top tv shows NEVER MADE...

Gossip Girl
A RWBY Spinoff, this episode begins with Serena ember, the 'it' girl living in south side of patch, returning to signal from mysterious absence. but not everyone welcomes her as blaire walnut, the queen bee of signal, got a new rival. This story also follows Auburn, a scholarship student aiming for beacon and 'outsider'.

This story was well acclaimed by critics, scoring 80/100 on metacritics.
 
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Deadlands

Mixing the Wild West and horror together, 2004's Deadlands produced the Werid West- based on a popular tabletop rpg, no one expected big things from the show, but Ian McShane's Star turn as the zombie slaying Smith, plus Christian Slater as Preacher Jon, Eagle Eye as the crazy Shaman Wildbear, and Eddie Murphy as a gambler called Maverick turned a little known property into the hottest thing in TV land...

Americans can't get enough of our Mr McShane, can they? :D

Gossip Girl
A RWBY Spinoff, this episode begins with Serena ember, the 'it' girl living in south side of patch, returning to signal from mysterious absence. but not everyone welcomes her as blaire walnut, the queen bee of beacon, got a new rival. This story also follows Auburn, a scholarship student aiming for beacon and 'outsider'.

This story was well acclaimed by critics, scoring 80/100 on metacritics.

Is this some obscure SK game/soap opera thing?
 
13 Reasons Why
An 13-episode HBO miniseries based on the famous "13 Reasons Why" speech given by presidential candidate Joe Biden at the 1988 Democratic National Convention. Each episode explores the 13 reasons why Biden believed himself to be a better candidate than Vice President Bush. The last few minutes of the finale contain real life footage of Biden taking the oath of office on January 20, 1989.
 
Wizards Among Us

(Harry Potter verse)

A BBC 2 documentary series from 1991 as part of the BBC 2 Conspiracy series that looked into the idea that a whole hidden society of Wizards and Witches where living in Britain. Using security camera footage, photos of a flying car, and a history of strange paperwork, child disappearances, and people with memory trauma, the show built its case in a methodical, logical style at odds with its fantastic premise. The audience figures were the second highest for the Conspiracy series after the Bigfoot episode, and for years afterwards the BBC received letters asking for a repeat showing until eventually in 2001 the BBC had to admit the tapes had vanished. Combined with the disappearance of the Director, Producer, and lead researchers the show took on an almost mythical quality.
 
Shadowrun

Netflix 2010-

Based on the successful tabletop and computer rpg series- Shadowrun mixed a cybernetic technological future, with magic and beings from mythology set in 2050's Seattle. The Shadowrunners of the shows title were 'deniable assets' used by the Governments, or Mega-Corporations (now independent entities in their own right) to spy, assassinate, extract, or simply blow up rivals. Many thought the show would last a season, but has turned into Netflix's surprise hit, which some critics have put down to the anthology style of storytelling with the show jumping between rival teams of 'runners and their missions. The overarching plot seems to be heading for a clash between the three surviving teams we have been rooting for, but Producer Del Toro seems not to be interested in giving us the climatic showdown the fans are demanding; even after a direct question from the show's 'biggest fan' in the White House.
 
The Emperor's New Groove (1990 - 2001)

Karl Basch is an intelligent teenager living in the streets of Hamburg. When his mother marries the Kaiser, he is suddenly thrust into the upper class world of Germany and his working-class background clashes heavily with the rich and opulence of the Princes and Princesses of the German Nobility in a rather comedic way.

 
Law and order: Tokyo

Adaptation of American show of same name. After the success of Law and Order:Seoul, they decided to adapt the series to other east asian countries. One of them was japan.the show set in tokyo, it retells same story as law and order. Unlike korean counterpart, which the show was all adapted from American one, this featured original episodes that deals with Japanese legal system's problems.

This was later adapted into Anime.
 
The Dark Tower

A skyscraper of black stone rears up in central New York. Although all taxes are settled in full, records on who built it, who owns it and what happens inside are curiously absent.

NYPD detective Roland Gilead follows a man in black - who he believes to be Walter, a treacherous friend of his father - into the tower. Yet the tower's interior entraps him, as it has others before him. Together with heroin addict Eddie Dean, wheelchair-bound Odette Holmes, lawyer Jack Mort and a boy called Jake, Roland embarks on a claustrophobic quest for the answers that may lie in the penthouse suite. Yet all five of these questors have secrets... and the man in black remains in their path.
 

King Thomas

Banned
Sister, Sister-Follows two close female friends in witness protection with new identities as sisters. One of them secretly has a romantic crush on the other one.

Changeling- For the first time ever cameras are allowed into a Changeling Hive and changelings agree to give interviews.

The Real- Follows gladiators fighting to the death for real.

The Walking Dead- Follows five death row inmates up to and including their executions.

GhostBusters-In the style of COPS, follows one of the Spectre Elimination Squads that that keeps the living safe from the Undead.
 
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Leave It To Beaver- 8 foot tall beaver communicates telephatically with builders of major dams in the world...This week: Beaver helps builds Aswan:
To Tell The Truth: Drama dealing with an obscure sodium pentathol plant in Newark New Jersey.
Thirty Something : King Leonidas agonizes over which of his men will be decimated.
Odd Couple: Chaz Bono and Caitlyn Jenner discuss "why you should put the toilet seat down"
 
The Scorpion
Running from 1998-2005, this series by Joss Whedon was a spinoff from his acclaimed Buffy, the Teenage Wizard series. Whilst Buffy was light-hearted, featuring the (mis)adventures and romantic adventures of its title character, The Scorpion was much grimmer, seeing the title character - an Egyptian 'mummy' played by David Boreanz - fighting usually supernatural threats in New Orleans and around the Gulf of Mexico, and sometimes achieving victories which could only be described as 'pyrrhic' at best.
Of particular note was one recurring villain, a reincarnated priestess known only as 'Jasmine', who frequently left a trail of bodies behind her and cryptic taunts for the show's hero. Her love-hate backstory with the title character was gradually revealed throughout the series and that the pair of them, despite the abiding hatred for each other which had developed over the centuries, were condemned to come together occasionally to fight threats of an epic scale.
Despite consistently high-ratings, the show was cancelled when due to unexpected real-world events some of the ongoing storylines became too topical.
 
Fate/Heaven's Feel

In 1966, the series was proposed to the BBC as a low budget show to take advantage of the extensive collection of historical costuming and sets that were available. Doctor Who had recently made good use of this but was moving away from the focus. A supernatural drama set (initially) in the 1810s, the first series (running in 1967) follows an attempt by a family of Austrian Magi, the Einzbern, to recreate their lost magical ritual which allows them to grant wishes. In order to accomplish this they co-operate with two other families: the Taylors who control access to a valuable nexus of leylines (at Stonehenge) which can generate the necessary magical energy; and the MacKenzies, who've devised a system of seals to control summoned familiars. Working together the families summon up seven legendary heroes, intending to sacrifice them in order to access the 'root of all magic' and receive a wish. However, the three families only control one hero each (plucked from different eras, thus allowing more costuming) with other magi or even outsiders receiving the seals that control heroes. As such the story unfolded over thirteen half-hour episodes with the representatives of the three families battling to defeat the four outside magi and heroes (termed as 'servants') while the seven Servants adjusted to the early 19th century and sought to claim the wish themselves. The alliance between the Einzbern, Taylor and MacKenzie representatives unravels as they scheme against each other to claim the wish (figuratively referred to as the holy grail), openly conflicting in the final arc. Ultimately the ritual was not completed due to deaths among the participants, with the Tohsaka representative who had lost his servants foiling the process after he established the remaining participants' wishes were likely nefarious.

Reception having been good, a second series was commissioned for 1968. Due to several actors being unavailable it was decided to move the timing forward two generations to the late 19th century with descendants of the Einzbern, Taylor and MacKenzie families once again attempting to obtain the wish. The pattern of alliances shifts and the struggle grows chaotic with the new attempt taking place in the Ottoman Empire during the Crimean War. Notably, the Einzbern family attempt to cheat by summoning a pagan god rather than a mere hero while another magi family summon two alternate versions of their Servant. This fails and the ambitious magi and their servants eventually come to fitting ends with the final two pairs killing each other in a dramatic confrontation. The dark turn of the series was viewed with concern by the BBC but viewing figures convinced them to continue, although the controversy led to the next series being pushed back to 1970.

Often considered the strongest of the series (partly because it was in colour, unlike the first two series), set at the turn of the century the third series shifts to the Far East in the middle of the Boxer Rebellion. In order to prevent a repeat of the disaster of the last attempt, a overseer from the Catholic Church is appointed as a neutral arbiter. However, this system is almost immediately subverted with the overseer's protege being one of the Magi and instructed to support the ambitions of the Taylor family. In contrast the Einzbern have hired on a magical mercenary as their representative, with his Einzbern wife acting as a decoy despite romantic tension with their summoned Hero, King Arthur, and with the mercenary's long-time partner. One of the most iconic moments in the series is the Feast of Kings, where three Servants gather and debate the meaning of kingship and by extension of heroism. Once again, the series ends in tragedy as the mercenary and the overseer's protege clash in parallel to the battle between their Servants, learning that the ritual has been subverted by the god summoned in the previous war. Ultimately the mercenary has his servant destroy the wish-granting artefact (grail) and dies in the resultant conflagration.

Series 4 picks up in the 1930s with the grail having been re-established and the now aged final survivor of the last war claiming the role of overseer. Carried out in Germany, the ritual is (somewhat predictably by this stage) subverted and fails as do the overseer and his Servant (maintained through human sacrifice for over 30 years) seek to claim the power of the wish but other participants have their own plans. It's now the Mackenzie's who are trying to cheat, calling up a Hero in the role of 'Ruler' who should have power over the other Servants. In addition to this, one of the outside magi is a Nazi, something that concerns the other outside magi much more than it does the representatives of the magi families. Ultimately all plans appear to have failed only for the Nazi to bring in outside soldiers to steal the grail. The remaining magi and Servants pursue and intercept the train carrying the grail away only to find that they and the Nazi party have both been deceived and the magi in question had decided to ruin the ritual simply in order ensure he controlled the next attempt.

With viewing figures flagging, the BBC agreed to one final series to be shown in 1972. Although the budget was lower, moving the era to the current day significantly cut the budget demands. As predicted in the last series, a new 'grail war' is taking place, organised by the false-Nazi with all the positions taken by his supporters. The three families send a small army of magi to his hideout in Romania (actually this was filmed in Wales) but these are defeated by one Servant (Vlad the Impaler), only able to activate the contingency the Mackenzies tried to abuse last time, creating an independent Ruler Servant while a second group of seven Servants are called up to wage war on the first group. With their best magi defeated, the only candidates who can summon these servants are misfits who weren't chosen before and who co-operate poorly. With a much larger cast than previous series, the fifth series also had a much higher level of attrition among characters but was granted two double-length episodes due to scheduling openings and thus had seven and a half hours to run rather than the usual six and a half which somewhat mitigated the rapid pace of the show and the special effects which had fallen somewhat behind. Overall the series was considered a decent but not stellar finale to the show, benefiting by good acting and writing when other factors let it down.
 
13 Reasons Why
An 13-episode HBO miniseries based on the famous "13 Reasons Why" speech given by presidential candidate Joe Biden at the 1988 Democratic National Convention. Each episode explores the 13 reasons why Biden believed himself to be a better candidate than Vice President Bush. The last few minutes of the finale contain real life footage of Biden taking the oath of office on January 20, 1989.

13 Reasons Why

Hilary Clinton Dramatically jumps off the balcony of the New York penthouse she is staying at after losing the election to Donald Trump.
 

Greenville

Banned
The third season of So Weird (1999-2001) as it was supposed to go without losing its main character Fiona and going in a completely different direction than it did. For anyone that followed the program new details were supposed to be revealed that an alien female makes contact with Fiona eventually as aliens were slowly preparing themselves to eventually reach out to humanity. This alien like Fiona lost her father to a mysterious supernatural force as a child and seeks out the answers to his mysterious death. Working together they hope they can reveal the clues. Meanwhile, Fiona's brother Jack is found to be a reincarnated knight from the middle ages who did battle with supernatural elements which explains in some of the episodes why he was so skilled at fighting a dragon. The season will end with Fiona eventually entering over into the afterlife and rescuing her father who is allowed to return to life because he was taken too soon and unjustly by elements of evil whose plans he disrupted when alive. There is a happy ending to the series and much darker tone.
 
Sister Act

Ill considered Vactian production trying to find singing/acting talent among the worlds Catholic Nun population.

Lasted one series on Vactian state TV before being pulled for taste.
 
Shark Tank

The ongoing saga of the employees of Sea World.

Funderdome

The world's largest amusement park, under glass.

Doctor Poo

A British proctologist makes his daily rounds.
 
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