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John Major

PM of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 1990-97. Through the awesome powers of memetic mutation, he fought off an IRA mortar attack, won an unwinnnable election by giving all his speeches standing on a soapbox, and had an affair with a cabinet minister who, we are assured, looked exactly like Elizabeth Hurley. All this with his shirt tucked into his underpants.

Despite this, Zyzzyva seems to be the only member to acknowledge his inherent coolness.

offtopic/john_major.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 (external edit)