Aw, get out of here, you damned Cappy.
I must admit I've never heard that particular term before. I suppose that if your pathetic excuse for a coherent nation-state had ever produced any culture worthy of more than providing an alternative when the bidets break, I might have been more likely to encounter it.
Just what I'm trying to say! We need strong leadership, not some weak-wristed sissy!
Well, we Californians HAD that, and a country that forced yours to turn its head in shame as a result. Then you miserable pawns of an illegitimate democracy invaded us merely because we allowed members of the fairer sex, Negroes, Hebrews, Mahometans, Mongoloids, Hispanics, and even one or two Irish to equally participate in building our Golden Homeland under the beneficent eyes of the Norton Dynasty.
Meddling with the succession wasn't enough for you, oh no; to avoid irrefutable proof that your system's failings lay in the parochial bigotry and blindness of your leaders, it was required that you murder our nation before we exposed the moral bankruptcy of yours.
And given that even as it groans under the oppressive Gwailo yoke California is still the richest and most industrially and agriculturally productive portion of your Supposedly United States, I dare say that our independence is an inevitability, needing only the distraction of your military to be a formality.
I've already begun making arrangements for a shipment of champagne to accompany the coronation at San Simeon.
OOC: the Hearst Castle of OTL is the Imperial Palace of TTL. Would you expect that the Norton Dynasty, By Grace of God the King of Oregon (the original territory), the Prince of Hawaii, the Protector of Alberta and the Yukon, the Duke of Alaska and the Emperor of Californias Norte, Baja and Oriens (OTL Nevada) would reside in any locale not befitting such grandeur?
