Chapter 5: Carr
April, 1610
Robert Carr shifted slightly in his chair. He was reading over some paperwork that the King had given to him and he was finding it rather hard to concentrate. All he could think about was what the King had said to him at the feast that had been held to welcome the Hereditary Prince of Brunswick to London. The King had told him that after Prince Henry’s investiture as Prince of Wales, he, Robert, would be created a Viscount in the English Peerage. Not only that but that the King would be granting him properties in and around Rochester to the value of £3000, in return for Robert handing over two of the offices the King had granted him, was something Robert found mind boggling.
Robert had no qualms about handing over two of the minor offices the King had granted him, their total worth was only about £500, the reward he was getting for doing so was far more than he had thought. But then, the King was a generous man, when he wanted to be, and Robert was not going to say no. Of course, with that wealth, Robert knew he’d make more enemies than friends, and as such, he would need to move ever closer to the Howards, the Earl of Suffolk in particular. Which was going to leave a bad taste in his mouth. But he could live with it.
“What are you thinking about?” A harsh voice asked.
Robert looked up and saw his friend and secretary, Thomas Overbury looking at him intently. Robert sighed. “What the King told me.”
“About the property he’s giving you?” Thomas asked.
“Yes.” Robert answered. “It’s going to make me a very rich man.”
Thomas nodded. “But it’s also going to make you enemies. Have you thought about how you’re going to avert that little disaster?”
“I need to get closer to the Howards.” Robert said, his friend frowned and Robert ploughed on. “I know it’s not going to be good, but it needs to be done. They’re the ones who have the King’s ear, and they are dominant in a lot of the southern Lieutenancies. Hells, Thomas, the Earl of Suffolk agreed to have a game of that idiotic foot-ball played in the park outside his house between the English and Italian merchants on Saturday.”[1]
“Yes, but he got criticised by the clergy for allowing that, and the King himself only consented because Prince Henry was insistent on allowing it to happen.” Thomas countered.
Robert sighed. “So, what do you suggest I do?”
“You’ve got to find some other way of ensuring that you don’t get more enemies.” Thomas said. “I’d go for pushing hard for the Palatine match.”
“You would?” Robert asked surprised. He had thought his friend didn’t care about such things.
“I would.” Thomas agreed.
“Why?” Robert asked.
“Because Prince Henry and the Queen seem to be leaning toward Brunswick, as does Salisbury. The mood amongst the merchant class is that Brunswick would be disastrous for their trade, whilst the Palatine with its ties to the Rhine is exactly what England needs. If you throw your weight behind the Palatine match, you will show them that you have your finger on the pulse. And if they think that, then they will tell their MPs and their patrons in the Lords.” Thomas said.
“Which will make it far harder for the Lords to try and do anything towards me.” Robert said, realising what his friend was getting at. Despite being the most powerful men in the realm, the Lords were oddly sensitive to the views of the merchant community.
“Exactly.” Thomas said smiling.
“How long is Brunswick staying here for?” Robert asked. He was sure the King had told him, but he’d been quite drunk at the welcoming feast, so couldn’t remember.
“Nobody is quite sure.” Thomas said. “Could be another month, could be another three. He’s currently in Cornwall, with Prince Henry, examining some of the tin mines.”
“How fun.” Robert said.
“Indeed. But the issue is, is that he’s been courting Princess Elizabeth, and it seems that she has taken a liking to him. That needs to be changed.” Thomas insisted.
“And the only way for that to change is for the Electoral Prince of the Palatine to either come here or to write to her.” Robert said.
“Which one is the King more likely to agree to?” Thomas asked.
“He’s going to be better if they write to one another. But the question is how to get him to suggest it to his daughter or to the Electoral Prince.” Robert mused out loud. The King for all his good qualities was not someone who always thought on his feet. There was a lot of flailing around.
“Put the idea into Prince Henry’s head.” Thomas suggested.
Robert snorted. “How?” Prince Henry didn’t exactly like him.
“Your cousin, Lord Kerr is a noted military man, isn’t he?” Thomas asked.
“Yes, for keeping control over the borderers.” Robert said, which was no easy feat, given how strife seemed to be in their blood.
“Well, Prince Henry’s got a thing for military men, and given he seems to be intrigued by Scotland, we could spin it that way.” Thomas said.
“You mean get my cousin to speak with the Prince, get him to talk to him, impress him and then casually suggest that the Palatine shares more of interest with England than Brunswick?” Robert asked.
“Yes.” Thomas answered. “And, then whilst that’s being done, get your cousin to casually suggest that the Princess and the Electoral Prince start writing to one another. The King will have the letters examined before they reach the Princess, therefore he can assess the character of the Prince, and Prince Henry can also see what sort of man the Electoral Prince is , as well as the benefits and negatives.”
“Thus, making Prince Henry feel as if he’s got some influence, whilst also putting the King into a technical position of control.” Robert mused.
“Exactly.” Thomas replied.
Robert thought on this. It could work. But would Prince Henry put two and two together, and if he did, what then?
It seemed that Thomas had caught onto what he was thinking, for he quickly said. “You don’t have to be the one to make the introduction. Get the King to invite your cousin down and then let nature take it’s course.”
“Are you sure?” Robert asked. He wasn’t sure what the King made of his cousin. The man had only mentioned him once.
“Yes.” Thomas said. “Trust me.”
Robert took a breath and then said. “Very well.” After all, Thomas hadn’t been wrong before now.
“But then there’s another issue.” Thomas said.
“Which is what?” Robert asked.
“The Howards, and the Queen.” Thomas replied.
“I’d think they’re two separate issues. The Queen doesn’t particularly like the Howards.” Robert said. At least, he thought she didn’t.
“Not right now no, but the Queen will push for her nephew to get Princess Elizabeth, and the Howards might start supporting such a move if they suspect they’re being outplayed.” Thomas said.
“So, I do have to court them?” Robert asked, with some frustration. This was turning out to be more of a mess than he’d hoped for.
“No, I don’t think you do. At least not properly.” Thomas replied.
“What do you mean?” Robert asked frowning.
“I mean you need to make them think you’re going onto their side, but in reality, you’re working on your own angle.” Thomas said.
“And how would you suggest I do that?” Robert asked.
“By going after the Earl of Suffolk’s daughter.” Thomas said.
“Which one, he has four.” Robert replied.
“Frances Howard.” Thomas said.
“The Countess of Essex?!” Robert exclaimed. “Are you mad?”
“Not at all. I’m merely saying what I think the most reasonable choice is.” Thomas replied.
“Essex? Her husband will kill me. As will the Prince.” Robert said. Indeed, Robert wasn’t sure which one he feared more.
“Not if you play it right.” Thomas replied.
“And how exactly do I play this right?” Robert asked somewhat incredulously, had his friend gone mad?
“By starting off small.” Thomas said. “Talk to her, get to know her, offer to help her around at court. Then go in for the kill and make her fall for you.”
“Do you think it will be that easy?” Robert asked.
“I think after her husband, the Countess will jump at the first sign of attention.” Thomas said simply.
Robert took a breath and then said. “Fine, I will do it.” He just hoped this didn’t come back to bite him.
[1] Couldn’t help myself.