The assembly along the French side would have been behind defensive minefields and under the cover of airpower and coastal artillery. It's when the invasion moves north and leaves that protection behind that the RN can attack.
Well, most of the things you post are stupid because they are incredible, unlikely, implausible and unrealistic. But even when you post such hogwash, at least that has the extenuating circumstance that what other members post in reply, while being credible, likely, plausible and realistic, is still a hypothesis - alternate history means no certainty.
But in this case you managed to break even that limitation to stupidity. The Royal Navy did attack a French port in 1940. It's a historical fact. And guess what port the Royal Navy bombarded? The closest to the Isle of Wight.
Nor is the Royal Navy only that came at the Germans in their bases, remember? Bomber Command and Coastal Command, dedicating but a fraction of their efforts to the ports where the barge flotillas were being assembled, sank or destroyed 12% of the tonnage. Can you imagine the score if there actually is a mad operation going on, and those bomber forces apply all of their power to any beachhead in England and to the supply ports?
And that was mostly due to night bombing. Unescorted bombers, even if they were the best the British had, i.e. Blenheims, had a difficult time surviving over the French coast. Does that mean they were not sent in? Heck no. They faced heavy losses and they attacked the ports, preferably with the help of partial cloud cover. They did not push too hard, exactly because these attacks were too costly - but they did launch them,
at a time when there was not actually one German soldier on England soil. Do you reckon they would not accept heavier casualties for attacking the resupply port of a beleaguered paratroop battalion cornered in a spot on the Isle of Wight?
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All that said, you also commit the usual stupid mistake of the Sealion delusionist. "Hey! German-occupied coastline! Coastal batteries! Air cover! Mines! The Royal Navy can't dare come close!". Think hard about this. Think long. Think goose and gander.
What about the guy waiting in the wings, Halifax? Not so much a last-ditcher there, right?
So you are asking for multiple PoDs all favoring one side? On these forums, there's an impolite word for that dream.
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Sorry if I waste no more time with the rest. I did like your idea about throwing hapless infantrymen with a parachute strapped to them out of Ju 52s; the Germans would surely have enough poor infantrymen, though not enough Ju 52 or, for that matter, parachutes. Or, once the ground is hit, enough
operational poor infantrymen.
I also enjoyed the suggestion that the German parachute regiment go to the Isle of Wight in order to milk cows and tend to kitchen gardens.
Nice laughs for the idea that having the Luftwaffe slaughtered with this operation should in some way help later operations.
But all good things come to an end, and I won't be posting to this thread any more.
If any member wants to know why Knickebein would not work as a guidance system for a night-time paratroop operation (or bombing) on the Isle of Wight in July 1940, please start a serious thread about that issue and I will provide the information. Or just PM me.
Ladies and gentlemen, keep having fun.