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A freak cheerleading accident lead the previously wayward son of George H W Bush to study medicine, whereupon he became an orthopedic surgeon. He specialized in working on baseball players, and at a time when steroids lead to bigger and stronger players, and more severe injuries, he was renowned for keeping them in the game. He had harbored a desire to go into politics after his father and brother, and was elected Rep from Texas in 2012, as the Compassionate Conservative response to the Tea PartyThe Transylvania Incident
Vampire Paranoia in 1890s Kentucky resulted in a group of people setting fire to a building supposedly containing one of the creatures just after midnight in late August. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a woman run into the building while screaming under cover of darkness with exposed fangs trying to feed on a passer-by who was stunned and could not respond to questions. Unfortunately the fire spread and burned down over half the town. The incident was named for the proposed British colony encompassing most of the state and the nearby University where several students lost their lives in the ensuing fires. The passer-by would later recall that parts of her face were 'molten' and many of her teeth were exposed down to the roots and even parts inside the socket were visible. It was later discovered that she was a beautiful young woman who walked by a train engine as it suffered a catastrophic failure, resulting in horrible burns across her face and chest. Subsequently the University of Kentucky School of Medicine became a pioneer in facial reconstruction and plastic surgery techniques, a field it maintains leadership in to this day.
Dr. George W Bush, Orthopedic Surgeon
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