Long Island Bulldog developed as we know it today, immortalized by Altman’s famous description; chubby, stubby, and ugly as hell.
Wrinkled along its medium snout, the thick body of the Pølsedog earns it its nickname, the small legs keeping it low to the ground, while its lock-jaw allows it to drag foxes and hares out of their dens as their little legs move them backwards with surprising power, all combined with a short but thick tail meant to pull the dog by. Needless to say, a good tug-rope is this playful breed’s favorite toy, and it will happily entertain itself if you bolt one to the ground. Don’t place on the wall unless you want it to tear the thing out! Either white or ‘liver-spotted’, the Pølsedog makes a lovely pet, though be sure to clean its wrinkles often, with the same going for its lovably flopping ears…[18]
...The Scotch Molosser, or simply Scotch, was bred in the Scottish colony of Dalriadda as a fishing dog. With an incredible endurance and abnormally webbed paws, the Scotch has mysterious beginnings. A number of factors came together, likely influenced by mastiffs and Portuguese working dogs, to create the Terre Neuve Water Dog, an early breed that was quickly interbred with Scottish Deerhounds, Great Pyrenees, and Spanish Bulldogs to create the Scotch Molosser as we know it.
Medium in size, the Scotch has a distinct appearance shared by all of its descendants, notably a longer snout, big triangular ears, a strong jaw and chin, and light wrinkles on the forehead. What makes the Scotch most unique, however, is the fluffy, water-resistant double coat that becomes most notable on their legs and underside. Their backs have shorter, but dense hairs, while their heads and tails has the shortest hairs. This appearance and its national origin have also led to the nickname ‘Clydesdale Dogs.’
Famed as a rescue animal, the Scotch is a great pet for active families, being playful and non-aggressive. Good with children, it will easily keep up with them, which makes it a poor dog for urban life, unless you plan to walk it for several hours a day. A large yard, or better yet a swim bath, is ideal for this breed to tucker itself out in. Fetch, both on land and in water, is the best game for them, and hunters will find they excel as fowl retrievers, given how many fowlhounds descend from them.
Recognized in black, silver, and bridle, there are a number of golden Scotches, from whom the Sunny Fowlhound was bred, but this coat is officially considered an abnormality…[19]
...The Plymouth Shepherd is from neither locations of England or New England named Plymouth. It is instead from al-Khalas, where Moroccan immigrants bred the dog from the Berber Aidi, breeding it mostly with Hadrian Sheepdogs, resulting initially in a lengthening of the Aidi’s coat into a straight, silky form that we know today as the Longhaired Plymouth Shepherd, though there has been a push, particularly from the URN, to have the breed officially renamed to the Khalan Shepherd. However, the fact remains that the breed was most popularized by the development of the Shorthaired Plymouth in the Hudson Valley. Although mostly identical on a physiological basis, the Shorthaired Plymouth Shepherd has very fine, short fur, like that of a greyhound, and is believed to have developed from a recessive mutation that was then encouraged by breeders. Seemingly radically differing, they have identical behaviours, and off-spring are always long-haired. The Shorthair was sold to Europeans and other, warmer English colonies from Plymouth, New England, and the Longhaired variant came to be as well, earning it its name.
Energetic and dutiful, Plymmies, as many call them, are no-nonsense dogs that have a strong herding instinct, and most famously have a habit of nipping pants and shoes or nudging legs to corral groups of people into more orderly formations. They don’t typically like to play, but do follow children and the elderly around with a watchful eye, making them a common animal for the handicapped as well as a show breed. Poor in constrained environments, space to exercise with fetch and racing is best, often why they are good for getting people outdoors. However, they do take a firmhand, though are notorious for breaking composure to beg for food.
White and spotted are the most common coats for the breed in both variants, though solid black can occur in Shorthaired Plymmies…[20]
...Tiny, bright, and loud. If any dog fit these descriptors, its the Chien de Soleil. The ‘dogs of the sun’, Soleils are the dog most closely associated with Denisia, but actually begin their lineage in Pomerania, with the German Spitz, a type of dog breed noted for its fur. A variety of spitz were gifted to Louis XV by Emperor Friedrich the Great, who, while despising the French, hoped he might manipulate the new king into pursuing a defensive policy rather than an offensive one. While this was for nothing, the Sun-King loved the look of the dogs, and had breeders get to work.
The breed was first made to become brighter, taking the brown, blonde, and black Spitz and breeding them to become entirely a rich golden hue, with increasing amounts of puffing fur. That fur, iconic for its grouping in pointed ‘rays’, was paired with ever pointed ears and nose, the tail also made to curl up into a point. Once all of this was achieved, the task became to make the dogs smaller and smaller, until we have the tiny dog we know today, its smallness matched only in magnitude by its regality. Characterized as particular and posh, they are lazy dogs that happily sit in the lap and enjoy being pet, its size making walking around the house plenty of exercise. Its also known to bark loudly, surprisingly loudly, at many things, and as such make decent alarm dogs. This nature as a lazing, loud, sun-like dog made it loathed for a number of reason by rebels, resulting in its survival in Denisia, Laurentia, and Louisiana today…”[21]
- Dogs of the Breeding Trends by Alan Patrick Moore
LONG ISLAND B U L L D O G G OWasted some time making this. The following is a graphic to accompany a portion of the latest update in my TL (as seen in my signature or by following the quote). While The update has a good bit in it, I also included the development of new dog breeds, a topic rarely discussed in TLs.
LONG ISLAND B U L L D O G G O
*DiCaprioToastingWithFireworks.gif*Please good sir, use the scientific name: L O N G B O I
Not Really a graphic that i made, but this is how AH.com looked back in 2001!
Putting it in link because file is WAAYY too big. https://drive.google.com/open?id=1CCQboCs-yQb5HGxf1rqQ-4cfqhjTByVj
i... may have gone a bit too far here yeah
Could I please delete my original post?This thread isn't for dumb garbage memes.