Alternate List of Billboard #1 Hits: Katarn Edition

December 15th, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid
December 22nd, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid

Event: On December 14th, 1984 they 49ers completed their perfect 16-0 season with 19-16 win over the Los Angeles Rams at Candlestick Park.
 
January 12, 1985: "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" - Dead or Alive
January 19, 1985: "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" - Dead or Alive
 
January 26th, 1985: "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" - Dead or Alive
February 2nd, 1985: "All She Wants to Do Is Dance"[1] - Lou Gramm

[1] This Danny Kortchmar composition blocks Gramm's former band, The Globe, from reaching the #1 spot with "I Want to Know What Love Is".
 
I'm happy to see you guys kept going, even though I'm not around too much. Sorry about that. Does anyone have a list of the songs since around 1982-ish?

February 9th, 1985: "Alone Again" - Dokken [R]


[R] - Reckless Records Artist

Yes, Reckless has gone hair metal. If this is a good or bad thing is more up to you guys.
 
1983-1984
1983 and 1984 here:

January 1st, 1983: "New Year's Day" - U2
January 8th, 1983: "Walking in the Air" - Aled Jones
January 15, 1983: "Walking in the Air" by Aled Jones
January 22, 1983: "Mickey" by Toni Basil
January 29th, 1983: "Mickey" - Toni Basil
February 5th, 1983: "Mickey"- Toni Basil
February 12th, 1983: "On The Loose" - Saga
February 19th, 1983: "Rock The Casbah" - The Clash
February 26th, 1983: "On The Loose" - Saga
March 5th, 1983: "Freak-A-Zoid" - Midnight Star
March 12, 1983: Only Time Will Tell - Asia
March 19, 1983: Fun With Ropes - The Go-Go's
March 26, 1983: "Mr. Roboto" - Styx
April 2, 1983: "Mr. Roboto" - Styx
April 7, 1983: "Hungry Like a Wolf" - Tau City
April 14th, 1983: "Hungry Like a Wolf"- Tau City
April 21st, 1983: "Sexual Healing"- Marvin Gaye
April 28, 1983: "Back on the Chain Gang" - Children of Rubber
May 5, 1983: "Electric Avenue" - Eddy Grant
May 14th, 1983: "Looks That Kill" - Mottley Cru
May 21st, 1983: "Looks That Kill" - Mottley Cru
May 28th, 1983: "Der Kommissar (The Commissioner)" - Falco
June 4th, 1983: "Der Kommissar (The Commissioner)"- Falco
June 11th, 1983: "Call of the West"- Wall of Voodoo
June 18, 1983 - "Come Dancing" - The Kinks
June 25, 1983 - "I and I Survive" - The Bad Brains
July 1st, 1983: "Slipping Away" - Dave Edmunds
July 9th, 1983: "Slipping Away" - Dave Edmunds
July 16th, 1983: "Eyes Without a Face" - Billy Idol
July 23rd, 1983: "Eyes Without a Face" - Billy Idol
July 30th, 1983: "Eyes Without a Face" - Billy Idol
August 6, 1983: "Save it for Later" - The English Beat
August 13, 1983: "Over My Head" by Toni Basil
August 20, 1983: "Please, Please, Tell Me Now" - Tau City
August 27th, 1983: "Know You" - Steve Perry and Todd Rundgren
September 3rd, 1983: "Know You" - Steve Perry and Todd Rundgren
September 10th, 1983: "Know You"- Steve Perry and Todd Rundgren
September 17th, 1983: "Burning Down the House"- The Talking Heads
September 24, 1983 - "Burning Down the House" - Talking Heads
October 1, 1983 - "Uptown Girl" - The Four Seasons
October 8th, 1983: "Uptown Girl" - The Four Seasons
October 15th, 1983: "Here Comes the Rain Again" - Eurythmics
October 22nd, 1983: "Here Comes the Rain Again" - Eurythmics
October 29th, 1983: "Here Comes the Rain Again" - Eurythmics
November 5th, 1983: "Here Comes the Rain Again" - Eurythmics
November 12th, 1983, "Age of Consent" - New Order
November 19th, 1983: "Shooting Shark" - Blue Oyster Cult
November 26th, 1983: "Shooting Shark" - Blue Oyster Cult
December 3, 1983: "All You Zombies" - The Hooters
December 10, 1983: "In a Big Country" - Big Country
December 17th, 1983: "Stay with Me Tonight" - Jeffrey Osborne
December 24th, 1983: "Stay with Me Tonight" - Jeffrey Osborne
December 31, 1983: "Stay with Me Tonight" - Jeffrey Osborne

and 1984:

January 14th, 1984: "Owner of a Lonely Heart" - HARSH
January 21st, 1984: "Spellbound" - The Scream
January 28, 1984: "Suspense" by Toni Basil
February 4, 1984: "Suspense" by Toni Basil
February 11th, 1984: "Rock You Like a Hurricane" - Scorpions
February 18th, 1984: "Rock You Like a Hurricane" - Scorpions
February 25, 1984: "God Bless the USA" - Elvis Presley
March 3, 1984: "God Bless the USA" - Elvis Presley
March 10, 1984: "God Bless the USA" - Elvis Presley
March 17, 1984: "God Bless the USA" - Elvis Presley
March 24th, 1984: "(You Can Still) Rock in America" - Electric Masons
March 31st, 1984: "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen
April 7th, 1984: "Hallelujah" - Leonard Cohen
April 14th, 1984: "Smooth Operator" - Sade
April 21st, 1984: "Smooth Operator" - Sade
April 28th, 1984: "Smooth Operator" - Sade
May 5th, 1984: "Loved By You" - A.G.F.
May 12, 1984: "Let's Hear It for the Boy" by Deniece Williams
May 19, 1984: "Let's Hear It for the Boy" by Deniece Williams
May 26, 1984: "99 Red Balloons" - Nena
June 2nd, 1984: "99 Red Balloons" - Nena
June 9th, 1984: "Cool It Now" - New Edition
June 16, 1984: "Curly Shuffle" - Jump 'n' the Saddle
June 23, 1984: "Your Love Is King" - Sade
June 30th, 1984: "Your Love is King" - Sade
July 7th, 1984: "Your Love is King" - Sade
July 14th, 1984: "I'll Wait" - David Lee
July 21st, 1984: "I'll Wait" - David Lee
July 28th, 1984: "Olympic Fanfare and Theme" - John Williams
August 4th, 1984: "Olympic Fanfare and Theme" - John Williams
August 11, 1984: "Swamp" (live) - Talking Heads
August 18, 1984: "Only When You Leave" - Spandau Ballet
August 25th, 1984: "Only When You Leave"- Spandau Ballet
September 1st, 1984: "Ghostbusters"- Ray Parker, Jr.
September 8th, 1984: "She Bop" by Toni Basil
September 15th, 1984: "She Bop" by Toni Basil
September 22nd, 1984: "I Fell in Love Again Last Night" - The Forester Sisters
September 29th, 1984: "I Fell in Love Again Last Night" - The Forester Sisters
October 6, 1984: "Lovergirl" - Teena Marie
October 13, 1984: "Bad" - U2
October 20: "Bad" - U2
October 27: "Caribbean Queen" - Billy Ocean
November 3, 1984: "Carribean Queen" by Billy Ocean
November 10, 1984: "Carribean Queen" by Billy Ocean
November 17, 1984: "Attention Please" - The Antennas
November 24, 1984: "Mamma" - Luciano Pavarotti
December 1st, 1984: "Attention Please" - The Antennas
December 8th, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas?"[1] - Band Aid
December 15th, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid
December 22nd, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas" by Band Aid
December 29th, 1984: "Do They Know It's Christmas" - Band Aid

And that brings us up to the current page.
 
February 16, 1985: "Crazy In The Night" - Ocasek [1]
February 23, 1985: "Crazy In The Night" - Ocasek

[1] Song written by Kim Carnes. Instead of recording it herself, she gives the song to this group (OTL The Cars)
 
March 2nd, 1985: "Crazy in the Night" - Ocasek
March 9th, 1985: "Marlene on the Wall" - Suzanne Vega [1]

[1] Just missed the UK top 20 IOTL.

 
March 16th, 1985: "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" - Robert Palmer
March 23rd, 1985: "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On" - Robert Palmer

Robert Palmer covers this song 9 months earlier than IOTL.


Sadly, 1985 was an even worse year for pop music than 1980 was.
 
Sadly, 1985 was an even worse year for pop music than 1980 was.

I don't know if I agree with that, this year has Take on Me, Money for Nothing, The Power of Love, St. Elmo's Fire, The Boys of Summer, Jungle Love, The Search is Over...of course, it also has We Built This City, Sussudio, You're the Inspiration, Heaven, and, of course, We Are the World.

...Eh, call it a work in progress.
 
April 13th, 1985: "Purple Rain"- Prince
April 20th, 1985: "Brothers in Arms"- Cafe Racers*

*Song written during the Falklands War.
 
I can't agree on "Money for Nothing." I always hated the implied elitism in that song - common blue-collar worker filth refuse to recognize the value of the musicians who are their superiors.

EDIT: Come to think of it, "Sultans of Swing" is along those lines too - the Dixieland jazz band doesn't get The Respect They Deserve. Mark Knopfler seems to have written a lot of songs about how people should be kissing musicians' asses more. Maybe his preferred AH timeline would be called "Musicianland."
 
I can't agree on "Money for Nothing." I always hated the implied elitism in that song - common blue-collar worker filth refuse to recognize the value of the musicians who are their superiors.
Well, the song is Mark Knopfler literally writing down a conversation he heard between two store employees watching MTV videos.
 
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