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Thespitron 6000
(Theatrical Hermeneutic Education Servo-Processing Intelligent Training Robot Of Note 6-settings 0-emissions 0-sum 0-trans fats) is some kinda crazy robot kerjigger.
Joining the board in August 2010, Thespitron is one of AH.com's more elusive and enigmatic members, never having been captured on film. Several tracks have been found, but many scientists claim they actually are the tracks of a Himalayan brown bear, melted in the snow.
Distinguishing Features
Thespitron is considered by some (but not himself) as very knowledgeable about Renaissance and Reformation Europe. He is a fan of Pink Floyd. No, really. He's really a fan of Pink Floyd. He also tends towards surreal and absurdist humor, especially in threads which he feels have the potential to be very inflammatory. He doesn't have emotions, which makes him very sad.
Politics
Thespitron 6000 is a candidate for President of the United States in 2012; his running-mate is MacCaulay. They are running as the “Rock Your Asses 'Til Midnight” ticket. In general, Thespitron considers himself to be a moderate, favoring energy independence, economic solvency, and KILLING ALL HUMANS.