1337-40:THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF HUMBERT THE DAUPHIN, PART 1; CRUSADING NEEDS MONEY!
"For most of his contemporaries, the Dauphin[1] Humbert II was ultimately an afterthought. German Emperor Louis of Bavaria had flirted with crowning him King of Arles at one point, but this was more due to the excellent strategic position of his realm and the prestige of his family more than any particular virtue of Humbert's[2]. The court he created upon the inheritance of the Dauphinate from his brother swiftly developed a reputation for frivolity and waste, though the small size of it kept this fact from particularly impressing others. If fate had been a little kinder to him, he would almost certainly be forgotten save for those interested in the genealogies of minor nobles. But fate was not kind to Humbert--his only child, a son, died at the age of two, fixing Humbert on two ideas that would cause him to leave an undeniable mark on history. First, to take up the cross and go on a Crusade in the Holy Land. Second--and this idea was linked to the first--to sell his inheritance, title and all. He would achieve both[3], and because of this, leave a greater shadow on history than many other, better men.
"This would not be because Humbert was an especially successful crusader--the account of his fitful wanderings in the East that he wrote has been declared 'a fascinating record of failure and incompetence'. But Humbert's lack of success was typical of the era--indeed, from 1341, until 1352, the Dauphin managed to involve himself in virtually every major crusading effort in the Holy Land, and quite a few minor ones, Flood's proverbial 'man who chanced to be there'. It is because of this--that he managed to be everywhere, and more importantly, that afterwards, he wrote it all down--that more than a few historians have noted to write of the Crusades in the mid-fourteenth century is to write of Dauphin Humbert...
"Of course, as Humbert had learned by previous efforts[4], crusading was an expensive undertaking. His earlier attempts had impoverished a man who was not rich and ruined his credit. This was the primary reason for his desire to sell the Dauphinate, though his lack of a clear heir provided another motivation. Unfortunately for Humbert, his first potential buyer was not interested in the Dauphinate--at least not at the price Humbert was offering it. This was a shame, for Robert of Naples[5] was an obvious choice, thanks to his substantial holdings in Provence, and familial connection to Humbert[6]. His second offer, to John of France[7], was likewise refused--John, whose sentimental attachment to his Angevin kin was legendary, felt obligated to try drive the price down for Robert.
"Humbert refused to be discouraged, and next offered his lands to the Pope. The Papacy was undeniably interested--after all, their present home of Avignon was essentially borrowed from Naples[8]. But once again, the price proved the sticky part, and the prospective sale fell through. Things were looking increasingly grim for Humbert, who had outstanding debts to worry about on top of impractical dreams, when finally, the Lord saw fit to answer his prayers and provide a buyer. In 1337, Philip of Valois, the Duke of Anjou, offered to purchase the Dauphinate for his eldest son, John, in return for a substantial sum that would, with the assistance of Papal funding, finance many years of crusading[9]. Philip's motives were, as usual a blend of the practical and the religious--the recent stillbirths of a son and grandson had convinced the Duke of a need to get his spiritual house in order, while increasing difficulties with his royal brother-in-law had convinced him of the need of his line to acquire a sovereign title. The resulting arrangement between Humbert and Philip was as complicated a one as that medieval bureaucrat could create when given a chance--John of Valois was named as Humbert's heir, with as many functions of the Dauphinate's government as could be were to be transferred to the young prince's "representatives" while the Dauphin was abroad[10]...
"...All this hinged on Humbert actually receiving Papal approval as a crusader, a thing that was not necessarily certain. Pope John's view of crusades and crusaders was on the whole dim; his views on Humbert and Philip were not an exception to this. If anything, they were exemplars--on at least one occasion he referred to the pair of them as "infants". And yet, ultimately, he agreed to it. Humbert always gave credit to "the hand of God" in this--more likely, it was because this was seen by many prominent rulers, including both the Emperor and the King of France, as a way to avoid a disputed succession in the volatile region. Whatever the cause, Humbert now had the spiritual and financial backing of the Papacy in his crusade. Sending a message to many longtime companions and fellow crusading enthusiasts to join him in his grand endeavor, he embarked for Sicily in 1338 to await them.
"He was arrested almost immediately upon his arrival to the island.
"The Kingdom of 'Sicily Beyond the Lighthouse' was, as was so often the case for the troubled island nation, in tulmult. The gifted Frederick III was dead, his place taken by his reportedly simple-minded son, Peter II. Its rival, Angevin Naples, had moved from hostility to active war. The Lipari Islands had been taken by Neapolitan forces, who were now planning an invasion of the island proper[11]. Humbert was heavily suspected of being an agent of the Angevins--his ties to the Papacy were no help, as the Sicilians relations with the See of St. Peter were still fairly poor. Humbert wrote to the Pope, the Emperor, the King of France and the Duke of Anjou to beg for their assistance--the Pope and the Emperor ignored him, the King of France seems to have encouraged the Sicilians to imprison him for longer[12], and the Duke of Anjou wrote an impassioned argument for liberating the Dauphin that the court ignored. In the end, Humbert's freedom was only achieved after a year of imprisonment, and seems to have been affected by a combination of Humbert's piety impressing King Peter and the court deciding he was, rather than a spy for France or Naples, the man of little importance he appeared to be.
"Leaving Sicily, Humbert moved on to Naples, and then Venice, trying to hire ships to take him and the motley army of crusaders he was once again assembling to Cyprus. This alone would take months--the resulting voyage to Cyprus would seem him arrive in August of 1340. He would swiftly learn that Leon IV, the Armenian monarch that he was hoping to support was dead, and had been for over a year, having been killed by an angry mob for his support of the Latin Church[13]. The barons had chosen a new king, Guy de Lusignan, Leon's cousin, and a former regent of Cyprus. The newly anointed Constantine II[14] was badly in need of support--Humbert and his forces were hailed as deliverers, and accompanied the King to Cilica.
"It was the beginning of a very frustrating five years for Humbert."
--While the Savior Wept: Crusading in the 14th Century, by Barbara Morell, 1983
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[1] The term "Dauphin" initially referred to two distinct titles, the County of Viennois and the county of Auvergne, both of which had dolphins on their coats of arms. It was initially a nickname, but eventually became a formal title.
[2] This was true IOTL as well. Humbert was just a pawn in the medieval game of life.
[3] He would also do this IOTL, though at a significantly later date.
[4] Both IOTL and ITTL, Humbert put himself quite heavily in debt by preparing to go on a crusade that never actually happened.
[5] Robert was Humbert's first choice IOTL as well, but simply wasn't that interested.
[6] Humbert was Robert's nephew-in-law, as well as a relative on his mother's side. Sadly, counting on family feeling from a man with as many relatives as Robert was a bad play.
[7] John was Humbert's first cousin through their respective mothers, though again, this isn't much help to a man with a large supply of relatives.
[8] Humbert did indeed try to sell it to the Papacy IOTL as well. Likewise, Avignon was not presently owned by the Papacy, instead being a Neapolitan possession that they were allowed to hold court in.
[9] Philip of course bought it for his grandson in the late 1340s IOTL, the reason that it became synonymous with the heir of France. Here, Humbert's a little more desperate, and Philip is a bit more eager.
[10] The sale involved quite a lot of juggling IOTL as well, to avoid the title going into abeyance.
[11] This was the case IOTL as well--Sicily and Naples spent most of the 14th century in various degrees of conflict.
[12] John's motives for this will be explored later.
[13] Leon was killed in a similar fashion in 1341 IOTL--Armenian Cilicia was a powder-keg for most of its existence.
[14] Guy was likewise Leon's successor under this name IOTL--he appears to have been the barons' second choice, but their first, his younger brother, pressed them to pick him.