Worldwar Challange: Race Emoticons!

Greetings, citizens! *Emphatic Cough*

As a spin-off from the "World at War Books" DBWI on this board:

Your challenge is to develop emoticons (aka smileys: :) ;-) etc) to equate to Race facial expressions. Frex find an emoticon for "Laugh" (open mouth) or "Eye Turrets Down for the Emperor".

Extra Credit: develop symbols or stand-in ASCII chars for *Emphatic Cough* and *Interrogative Cough*
 
'/< as a laugh (race head view in profile, apostrophe for the eye, slash for the face and a less than sign as an open mouth).

I forget what the races head cross section is meant to be like but .||. , ./\. , or .\/. should work as an eyes down depending on which is a closer approximation (if they would be so crass as to use an emoticon for such a respectful gesture!).
 
!! For eye turrents down or maybe a double capital T but I think that's already being used for crying.
8l For both eye turrents focus on you to mean that you have their full attention or something.
 
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