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Harry the Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Based on the book written by ex-military policeman Robert Galbraith under the penname 'Joanne Rowling' (he was advised by his publisher that murder mystery stories sold better if they had a woman's name on the cover) the television adaptation of this, the first novel in the series, was a runaway success. Based in the England of Mary Tudor, Harry the Potter was of course one of the Queen and her consort's leading spies and secret agents - although in this particular case Harry was dispatched to mainland Europe, to hunt down a heretic alchemist and retrieve his notes on the titular 'Philosopher's Stone'. Along the way, Harry ran into and had to compete with rival agents sent out by the Vatican, by France, and by the Holy Roman Emperor, and to solve the mystery of who had murdered his contact in Florence, Sirius the Blacksmith.
Critics praised the way in which the television series maintained the air of mystery of the original novel, as to whether this was a version of Europe in which the supernatural actually existed or not?
Filmed in 2001, Galbraith insisted that as far as possible filming locations as geographically close to their counterparts in the book be used that sets or historically 'authentic' backdrops allowed - which pushed the filming costs up, in several cases, but the ratings figures left the channel controllers more than happy.
 
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Benny Hill.MD

In 1986 Benny Hill, reacting to increasing criticism of the sexist content of his shows wrote a new sitcom. He played a GP in at the Little Dimpton Surgery. He was a fan of the likes of Quincy MD and fancied himself as a crimefighter/doctor. But in reality the most he ever had to deal with was the usual "hilarious consequences"

Sue Upton played the myopic nurse while Henry Mcgee was Hill's smarmy rival GP.
 
Benny Hill.MD

In 1986 Benny Hill, reacting to increasing criticism of the sexist content of his shows wrote a new sitcom. He played a GP in at the Little Dimpton Surgery. He was a fan of the likes of Quincy MD and fancied himself as a crimefighter/doctor. But in reality the most he ever had to deal with was the usual "hilarious consequences"

Sue Upton played the myopic nurse while Henry Mcgee was Hill's smarmy rival GP.
Benny Hill, plastic surgeon? for all your E+ enlargements?
 
Gremlins - (Animated) - This animated series ran for three seasons from 1988 - 1992. It diverged from the original film by giving Gizmo a new owner now a 12 year old girl name Amy. It also kept most of the episodes self contained. It is most remembered for cameo voice appearances by Johnny Depp, Keanu Reeves, and Raul Julia. And for Amy being voiced by Ally Sheedy.
 
Star Trek: Disco? Very!

(Theme music: "Fantastic Voyage" by Lakeside. Uniforms 30% shinier, and with bigger lapels; boots are fine as-is. Comm badges replaced by necklace medallions.)
 
Case Closed

The English dub of Detective Conan began in 1998 in the UK, airing on BBC2 at 8pm. It has since attained a similar level of popularity as it enjoys in its native Japan, and is currently broadcast on BBC3. Whilst most characters have had more than one voice actor, Ross Kemp (Gin), Mark Moraghan (Inspector Meguire) and Timothy Watson (Richard Moore) have been on the show since the beginning. There have also been numerous one shot appearances, such as Gary Lineker as Ray Curtis (The 3 Ks of Osaka) and Danny Dyer as a football hooligan (Hooligan's Labyrinth).

The films are usually released in Britain a couple of weeks after they debut in Japan. The first and fifth films, however, were criticised for their subject matter, with the Troubles fresh in public memory.
 
Manimal: Part of a DC collection of mini-series which focuses on teen heroes (such as those in the Teen Titans) in their adulthood. Manimal focuses on an adult Garfield Logan, formerly known as Beast Boy and now the titular Manimal, as he deals with life in the Justice League, his closure on his past as a former Doom Patrol member and on impending fatherhood with the birth of his children with his wife Racheal Logan, the heroine known as Raven.

Jersey Shore: An animated miniseries created by Alex Hirsch of Gravity Falls fame, it serves as a prequel, detailing Stan Pines' childhood at Glass Shard Beach in Jersey.

Cop Rock: A Saturday morning cartoon series about a squad of cops who recieve the ultimate undercover assignment: becoming a rock band. Now they must perform their officer duties while being rock stars.

Dynasty: A long-running educational series on the Discovery Channel detailing the various dynasties of the world. Initially focusing on European dynasties, they have since done Chinese dynasties and now starting on Middle Eastern ones.

Babylon 5: A cyberpunk drama, it envisions ancient empires of the past (such as Mesopotamia, Egypt, etc) as futuristic empires vying for control of the Earth; thefocus is on Babylon-5, the capital megacity of the Mesapotamian region as strange relics are discovered, connecting to the mysterious Annunaki.
 
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Detective Conan
Very obviously inspired by the works of Robert E. Howard (and indeed the producers came to an arrangement with those who held the appropriate legal rights to his works before commencing filming, to avoid possible lawsuits) this series featured a 'tribesman' by the name of Conan who had emigrated to civilisation in a 'swords and sorcery' world, and who offered his services as a 'problem solver'. Although frequently mistaken for a 'simpleton' by members of 'civilisation' on account of his 'savage upbringing', and despite being more-than-capable with a sword, Conan actually usually used his wits, common-sense, and understanding of human nature to short-cut to the end of whatever job-of-the-week he had been retained to carry out.
Due to the political and criminal schemes that his early employers were often up to their necks in either committing or opposing (or sometimes both) Conan soon came to be known to the various watch-organizations of the city-states in which he usually operated, and (since the test-audiences seemed to love these aspects of early stories the most) he quickly ended up as a sort of 'private consultant detective' equivalent of a fantasy setting to several watch organisations. Hence the series title...
The series ran for ten years, from 1980, before being terminated due to office-politics at the producing channel. Arnold Schwarznegger, who played the title role for the show's entire run, said in a series of interviews in 2010 to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the first public broadcast of the show, that it had been the best thing that he'd ever done.
Some of the special effects in the first series were criticised for being low-quality, but following the runaway success of the first season, the budget for all areas of the show was massively increased, and criticisms in subsequent seasons disappeared - or became praise when professional stage-magicians became part-time consultants and advisors on the pay-roll.

[ooc]GeorgeUK's post (#711 in this thread) reminded me of an idea I've had for a while for an alternate interpretation of a show titled 'Detective Conan'... [/ooc]
 
Secretariat

A political drama set in an alternate UK. The office of Prime Minister is mainly symbolic. His/her real power comes from being Chief Secretary of Domestic Affairs. There are 4 other Chief Secretaries covering Finance, Foreign, Infrastructure and Defence.

The drama follows the political machinations in-between and inside the various secretariats. Shifts in alliances, scandals, relationships etc It ran from 2009 to 2016.
 
Secretariat

A political drama set in an alternate UK. The office of Prime Minister is mainly symbolic. His/her real power comes from being Chief Secretary of Domestic Affairs. There are 4 other Chief Secretaries covering Finance, Foreign, Infrastructure and Defence.

The drama follows the political machinations in-between and inside the various secretariats. Shifts in alliances, scandals, relationships etc It ran from 2009 to 2016.

That just gave me an idea...

Seabiscuit

A cooking contest show where sailors competed to see who could bake the best crackers. The show was abruptly canceled the night of the announcement that in the second half of the show, the chefs would be stranded at sea with only crackers as food.
 
A while back, Buzzfeed put their list on who they figured would play the Doctors throughout the various years if Doctor Who was an American production. Myself? I decided I would try my hand at it. Feel free to sling yoru criticisms and my lack of research complaints at my way!

Doctor Who (American Production)- Doctor Who was created in 1965 to capitalize on the Space-Age fever and on the adventuring tropes of yesteryear. Inspired by characters such as Flash Gordon, the approach shfited from that of your usual action hero to a more cerebral based term. In fact, the creation made the term "science hero", to describe the Doctor. A man using intelligence and scientific knowhow to watch and protect the Earth from various alien forces and malevolent evil-doers with his TARDIS, having taken the shape of a newsagent kiosk, which is alot bigger on the inside.The Doctor here is part of an ancient race known as the Timekeepers, who have watched over time and who can reincarnate 12 times in their life. The Doctor travels with various companions and his Atomic Med-Bag.

Here are the list of the various actors who have played the Doctor throughout the years:

The First Doctor- Lionel Strander
(1963-1966): Lionel got his blacklisted ended early as part of a favor if he would star in a brand-new show regarding this cosmic hero. Lionel Strander played a gruff and tough yet lovable and compassionate Doctor and the role rocketed him back into Hollywood. He would sneak in much of his pro-labor views in.

The Second Doctor- James Cagney (1966-1970): One of Cagney's last roles, he got invovled into it when he heard from some friends of his about the whole thing. He found the opportunity intriguing enough to go and become the Second Doctor. He was a fair more playful and relaxed yet masked a hidden tough side. He helped propel Doctor Who into popularity and finished the role off with a bang. He considered it one of his better roles and found that television was a surprising amount of fun.

The Third Doctor- Edmond O'Brien (1970-1974): O'Brien's last role before his retirement, he played a more serious Doctor and focused more on the science than his two predecessors. Despite this, he possessed a mild flair for the theatric and O'Brien would even incorporate plenty of his sleight-of-hand experience into the Doctor to make him seem larger than life.

The Fourth Doctor- Gene Hackman (1974-1981): Going for a yougner actor, Hackman brought a strange eccentricity and intensity to the Doctor. His dedication to the role made him be considered The Doctor for many, prior to the new series. Furthermore, he brought in a greater emphasis of alien lore and a greater coherence during his long tenure in the role.

The Fifth Doctor- Richard Dreyfuss (1981-1984): Continuing the trend for younger actors, Dreyfuss brought in an idealistic if not a bit obsessive and strangeness to the Doctor. He continued the work his predecessor did in regards to the alien folklore of the Doctor.

The Sixth Doctor- Edward James Olmos (1984-1986): Olmos played a darker iteration of the Doctor. A brooding and provactive intellectual, Olmos channeled his experiences from Blade Runner into his role. Despite his performance, production problems and Olmos' own scheduling issues meant he had one of the shortest runs as the Doctor. Despite this, Olmos would later reveal his joy of the role and that his Doctor meant that the Doctor could be of any role in the future.

The Seventh Doctor- Morgan Freeman (1987-1989): Freeman played a cool, cunning and manipulating doctor. A chessmaster who left the violence to his companions, he had a strong form of gravitas. His role to play the Doctor was surrounded by controversy and a black man playing the Doctor got its fairbit of scorn, but Freeman and the writers took that scorn as pride and Freeman's inclusion was absolute importance to many people.

The Eighth Doctor- David Duchovny (1996): Dychovny played the Doctor in the Doctor Who film that was supposed to signal the return of the Doctor, but various problems kept it from being picked up. Nonetheless, Duchovny savored the role of playing such a character and he would happily return to playing the Eighth Doctor in various audio stories.

The Ninth Doctor- Will Smith (2005): Smith was one of the first actors to sign-up for the Doctor Who revival and he used his acting chops to play a fanatic Doctor who used his pain to disguise a broken man who had seen the horrors of war. Smith opted out of continuing in return to his film career, but found the experience to be absolutely remarkable as he put it.

The Tenth Doctor- James Roday (2005-2010): To many Whovians, old and new, Roday's Doctor is the definitive Doctor, often tying if not exceding Hackman's performance. Playing an intelligent, cool and ready Doctor, Roday's performance brought Doctor Who back into the limelight and also brought an endearing humanity to the Doctor with Roday's various popculture references and his Doctor's companion becoming one of the most well-known, played by Dulé Hill.

The Eleventh Doctor- Jay Baruchel (2010-2013): Baruchel's Doctor was an unbelievably charming and comical eccentric. Possessing a strong and powerful youth, Baruchel surprised many with his ability to play a surpirisngly old character. Baruchel would say his experience in playing younger characters actually helped, since he would describe his Doctor as an old man tyring to be young.

The Twelveth Doctor- Samuel L Jackson (2013-2017): Jackson's Doctor was the first Doctor of his second regeneration cycle and Jackson played him as a modernized uptake to Strander's Doctor. Being a vicious and older Doctor, he was still a caring man, who could switch from righteous fury to cold temper.

The Thirteen Doctor-Sarah Michelle Gellar (2017-????): Many were surprised by Gellar's appearance as a Doctor. However, ever since the incident with the War Doctor, it became easier to accept on Gellar becoming the new Doctor. However, many are unsure if she would be able to escape her predecesor's shadow and differentiate her Doctor while others wonder if this meant they would not see a female Doctor again. Though the showrunners have remained quiet.

*The War Doctor- Carrie Fisher* (2013): Carrie Fisher being revealed to be the War Doctor was a bombshell. While the justifications were done in order to differentiate this reincarnation from the others for plot reasons, it was still an issue. Nonetheless, Fisher's gravitas was so strong that it blew away the naysayers and brought hopes of a potential female Doctor in the future.
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A while back, Buzzfeed put their list on who they figured would play the Doctors throughout the various years if Doctor Who was an American production. Myself? I decided I would try my hand at it. Feel free to sling yoru criticisms and my lack of research complaints at my way!

Doctor Who (American Production)- Doctor Who was created in 1965 to capitalize on the Space-Age fever and on the adventuring tropes of yesteryear. Inspired by characters such as Flash Gordon, the approach shfited from that of your usual action hero to a more cerebral based term. In fact, the creation made the term "science hero", to describe the Doctor. A man using intelligence and scientific knowhow to watch and protect the Earth from various alien forces and malevolent evil-doers with his TARDIS, having taken the shape of a newsagent kiosk, which is alot bigger on the inside.The Doctor here is part of an ancient race known as the Timekeepers, who have watched over time and who can reincarnate 12 times in their life. The Doctor travels with various companions and his Atomic Med-Bag.

Here are the list of the various actors who have played the Doctor throughout the years:

The First Doctor- Lionel Strander
(1963-1966): Lionel got his blacklisted ended early as part of a favor if he would star in a brand-new show regarding this cosmic hero. Lionel Strander played a gruff and tough yet lovable and compassionate Doctor and the role rocketed him back into Hollywood. He would sneak in much of his pro-labor views in.

The Second Doctor- James Cagney (1966-1970): One of Cagney's last roles, he got invovled into it when he heard from some friends of his about the whole thing. He found the opportunity intriguing enough to go and become the Second Doctor. He was a fair more playful and relaxed yet masked a hidden tough side. He helped propel Doctor Who into popularity and finished the role off with a bang. He considered it one of his better roles and found that television was a surprising amount of fun.

The Third Doctor- Edmond O'Brien (1970-1974): O'Brien's last role before his retirement, he played a more serious Doctor and focused more on the science than his two predecessors. Despite this, he possessed a mild flair for the theatric and O'Brien would even incorporate plenty of his sleight-of-hand experience into the Doctor to make him seem larger than life.

The Fourth Doctor- Gene Hackman (1974-1981): Going for a yougner actor, Hackman brought a strange eccentricity and intensity to the Doctor. His dedication to the role made him be considered The Doctor for many, prior to the new series. Furthermore, he brought in a greater emphasis of alien lore and a greater coherence during his long tenure in the role.

The Fifth Doctor- Richard Dreyfuss (1981-1984): Continuing the trend for younger actors, Dreyfuss brought in an idealistic if not a bit obsessive and strangeness to the Doctor. He continued the work his predecessor did in regards to the alien folklore of the Doctor.

The Sixth Doctor- Edward James Olmos (1984-1986): Olmos played a darker iteration of the Doctor. A brooding and provactive intellectual, Olmos channeled his experiences from Blade Runner into his role. Despite his performance, production problems and Olmos' own scheduling issues meant he had one of the shortest runs as the Doctor. Despite this, Olmos would later reveal his joy of the role and that his Doctor meant that the Doctor could be of any role in the future.

The Seventh Doctor- Morgan Freeman (1987-1989): Freeman played a cool, cunning and manipulating doctor. A chessmaster who left the violence to his companions, he had a strong form of gravitas. His role to play the Doctor was surrounded by controversy and a black man playing the Doctor got its fairbit of scorn, but Freeman and the writers took that scorn as pride and Freeman's inclusion was absolute importance to many people.

The Eighth Doctor- David Duchovny (1996): Dychovny played the Doctor in the Doctor Who film that was supposed to signal the return of the Doctor, but various problems kept it from being picked up. Nonetheless, Duchovny savored the role of playing such a character and he would happily return to playing the Eighth Doctor in various audio stories.

The Ninth Doctor- Will Smith (2005): Smith was one of the first actors to sign-up for the Doctor Who revival and he used his acting chops to play a fanatic Doctor who used his pain to disguise a broken man who had seen the horrors of war. Smith opted out of continuing in return to his film career, but found the experience to be absolutely remarkable as he put it.

The Tenth Doctor- James Roday (2005-2010): To many Whovians, old and new, Roday's Doctor is the definitive Doctor, often tying if not exceding Hackman's performance. Playing an intelligent, cool and ready Doctor, Roday's performance brought Doctor Who back into the limelight and also brought an endearing humanity to the Doctor with Roday's various popculture references and his Doctor's companion becoming one of the most well-known, played by Dulé Hill.

The Eleventh Doctor- Jay Baruchel (2010-2013): Baruchel's Doctor was an unbelievably charming and comical eccentric. Possessing a strong and powerful youth, Baruchel surprised many with his ability to play a surpirisngly old character. Baruchel would say his experience in playing younger characters actually helped, since he would describe his Doctor as an old man tyring to be young.

The Twelveth Doctor- Samuel L Jackson (2013-2017): Jackson's Doctor was the first Doctor of his second regeneration cycle and Jackson played him as a modernized uptake to Strander's Doctor. Being a vicious and older Doctor, he was still a caring man, who could switch from righteous fury to cold temper.

The Thirteen Doctor-Sarah Michelle Gellar (2017-????): Many were surprised by Gellar's appearance as a Doctor. However, ever since the incident with the War Doctor, it became easier to accept on Gellar becoming the new Doctor. However, many are unsure if she would be able to escape her predecesor's shadow and differentiate her Doctor while others wonder if this meant they would not see a female Doctor again. Though the showrunners have remained quiet.

*The War Doctor- Carrie Fisher* (2013): Carrie Fisher being revealed to be the War Doctor was a bombshell. While the justifications were done in order to differentiate this reincarnation from the others for plot reasons, it was still an issue. Nonetheless, Fisher's gravitas was so strong that it blew away the naysayers and brought hopes of a potential female Doctor in the future.
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Smallville : the American government has created mutants out of atomic radiation and they have kidnapped 75 percent of America's population it is up to former defense attorney now leader of the small community of Smallville, New Mexico Gary Drayton (Bruce Campbell) to defend his hometown not only from rival faction leader PJ Hughes (Dean Cain) but also rouge scientist Phil Vicker (Neil Patrick Harris) who is transforming the rest of America into mutants and sending them into the town which has been barricaded off otherwise.
though critiqued for it B movie premise knew what it was and had fun with it including having a musical episode season 2's ''The Conductor'' though it was considered to have gone down in quality a bit after Vicker was killed off in season 3's '' Broken Chains'' by his own mutant creations and replaced by Brain Roberts (Phil Lemarr) the former mayor of Cleveland as one of the main villains for the rest of the show.
Ran for 5 seasons on the USA network in 2003-2007.
 
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Political Animals : a political comedy miniseries about some of the weirdest political campaign in history with Season 1 covering the senate campaign of Alvin Greene with Kevin Hart as Greene and Will Ferrell as Jim Demint
Season 2 featuring the various campaigns of Screaming lord Sutch and the monster raving Lonny party featuring Matt Smith as Sutch
Season 3 is currently in production and is rumored to be about the political comeback of Anthony Wiener staring Michael Cera as Wiener
Currently airing for three seasons on CBS from 2015 to present
 
Madam Secretary - a political drama reflecting the personal and political life of Lan Peng, the first woman General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, President of the People's Republic of China and Chair of the Central Military Commission. The drama was shown on the ABC network.

In the series, Secretary Peng's second son was revealed to be gay. This led to the very tense period of relations in US-China diplomatic relations including the withdrawal of the Chinese Ambassador to the US for two months.
 
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