Nation On A Hill: A Timeline by Xanthoc

Part #4: The Isle of Rogues
Part #4: The Isle of Rogues

“As to mother to daughter, as to father to son. If Humanity is vile, cruel, and terrible at their hearts, then let me plainly say my heresy: God is vile, cruel, and terrible at His heart.”

- Xander Cross, Musings of Youth [1]​

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“It is admittedly ironic that a great period of chaos and lack of control led to a period of increasing centralization in New England. The colonial governments had preferred autonomy to one another, and this partially derived itself from logistics; a lack of infrastructure, danger of natives, and general distance between settlements had all served as deterrents to greater unification. However, the aftermath of the First Metacom War changed things.

The devastation it had brought to the colonies led to most of the colonies barely able to limp along to survival. By uniting, common policy and trade was coordinated, especially as the more western and southern regions experienced a poor harvest, and eastern regions lost valuable trade hubs. And with the native threat (at least for the seeming immediate future) neutered, movement of needed goods brought needed profits. Initially, there was resistance to a singular New English colony, but soon enough the benefits became desired, especially when a New Hampshire group brought food to the New Haven region, as captured Benjamin Gillard’s The Charity of Union, and of course commemorated in the modern New English holiday of the Charity Festival [2].

But it was not merely the political organization of New England that began to unify. At first, it was merely a case of a uniting message; congregations across the region began to believe, truly believe, that God had sent disease to save them. They believed that God’s wrath had been turned on the heathen natives and that in doing so they had been spared. That is, of course, a simplification, one established by a modern day perspective. But this isn’t necessarily an untrue way of viewing things. If any pastors were delivering helliads [3] of God’s displeasure, they were quickly dismissed by those preaching hope and favor. While it would take several years, the first meeting of the Greater Congregation of New England occurred in 1681 in Plymouth.

While the details remain unknown to this day, due in large part to the Greater Congregations refusal to release early transcripts and records of their meetings, even those from centuries ago, what came from this first meeting would prove significant, if not immediately. Initially, it seems that an agreed message was sent out to various churches across New England, and a general encouragement of charity towards fellow New Englishmen as the colonies rebuilt. But in 1682, a second meeting was held, on the same day, in an apparent agreement of what would become a routine annual event. At this meeting, the Greater Congregation issued its first edict, from which it received its name, calling for the “greater congregation that is the people of the United Colony of New England” to work in solidarity to help one another rebuild. The group also took control of the coordination of new praying towns. That they also gave orders to the Rangers and wilders to intentionally harm non-converting novans through over-hunting their forests and even salting fields is officially denied, despite several sources to the contrary.

It wouldn’t be until 1698 that the organization would formalize, but by that point, it had become the most respected religious group in New England. Truthfully, within only a few years it had achieved that goal. The New English government, young as it was, was ultimately dominated by those who held the Greater Congregation’s opinion above all others [4]. However, it ought to be noted that at this point in history, the group was not considered a church in its own right. Instead, it was, at least in all reports to England, a simple yearly meeting of notable Puritan pastors to discuss colonial issues. As such it was written off by the Crown, and the few Parliamentarians attempting to spur on ideas of a Puritan conspiracy only cared about Puritans that remained in England; soon enough, other events would occupy the government’s mind besides the activities of a few colonial theologians...”

- Raul Paolo, New England: A History

“In truth, it was inevitable that colonists of Rhode Island would find themselves at odds with the rest of New England. In 1636, their founder, Roger Williams established the Providence Plantation at the tip of Narragansett Bay, on land leased to him by the bay’s eponymous tribe. This was, however, after he was banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony. His religious views were the cause for that banishment, and he had Providence declared a place of religious tolerance and freedom. As one can derive, this didn’t sit well with the Puritans of New England.

Outlandish tales of synagogues and mosques and even pagan temples, alongside altars to novan gods have little grounding in realityt [5], but the image is one that has pervaded in the New English mind of what Rhode Island was like. That they had less than fifty years of actual existence already dismisses such fantasy, let alone the other fallacies of logic the tale includes. But the ultimate lesson of the fable does remain; at their cores, Rhode Island and New England held differing beliefs as they were formed.

The actions of both the newly united colonial government and the English government didn’t help either. The First Metacom War had wounded Rhode Island as it had any other colony, but though ultimately the bulk of the proper fighting had occurred there, and though when Metacom’s army was broken, deserters had hit the colony, it came away relatively intact. And yet they did not join the call for unity with their neighbors. Instead, Rhode Island remained a separate, if disorganized entity. With Providence still damaged, some local towns and settlements were effectively without rule, but the size and culture of the community had meant that most viewed the rest of New England as distinct from them.

The New English Commission debated at its first proper meeting over the region's status; whether its sovereignty was to be respected, whether it should be occupied and integrated, or whether it should be cut off from trade and pressured into integration. The idealists, who viewed New England as an idea worth protecting, expanding, and championing, who saw it as the only means of survival, saw Rhode Island as an obstacle in their path. Their usual opponents, traditionalists who saw the United Colony as an informal confederation at best, and despised attempts at centralization, were actually harmonized with them, viewing Rhode Island as a nation of outcasts that had their punishment long coming.

But no agreement was reached on just what exactly to do, and the topic was tabled for another meeting in 1681, and the same thing happened, tabling it until 1682. By that point, Rhode Island saw its own population grow as criminals and social outcasts, once able to cross colonial boundaries, now made their way into Rhode Island after the agreement by the New English provinces to actively maintain communications on warrants and banishments [6]. Settling in to Rhode Islander communities under assumed names was safer and simpler. The Providence government would deny knowledge of these people, building resentment. That could have been the end of it, a small haven of outcasts that traded sporadically with the rest of the colony, but then word hit Providence of the Greater Congregation.

The idea of the religious radicals around them organizing like a proper church in themselves would have irked Rhode Islanders plenty, but it was Tynsdale the was the final straw. On paper, Tynsdale [7] was a standard praying town, organized to convert natives near the Massachusetts Bay-Rhode Island border. But, the town officially declared itself a part of Massachusetts Bay Province, despite its territory crossing the border. Additionally, the Puritan group that arrived to establish the town also made a point to proselytize in nearby Providence, and successfully convinced several people to move to their village alongside novans. Taken separately, this all seems like nothing of too much importance; a single township infringing on an admittedly vague border, some people freely choosing the mainline Puritan faith, and some then moving away. But when taken all together, the rumors churned Tynsdale into something sidious. Ideas flitted about, of a plot by the New English to chip away at Rhode Island’s already small territory, to poison their people with radicalism and intolerance, and to siphon away workers and farmers, all as a means of eventually forcing their unification. In response was the creation of the first of Rhode Island’s anti-Puritan militias; the Pawtucket Volunteers...”

- Mortimer Atkins, Gone Rogue: National History

“The Sacking of Tynsdale could not officially be blamed on the Pawtucket Volunteers, due to a lack of evidence and most of them having their claim of drinking in tavern outside Providence validated by witnesses; furthermore, even if they were guilty, the attack was technically on the Rhodean side of the border, given the town had grown further westward [8]. This was the reasoning given by the Rhode Island authorities who refused to allow the group to be arrested and sent to Massachusetts Bay. The Massachusite outrage was large, and it wasn’t long before a militia of young Puritan men formed, dubbing themselves the Baymen, and entered Rhode Island, intent on taking the Pawtucket Volunteers from their home town. Whether by fate, chance, or divine will, the Volunteers had just been on their way out for a hunt when the Baymen arrived.

Even in the modern day, accounts differ. Some claim the Baymen, unprepared to face the armed Volunteers, attempted a retreat into the forest, where their fewer guns would matter less. Others hold that it was the Volunteers who retreated, hoping to scatter in the forest rather than take any risk of capture. And of course, if one espouses one opinion, proponents of the other will accuse you of tarnishing the legacy of the ones you accuse of cowardice, and will then angrily argue for the other side [9]. But regardless of how it happened, the ‘battle’ ignited in the forest, and by the time it ended, only three men were left alive: two Volunteers, neither of whom had been members at the time of the sacking, and one Bayman. To Rhodeans it was a victory against invaders. To the Massachusites, it was also a victory, given all the supposed criminals were slain.

While border skirmishes of such magnitude would not happen for some time, the affair sparked a series of small events, namely accusations of hunters on both sides killing others as to gain the entire hunting ground for themselves, and cases of violent ‘toll collectors’ along transit routes in either direction. Word of this eventually reached England, and the King was asked for his opinion on the issue. Following the First Metacom War, the King had a general distaste for colonial affairs, given the cost rebuilding had become and how tedious the process was [10]. That he agreed to allow the unification of New England purely because it would make things simpler is not entirely a satirical comment. He had also, at the behest of several advisors, denied the William Penn’s petition for a colonial charter, and instead he and others of the Friends Church were directed to Maryland, and Maryland’s northern claims were extended along with those of New York and New Jersery, with Penn as co-propietor of this region, the hope being to foster the growth of a few prosperous colonies rather than a multitude of failing ones.

But, on this occasion, the King was seemingly outraged, and firmly on the side of the Puritans, holding that the refusal to hand over the Volunteers had led to the skirmish, and that Tynsdale had been rightful territory of Massachusetts Bay. And so, with a Royal decree, the charter of Rhode Island was declared null, and the territory was ceded to the United Colony of New England, which promptly established it initially as the Province of Rhode Island, and later as the Province of Tynsdale [11], the name change of course coming from the desire to erase Rhode Island and its legacy…”

- American History At a Glance, by J. Hewitt and K. Pritchard​

“Alright, who can tell me one of the things that makes the Second Metacom War different from the first? Anyone? Anyone at all? Come on, folks, there a no wrong answers except the ones that are incorrect. Yes, Samuel?”

“Uhm...It was bigger?”

“No partial credit, Mr. Tannen; what made it ‘bigger’?”

“Uh, there were more novan tribes involved. And, there was Rhode Island.”

“There we go! Alright, can anyone else tell me either more about Samuel’s point or something else that makes the Second Metacom War distinct from the first? Janet?”

“There was foreign instigation. And on Sam’s answer, it was the only one of the wars with colonists fighting each other and tribals, but a lot of people count the Rhode Island Riots[12] as separate from the war.”

“Very good, Miss Walker. Anyone else want to add on before I begin writing this down and lecturing outright? Tell you what; anyone who can name the major novan group that was involved in the Second Metacom War gets bonus marks...Hugh?”

“The Hodeno [12].”

“Thank you, Mister Deckard. And I always appreciate your lack of enthusiasm.

Alright, so we have our four combatants. New England, versus Rhode Island, the Metacomans, and the Hodeno. But to say it was the Hodeno isn’t entirely accurate. The Hodeno were a confederation of tribes, and the only two that actually fought the New English were the Onyeita [13] and the Kanyenka, or Mohawk as you might know them, Daniel. For those of you that don’t know, the ‘Dutch Mohawk’ he’s sporting is a hairstyle that comes from the Hodeno [14]. But there. Oh wait! There is one or two more group we can add, although the were more attacked than attacking. More bonus marks for whoever can name both. Don’t lift your arm if you know only one of them………Mikhail? Do you think you know?”

“Yes, teacher. New York and the Rog—er, Maryland. Other colonies of the English.”

“Correct! I’ll have to write all your names down so I don’t forget to enter these into the books. Alright so allow me to just get those two colonies down over here to the side. Excellent. I see you’ve all been doing your readings. So, Janet mentioned foreign involvement. Specifically it was the French, or rather the Acadians, who agreed to supply goods and weapons to novans that had moved north of New English settlements, where many of Metacom’s allies had fled, plotting revenge. Now some think the Metacom that led them was the same Metacom, that reports of his death were never confirmed [15]. Others think it was a pretender, using his name to rally the novans. That really doesn’t matter though, just remember there was some doubt.

“So the Acadians are supplying them, encouraging them to attack the New English again. Why? Because no matter what, the French profit. Be that from the weakening of the English, or the weakening of the novans, who would have to buy from them more and more. In 1683, feeling ready to either win or die fighting, the Second Metacom War began. Now at first, the Metacomans had an advantage, being that the New English thought that they were safe from novans for a while longer. But once the Rangers [16] were ready for action again, things started turning quickly. The success of the Rangers is something you read about. Zipora? You think you know?”

“Well the Rangers kicked arse in the First War, and once New England was formed, the colonies were way better at strategic coordination. Plus the Rangers got more novans from the praying towns, and a lot of them were from formerly Metacoman tribes too, so they knew their tactics.”

“Good, good. Exactly what I wanted to hear. So what went wrong? Why wasn’t the war over by Christmas? I’ll tell you, no need to have your arms up. It was those Hodeno tribes. Sometimes ‘Hohdeno’ with an h. Now the inclusion of the Hodeno was accidental. Kanyenka scouts had heard about another war and had gone ahead to see what was going on. Had they encountered a Ranger unit, maybe things would’ve been different. But instead, they met militia, who thought they were Metacomans. A few corpses later, and the Kanyenka leadership is demanding war. Most of the Hodeno disagree, seeing it as too large a risk, spooked by stories told to them by Metacomans who had journeyed to their lands. That the most bitter of those refugees had settled with Kanyenka to act as a sort of vanguard also influenced opinions with that tribe. The Onyeita, however, agreed with them, and the pair agreed to wage war, but the rest of the Hodeno remained neutral [17]. Their mistake was assuming that the New English would understand that the two members of their Confederation were acting independently. But that comes later. [18]

“Now the New English weren’t the only ones who acted in ignorance. The Kanyenka assumed that colonies of England as a whole were against the Metacomans. And what was a nearby colony they could strike? New York. But first they had to deal with the Delaware Lenape [19], novans who lived along the Delaware river. The Lenape denied aiding the Hodeno, saying they had let their war band trounce through their territory out of fear, but there’s more than a few scholars who think the Lenape gave them food and supplies, happy to let another tribe give the colonists hell while they remained an innocent party.

“Now you read about the raids and eventually the Burning of New York City. I won’t bore you with the details. But it effectively destroyed the colony for a while. Not that it was really a successful raid. Everyone died, and really their attack wouldn’t have gone anywhere if someone hadn’t knocked over a lamp and started the fire [20]. But because of that, the trade was slowed, the docks were gone, most of the buildings outside of the original city were ruins, and with most smaller settlements in the colony raided, no real relief was incoming. So what does that mean for some merchants and sailors that lived in New York? It means they’re options are limited. And some saw only one option: piracy. They went down to Maryland and hoped they could hit some fishing villages for food and goods, and either use it themselves or sell it for their own gain. A lot of these people just wanted to take care of their families, but they were pirates all the same…”

- Kyle Freedman, teacher at James Westerfield Academy​

“The Metacom Wars were very important for the colony of Maryland and for the nation it would become. In only a few short years, due to the events of the first war in New England, and due to the new colonial policy it had seeded in the English government, the demographics of the colony had changed completely. Once, the number of Puritans had been on a steady climb, Protestants to soon greatly outnumber Catholics, and with that fact had come a rise in religious tensions [21]. However, the Friends Church then entered the mix.

A sizeable population of colonists had come, being of a belief in tolerance and peace. While many settled in the newly expanded Maryland frontier, others settled in townships along the Chesapeake, and William Penn himself purchased property in St. Mary’s City, becoming a prominent part of its political world [22]. The Friends, or ‘Quakers’ as some called them, were soon seen as a neutral party between Catholics and Protestants, resulting in many of them entering government as compromise candidates. During this period, more laws concerning religious tolerance were passed, and the vote was given to all land-owning men, regardless of any religious affiliation. While such language was likely intended to refer to Christians, this meant that, in the future, total religious freedom for non-Christians was a part of the colony’s law.

But, of course, this was not a panacea for the problem of religious tensions. It let things calm down, but ultimately the divides were swimming to the surface again, with the Puritans against the now influential and powerful Friends. But any chance of anti-tolerant rhetoric seizing the day was crushed by the New York brigands. These pirates, seeking sustenance after the burning of their city, raided the shores of Maryland. The effects of these raids, however, were soon mitigated, thanks to the Friends. William Penn himself had championed their careful approach to relations with nearby tribes, and it resulted in enough trade to provide for those hurt by the pirate raids, and the general danger of the times helped create a sense of solidarity, with William Penn and his follower’s standings ever cemented in the Marylander mind as heroes and brothers.

If that didn’t solve the religious societal conflict in Maryland, then the arrival of the Rhodeans did the rest…” [23]

- Monique d’Fontaine, Chesapeake Rising

“‘Mary’s arrival was well documented in her journal…’

MARY: The dock smelled like a rotting corpse, and all the people looked like they were unsure whether they to be polite or just show me how unfriendly, cruel, and downtrodden they were. England is just as I pictured it.

‘Her journal is one of the reasons why Mary is one the world’s most well-known and well-studied killers. Essentially, thanks to her consistent, daily entries, Mary is the first well-documented serial killer. And her trail of blood covers England like a flood.’

‘Some believe that it was the death of her family that made Mary snap. However, her own diaries imply heavily that she may have killed her strict and abusive father…’

MARY: After father passed, Joseph and Grandfather Patrick took over his duties, and mother helped him while I looked after Margaret and Peter for her. We were happy. His death was a blessing really, and I was happy, at the time, to know I acted as God’s will.

‘But the family, living somewhere in New England, would fall prey to a novan raid during the First Metacom War. Her eldest brother and grandfather would die defending the women and children, while her mother would be raped and killed. Mary herself was violated but left alive with her younger siblings. But though the three had survived, Mary’s mind certainly hadn’t, by her own admission...after this break.’

[A chipper theme plays as a calm ocean fades into view]

‘Do you like to relax? To feel at ease after a long day's work? Do you need to? Don’t just sigh and wish you could; come and spend a holiday at our sandy beaches. Florida — a haven away from home. Sponsored by the Floridian National Bureau of Tourism.’

[A creeping tune as the words Uncaught & Unsolved shine on screen]

‘Mary and two of her youngest siblings survived a novan raid, but not her sanity, if she had it to begin with…’

MARY: I can still remember. Fingers around tiny necks, little faces turning blue. I almost didn’t. I almost wanted to stop myself. But really, the world is too cruel for innocent creatures. I did for them what any would’ve done if they knew the things I know. I count it a blessing I at least learned to enjoy such things then…

...

‘Once in England, Mary would gain a list of murders to her name of frightening length. [24] She roamed the country, never satisfied to stay in one place for too long, though she eventually made her way back to every major town at least twice. And at every stop, she’d prowl the streets, looking for a kill, and many times, she found it. However, most dismissed the murders, or, due to distance and time, never even knew they were all connected. One of the only cases to ever gain major attention was that of Titus Oates, a vicar who became posthumously notorious for having lied his way into priesthood without a degree [25]. His death was only widely known, however, because though he had been murdered in the usual fashion—a strangling, with posthumous stabbings all over the body—he had been found in a church, corpse devoid of clothing and with a strange, assumedly ‘Satanic’ symbols carved into his forehead. Mary’s diaries tell us that, for the most part…’

MARY: I added the runes on the priest for fun. People of Kent were quite rude; they deserve a good shock when the awaken.”

- Uncaught & Unsolved, test instance

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[1] A posthumous collection of his personal writings from before any of his other books.

[2] Think Thanksgiving but with presents.

[3] Jeremiads

[4] A gross overstatement. They trusted their own pastors and treated them with high regard, and many of those pastors then attended the Greater Congregation. The loyalty is through proxy, not directly.

[5] OTL, the oldest known colonial synagogue was built in Rhode Island in the 1700s

[6] You wouldn’t be banished from all of New England now, but the local government and eventually the people would know who had just been banished from another province.

[7] Named for William Tyndale (also spelled Tynsdale) a Protestant Reformer and a translator of the Bible into English

[8] It helps that the RI courts also recognize the town as their property.

[9] A bit like the US Civil War

[10] Recall that Charles II has still dissolved Parliament before as a political tool and is still a very active monarch

[11] Given Massachusetts Bay’s size, the other provinces sure weren’t going to let them annex RI

[12] The Iroqouis, from their term Haudenosanee. Mentioned them earlier, felt like saving the note for until now

[13] Oneida, from their word for themselves, Onyota'a:ka. OTL term comes from the same, but TTL had a different common transliteration.

[14] The Mohawk (duh), derived from Kanien'kehá:ka, they’re name for themselves. The hairstyle of TTL is an actual style of theirs unlike OTL Algonquin hairstyle, namely a square of hair at the crown, all else shaved/plucked.

[15] Is this a Spartacus reference or a Mandalore one? You decide!

[16] Recall that the Rangers are already a much more prominent and organized group TTL

[17] This has happened before in OTL. The Seven Years’ War and the American Revolution are good examples of a divided Iroqouis.

[18] There is certainly some debate over whether it’s that they didn’t understand, or that they didn’t care.

[19] Another one I don’t think I need to explain.

[20] At least it wasn’t a cow like Chicago!

[21] OTL this culminated in a Protestant uprising that stripped Catholics of their vote and doubled their taxes.

[22] Given Virginia and Carolina’s Anglican backgrounds, Maryland was the logical choice for them to go to.

[23] “Our colony founded on ideals of religious tolerance is gone, where should we go?”

[24] Quick note; Mary is not the only way England is affected by New English returns to England, I just wanted to have a bit of fun with the idea of a serial killer. The very presence of new people, the interactions they’ll have, the impacts (especially the merchants and traders) they’ll have on the economy, the bacteria and pathogens they transmit to other around them, the immense amount of crime an influx of poor frontiersmen (all likely with their own weapons) would cause, all of that is now in play.

[25] We know him as the maker of the Popish Plot. Without him, Tonge only ever writes his own poorly constructed rants against Catholics, and this means far less anti-Catholic hysteria in England at the time, as the pamphlet is never openly circulated and supported by MPs, nor makes it to the King's desk for official investigation. That last part about him lying about a degree is also entirely true OTL.
 
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Map Interlude #1: New England in 1683
Map Interlude #1: New England in 1683

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"With the denial of William Penn's colonial charter, a new policy was being sought by the English in their colonies. While it would be temporarily abandoned following the end of the Bloody Year, the general idea was quickly readopted soon after; rather than create a multitude of smaller, moderately or under-successful colonies, resources would be invested in the existing ones in order to create large and more prosperous settlements. The territory Penn wished to claim was instead officially granted to Maryland (with Penn as co-propietor) and New Jersey, New York also extending their claims as well. Truthfully, there was great overlap with theses claims, particularly with New York, but the tension over them was nowhere near as great as those in the east, where the Yorkish claims overlapped with New England. Not only was the territory larger, but seen as more valuable by both parties. What came in ensuing years would swiftly alter the way such claims were, of course..."

- Colonial Times by Ramon D.A.J.P. Ortega​



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Here's a (small) map showing off the region at the present moment. As you can see, the colony of Pennsylvania does not exist, and instead its claims have been ceded to the other colonies in the traditional English fashion of atrocious long tracks of land. New Haven's boundaries are based on the actual colony when it was merged with Connecticut, along with a straight division line of Connecticut claims. As you can see, some claims have gone beyond where they are OTL, and the New York/New France border is pretty rough but it's better to say non-existent, and I didn't want to draw the entire region in stripes of green and blue. The striped regions currently on the map are disputed regions of New England and New York; it's in a darker shade of NE's color because technically it's the claims of the United Colony, not the individual provinces (although the claims near New Haven would go to them. Anyone see any inaccuracies in colonial claims that are too far-fetched to hand-wave at all?

EDIT: Wow, I totally spaced Plymouth

EDIT 2: Now with flavor text!

EDIT 3: Penn is now co-propietor of Northern Maryland.
 
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Looks good for what you are aiming for. I didn't know New Haven still existed as well as I assume *Lygonia is existing if I didn't miss anything in reading? I cannot see New York's *Maine or even *Vermont claims lasting long, and they'd be smart to do an OTL-esque trade of those two for indisputable Long Island and Hudson Valley claims. Hopefully all of the future Maine will come under English control though, whatever specific colony it'll be in.

I can't see New Jerseyan claims lasting that long. Maybe they'll keep to the Susquehanna River, and cede the rest to Maryland. And good God.... Delaware under Marylander domination.... how terrible for my people. :D THAT SAID, there'll be a huge culture clash between the northern half of Maryland that's OTL Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Northern Maryland that were settled by Quakers, versus the Southern Maryland/Eastern Shore sections settled by English West Country Cavaliers and the Appalachian areas colonized by Northern English/Scots-Irish (who will tilt with the Cavaliers in this case).
 
Looks good for what you are aiming for. I didn't know New Haven still existed as well as I assume *Lygonia is existing if I didn't miss anything in reading? I cannot see New York's *Maine or even *Vermont claims lasting long, and they'd be smart to do an OTL-esque trade of those two for indisputable Long Island and Hudson Valley claims. Hopefully all of the future Maine will come under English control though, whatever specific colony it'll be in.

I can't see New Jerseyan claims lasting that long. Maybe they'll keep to the Susquehanna River, and cede the rest to Maryland. And good God.... Delaware under Marylander domination.... how terrible for my people. :D THAT SAID, there'll be a huge culture clash between the northern half of Maryland that's OTL Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Northern Maryland that were settled by Quakers, versus the Southern Maryland/Eastern Shore sections settled by English West Country Cavaliers and the Appalachian areas colonized by Northern English/Scots-Irish (who will tilt with the Cavaliers in this case).

New Haven was recreated in the formation of New England TTL, as New Haven (the town) was in better condition than much of Connecticut. Lygonia ceased to exist prior to the PoD.

As for Maryland's culture clash, that won't be as bad as one might think. Recall that in TTL, William Penn's charter was denied, and land was given to Maryland. Penn and others went to southern Maryland to be a part of colonial affairs, so what we're going to see is Quakers being apart of Maryland's identity, and then things will also be altered when the south is further diluted by the arrival of Rhode Islanders. Although Delaware and interior Maine will be clashing with them
 
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Interesting. Given that the actual settlements by Europeans at this time only occupied a tiny fraction of the areas shown, I assume this a claims map. This is a fun TL, but IMHO it suffers from a common problem of Early America Divergence TLs, Improbably Successful Native Americans. There were only about 10,000 native Americans left in the main areas affected in King Philips war OTL, and they were still being hit by disease. For them to increase in numbers to such an extent that New England is dotted with Novan-majority communities big enough to be called cities, including one of "the largest cities in New England", they would have to have truly improbable growth rates. Also, I frankly am pretty certain that in any TL where Europe industrializes after it begins to colonize North America, the plains buffalo hunters are screwed: it's just a matter of how screwed.

I can understand the impulse: America's treatment of the native Americans makes up one of our two foundational sins, along with slavery. It's nice to imagine that if things had been a little different, native America could have survived and thrived along with the European immigrants. It's not that hard to do things so they do somewhat better (Canada, for instance, wasn't nearly as ghastly in its treatment of native Americans, if often pretty bad), but a LOT better strikes me as difficult without either ASB or pretty fundamental changes to the course of history. (There's a little AH book I have somewhere entitled "Native American Victories" which goes into how hard it would be, and offers some plausible ideas. I'll have to reread it...).
 
Interesting. Given that the actual settlements by Europeans at this time only occupied a tiny fraction of the areas shown, I assume this a claims map. This is a fun TL, but IMHO it suffers from a common problem of Early America Divergence TLs, Improbably Successful Native Americans. There were only about 10,000 native Americans left in the main areas affected in King Philips war OTL, and they were still being hit by disease. For them to increase in numbers to such an extent that New England is dotted with Novan-majority communities big enough to be called cities, including one of "the largest cities in New England", they would have to have truly improbable growth rates. Also, I frankly am pretty certain that in any TL where Europe industrializes after it begins to colonize North America, the plains buffalo hunters are screwed: it's just a matter of how screwed.

I can understand the impulse: America's treatment of the native Americans makes up one of our two foundational sins, along with slavery. It's nice to imagine that if things had been a little different, native America could have survived and thrived along with the European immigrants. It's not that hard to do things so they do somewhat better (Canada, for instance, wasn't nearly as ghastly in its treatment of native Americans, if often pretty bad), but a LOT better strikes me as difficult without either ASB or pretty fundamental changes to the course of history. (There's a little AH book I have somewhere entitled "Native American Victories" which goes into how hard it would be, and offers some plausible ideas. I'll have to reread it...).

Thanks for the input. The map is indeed claims, I just felt said claims have shifted enough for a map to be needed. As for the novans, if it at all helps, New England will grow, and will be one of the states 'kinder' to natives in the region (read: non-genocidal), resulting in immigration and simply having more natives in their borders than the current moment would suggest. The source that mentioned the novan cities was also from modern day, but I was hoping to imply that he is stretching the truth a bit. I may go back and edit the countering source, the professor's speech, and mention how those cities that are novan-majority are just about all the novans in the nation, and Utopolis is one of the largest cities, but it's novan majority is slim, and will soon be a plurality.

As for the plains natives...well I should say that while better off than OTL, that doesn't necessarily mean they're going to be prosperous. Prideful is more like it.
 
Part #5: Everything’s Better With Bacon
Part #5: Everything’s Better With Bacon

“Take me home to ol’ Virginny,
Where I feel, free, proud, an’ jammy.
That’s the Old Dominion!
A one an a two an a three, four, five,
Im marchin’ on home to ol’ Virginny,
A place full of silk, rye, and ‘baccy.
That’s the Old Dominion!
A one an a two an a three four five
Kissin’ my girl in ol’ Virginny,
With lips so red, soft, an’ shiny.
That’s the Old Dominion!”​

- Ol’ Virginny, soldier folk song from the Cavalier-Denisian War[1]​


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“When studying the late 17th Century, American historians spend a good deal of focus on New England and the other super-Chesapeake[2] colonies, an action certainly not taken without merit, it is false to make the assumption that nothing happened in the other colonies of England. Virginia and Carolina are, of course, the two most notable examples, and the topic of this particular chapter. Beginning with the most notorious event politically, our tale starts in Virginia, and features one man who would become famed in history: Nathaniel Bacon.

Bacon’s Coup was a fairly intricate series of events that culminated in the titular man becoming the famous figure he is today. Its beginning actually had nothing to do with Bacon. Instead, the story starts with novans, ironic as that is. Disputes between the native tribe known as the Suskehanick[3], which had achieved a relatively profitable position as a trade partner of furs to both Virginia and the Dutch in what was then New Amsterdam, and the Seneca tribes resulted in the Suskehanick being driven from their forts. Once in Virginia, they allied with the Dogue out of necessity, and raided the Virginian countryside. Eventually this led to Virginian militiaman, Colonel George Mason I, engaging the group, and, in a skirmish, killing the Dogue[4] king. The Dogue’s son was even taken hostage by Mason, although the boy was nursed to health and even baptised by Mason’s wife. The survivors of the battle fled into Maryland, but after their fort was sieged, they began a raiding campaign across Northern Virginia.

It was in one of these raids that Nathaniel Bacon’s overseer was killed, resulting in the furthering of a life long hatred for novans, and a quest that would lead him to his current place on the annals of history. Bacon had arrived in Virginia after a scandal in his youth that may or may not have resulted in the swindling of another man’s inheritance. Bacon’s father gave him a considerable sum of £1,800 (approximately £325,000 in modern currency) and settled in Jamestown, as his cousin was already a well known colonel in the Virginian militia, and was a friend of Governor Berkeley, as, once again, ironic as that is. In yet another twist of irony, Berkeley, in a of show amicutism[5], appointed Bacon to the governor’s council due to Bacon being Lady Berkeley’s relative through marriage. However, the governor had a strained relationship with him from early on, and Bacon was shut out of Berkeley’s personal circle by the time of his mephistoic[6] moment in history.

With the aforementioned war ongoing with Suskehanick and the Dogue, sentiment was rising of driving out all novans[7] from Virginia’s territory, including those allied to them. For likely pragmatic and economically driven reasons, Berkeley opposed the movement, but Bacon quickly became a leader. Even when the governor refused to grant Bacon a commission to annihilate all natives, Bacon would help lead men in attacks on the Dogue and the Pamunkey, even while Berkeley pressed the cooperative Pamunkey for men to fight those tribes that were not willing to work with the colonists. An attack on the Suskehanick would then follow, the militia talking with the friendly Akenatzy[8] tribe and convincing them to attack the enemy natives for them. However, after the joint raid, Bacon’s militia would demand all the spoils, despite not participating in the raid, and thus proceeded to kill the Akenatzy when they refused, from man to woman to child, in a true slaughter, a tactic that would become known as a Natzy Ploy, although most modern usage is in reference to economic and criminal dealings, not warfare. While such acts were occurring, Bacon returned to Jamestown, and he was arrested by Berkeley and removed from the council. However, the militiamen were quickly able to secure Bacon’s release, and a weary Berkeley had called for an election of the House of Burgesses as a means of settling the issue.

Much to Berkeley’s horror, Bacon, despite being a criminal, was elected to the House, and the new assembly quickly passed reforms aimed at weakening the governorship and granted suffrage to all freemen, even landless. While such reforms were certainly in development before Bacon’s rise, the crediting of him with such legislation became a posthumous regularity in Virginian politics. Bacon, however, was forced to apologize for his actions before the council, and Berkeley, recognizing that the man was popular, quickly forgave him and allowed Bacon to take his seat in the assembly.[9] An act Berkeley and his allies would soon come to regret, for word would soon reach Virginia of the plagues ailing the natives in New England and, perhaps more importantly, the sacking of Boston…”

- Cradle of Colonial Civilization, by Katherine Zhukov, 1899​


“[The city of Jamestown is in view, the House of Burgesses is fixed centrally in view. A mob approaches, large and powerful, and standing at its head is Nathaniel Bacon, several other Burgesses standing with him[10].]

BACON: Berkeley! Get out here you coward!

[The doors of the building open, and Governor Berkeley slowly steps out, other politicians sooning following, all uneasy.]

BACON: Do you see us, governor? Do you see us now? The people of Virginia demand their safety be secured!

BERKELEY: Mr. Bacon, all I see is a mob of angry fools, led by one mad man who believes himself the ruler of this land.

[The ground begins to grow rowdy, but hushes as Bacon steps forward]

BACON: I am no ruler. But you are. You are supposed to rule this land in the King’s stead. But you would have us be slaughtered by savages! Allow thievery, murder, and heresy be allowed all to keep yourself and your friends rich from furs! If those savages came and burned Jamestown today, just as they did Boston, I bet you’d only ask for the ash on their feet when you invite them for tea!

MOB: [Cries of ‘Aye!’ ‘Damn Right!’ and ‘Bastard!’ ring out]

BERKELEY: What is it you want, Bacon? I already allowed you your seat in government.

BACON: The people of Henrico allowed me that, governor. I sit in government, much as I stand now, by the will of the people! And now, what I demand, is that I be made general of the Virignia’s forces, and be given a proper commission to secure the safety of the people by culling the savage hordes.

BERKELEY: You cannot be serious!

BACON: Oh I am! And as you can see, so is much of this city. So I ask you now, governor, do you choose to allow the people the comfort of knowing everlasting peace in this land, or do you choose to stand by your own interests and let their fears go unended?

[Berkeley looks at the large crowd, at the Burgesses that stand with him, and then at the notable number that stand with Bacon. He takes a breath, and then sighs.]

BERKELEY: ...If you are a defender of civilization, Bacon, then let us be civilized. Let us go inside and render out the particulars of...your commission.”[11]

- Excerpt, BACON (1996)​


“...The exact number of people in Bacon’s mob is uncertain. However, it was more than just Bacon’s usual cabal of followers. Standing shoulder to shoulder with them were many citizens of Jamestown who had become ever concerned about the idea of a native attack, spurred on by reports from New England, where native reprisals and the near destruction of several prominent colonial settlements had generated a near hysteria in Virginia, with the frontier practically on the verge of total war with any natives they saw.

Both because of personal belief in a future attack, and a belief in ensuring their own election, several Burgesses had become Bacon’s close allies. Some more clever-minded amongst them cared less about hearing that Boston had been attacked, and more cared about the outbreak of disease that was hitting the tribes in the North. If those diseases came southward, it would make Bacon’s campaign far easier, meaning that if they supported it and it was a success, their own popularity was assured.

So, when Bacon stormed out of the House of Burgesses in the middle of Summer and returned with his mob, several politicians went with him, and many townspeople joined the armed group as they made their way through the streets of Jamestown. Caught on the spot, Governor Berkeley was forced to accede to Bacon’s demands. While he likely did not believe Bacon would kill him, his forces were sizeable enough that they could easily seize Berkeley and lock him away. Later, the newly minted General Bacon would gather a large militia and begin a campaign to destroy a number of tribes that were already at war with Virginia, namely the Suskehanick and the Dogue. But as soon as this campaign really went underway, Berkeley struck. With Bacon’s men gone, he had his own militia formed and declared Bacon’s commission void after a vote by the Burgesses, who had apparently had a change of heart on the matter, mostly thanks to Berkeley only summoning enough of the assembly to hold a vote, ensuring that all moderates and loyalists were present.[12]

Once this reached Bacon, he halted his advance along the James River. Enraged, he would have his supporters pen the Declaration of the People of Virginia, which accused Berkeley and his administration of being pro-Novan, showing favoritism, monopolizing trade, levying unfair taxes under the excuse of public works, failure to ensure the people’s safety, and treachery to due process of law [13]. This officially sparked Bacon’s Coup, a brief period of civil war in Virginia. Bacon’s men would be bolstered by many wilders and indentured servants, and eventually they would take Jamestown, successfully catching Berkeley as he attempted to flee. Humiliated and surrounded, Berkeley agreed to negotiate with Bacon.

Berkeley was able to remain governor, but his powers were greatly restricted, and the House of Burgesses subsumed much of his authority. Bacon was made General of the People’s Militia, and given full, irrevocable power to “ensure the safety of Virginia” by any means necessary, a specifically vague wording that meant he had essentially become a dictator of the Colony, his supporters and backers allowed to manage most things while he went off to exterminate novans, allied tribes or enemy. The governor’s council was also entirely replaced with Bacon’s allies. Berkeley would retire to his estate, only choosing not to retire for fear of Bacon taking his position by some means, and at the hope of preventing more conflict at the hands of his own supporters [14].

The Crown was not silent on this issue, however. A small army of English troops had been sent after the King received a letter from Berkeley during the coup. When they arrived, however, the soldiers found a colony at peace. Bacon was off fighting natives and pushing on the frontier, while Berkeley was alive and well, if politically neutered, and the new council was more than willing to get into the good graces of the English commanders. In the Spring of 1677, Bacon, returning from his campaign, successful in driving several tribes out of Virginia, including the utter destruction of the Dogue and Pamunkey, was made to voyage to England. Once there, however, charges against him were dropped, as he was able to convince officials that he had only acted because Berkeley had indeed been “momentarily” corrupt and acting against colonial interests, and had only done what was necessary to protect His Majesty’s colony, efforts that had been ultimately successful.

Thanks to this, Bacon returned fully validated, with King Charles II writing to Berkeley that the governor had gotten himself into a mess that he would have to solve himself…”

- 2002 exam essay, History of North America​


“Alright so, cutting through all the shit, I wanna start off and say this of course a terrible tragedy we’ll be looking at today, a gross overstepping of humane treatment, a crime against morality, blah blah blah, et cetera, et cetera, do not attempt this at home unless authorized by the government. There. Now if any of you go reporting me for ‘approval of atrocities’ like some bastard in my class last year did, I have now gone on record to literally say I don’t.

But bottom-line? We’re pestilentologists[15], or least hopeful pestilentologists, here. Not priests. And as not just pestilentologists, but ones who are or hope to be hired by the Department of Unconventional Warfare. And DUnWar wants you to know all about this. So let’s get started.

1676 and 1677. Nathaniel Bacon has successfully gotten the authority to really ramp up his campaigns against the novans. But the real key to his success didn’t come from his rifleman, from his tacticians, or even from his own charisma. It came from a man we only know today as Kenneth Albright. A fake name, probably, used in his coded missives to New England. Afterall, he didn’t exactly want this shit to get out. He had men go up and investigate diseased novan villages, and diseased colonial settlements, gather up belongings, and then ship them back to Virginia. Albright then had those belongings either sold or intentionally left in or near settlements and camps of novans in Virginia. That’s the long and the short of it.

So first big thing to look at? It didn’t always work. The trip to New England and back was pretty long, and the places they were looking were mostly deserted and long dead. But the golden rule of diseases? It only takes one; one success on Albright’s part, and the tribe in question would get weakened, and Bacon’s guns would come in and clean up. Albright? That’s DUnWar’s forbearer. This is the guy who really established lebensleric warfare, especially that of minivitology, in North America.[16]

So second thing? This started the ball rolling for better sanitation in the field. While it took some scares and a few deaths before they took a page from the old Bubonic Plague books, Albright’s men would cover their mouths and heads with cloth, wear baggy clothing, and wear gloves, and then burn it after they did their job[17]. None of them wanted to bring the sickness to their homes. Did that happen anyways? Yes. Did it happen less because some of them took the precautions? Also yes. That’s probably the best way to sum up safety in the sciences: only a couple people died that time, so that’s progress.

Now like I said, no one knew who Albright was, but he definitely shared his ideas; more than a few personal journals of Burgesses have been found that they knew about, or at least heard about, what was happening. Really, it was the idea that the disease would help make Bacon’s war a quick one that won him a lot of influential people’s backing as things went on. That, and no one really heard too much about the less than savory crap he pulled. Remember, if no one knows how a victory is won, it goes from war crimes to heroics. Which is why everything DUnWar does is entirely privileged…”[18]

- Dr. Archibald Simons, Department of Unconventional Warfare training program

“Ashford Weatherby was the first Negro to serve in the House of Burgesses on record. His election was not entirely much of an issue at the time of its occurrence, likely because the name was at first an assumed one, and though he was granted a seat, he would not actually arrive in Jamestown to take it for some time due to illness. Furthermore, with the arrival of a handful of landless Burgesses, Weatherby was not the only scandal of the time, and his avoidance of any major controversy helped him escape the limelight to remain a popular but not well known figure in Virginian politics. It was only amongst the upper echelons of the Virginian political elite that earned the colorful nickname of “That Black Bastard.”

Weatherby came into office thanks to efforts of his former plantation. An indentured servant, he had been freed when his master had been killed by Bacon’s militia, and he soon joined them. After Bacon’s Coup, Weatherby and his family took up residence in the now abandoned plantation manor, and the former slaves and servants of the admittedly small property had come to work the land and recognized him as the default owner of the property, given that their master had no family. And as no one was the holder of their contracts or had proof of ownership, they were, in effect, free, and in the following election, Weatherby used his friends in the militia to get his name on the ballot, and had many of the former slaves and servants vote for him. Careful research has found that he made sure his heritage was not publicized, and most whites that voted for him did so because, by their knowledge, he was a freed former servant who fought with Bacon, and that was enough to earn him their vote. Evidence of fraud was also found, with some ex-slaves reportedly voting multiple times due to people’s inability to recognize them...

...Election of a Slave is a great novel for looking more into Weatherby’s life, despite its awebaiting[19] title. While partially dramatized, it is well researched to craft the election of Weatherby into a gripping tale that reveals him to be a shrewd and erudite politician, and it also explores his time as a burgess, carefully avoiding any negative publicity, and using others as proxies by which to have his voice known…[20]

- Negroes of North America, by Angela Freedman, 2007​


“William Berkeley certainly isn’t a heroic name of history. However, it can’t be left unappreciated just how much impact he had on colonial Virginian agriculture, and the eventual agriculture of our nation. During his tenure as governor, he sought a way to diversify Virginian crops beyond tobacco, a crop that he hated with a passion. Of course, he grew it, but he was constantly seeking a new cash crop to supercede it.[21] And while it wouldn’t be until his fall from grace, and largely after his lifetime, he did succeed, if only partially.

If it weren’t for Berkeley, the phrase “as Virginian as mulberry pie” wouldn’t exist (and neither would, for that matter, the less regionalist phrase “as true as mulberry pie and scuppernong wine”).[22] With many powerful Virginia planters falling into debt after Bacon’s Coup, either because their land was hit by the militia during the coup itself, or because they found themselves on the wrong side in the political aftermath and faced fees, ignored raids, and taxation, they needed a new way to crawl back on top. And when what they did started working for them, their rivals and the ambitious started to copy them.

And what they did was listen to Berkeley. Taking a look at his profitable Green Spring Plantation, they attempted to mimic his practices; Berkeley grew a number of crops, including corn, wheat, barley, rye, rapeseed, tobacco, oranges, lemons, grapes, sugar and silk. Eventually, rye and silk (through the use of mulberry plants) would become the biggest alternatives to tobacco, but most planters simply divided their land up and grew all three, with the largest patch varying from planter to planter. Virginian silk became a hot new commodity, and would end up a common sight even in the English court. Meanwhile, rye oats proved a decent food source, and soon enough oatmeal and honey was a staple of the frontier. Tobacco remained extremely profitable, but its total domination was slowly ending. This would similarly happen in Carolina, although not for some time, with tobacco soon being met by the growth of cotton and, of course, sorghum. This production of two major textile crops, and growth of both a popular grain and a popular sweetener, is what truly cemented our country as a dominant trade power in the Americas…[23]

- The Farmer’s Historiography, by Jeremiah Calhoun, 1979​


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[1] I’ll explain this one; it’s going to be a conflict that last from [REDACTED] to about [REDACTED] between [REDACTED] and the [REDACTED] colony of [REDACTED], located in OTL [REDACTED].

[2] As opposed to sub-Chesapeake

[3] OTL Susquehannock

[4] OTL Doeg

[5] Nepotism, which comes from the Italian word for nephew, nipote. TTL the Latin word for friend, amicus, ends up being used as a term for the act of giving rewards to one’s friends and family once in power. Nepotismo, the Italian term, is used in the Romance-speaking world, but not by Anglophones

[6] From Mephisto, the demon in the tale of Faust. The term would essentially correlate to the idea of the Great Man of History theory, and the idea is that such men are those beings that stand at the “crossroads” of history and determine the fate of the world.

[7] Notice that the author prefers to use “native” over “novan”. Novan is the more popular, modern term, but more strict historians prefer to use it only to refer to Amerindians in the modern day, not in colonial history.

[8] OTL Occaneechi, based on an actual historical name for them

[9] All events described up until this point (aside from allusions to TTL’s future) are from OTL. News of the Razing of Boston, however, alongside damage to Providence and the near destruction of Plymouth, along with other towns wiped away from the First Metacom War, are going to have large effects on colonial hysteria

[10] Due to the above effects mentioned in [9], several burgesses actually left with Bacon and were truly as radical as he was (or at least willing to pretend to be).

[11] OTL, Berkeley challenged Bacon and his much smaller mob to shoot him, and though he didn’t, Bacon had guns pointed at the burgesses, who quickly agreed to his demands. While Berkeley would agree to the demands afterwards and try to just wash his hands of the mess entirely, he would attempt a coup against Bacon latter, resulting in a retreat and the Burning of Jamestown.

[12] As mentioned in [11], this isn’t too unlike Berkeley’s attempted coup against Bacon in OTL. However, it’s a bit more bold and calculated, and while Bacon’s support is far more broad than OTL, it allows Berkeley a fighting chance, and his own still sizeable support base is why Bacon cannot just have him killed or removed after he wins.

[13] Most of these accusations are from OTL

[14] Berkeley was extremely motivated in ensuring the success and prosperity of his colonial home OTL, and that hasn’t changed TTL.

[15] Essentially epidemiologists and virologists, being entirely focused on diseases caused by pathogens

[16] Lebenslehre is the TTL word for biology, and minivitology is TTL microbiology

[17] This may seem a tad too advanced in thinking, but it isn’t as if it was a universal things they all did while under orders. It was more that a few had some idea that burning your clothes helped stop disease, they covered their heads partially from the scent, and wore baggier clothing because it was cheaper and covered up more of themselves. The instructor is being a bit misleading in claiming it was an innovation is safety; it’s more just an interesting historical example of proto-hazmat suit usage.

[18] In OTL we would say “top secret” or “classified”

[19] Basically ‘clickbaiting’ or ‘eye-catching’, given that Weatherby was an indentured servant, not an outright slave.

[20] The cooperation of black and white indentured servants and freemen was one of the reasons why Virginia would establish harsh and racist slave codes after Bacon’s Rebellion IOTL. TTL, those likely won’t exist, as former indentured servants are part of Bacon’s support base.

[21] This is straight from OTL

[22] These phrases are totally not enigmatic references to Virginia’s future or anything.

[23] And neither is this. Nope, not at all.
 
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Damn I was really hoping I'd get this out sooner, but I when I wasn't able to finish before my move to a new apartment, I knew it'd be a while before I could get this up. This part was a bit more Virginia-centric than I wanted it to be, but realizing I still have both the Second Metacom War and the Bloody Year to cover, I only hinted at Carolina. In fairness, Carolina won't be impacted by butterflies too terribly much for a bit of time, but fear not, they will get their due eventually. As usual, if anyone has any criticisms or concerns on how I'm doing things, I'd love to hear them. I'm not a professional by any means, so any feedback is well appreciated.

Additionally, as a bit of an apology for how long this took, here's something of a preview for the future of the TL via flags:

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Sucessful Bacon's Rebellion? Noice.

Looks like this America will be a very interesting one...

Yeah I was unsure about if my PoD could affect Bacon, but I figured news of the sacking of several major colonial settlements would be enough to affect opinions to give Bacon more of an edge
 
Part #6: Rangers Never Die

Part #6: Rangers Never Die


“Soldiers, true soldiers, surrender their humanity to their commanders. How much of it is returned is based upon the commander. Some forcibly graft new names, and today others still take away a soldier’s old name entirely[1]. Some army’s return a soldier’s honor, and penalize when that honor is lost, but others do not, and penalize disobedience to even the most heinous of commands. Where he goes, what he eats, what he does, none of those choices are truly his. Only in death does a soldier become human once more.”

- Wàng Gāo Lü[2]​

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“The general feeling in the air was one of dread. In the streets of Salem—which had since become the true capital of the colony, both by the sitting of government and the ever growing size of its population and infrastructure—rumors milled of the city’s ensuing destruction, that a great horde would descend and burn the city down to ash. However, despite the fact that much of Metacom’s army and people had fled northward to the colony’s frontier, too little time had elapsed for the novans to have recovered their numbers. Any eastern tribes that had joined their alliance since the first war only raided the roads and trade routes, bartering their stolen English goods, as well as acting as the middlemen for French weaponry and supplies to be given to the Old Metacomans and to the Hodeno tribes that had joined the war, quickly swelling their power. These tribes, already in alliance, soon began to form themselves into a greater confederacy of their own, known as the Wabinecky or Ouabenequis.[3]

The Wabinecky tribes were numerous, and more had a shared history and related tongues than anything else to bind them. However, with the war that they had helped to respark, at the behest of French masters, they were drawn together, sharing communication and profits between themselves, stocking up a shared cache of weaponry in case either New France or New England attempted to threaten them.[4] Furthermore, with the general ignorance of many European colonists, the group had finally found themselves in a position where their diversity was a true asset. Members from northern-most regions would act as envoys to English settlers, as part of ‘neutral tribes’ and would often trade back to them items the novans had themselves looted from New English traders, or had bought from the French. This was especially true in Yorkish Maine[5]. Of course, the great irony is that the French in Acadia[6] had begun the war for purposes of their own profit, but with this dealing to both sides, the Wabinecky easily came out of the Second Metacom War with the best position, especially following their separate peace with the English, in which they abandoned the Metacomans to their own fate.

...Post-war, perhaps one of the greatest assets to the Wabinecky was their tolerance of intermarriage and the Christian faith, with the conversion of a chief Míkmaog, a member-tribe of the Wabinecky, in 1610.[7] This meant that--despite their general French allegiance and participation against the New English in this war--once French power in the region waned,[8] the Wabinecky were quickly able to achieve amicable relations with the New English government, which had since located itself in the rebuilt and expanded city of Boston. The amount of Christians and mixed families resulted in the Wabinecky receiving a sort of special status as New England expanded, and perhaps retain the most of their ancient culture of any novan groups in the country. Of course, stricter integration laws further in the future would make this be by a slimmer margin than it might have been. As years passed, numerous ‘modern’ praying towns begin to dot Wabinecky territory, some founded by novan pastors granted approval by the Greater Congregation.[9] As integration furthered, many began migrating westward. It would be a man of Wabinecky heritage who would found Utopolis, although some Nauset claim that he, Joseph Chemask, being half Nauset and having married a woman of Nauset descent, belongs to their own heritage…

- Terra Nova, 2008 12-segment documentary on novans​


“Having experienced the loss of Boston and numerous other townships in the first war, the people of Massachusetts Bay refused to allow their territory to be attacked again. Petitioning the New English Commission, which still rotated its meeting place each year, the primary strategy of the militia in the Second Metacom War was that of aggression, with a general fallback line being created as far out as possible. Given the incoming troops of Kanyenka and Onyeita, this fallback line, intended to be general guideline for a New English offensive, quickly became the primary defensive line of the war. Famously, and perhaps apocryphal, when a young soldier asked the almost equally young but zealous commander Matthew Sudry ‘Where do we go if we lose?’ on reports of novan forces nearby, Sudry replied ‘Not an inch back.’ When the soldier asked ‘and if we win?’ Sudry then said ‘we move an inch forward.’ And from this tale comes the retroactively applied name of the Inch Campaign…[10]

...Parts of the defensive line can be seen today in northern Massachusetts Bay, where the fighting grew the most intense, as the region’s controller would effectively control the northern half of the Connecticut river. The first, second, and third Battle of Umbagog, although all rather far from the eponymous lake, are the best examples of how heavily the region found itself contested.[11] While exact numbers of combatants in these conflicts are not known, the presence of Hodeno, Metacoman, and Wabinecky[12] artifacts at all three main battle sites show us that all sides saw the region as vital. Given the maintained New English control, but lack of much success in driving the enemy out of all claimed territory, the Inch Campaign raged onwards in the North, despite western successes...

...While theoretically pushing into New York’s territory, the New English militia kept on their aggressive tactics, less concerned with the defense of their colony (having left it), and more so with general punishment of the novan tribes. Regardless, with New York City effectively cut-off from the rest of not only its own territory, but that of England, as heavy fighting could be found all around its lands, the militia—mostly coming from Connecticut and New Haven—were seen as godsent heroes by the sparse settlements that came under their protection. Through these actions, much of eastern New York came under effective New English governance for the remainder of the war, including Maine, which suffered Wabinecky incursions.[13] Despite some more outlandish tales, however, the New English forces never went as far as to actually meet the Hodeno tribes head on in their own lands, aside from a few reported skirmishes in the hinterlands of Kanyenka territory…”

- The Metacom Wars, by Lucas Prince, 1948​


“The Rangers as an organization truly came to be in the Second Metacom War. The brainchild of Benjamin Church, their use of native tactics and flexible strategies meant that, in the western front of the war, where the far more numerous Hohdeno forces awaited them, the Rangers were invaluable. By the end of the war, the group’s numbers had greatly risen due to the patronage of the New English government, and it was reported that, by the Treaty of Concord in 1687, the Rangers had almost 5 companies of anywhere from 200 to 300 men, eventually sorted into three small ‘regiments’ of about 500 men each,[14] and a good number were novan warriors from conquered territories, the Wabinecky, former Virginian tribes[15], or, in the latter half of the war, Hohdeno deserters. And despite his own protests, such expansion required that Church and several of his senior Rangers stay away from the frontlines to aid in training the new recruits, both in teaching native tactics to colonists, and in teaching European strategy to the novans...

...The origin of Church’s rank is certainly a fun anecdote. At the time of the war he had been promoted to Major for his influential service in the First Metacom War. Given his current role in training them, it was determined that the man was due for a sort of promotion. Given that the Rangers were being trained and commanded separately from the New English general militia, it was deemed appropriate that it essentially be treated as its own specialized branch of service that was under the command of militia generals, and thus a debate was held over what Church’s new rank should be, if it should not be a simple promotion in itself under the Army’s rank system. Some felt that a simple upgrade to lieutenant colonel made little sense given that Church’s immediate superiors were effectively the government and generals. However, promotion to a high rank such as general or even colonel was seen as too much, and the debate came for the creation of a new rank specifically for the Rangers.[16] After one humorous remark that Church drilled his trainees much like a naval officer, it came to be that he was promoted to the rank of Master and Commander, a title which sounded high to most who did not know naval rank structure, but was actually a relatively new title in the Royal Navy that was equivalent in rank to a lieutenant colonel of the army, reminding Church of his subordinate status.

While the Royal Navy and eventually all other English-speaking navies would shorten the rank to merely ‘commander’,[17] the Rangers would keep its full, original name. Within the Rangers, despite that each regiment was led by a colonel, and containing its own ranks of majors and captains and so on, the Master and Commander remained the paramount commanding officer that communicated directly with the government and the militia generals. Once Church was set for promotion straight to the rank of a general of the New English Army after several successful years as leader of the Rangers, he chose to hand over the reins to one of his most trusted second, and granted Archibald Roberts the rank of ‘Master and Commander of His Majesty’s New England Rangers’, and the title was thusly formalized. Of course, Church would die tragically after falling from his horse before his promotion could be bestowed upon him…

...The chaos of the war would also create yet another tradition of the Rangers that has become a major part of their lore. While their practices of forging, sculpting, and then assembling their own tomahatch, notching their rifles stocks for kills, and wearing blood pitted medallions have all found their place in the public eye, nothing has quite captured the common masses as the near motto of the group: “Rangers never die.” And in fact, they do not, at least not legally. All Rangers, even when clearly killed in combat or if remains are identified, are officially designated as missing, not dead.

This rather strange practice started after Church, on numerous occasions, had to correct his own reports of fallen soldiers after they would be found days or weeks or even months later, the group or individual having been surviving on their own, often battling novans, since being lost after a battle or during an expedition. Many had even been confirmed as killed, with personal effects found near mangled corpses or on the persons of enemy novans. Thus, for all of his men, he began to simply write “Missing Until Further Notice”, intending to alter what needed to be only after the war was over and such a time had elapsed as to mean that any rangers surviving in the wild would likely never return to civilization. Likely due to a bit of laziness, this was written in even for soldiers officially confirmed dead and their remains returned home, Church believing he would fix the mistakes later. And while soldiers found living would have their reports corrected, Church’s constant putting off of correcting reports of the dead would see to it that they would ultimately never be corrected following his death due to both the backlog and loss of some of Church’s own notations on who needed to be marked as having passed. Master and Commander Roberts would continue the practice himself, although that was partially out of tradition.

What would finalize it all, however, was when Roberts had a message sent to Lexington after the war with the French to have a ranger report in for a promotion. The man was dead, but the report that confirmed that had been lost, eventually found in Church’s home, but previous reports that Roberts had read over spoke of several acts of heroism and skill he felt needed to be rewarded. His mother responded that her son had died several years before and could not report to any location. In his apology, Roberts jokingly opened, ‘Madam, Rangers never die, and as such, while I understand he will be unable to attend his promotion, the good Colonel is ordered to report at Armageddon[18] when the time is right.’ He would go on to explain the cause of the error, and explained the practice of rangers never being made officially dead (although soon after this, he would have those whose whereabouts were truly unknown as being ‘Missing’ and those having been killed as ‘Missing Until Further Notice’). This story and letter would eventually be circulated around the colony and even other colonies, and so the mythos was born. Even today, one of the most common phrases on Ranger gravemarkers is ‘Missing Until Further Notice, Ordered to Report at Armageddon.’”

- The Rangers, by James J. Jameson III, 1921​

“Despite English victory in the Second Metacom War, New York was in dire straits. With its ports damaged and infrastructure in tatters, little could really be done except wait for the mother country to hopefully reinvest in them, and several notable Crofts argued that the end to piracy in the northern colonies required the rebuilding of the city to bring stability to the region. Of course, these arguments would be shelved for some time, given the events in England that would make colonial affairs a lessened priority. And so, with little aid, it is very easy why what happened next happened as it did. For after New York burned and the New English Rangers and novans fought one another, word of these events filtered their way south, and soon enough into the ears of Willem van Haarlem[19]. Willem was young and bold, and had ascended in rank within the Dutch West India Company (GWC) thanks to several skirmishes with Spanish pirates.[20]

Though he did not have any form of backing from the Company, he had a few ships full of loot from pirates sail up to New York. Presenting themselves as a group of Dutch merchants[21] having survived an attack and seeking harbor in New York, van Haarlem and his men pretended to be shocked to see New York’s state, and supposedly held a funeral for fabricated family members that had been living there. Offering the booty in exchange for ownership of a port and land in the city, van Haarlem effectively became a prominent figure of the city overnight. It would be his money, or rather the company’s money,[22] that would begin rebuilding New York, his fleet seizing prizes and treasure only giving a portion to the GWC leaders. Of course, such a plan could not have gone on for long, although van Haarlem did continue his plot in secret for almost two years, though soon enough he was called for questioning by company governors, who then had him sent to Amsterdam to report to the directors. While the exact happenings of his actions were kept as quiet as possible, the betrayal of his ship’s quartermaster ensured that the company had detailed knowledge of what had happened over the past twenty months.

When he was questioned, van Haarlem proved surprisingly blunt and honest about his actions. He admitted to purchasing land, building a port, a tavern, a small theatre, a printing press, a manor for the land, land for several crew members, and even launched a newspaper (the first true newspaper in English America) with that printing press, The Colonial Reporter; all with what should have been company profits, as well as involving himself in New York’s politics and even courting an English woman (he may or may not have had a wife in the Netherlands at the time), utilizing company money for bribes and gifts respectively. He also added that he had kept a tight control on his own profits from his ventures, and would be able to pay back much of what had been spent. When asked why on Earth he would do such a thing, van Haarlem reportedly smiled and replied to the directors, ‘Because New York is the second name for that city, and I believe, with a bit of effort and investment, the old name might willingly return.’ And so, with the agreement of all profits (besides what he and his crew would illegally skim off, of course) to be discretely funneled back to the company, van Haarlem was let go with little more than a slap on the wrist, and returned to New York with even more money, supposedly from a ‘dead uncle’. And so began the Dutch Swindle.”

- A Colonial Affair: North American History, by Thora Fredrika Ylvisåker
“‘At the time, it was known as New York, and the city was almost gone. A failed raid by the Hodeno had seen a great fire, and the clashes between novans and New England cut off what was left of the colony. Without shelter, without sustenance, and without hope, they had but one option...Raise the Black Flag!

That there is the beginning narration to the latest compsim game[23] by Starlight Productions, and the general feeling around the building here at the Daily Review is that the game is generally passable. Certainly, we have played ones that were better, but Raise the Black Flag has a charm to it. Will it be hailed ever onwards as the next great leap in the mode? No. Is it, however, a fun and stimulating work? Yes. Yes it is. Will we see a continuation? With how poor sales have been due to controversy from the damning critique issued by the International Historians Forum (IHF)[24] over the game’s ‘blatant disrespect for historical truth’ despite officially claiming it was a work of fiction that ‘stayed true to history’, that seems unlikely.

But that story has been covered by the main division. Here in the Entertainment branch, we do not cover such things, and instead focus on one critical criterion: does is entertain? Generally, the mechanics are decently done, with ship to ship combat feeling fluid and balanced, although the actual fistfighting and swordplay are at times clunky, and the gunplay can be anywhere from passable to outright awful, especially given the ability to load your gun is incredibly easy to botch. But the treasure-hunting, shanty collecting, and faction warfare are all fun additions that we all really enjoyed doing. When it comes to the plot of the game, inaccuracies aside, it is certainly captivating. Richard Woodhull II,[25] our main protagonist known for making sure anyone and everyone adds the ‘II’ to his name, is certainly a likeable character, and was a real Yorkish pirate, although his age was several years higher than in the game, and while he did come from Setauket, his reasons for piracy were a matter of economics and desperation when trade with New York ended, not the ironic destruction of his home by the pirate Jeremy Carnish (who is entirely fictional) whom he chases across the seas in the game, beginning a slow path of corruption as he compromises his moral code more and more to find Carnish, as well as for his own desires.

When the Second Metacom War ends and Richard has a chance to go home, how much he has changed frightens his old friends who meet him in New York, which, being rebuilt by money coming from deals made with the ‘bastard Dutch’, Richard himself now despises the place, despite the love for it we got to see in of the early sequences in the game, that uses the city to show its traversal mechanics. Afterwards, with Royal Navy and even New English ships going after Yorkish pirates, rather than tip them off on Carnish and let the law handle him, Richard decides he would rather kill the man himself, and lets Carnish escape so that he (and so we players) can follow him to the Caribbean, helping to fan the flames of crime and begin the American Age of Piracy.

These themes of the loss of morality, and of using righteous causes to justify terrible things, is certainly poignant in our world today, and despite a few times where I almost had to walk away in frustration with the combat mechanics, I for one will be saddened to hear it if Raise the Black Flag fails after these initial sales, as several other reviews have come in on the game that give it a very critical eye…”

- Sarah Orebo, compsim game journalist for the Daily Review - Entertainment

“...the people of Rhode Island seem to be of a kind sort, if at times of ill-temper. Most almost always speak of their home with a longing, and that longing inevitably drifts them towards a long, angry soliloquy of their hatred for the New English. Some of us have seen this-------tance ourselves from them, but I believe that they need only a guiding hand to aid them in letting go of their wroth. Furthermore, I-----h-----come-----to---God----and I believe they are correct in condemning the New English, whom have seemingly decided that they’re own faith mus---b---the only fait-----eir lands, at least from the reports of our new neighbors…

--orried that Morrison would start trouble with Foxworthy, given the latter’s strong Puritan leanings. However, Foxworthy presented an apology that his brothers in the North had forgotten ‘Christian kindness’ and had become blinded by--ride and greed. He is certainly not speaking for all of his sect------ore than a few brawls have broken out across the taverns. Thus far I have myself treate--M---t-----h----for----roken j----Jam------acture----ose caused by a sudden fall, likely at the hands of Du-------

But these incidents aside, the majority of the populace is seemingly aghast to hear what has befallen the Rhodeans, and already many have begun to use the term ‘New English’ a slur, tarring any of those radicals in our colony that would propose we infringe upon anyone’s right to worship. Although, at least here in-------------Mr. Perceval’s drunken-----’Nengy’ has been catching on...

-----ole colony is damn near at odds! After some time of peace and cooperation, it saddens my heart to see friends so quick to harm one another! I pray to God that the proposal of Mr. Burke is accepted, or else, if no other solution is found, if this issue is not resolved quickly, there could be much tumult to come! I certainly find the proposal reasonable, given that---------with the current rights respected and-------coast of the newly granted terri----------ncontested for their own profits, ensuring ample fishing rights and trade ports for both our established colonists and new arrivals.”[26]

- Recovered diary of Dr. Abraham Bonnet, Member of the Friends Church, 1684-1686​

“Righty ho! Let us move along here darlings sweets! Now Tummy, what exactly is important about how the New English reacted to the French involvement in the Second Metacom War? What about it should we all be writing down and ‘membering, hm?”

“Uh...It reinforced an idea in their minds that any enemy they had needed to be neutralized quickly, and that they needed to fear the French, not the novans anymore. And it’s Vertumnus, ma’am, or Tumnus. Not Tummy.”

“Correct, Tummy! Remind me to get you a candy before class is over.”

“That’s...that’s not needed ma’am, this is a University, you don’t need to get me a candy.”

“Nonsense, children that answer correctly deserve sweets! Plain and simple.”

“...”

“Now now, where were we, ah yes! So the New English decided that they needed to get rid of the Frenchies, that’s what it was! They saw it that the second war was mostly won because they’re enemies were either distant or already reduced, and so even if the tactics in dealing with novans were at times heavy-handed, it had been useful, and better techniques could be used later. But now they had it in their heads: if an enemy is at your doorstep, you must take them before they can you, and you must either convert them to your ways, or end ‘em. But can any of your dearies tell me how the French involvement was found out? Anyone? Yoohoo! Are we awake? Yes, Gwenevere, do you know?”

“Gwen or Gwenny is fine, ma’am. Uhm, from the readings and from my own research, it seemed that a combination of evidence from novan troops, wielding French arms that showed no signs of being old cast-offs or stolen and outdated pieces, along with cooperation by the Wabinecky novans not long before the war ended, all gave the New English government a clear picture of what had happened. The French gave the Metacomans weaponry through the Wabinecky, and they also spurred them on to fight the New English. Without the French, the Metacomans would have remained pacified. At least that’s what the New English believed. That was why they started to see the French as the issue, and why resentment for novans didn’t rise too dramatically high. In most’s opinion, it was the French who had fooled the Metacomans, few as they were, into fighting a war for them, and so they were the real threat. It also meant they came to see conflict and even conquest of French colonial holdings as inevitable and necessary for the survival of the colony.”

“That is correct, Gwenevere, but I only asked for how involvement of the French was discovered, nothing else.”

“Er...yes, ma’am. Sorry, ma’am.”

“Now can anyone correctly tell me the term that was used by the New English to describe that belief in conquering New France as an inevitable necessity? Yes, you, what is your name?”

“Eh, Paul ma’am. And the term is ordained destiny.”

“Righty ho, Wally! That is indee--”

“Paul, ma’am, I said Paul, not Wally or Walla--”

“Wally it is rude and improper of a young man to speak without being prompted by, let alone interrupting, a professor of merit such as myself when she is in the middle of giving a lecture! Now you are correct, and so I will not require you to take a knuckle caning, but another outburst will earn you ten! Am I clear?”

“...Yes, ma’am.”

“Good then. Now based on this notion of preordained destiny, what impact did it have when war with the French came not through the actions of the colonials? Jay-jay?”

“It’s just John, ma’am.” [27]

- Lecture by Prof. Deborah Atterby, University of Trentburg-Quezón, 2011​

--|--​

[1] Mostly in the armed forces of [REDACTED] given their general belief in [REDACTED]

[2] I figured I may as well introduce some of my non-Western philosophers

[3] OTL Wabanaki. And if anyone knows a far better way to put that in French please correct me.

[4] Not as a truly unified movement, of course, but more than one member of the confederacy did so, and the author is erroneously using that to claim far greater integration than there likely was at the time.

[5] Yorkish is the TTL Demonym for New York, as compared to Yorkies of Yorkshire

[6] In case there is any confusion, Acadia is being referred to as a region of New France, not as a separate entity.

[7] This is straight from OTL.

[8] For reasons we will see later.

[9] Not that anyone needs the approval of the Greater Congregation per se, because they are of course not a Church, no way not at all. Just that doing so means that one can receive support and patronage from the GC via the donations it receives as a totally harmless entity.

[10] The name is not meant to be as gravely accurate as it would be if it were used to describe certain battles of the First World War. However, given the lack of progress, the idea that the frontline only moved one inch forward and then one inch back and so on remained part of the popular mindset.

[11] Remember that while many fled after the First Metacom War rather than face conversion, some escaped to the frontier, and now, with French patronage and some of their kin returning from their stay with the Hodeno, they can actually pose a threat to the admittedly poorly equipped New English militia, itself still recovering from the first war as well. They also have a ‘victory or death’ mentality, so their fewer numbers are somewhat balanced out by zealotry.

[12] THe Wabinecky were also fighting too, furthering bolstering Metacoman forces, and hence why, when they pulled out of the war, what was left was quickly mopped up by the New English.

[13] The real question is, will they remain under NE administration after the war?

[14] I’m worried this is too much, but looking at New English troop counts in William’s War from OTL, ~1500 men felt within the bounds of realism if you make about a third of those be novans, resulting in about ~1000 Englishmen under the banner of the Rangers. Is that still too much? I’m not sure. If anyone more knowledgeable in such matters could give their two cents, that’d be great.

[15] With Bacon’s policies in place, plenty of natives fled North, and some filtered in to New England, as they were unwelcomed by the tribes in Maryland that have grown fairly prosperous trading with said colony. Already disheartened, the idea that converting to the White Man’s God meant ‘equality’ and allowance to exist unmolested seemed like a good deal. Not too many took it, but a sizeable amount did.

[16] Essentially, they don’t want things to go to Church’s head, and so making a new rank adds a reward without going too far.

[17] This is from OTL. The rank of commander on British vessels was originally Master and Commander, originating in about 1670. That is equates to a lieutenant colonel makes somewhat perfect for solving the issue of Church’s promotion. Recall that this is a colonial militia and so less official and more fluid to change and oddities than the actual British army.

[18] Armageddon is specifically the place where the final battle of the apocalypse will be held; acting as a synonym for the word apocalypse is a modern invention.

[19] No relation to the famed Golden Age painter.

[20] Whose patterns would of course be affected by the appearance of New York pirates now patrolling waters themselves.

[21] Working for the GWC would not necessarily be a requirement for merchants, and even so, no one would suspect he had come with the intention of pushing forward corporate interests.

[22] Note that he doesn’t have access to company profits, but is instead not giving money and treasure taken from pirates and other ventures to the company, but utilizing it himself.

[23] Video game. This one in particular is essential Assassin’s Creed V: Black Flag without any of the Assassin bits.

[24] Think of them as a sort of respected group that ensures the validity, truth, and hopeful non-bias of historical reports around the globe. They can’t censor anything, but they can deliver strongly worded letters and give out boycotts.

[25] An ancestor of the famed Abraham Woodhull of the Culper Ring.

[26] Essentially, what this is meant to convey is that there is plenty of conflicts when the Rhode Island exiles turn up in Maryland, especially over fishing rights, but generally, their arrival ignites a sort of zealous belief in religious tolerance in Maryland, and creating a wedge between them and New England. The dashes represent parts of the journal that are illegible due to the ravages of time.

[27] Scarily enough, actually based on a teacher I once had.
 
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Happy Labor Day! I was hoping to get this out by then (actually earlier, but I suffered a few set backs). Anyways, there are a few things in the notes where I ask if anyone could look over things for plausibility, namely the size of the ranger regiments. If there's anything else that needs some work, please feel free to point it out!
 
This is probably my favorite chapter in your timeline. It's very creative and intriguing. I liked how "Rangers never die" came about just because someone was kinda lazy, although it was sad that Church died so anticlimatically. One thing I did note was that it was kind of hard to read the journal entry and I get what you were trying to do, but it was annoying trying to figure out what the words actually were. Also your professor sounds like a teacher I had in high school. Anyways, I enjoyed the post. Eagerly awaiting more!
 
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