A term coined by Flocculencio and Nekromans to describe the way that some members will make a dramatic fuss about leaving (either on principle, or just because they feel they are spending too much time on AH.com) but are usually back within a month or two.

In fairness to said members, this is largely because AH.com is more addictive than eating deep-fried popcorn while playing Civilisation IV on a console made entirely out of crack cocaine.