Colonel Levnekov, is an American member living in Illinois, somewhere near the place Home Alone was filmed.
Claims to have Taiwanese descent.
He frequently posts on the Polandball thread, and humorous meta threads, along with ASB, and Pre-1900.
He is the leader of the Church of Miller.
Somewhat active in the fanfiction community; he does some in-depth reviews of them occasionally.
An avid classical music fan. Also a dwelling basement vampire. :p