TLIAM: A Series Of Quite Fortunate Events

Opening
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    Artwork by Lord Roem​


    Hello?


    Hello?


    Hello?


    I don’t think there’s anybody here.


    That can’t be right.


    It’s been a long time.


    It’s not been that long.


    Look at this place, there’s cobwebs all over the bust of Mountbatten.


    Nobody’s touched this book about Ted Short in years.


    This manuscript of The People’s Flag is buried under 3 inches of dust!


    That’s always been like that.


    Oh yeah.


    Heh, there’s an unused chapter of Better Drunk here.


    Right.


    Also known as ‘most of Better Drunk’.


    Fuck off.


    Alright, alright. No need to be a bother.


    Don’t.


    A little bother.


    I am much stronger than you now-


    A Byte of-


    Stop flirting and kiss already.


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    We’re here, you clods.


    We’re right here where you left us.


    Where else were we going to be? The East India Club?


    Try the chateaubriand.


    Shut. It.


    This is no way to celebrate the old gang getting back together.


    Or, as we see it, two pricks walking back into a Shitpost Bunker they ignored for a year.


    I never knew you cared.


    I don’t.


    Enough banter, lads. Let’s give the people what they want.


    Do we still know what the people want?


    Yeah, it’s all ‘First Gentleman Windsor’ and ‘Regressive Liberalocrats’ these days, isn’t it?


    I remember when all people ever wanted to know about was Doctor Who.


    Oh, that’s the same.


    Shit.


    I’m worried we’re out of touch, I’m genuinely not sure how the formatting is going to work in Xenforo.


    [italics]Any[/italics]way...



    Yes, sorry.


    ...well?


    Yes! Roem, if you’d like to do the honours…


    Oh, no, after you.


    No, really, I insist.


    No, come on, you go first.


    Please, I-


    tomas you wrote the first update just post the fucking thing and we can get on with it


    okay jaq
     
    Part I
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    Winston Churchill
    Conservative and Unionist
    1951-1955

    His wartime years and period in opposition already covered in earlier volumes, all that remains to be said of Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill’s political career is its lacklustre final act.

    Considering retirement as early as 1951 (a stroke in 1949 slowed him down year-on-year), he held onto power for reasons unknown. Using the young Queen’s coronation arrangements as a reason to stay in power from 1952 to 1953, he then appeared to genuinely prepare to retire in favour of his long-serving deputy and able Foreign Secretary, Anthony Eden. However, this plan fell apart when Eden died thanks to errors made during an operation on his bile duct. Churchill was personally and professionally devastated. His circle contained many able men, but Eden had been his chosen successor since before he had even returned to the front line of British politics. For the first time in fifteen years, Winston Churchill could not say with certainty what would happen if he were to resign.

    Eventually, even Churchill’s bulldog-like tenacity could not enable him to cling to power when his health almost completely failed in the winter of 1954-55. With his behaviour increasingly erratic and of great concern to his staff (the Cabinet governed the country as a de facto leaderless collective for approximately three months), Churchill’s last night in Downing Street was disturbed by a night terror in which he claimed he saw the ghost of ‘Anthony’ standing at the foot of his bed. He may have blamed himself – he certainly wrote years later in private correspondence of his guilt that while Eden received the care of the finest doctors in the land, had Churchill departed earlier, they would have been operating on a Prime Minister. Perhaps they would have taken even more care and, perhaps, avoided the mistakes which killed him. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

    However sound the medical science behind his self-flagellation may or may not have been, Churchill retired to Chequers the following morning and, his successor agreed largely out of his hands by the Magic Circle, only returned to London to travel to the Palace.

    Churchill’s reputation would be preserved, his final few months completely absent from the public record and a secret until decades after his death. His state funeral in 1965 saw the largest gathering of past and present leaders the globe had ever seen, and there can be no doubt that however he may have left the stage, Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill did more than all but one of his fellow Prime Ministers to write Britain’s part in modern history.​
     
    Part II
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    Harold Macmillan
    Conservative and Unionist
    1955-1959​

    On Wednesday 2nd March, 1955, Clement Attlee stood at the despatch box to lavish praise on a man many were glad to see the back off. The Leader of the Opposition noted Churchill’s departure from the political arena as epoch defining. He was, of course, the last Prime Minister to have been elected as an MP during the reign of Queen Victoria and to have held senior office during both world wars. Attlee’s heartfelt words were followed by brief comments from other members of the Chamber, including the Father of the House, senior backbenchers representing the Scottish Unionists and both sets of Liberals, and a note of thanks from The Speaker. In the press gallery, Hansard Reporters and Parliamentary Sketch Writers dutifully filed copy of the last hour in office from the Prime Minister. The other galleries were also rammed, representing Ambassadors, High Commissioners, Peers and members of the Public.

    The only notable absence from the tributes to Winston Churchill was the old lion himself. In his diary, he dismissively referred to them as ‘Pre-Mortem Eulogies’. In a more bitter entry later that day, he also spoke grumpily of the reports regarding the words of his successor, who had barely mentioned him.

    There was probably good reason for this, for Maurice Harold Macmillan found himself captaining an unsteady ship indeed. Less than a year prior, the Member for Bromley had been diligently touring construction sites across the country as part of his duties as Minister for Housing. Whilst tremendously adept in the role, his rapid promotion to the Foreign Office following Eden’s death, passing above the heads of more experienced figures such as Rab Butler and Maxwell Fyfe had irked many. Nevertheless, he had proved more than suited in the role, quickly establishing a close working relationship with Secretary Dulles in Washington, and with the various denizens of the Quai d'Orsay. His urbane manner and general popularity with the Conservative Party at large also endeared him to the Magic Circle above the notoriously scruffy Butler, eight years his junior.

    Immediately upon taking office, rumours began to swirl regarding a snap election. The new Queen’s youthful image, coupled with Gwilym Lloyd George’s scrapping of the last of the rationing restrictions in his first Budget had given a boost to the Government’s popularity, and the country promptly went to the polls on Thursday 5th May - the same day West Germany formally re-entered the international relations sphere. However, the results were somewhat of a disappointment to the new Prime Minister, who had seen his hopes of gaining sixty seats dashed. In the end, the Conservative and Unionist Party had gained little more than twenty. A number of senior Conservatives grumbled at this, disparagingly wondering if ‘Captain Harold’ had been the right choice after-all. Rab Butler, by now firmly ensconced at the Foreign Office, certainly felt that his snubbing for the Premiership had been shown up for the mistake it had been, and lobbied constantly for more control over domestic policy. Macmillan, aware of his weakened position, promptly appointed him Deputy Prime Minister.

    Domestically, the Conservative Government of 1955-1959 is not remembered for many great achievements. Inflation hovered around the “watch out old chap” levels, whilst the newly-liberated Federal Republic of Germany began to make slow incursions into the British manufacturing base. Under normal circumstances, the Labour Party would have begun to enjoy mid-term leads above the Government, but the sudden resignation of Clement Attlee had unleashed twenty years of pent-up pressure from many backbenchers. Herbert Morrison had waited two decades to take over from the Mild Man of Walthamstow, and he refused any efforts to stand aside for the Shadow Chancellor’s coronation. His kamikaze assault on the Labour Right against Gaitskell proved his undoing. On Wednesday 27th July, to the surprise of more than a few people in Committee Room 14, Aneurin Bevan was elected Leader of the Labour Party.

    The sudden shift to the left by the Official Opposition immediately emboldened Macmillan. At the Conservative Conference in Bournemouth he warned that, “the Labour Party have ceased to represent the men and women they claim to” - a statement that was apparently vindicated with lurid newspaper reports linking a number of Shadow Cabinet members to Communist activities whilst at university. At the Greenock by-election in December that year, the Conservatives gained the seat from the Opposition by a narrow margin. Almost immediately, the whispering campaign against the Prime Minister ended. A well-received Budget in the spring continued the post-war spending boom, reducing taxes, increasing pensions, and investing in houses and roads.

    Macmillan's cautious domestic policy was reflected in his approach to foreign affairs, which was dominated by Butler. ‘Call Me Wab’ had seen his efforts to eclipse the Prime Minister come to nothing following a poorly received conference speech. However, when Gamal Abdel Nasser’s assumption of power in Egypt the following summer seemed to present the Foreign Secretary with the test that he had desired for so long.

    On 11th July 1956, Nasser announced his intention to nationalise the Suez Canal Company, following the collapse of an Anglo-American effort to finance a new hydroelectric dam at Aswan. The speech caused consternation throughout the globe. In Egypt and the rest of the Arab World, people celebrated in the streets at the sight of Cairo standing up to the colonial authorities of France and the United Kingdom. In Moscow, Pravda celebrated the demise of ‘Imperialist Capitalist Tendencies’, whilst Washington remained almost silent. In London and Paris, however, there was uproar at the ‘upstart’ General taking control of what was considered by many as a British-owned resource. The Foreign Secretary was far from a bloody-minded supporter of the Empire, but the chance to prove himself as a statesman was a worthy prize indeed. A flurry of communiques between Butler and his French counterpart, Maurice Bourgès-Maunoury, took place over the summer. Despite a UN resolution backing Nasser’s actions, Butler continue to press for a task force to be despatched to the Mediterranean, but was constantly rebuffed by the Prime Minister, who saw intervention as impossible without explicit American approval.

    At a Cabinet meeting in October, Butler’s patience eventually ran out and he launched an extraordinary verbal assault on Macmillan.The Minutes from the meeting remain under lock and key at the National Archives, but enough memoirs have been written to confirm the major details, which ended with Butler storming from the room alongside the Minister for War, Iain Macleod, and the Colonial Secretary, Selwyn Lloyd. To the astonishment of the awaiting media, Butler announced that he had been sacked by the Prime Minister.

    In reality, of course, Macmillan had done nothing of the sort. However, “Wab-bit Season” entered the popular lexicon almost immediately. Butler had overplayed his hand. Despite the demands from the more fire-and-brimstone members of the Commons (and an ill-considered intervention by Churchill), there was little public or Parliamentary support for intervening in the Middle East so soon after the quagmire of the Palestinian Conflict. Without American approval, very little could be done. A much smaller force comprised entirely of La Royale sailed from Toulon several weeks later, but turned back following the collapse of Christian Pineau’s administration.

    Today, ‘Suez’ is synonymous with the end of Britain as an Imperial Power. A former protectorate had gambled, and won. Would an Anglo-French Naval Flotilla, possibly acting alongside an Israeli invasion force, really have been humiliated by Egypt’s meager resources? Almost certainly not. However, there is doubt that President Eisenhower would have supported them. Public opinion in the United States was very much against the sabre-rattling of old Europe. A likely military victory would have been undermined by the diplomatic situation and could quite possibly have allowed Nasser to regain control of the situation.

    Historians largely agree that the Suez Crisis confirmed Britain's entry into the American orbit. At Eisenhower’s request, Britain had willingly exchanged the demands of a European neighbour for an Atlantic ally.

    Suez did little - however - to hurt Macmillan. Despite sneery editorials from some members of the Conservative Right, the country had no appetite for war. Most polls showed broad support for the Prime Minister bringing Butler to heel, whilst the Labour Party were unable to capitalise on Conservative divisions thanks to the internal squabbling between Bevan and Gaitskell. However, as the fifties drew to a close, so too did the post-war economic boom. Inflation had begun to eat into wages, whilst cuts to expenditure placed pressure on both the health service and pensions. When the writs were dropped in spring 1959, many commentators speculated that a hung parliament was possible - with a resurgent Liberal Party expected to capitalise in some areas. What became clear as the first seats began to declare surprised almost everyone.​
     
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    Part III
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    Harold Macmillan
    Conservative and Unionist
    1959-1963​

    A three-figure majority had not been awarded to any sitting government since that of Stanley Baldwin and Ramsay MacDonald, twenty-eight years prior to the landmark ’59 election. The scale of the Tory victory shocked everyone from Fleet Street to Basildon (which, with a five percent swing to the incumbent Conservative MP, had been an early harbinger on election night). As Harold Macmillan waved to the crowds outside Downing Street as he commented on the results, few could have predicted the changes that would take place during the new Parliament.

    To start with, however, it was business as usual. A small reshuffle promoted bright young things such as Reginald Maudling and Enoch Powell, whilst disarming the “Wabbits”. Lessons had been learnt from his first term, and the new Government was also considerably less Aristocratic and Old Etonian than the one that had been appointed in 1955. Gwilym Lloyd George was rewarded for a diligent term as Chancellor with a Viscountcy. Almost as if a contrast were required, the grammar school-educated President of the Board of Trade, Edward Heath, was promoted to the Exchequer.

    Heath’s post-Election Budget, which introduced funding for a new Commission for Public Works and Infrastructure, capitalised on Macmillan’s landslide majority and the abdication of the political centre by the Labour Party. “Britain Belongs To You” was disparagingly dubbed “Britain Belongs To Moscow” by Quintin Hogg, whilst the Daily Mail paid for a brass band to follow Bevan’s speaking tour, playing a medley of Soviet anthems. Both were absurd exaggerations, the ’59 Labour Manifesto having been firmly in Attlee spirit. However, defeat prompted a wave of unrest within the Parliamentary Labour Party. Supporters of Shadow Chancellor Hugh Gaitskell formed the Council for Democratic Socialism, an organisation near-transparently aimed at preventing a lurch to the left. Simultaneously, left-wingers under the dual leadership of Konni Zilliacus and Fenner Brockway resurrected the mantle of the Independent Labour Party (to unsuppressed groans from some of the more white-haired members on both sets of benches). At an ill-tempered conference in Blackpool that November, Bevan narrowly faced down a leadership challenge from Gaitskell, as well as an effort by right-wing delegates to adopt a new Clause IV formally scrapping a commitment to mass state ownership. Bevan emerged from the ‘Blackpool Bearpit’ with his authority diminished, and many expected him to face another attempt to oust him in the spring. His death on 14th February 1960 rendered such speculation moot.

    “It is always a matter of regret from the personal point of view when divergences arise between colleagues, but it is the team that matters and not the individual. I am quite happy about the strength and the power of the team, and so I thought the best thing to do was to simply note these little local difficulties.”
    By “Little Local Difficulties”, the Shadow Chancellor was referring to Anthony Greenwood’s announcement that he would also contest the subsequent leadership election. The difficulties turned out to be neither “little”, nor “local”, and for the third time in five years, Hugh Gaitskell found himself second in what he had expected to have been a one-man race. Of even greater concern to the Labour Right, however, was the fact that Gaitskell had only come twelve votes ahead of the septuagenarian Brockway.

    The Conservatives, of course, had little to complain about regarding the chaos of the Official Opposition. After the monetary crisis of the late-1950s receded (thanks in part to a few years fiscal discipline on behalf of Heath’s term at the Treasury), public expenditure once again was allowed to rise, with considerable investment in national infrastructure (including ‘Dieselfication’ across British Rail), and the wide-scale adoption of nuclear power. ‘Neutron Ted’ became a popular nickname for the Chancellor, a term which had obvious repercussions for headline writers and cartoonists when the Prime Minister split his duties between responsibility for the Budget and a new, dedicated, Department for Economic Affairs (‘and Development’ having been dropped after the first batch of headed notepaper was printed) in 1962. Housebuilding, of course, remained a matter dear to the Prime Minister’s heart, with the second wave of the so-called ‘New Towns’ being designated as Britain entered the Sixties. Outside Great Britain, however, a very different type of accommodation was taking place.

    “The wind of change is blowing through this continent,” Macmillan said at an address at the Parliament of the Union of South Africa, “whether we like it or not, the growth of national consciousness is a pressing concern.”
    In 1957, Kwame Nkrumah had led Ghana (formerly the Gold Coast), to independence from the United Kingdom. Originally considered a matter of decisive and positive change for the African continent, Nkrumah’s assassination less than a year taking office led to a seismic shift in Britain’s attitude towards decolonisation. Rioting in the east of the country forced Nkrumah’s successor, Komla Agbeli Gbedemah, to send the army to restore order, whilst demands for decentralisation by local chiefs further threatened the stability of the newly-sovereign state. Macmillan, whilst a trenchant opponent of ‘business as usual’ imperialism, felt a need to change course with regard to the future of the Empire. Gbedemah - less radical than Nkrumah with regard to national identity - thought likewise. The following year, the British Government agreed to co-sponsor the Akosombo Dam with the United States. In return, Gbedemah agreed to scrap the proposed constitutional referendum to turn Ghana into a Presidential Republic. Ghana remained a Kingdom within the Commonwealth of Nations, with Elizabeth II as Head of State. As the Belgian Congo collapsed into internecine warfare, with CIA and KGB operatives backing numerous sides in the subsequent civil war, it became clear to Macmillan’s government that a more moderate approach to decolonisation was required. The ‘Ghana Model’ of Dominion Status within the Empire and Commonwealth would dominate Britain’s approach to Empire for years to come.

    Meanwhile, in America, John F. Kennedy entered the White House following a narrow but decisive win over Richard Nixon. The anemic response by the Eisenhower administration towards Suez had annoyed isolationists for its perceived deference towards the Imperial Powers of Europe, as well as interventionists for allowing a regime broadly believed to be sympathetic towards Moscow to consolidate itself in Egypt. Kennedy entered the Oval Office with a vow to avoid the same mistakes, immediately dispatching Vice President Johnson to Saigon and doubling the number of advisors and special forces providing support for the South Vietnamese regime. However, while Kennedy’s first term would be dominated by events much closer to home, it would set the tone for the future of Anglo-American relations.

    At the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, Macmillan counselled Kennedy in two official calls (records of a third were declassified four years ago) and, like the President twenty-three years his junior, went without sleep for days on end. Typically understated, Macmillan would record in his diaries at the end of the confrontation that “it is all finished with”. The same could not be said for his relationship with President Kennedy, which had been civil but a step down from the warmth his shared wartime years with Eisenhower had brought to the Transatlantic partnership during the latter’s Presidency. Now far from “finished with”, the relationship between Mac’n’Jack (as one soon-to-be-sacked copy editor referred to the leaders of the free world) developed into something more than the boyish President had originally intended to pursue with the man he had wrongly assumed to be a stuffy relic.

    To be fair, such a reputation for stuffiness was further supported by his response to the actions of John Profumo, the Secretary of State for Health. Handsome, gifted and tipped for success, Profumo had had the very great pleasure to have been introduced to a young woman named Christine Keeler at a garden party at the Cliveden estate hosted by the Astors. The two immediately began an affair.

    Whilst it wasn’t exactly a crime for a man to boff the wrong tart, when said tart was also known to enjoy liaisons with a senior attache at the Soviet Embassy, questions began to be asked in Parliament. These had started first in the tea room, but soon working their way towards the Commons Chamber itself. Throughout 1962, press attention began to circulate the rumours of the love triangle, finally rousing the attention of the Home Office. As a tornado of sex and espionage ripped through Whitehall, Macmillan finally felt duty bound to act. Either through the direct intervention of the Prime Minister, or a crisis of conscience by the man himself, Profumo broke down at the Despatch Box on 22nd March 1963, taking full responsibility for his actions, thanking his priest for guidance, and announcing his resignation from both the Cabinet and as MP for Stratford-upon-Avon. It was a terribly undignified display but as a means to lance the boil it apparently worked – to the surprise of many, the Government comfortably held the seat in the subsequent by-election, with only a small swing to the Liberal Party. This, coupled with figures showing that economic growth had overtaken that of West Germany, made subsequent events all the more bizarre.

    With his foreign and domestic reputation at dizzying heights, the emerging rumours surrounding the Prime Minister were confusing and concerning. At first dismissed by all but the most shameless Fleet Street hacks as malevolent Whitehall scuttlebutt, matters escalated and around about Easter 1963 questions began even to be asked in the Commons about the Prime Minister’s regular absences from the House. His disposition when he was seen in public seemed distracted and unwell, and out of keeping with a man whose government was winning by-elections it had no business even doing respectably in. Rumours circulated of long nights, shouting matches with party grandees, and sheafs of handwritten notes being burnt as quickly as they were written.

    Britain’s usually easygoing premier at first resisted all calls to quash the increasingly alarmist rumours. But as the demands for action moved from his inner circle to his opponents to the front pages, Macmillan’s staunchly patrician nature gave way to political reality.

    After consulting with the Palace, the Magic Circle, and his physician, Macmillan took the near-unprecedented step of carrying out a televised address from inside Admiralty House (where he had been living and working since renovation of Downing Street began in 1962). His announcement would stun Whitehall and send out ripples still felt in British politics today.​
     
    Part IV
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    Harold Macmillan
    National Democratic
    1963-1968​

    At nine in the morning on Wednesday 17th April 1963, Harold Macmillan gave a live broadcast on both television channels, which was simultaneously carried by the Home and World Services. Everyone knew what he was going to say. After eight years in office, it was time to retire and hand over to someone younger. Reginald Maulding had already begun clearing his desk at the Foreign Office, safe in the knowledge that the Magic Circle were to recommend his appointment as the new Prime Minister and Leader of the Conservative Party.

    He was wrong on both counts, not least because the Conservative Party was about to cease to exist. To the United Kingdom, her Empire and the World, Harold Macmillan announced that – following high-level discussions with party grandees, the Chancellor and The Queen – the Conservative and Unionist Party would be dissolved and replaced by a new organisation aimed at formally representing the ‘broad base’ of Britain’s electorate.

    “The Conservative Party that emerged over a century ago,” the Prime Minister stated, “represented the ascendency of rational actors above the forces of reaction on one side and revolution on the other. Since then, it has merged with the Radical Liberalism of Joseph Chamberlain, and entered into formal concord with Unionists in Scotland and in Ulster. Now, it too must step aside for a new organisation that truly speaks for the millions of men and women emancipated by universal suffrage and the assistive state.”

    At a stroke, Britain had a new dominant political organisation, the National Democratic Party. It was perhaps the most calculated risk taken in British politics since David Lloyd George’s coup against Asquith. Macmillan was well aware that the decision would lead to outrage throughout the party, and not exclusively from the right. Maulding was said to be incandescent and reportedly took a toffee hammer to a small bust of Gladstone, whilst the former Home Secretary, Derick Heathcoat-Amory, penned a furious editorial in the Daily Telegraph, all but accusing the Prime Minister of “treason against the party of Churchill and of victory!” For one frantic morning, it appeared that Mac the Knife had managed to engineer a civil war from a standing start. Anthony Greenwood was reported to have sung in the bath. However, a man long absent from the daily grind of politics was on the prowl.

    “The Premier has made a fine and courageous decision that guarantees the future prosperity of these islands and secures a bulwark against socialism”, was how Churchill summarised the news in a televised interview at Chartwell. The eighty-eight year old was by now profoundly deaf and weakened by a succession of strokes, but had lost little of the fire for politics. Having previously been of the view that his successor in Downing Street was little more than a dilettante aristocrat, Churchill had warmed to Macmillan over the years, paying him quiet visits to Chequers as often as his health permitted. Some reports have even indicated that the decision to reform the Conservative Party came from Churchill personally, although the consensus from many historians is that the original idea came from an internal memorandum first circulated in 1946 by Rab Butler (by now ruminating in semi-exile on the Crossbenches as the Viscount Saffron Walden).

    With Churchill’s patronage, any reports of a serious threat to Macmillan’s position were rendered moot. Maulding soon recovered his sensibilities and backed off from resignation, and an attempted revolt led by the right-wing member for Haltemprice, Patrick Wall, failed miserably after only nine of his fellow backbenchers signed a letter calling for Macmillan to go. The final stumbling block to the Prime Minister remaining in office - his health - was also dismissed after receiving a second opinion from Harley Street. A quickly commissioned poll from Gallup showed that almost three-quarters of the electorate supported the establishment of ‘a new political party for the middle-classes.’

    Several weeks later (May Day, as it happened) at an extraordinary conference in Brighton, the Conservative and Unionist Party voted to abolish itself. It was succeeded immediately by the National Democratic Party and, the next day, the Executive Committee of the National Liberals formally approved their merger with the new organisation. On the final day of the conference, the Defence Secretary, Enoch Powell, provided the keynote address:

    “For all the torrents of speculation, the cartoons, the thumbnail sketches, it is not between persons that the people of Britain - if they understand aright their responsibility as electors - are called upon before long to decide. If that were all, it might not matter so much if they resigned themselves to the good-humoured cynicism which is all too common, and were ready to toss a coin or "let the other chaps have a chance now". The decision on the contrary is between two opposite ways of life, two utterly different kinds of society, two conflicting philosophies about the individual and hs place in the world around him. The difference between the alternatives presented is, as Housman once said of truth ard falsehood, greater than that between an icicle and a red-hot poker, but not so noticeable to the senses. We should not wake up on tomorrow to witness a Labour victory at the polls to find ourselves and thus resign ourselves to living in a complete socialist state. It is only by the force of anti-Socialism, which much constantly reinvent and reappraise itself, as Peel did, that we avoid the specter of revolution, however cowled in the robes of reform it may be.”
    The so-called ‘Line of the Centuries’ speech (Powell always hated that epigram, he always insisted that he had cited Virgil in the original Latin but it had been subsequently translated the reporters), would set the tone for the autumn’s election campaign. Voters turned out in the their droves (indeed, it was the highest turn-out since 1951 and returned the National Democrats with only a slightly decreased majority. Surprisingly, the Liberals held on to their slight resurgence, even taking a few seats in the West Country. Labour could make little headway, and a disappointing election night was capped by humiliation when Anthony Greenwood was defeated by three-hundred votes in Rossendale. He would be succeeded by his Deputy, Richard Crossman.

    The first major crisis for Britain’s first National Democratic government came from overseas. President Kennedy’s escalation of American activities in Indochina had placed considerable pressure on the Ministry of Defence to follow in the steps of their colleagues in the Pentagon. In November, Macmillan took to the despatch box to present a request for assistance that he had claimed to have received from the Government of South Vietnam. Some of the more observant members of the Labour frontbench may have noticed the odd word spent with a ‘z’ rather than an ‘s’, but any rumours that the requisition had originated from the American Embassy, rather than from President Ngo Dinh Diem, were soon put to rest. Despite protests from from the CND and opposition from the Labour left, the Government easily won the debate. On 1st December 1963, a single detachment of Royal Marine Commandos under the command of General Walter Walker arrived in Phan Thiết. They would not be alone for long.

    “Waive Britannia! Britannia Waives The Rules!” sang Flanders and Swann the following year on their tour of the United States. The ‘British Invasion’ meant two very different things depending on what side of the Pacific you happened to live on, but had had been genuinely appreciated in Washington. In May, Macmillan travelled to Ottawa to sign the ‘North Atlantic Trade and Security Pact’, a new initiative spearheaded by Secretary of State William Fulbright and Prime Minister Diefenbaker to increase co-operation between the three great English-speaking powers. Whilst Macmillan insisted that, in joining NATSP, Britain remained committed to engagement with the EEC, the Treaty of Ottawa confirmed that Britain had missed the bus in that respect. Although De Gaulle’s assassination in 1962 had removed the most obvious obstacle to Britain’s membership of the Treaty of Rome, the destinies of Europe and the United Kingdom paths had diverged. Simply put, there was not a good enough reason for Britain to look across La Manche.

    As the sixties continued, Britain boomed. Although commitments in Vietnam placed challenges on the Exchequer, NATSP and bilateral deals mitigated most of them. A particular coup took place in the Australian desert in 1966, when Blue Streak launched a small satellite named Oberon into the cosmos. Equipped with the latest surveillance equipment and carrying an Eagle and Lion motif, it heralded the start of the British Space Programme and a new era in Anglo-American relations. By the end of President Kennedy’s second term, ‘Mac’n’Jack’ had established themselves as the partnership the world needed to stand up against the Soviet Union. The power-struggle that had followed the ousting of Khrushchev had been long if bloodless, but Alexei Kosygin was not going to let the Revolution lag behind the two heralds of capitalism without a fight.

    By 1968, the shine was finally beginning to come off Edward Heath’s economic miracle. Although investment in factories and infrastructure had increased productivity, inflation had once again begun to creep up. Heath allowed himself to be moved aside in the spring and was replaced by Powell. The new Chancellor was a proponent of the new theories coming out of the University of Chicago and the London School of Economics and reacted accordingly, tightening control of the monetary policy and transferring control of supply to the Bank of England. However, proposals to decimalise the Pound Sterling had amounted to little, especially after Powell declared himself to be a resolute supporter of LSD (after some initial consternation, it soon transpired that he had been referring to librae, solidi and denarii).

    But for an ambush near Huế on 19th March 1968, public opinion on ‘Viet-Narm’ might not have become an election issue. Casualties had been low across the preceding twelve months, and non-student opposition had stabilised since the angry summer of ’67, when even Mancunian soap opera Rosamund Street had included a storyline about National Service (and landed the Director of Granada Television in front of a Select Committee). The Labour Party’s increasingly incoherent attempts to oppose the conflict without looking like they were about to add ‘-Crossmanite’ to Marxist-Leninist had little impact, in some quarters increasing support for the defence of South Vietnam.

    Sixty-four Royal Engineers, two-thirds of them National Servicemen, died that day. Spontaneous protests snowballed into two nights of rioting in London, Manchester and Liverpool (where a disproportionate number of mothers had received telegrams since 1963). Macmillan’s public response was typically both perfect and insufficient simultaneously – eschewing both emotion and politicking, his stoicism looked like stoniness when broadcasted into millions of homes in full colour. Fifty years ago, he had been a young British infantryman himself, and a wounded one too. But few seemed to remember that five decades on. And those who did, didn’t care.

    The election having already been called, the NDP went into ‘damage control’ mode. It was too late, and even cabinet members went increasingly off-script in the final week of the campaign. A poor set of economic figures on the eve of polling, coupled with England’s quarter-final defeat to Portugal in the European Championships, sealed the deal as the country went to the polls.

    The result was clear. The National Democratic Party had lost nearly sixty seats, whilst Labour had gained almost the same. Macmillan gave a brief statement on the results, before going to the Palace to tender his resignation as Prime Minister after over thirteen years in power, the longest continuous term of office since Lord Liverpool.

    The identity of his successor, however, raised eyebrows around Westminster.​
     
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    Part V
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    Harold Macmillan
    National Democratic and Labour
    1968-1973​

    “MACMILLAN SUCCEEDS MACMILLAN” screamed the front page of the Daily Mirror as the Prime Minister re-entered the door he had, just 72 hours earlier, apparently left for the last time. In a poetic show of what was to come, the new Deputy Prime Minister was blurred and all-but cropped out of the photographs taken in Downing Street that day. This may have been for the best – George Brown was, it is said, visibly ‘tired and emotional’, and not just from the wrenching experience of leading a schism in his own party.

    The Smith Square Statement is embedded in the British political lexicon in the same way as the Zinoviev Letter or the Hawarden Kite. On the morning of Monday 1st April 1968, Patrick Gordon Walker appeared on the steps outside Labour Party headquarters at Transport House, a stone’s throw from Westminster. George Brown was by his side, steadying himself.

    Walker spoke for little over a minute, but the words were unambiguous. The left-wing campaign that had been fought by Dick Crossman had been repudiated on the doorstep by many Labour activists, and it was of no help to them that it had been endorsed by a narrow plurality of the electorate (the Liberals, who had stood on an explicitly Monetarist Platform, had enjoyed their best result since 1931, electing 34 Members to the House). However, to the likes of Walker, Brown, Roy Jenkins and Merlyn Rees, it was a kowtow to Moscow. A sizable chunk of Labour MPs flanked the triumvirate as they set out an intention to formally take the NDP whip. A motion to instead sit as ‘British Labour’ and endorse the National Democrats through a supply and confidence motion had failed by one vote, a decision which would cost the grouping half a dozen MPs who, in words attributed to both Denis Healey and Harold Wilson, “could never join the Tories, whatever name they may be taking today”.

    The announcement caused uproar, not least in the rump Labour Party. Crossman – who had literally been drawing up his Cabinet as the news came through on the radio – insisted on the forty-eight defecting Labour MPs resigning their seats and standing for re-election, whilst the Morning Star openly accused them of ‘sedition against the state’, a matter that resulted in snorts elsewhere. However, Parliamentary Arithmetic was Parliamentary Arithmetic, and Macmillan once again headed to the Palace to kiss hands.

    His first priority, obviously, was Vietnam.

    Macmillan had grown increasingly distant from Jack Kennedy since the President’s second term started to groan under the weight of Indochina. The steady stream of coffins had become a torrent after Secretary Fulbright had announced his policy of ‘Americafication’ in 1965. The links between Saigon and Washington had become even closer during the mid-1960s, and some candidates in the forthcoming Presidential race had even proposed admitting South Vietnam to the Union as the 52nd State. The eventual Republican candidate had no such illusions.

    As George Wilcken Romney took the oath of office on Monday 20th January 1969, few would have expected him to have taken the steps he did to end the conflict in Vietnam. As Governor of Michigan, Romney had been the exemplar of moderate, establishment Republicanism, with his foreign policy experience basically absent on the campaign trail. Henry Cabot Lodge Jr., GOP Vice Presidential candidate for the second time, was widely expected to provide the diplomatic brains for the new tenant of the Oval Office. This confidence would be misplaced. Shortly after dawn on 15th March 1969, a single B-52 Stratofortress took off from Andersen Air Force Base in Guam. It would be a bad day to be a fisherman in Ha Long Bay.

    As the Chief Teleoperator in the Kremlin struggled to find the best approximation for Kosygin’s spontaneous outburst, the world held its breath. A naval stand-off off the shore of Cuba was one thing, but the the ‘Romney Reaction’ was quite another magnitude all together. In the end, however, there was little that could be done. The Soviet Union was too far away, whilst China – gripped by the Great Leap Backwards – had more domestic matters to attend to. The Vietnam War was not over but, as General Walter Walker stood awkwardly in the signing ceremony in Huế, it certainly seemed like it was.

    However, international communism was having more success elsewhere, within the quarrelling and feuding Labour Party. Richard Crossman had narrowly survived calls to step down following the actions of the Inglorious Fifty, but only at the cost of ceding further control of the party machinery to the left. At the post-election conference in Birmingham, the newly-elected chair of the Trades Union Congress, Hugh Scanlon, engineered a commitment to unilateral disarmament and “cooperation” with “friends and allies in the Soviet Bloc where they challenge American hegemony”. Whilst this was treated with uproar from many of the more moderate unions (some of whom walked out to form the non-affiliated but quietly pro-National Democratic ‘National Council of Workers’), it nevertheless placed Scanlon and his allies in a position of power within the party.

    Later that year, Crossman was further humiliated when the National Democratic Party chose to add ‘and Labour’ to their name. Whilst resulting in some grumbles from the right of the NDP and even a few resignations of the new NDLP whip, to the public it further cemented the perception of the government’s party, and Macmillan, as the dominant force in British politics. Clearly, drastic work was needed to return ‘the other Labour Party’ to power. In February 1969, Scanlon sensationally won the Bassetlaw by-election on a broad left ticket. In his victory address, he announced plans to ‘democratise’ the Labour Party, and said that he would challenge Crossman for the leadership if required. The Long March to Scarborough had begun.

    While Scanlon was moving slowly but surely in February 1969, Secretary of State for Development Reginald Maudling was moving very fast indeed. For Maudling, along with a hundred others, was on board the maiden flight of the Harmony supersonic passenger jet. The Anglo-American collaboration had been spearheaded by Maudling in Whitehall terms, with engineering carried out by BAC and Boeing. In Washington, the enthusiastic Secretary of Commerce, Stanislaw Ulam, became an unlikely ally of the project, getting it out of trouble on more than one occasion. The TSR-2, which had entered USAF service as the F-111 Camelot four years prior, formed an aesthetic basis for what all but the most French design critics quickly proclaimed the most beautiful aircraft of the jet age.

    For Maudling, the Mach 2 journey to Idlewild was a poetic microcosm of his changing fortunes. Once considered the next leader of his party, he had plummeted when Macmillan’s decision to create the NDP had left him out in the cold. Rumour had it that he would have been more forthcoming with support for his premier in those crucial first hours had he not been blind drunk. Harmony – like the Department for Development itself – was a sop to a man the public liked to see doing well because he reminded them of themselves. It was a very fancy bauble that certainly bore some importance but would not decide any great matter of state. Maudling appears to have realised this, and whatever peace he made with his dignified retirement-by-default, his drinking caught up with him when he died in a low-speed car accident in the autumn of 1971.

    A more sudden and dramatic end to a political career came when Enoch Powell, now considered to be the new heir apparent, resigned from the Cabinet in September 1971 over – of all things – a motorway. Plans to relieve pressure on the M6 north of Birmingham had been mooted for several years, and when Geoffrey Rippon took to the despatch box to announce the latest Transport Strategy, it was not seen as being the seeds of a major Cabinet split. Powell, however, was furious. The MP for Wolverhampton South West was incandescent at having only been informed of the route of the relief road in the local papers the following morning. In a furious speech to his Constituency Association, the Chancellor read out various pieces of correspondence he had received opposing the matter. One in particular, a letter from a man in Tettenhall Regis concerned about air and noise pollution, was noted in depth:

    “Here is a decent, ordinary fellow Englishman, who in broad daylight in my own town says to me, his Member of Parliament, that the countryside will not be worth living in for his children.”
    The outcome of ‘Rivers of Tarmacadam’ was unsurprising. An entirely nonplussed Macmillian accepted Powell’s resignation the next day, allegedly offering him a clear path to the leadership if it would change his mind. To avoid a schism with the Party Right, the Prime Minister replaced the Chancellor with an ideological ally, Sir Keith Joseph, but the resignation achieved little. The motorway extension went ahead, and to this day, motorists to the Midlands can still enjoy a Full Enoch Breakfast at the Traveller’s Grill.

    While an unashamed work of ‘great man’ history, this volume would not be complete without a note on the social transformations occurring in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Macmillan’s patrician charm and measured response to all great matters of state appealed to the war generations, but proved less appealing to the Angry Young Men (by now, Angry Middle-Aged Men) and the teenagers the gutter press loved to emphasise. Blocking the Opposition’s regular attempts to reduce the voting age to 18 bought the government time in this regard, but on wider social issues – particularly divorce and abortion rights – there were plenty of people in the NDLP’s gargantuan electoral coalition who wanted to see Something Done. Many of them happened to be women.

    Macmillan was mindful of the poorly-received stoicism that had almost ousted him in 1968. Energised by the now apparently invincible NDLP, in 1970 he shook up his internal team. Tabloid-stirred fears of a ‘Night of the Long Knives’ at cabinet level were unwarranted, but Macmillan shocked many old allies by bringing ‘media experts’ and even former television journalists into the Downing Street operation. More shocking was that two-thirds of these new ‘men of tomorrow’ were from the L of the NDLP. Operating as a Lincolnesque ‘team of rivals’, Bernard Donoughue et al crafted a strategy by which Macmillan could be led by his patrician instincts while maintaining the easy-going, hands-off image that continued to play well with the voting public. By lending soft government support to private members’ bills on divorce law and abortion, Macmillan began to shift the social fabric of Britain, one thread at a time.

    The televisual satirists still attempting to cling to relevance in a period of widespread satisfaction with the government may not have liked it, but the social reforms broadly succeeded in their aims, with some caveats. Capital punishment’s suspension came to an end in 1969, and was unexpectedly not renewed thanks to a divide on the NDLP benches and lower-than-expected Labour support. But the judiciary simply declined to issue any death sentences, with one exception that was overturned by the Home Secretary in 1971 – rightly so, as a retrial later exonerated the would-be victim. Private attempts to legalise sodomy fell flat, and with little public appetite for such a move, the expenditure of political capital on it was ruled out until ‘the next Parliament’.

    Approaching twenty years in office, Macmillan was increasingly tired. His false health scare in 1963 and the harm it did to his over-eager opponents gave his new rivals pause and arguably bought him at least eighteen months. However, by the end of 1972 he felt satisfied that to go now would be to do so on his own terms, and the growing issues in the Dominion of Nigeria looked like something it would be wise to leave in the hands of a younger man.

    As per the constitution of the National Democratic and Labour Party (agreed in 1965, amended in 1969), Macmillan sent a letter to Party Secretary Quintin Hogg to formally trigger a leadership contest. MPs were balloted in three rounds after a brief campaign of one week in February 1973, and an initially crowded field gave way to a clear winner.

    The candidates came from various walks of life and traditions, and represented the different strands Macmillan had brought together when he wove the NDLP across the preceding decade. Edward Heath was yesterday’s man in the public eye but still commanded the loyalty of a sizeable chunk of the NDLP’s parliamentary party. Christopher Soames was full of easy charm and anecdotes from his six-year tenure at the FO, and being Churchill’s son-in-law had never hurt anybody. His jovial appearance, however, led to quite unfair whispers of ‘lightweight’ dogging him until his withdrawal in the second round. Roy Jenkins was ambitious, well-spoken and the highest-ranking former Labour member of the NDLP in his capacity as Dominions Secretary, but surprised nobody when he won slightly fewer votes than the total number of ex-Labour MPs on the government benches.

    Bill Deedes, who had enjoyed a slow-and-steady rise through the cabinet ranks under Macmillan, had for several years been considered a ‘crown prince’. But his break with Macmillan on NATSP (by now pronounced ‘Natsper’ in common parlance) poisoned the relationship. Macmillan, ever the honourable gentleman, respected that he had no grounds to sack Deedes as Trade Secretary, but their closeness came to an end and Macmillan realised the NDLP could not afford too many men in high office who thought NATSP was not the best deal for the United Kingdom. Deedes’ objections may have publicly centred on textile standards, but in private he made clear to the PM that “we aren’t getting half as much out of all this as the Yanks”. Without the retiring PM’s backing, Deedes was dead in the water – a decade and a half as a sidekick had earned him as many enemies as it had resenters.

    The former chancellor, Enoch Powell, mounted a campaign from the backbenches but even himself admitted it was a quixotic gesture he was performing simply out of a sense of duty. It was his last brush with the frontline – in spite of offers to return to cabinet being recorded as late as 1980, he would remain a backbencher until his retirement at the 1991 election, after which he served for ten years as Master of Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge.

    All these men fell by the wayside as Macmillan’s chosen successor inevitably made his way to the finish line. A spirited tea-room session by Heath just before balloting saw his numbers climb to a respectable 167 votes, but the result was realistically never in doubt.

    The NDLP’s internal transition complete, the formal arrangements were made, and the now former leader of the National Democratic and Labour Party left Number 10 on a crisp March morning. After an unusually long session with his sovereign, Macmillan returned to the ministerial car and made his way to Chequers, where arrangements had been made for him to stay until his all belongings had left Downing Street. As the black Rover turned onto the Mall, a new political era was about to dawn.​
     
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