A Board phenomenon that might constitute a religion. Founded by Diamond and he has a few followers such as Haggis. The chief tenet of Pantslessness is the practice of not wearing pants. Almost everyone else on the Board shun and persecute the Pantsless, referring to them as 'Pantsless Abominations'.

It should be noted that no-one has ever quite figured out whether he meant American pants, i.e. trousers, or British pants, i.e. underwear. Quite possibly both…