Alternate Wikipedia Infoboxes II

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You know stuff like abortion, raising taxes, or letting in too many brown immigrants. They want to make things better for the British Middle Class, but not support anything radical or go too far. We don't want to scare away the British Middle Class now do we?

To be fair the British Middle Class is a deciding factor.
 

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I don't get it. :confused:

Labour Party has been using the color red since they were formed. By making the Labour Party one which uses blue colors, it is supposed to agitate the British people on this forum.

It's like the British equivalent of flipping the Democratic and Republican colors on a map, making the Dems the "Red" ones, and Republicans the "blue" ones.

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Labour Party has been using the color red since they were formed. By making the Labour Party one which uses blue colors, it is supposed to agitate the British people on this forum.

It's like the British equivalent of flipping the Democratic and Republican colors on a map, making the Dems the "Red" ones, and Republicans the "blue" ones.

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Meh. I think we'd be better off blue anyways.
 
Social clubs are an important pillar of American culture and social life. Most Adult Americans are a member of at least club, and many are members of multiple ones. There are a variety of different clubs, ranging from religious and political organizations to service clubs to fraternal orders to veteran's organizations to interest groups. There are dozens of different groups and organizations, and even the smallest American town will have at least one club hall if not several. Prominent clubs with membership exceeding ten million Americans include Rotary International, Kiwanis, Knights of Columbus, The Elks, The Buffaloes, Tammany Halls, Veterans of Foreign Wars and the United Veterans of America, and chapters can be found in every American state or territory. The clubs provide for like-minded American adults to come together to provide community service, to network and to have fun together, and they are an important pillar in holding the American civilization-state together across vast distances.

The Splendid Knights of Valhalla are an ethnic fraternal order for orcs. Founded on Io, chapters can be found across the Jovian system and the Belt, with new chapters being formed in the Saturnian system. The Knights have 1.02 million members in 30,000 local chapters (called "mead halls", which are lead by a jarl) across 14 countries, though it's largely concentrated in the United States. They were founded initially on Io following the merger of several previously existing orcish social groups, and have become the premier social club for the modern, urbanite, middle class orc. The club participates heavily in charity (as do most social clubs), with a particular emphasis on providing educational benefits to under-privileged orcs. In 2130, the Knights of Valhalla Foundation supported approximately 45,000 students with approximately $67.5 million in scholarships and grants, while also donating more than $45 million to schools. Members also participate in a program where orcish convicts are provided with start up jobs and places to live after they're released from prison. The Knights of Valhalla also fight against stereotypes and discrimination, funding PSAs and outreach events and also requiring members to pledges of non-violence and sexual monogamy.

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The Fifth Horsemen Motorcycle Club is a one-percenter outlaw motorcycle club, and it is sometimes considered a splinter from the Knights of Valhalla since some of the founders were also Knights. However, while the Knights are a respected social club, the Fifth Horsemen are one of the most notorious and violent organized criminal organizations found on Io. It was founded after the Ionian Mutiny by military veterans, and it operates primarily in the Ionian Outback--though it has territory in the larger coastal territory. Riders participate in various criminal enterprises ranging from drug trafficking, gun running, prostitution, extortion, vehicle theft and murder. Founding member Belabo NaRundi is currently listed as one of Ten Most Wanted Fugitives by the Colchis Office of Criminal Investigation for a quadruple murder, despite the fact that there are ongoing rumors that the Fifth Horsemen are not only protected by the Minutemen, but also frequently used as a paramilitary force for extrajudicial killings. The Fifth Horsemen are the largest and most well known of the orcish outlaw motorcycle clubs that were founded in the wake of the Mutiny. Like most other clubs, the Fifth Horsemen are apocalyptic and believe that the end times are coming soon.

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Labour Party has been using the color red since they were formed. By making the Labour Party one which uses blue colors, it is supposed to agitate the British people on this forum.

It's like the British equivalent of flipping the Democratic and Republican colors on a map, making the Dems the "Red" ones, and Republicans the "blue" ones.

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That means the Tories are red, right?
 
Prime Minister Clarke, part 1 of 3

After a narrow win in the 1997 Conservative leadership contest, Ken Clarke proved an unexpectedly dextrous leader. In Parliament, despite a fairly limited selection of like-minded Shadow Cabinet supporters, even staunch opponents of the Tories were impressed by the diversity of thought in the Opposition, and his snipes at Tony Blair from the left earned him kudos even from Labour and Lib Dem MPs. In the 2001 election, despite fears that turnout might fall to intensely apathetic levels, an energetic campaign from the Tories and a sense of closeness in the result led to a infinitesimal fall of just 1% in turnout. Although it seemed to many that this Clarke had survived the roughest period Opposition could throw his way, having returned the Tories to over 200 seats and cut Labour's majority to 97, the future was to be less simple than that.

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He could've done marginally better, not 40 odd seats though

Best would be a Kinnock in '87 type thing, gaining about 20 seats. Still, it looks nice, cant wait for the next couple of parts.

Actually, I'm of the mind that he would've done worse, if he was even leader by the election.
 
Labour Party has been using the color red since they were formed. By making the Labour Party one which uses blue colors, it is supposed to agitate the British people on this forum.

It's like the British equivalent of flipping the Democratic and Republican colors on a map, making the Dems the "Red" ones, and Republicans the "blue" ones.

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That, the spelling as "Labor", and the deliberate mis-labelling.

It's like if I took the Dem infobox, used British spelling everywhere ("centre"), applied the Labour ideology "Social democracy, Democratic socialism" to it, changed the international affiliation to "Socialist International" and changed the colour to red. That would be the reverse form.
 
Prime Minister Clarke, part 2/3

Having survived the 2001 election, Clarke's next problem was responding to the breakout of the War on Terror. Whilst Blair proved gun-hoe for it, Clarke's response was more muted, despite howls of derision from some Shadow Cabinet colleagues. Surprisingly, however, only Liam Fox, his Shadow Defence Secretary, was prepared to resign, a move which ultimately caused the one-time darling of the Tory right fatal damage.

After the Iraq War came onto the horizon, both the Government and Opposition leaders seemed to have been switched at birth, with Labour MPs resenting Blair's insistence on military involvement and Conservatives calling for Clarke to support the Government motion. By a narrow margin, the Commons vote passed, mostly thanks to Tory votes. The outcry from the British left against Blair was nothing short of resounding.

Labour failed to win a single by-election in the rest of the term; although only Brent East was not regained at the 2006 general election, every defeat emphasized the scale of opposition to Iraq from all sides, with top-up fees and moves towards ID cards only pouring salt into the wound.

Even so, nothing could prepare politicos the world over for the outcome of the June 2006 general election. Labour faced a clear defeat, losing over 100 seats, not just in contests with the Tories and the Lib Dems, but in three other upsets- to Independent Peter Law in Blaenau Gwent, Richard Barnbrook of the BNP in Barking and dissenter George Galloway of Respect in Bethnal Green and Bow. Although another Blair administration was a theoretical possibility if some coalition was formed, the Lib Dems emphatically refused to allow him to continue, and Clarke's Tories formed a minority administration, ending the longest continuous period of Labour government in the party's history.

Of course, government at this point, especially without a majority, was a huge poisoned chalice.

(You may have noticed the ASBs beginning to descend. :p)

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