CCHQ, 0730 - 1200
Andy Coulson
We’d had some showers installed in the basement of CCHQ, and I definitely needed one. A blast of hot water over the skin ensured I was fully awake and feeling a lot better. Cleaner. When I got back to the battle room, I promptly asked after any news.
I learned that we’d held Bromley & Chislehurst and Arundel & South Downs, whilst the reds had held Dulwich & West Norwood and Hemsworth. None had been targets or genuinely at risk, but it was still a mild relief that the chaos into which the UKIP surge had plunged us hadn’t claimed any more victims. Truro & Falmouth had gone to a recount, which was a pleasant surprise. It was on the target board, but rather low down, and the Lib Dems had done fairly well tonight. Well, apart from Lembit, which still amused me. Then again, they were defending Manchester Withington against Labour and that also was going to a recount.
Two more Labour holds in safe seats as eight o’clock approached – Ealing Southall and Manchester Central. Then, just before the hour, two seats finished their recounts: St Albans and Brigg & Goole.
Anne Main had been defending a majority of a little over a thousand votes over Labour – notionally – in St Albans. Well, I say “notionally”, but apparently there had been only a miniscule change in the constituency. She’d been badly hit by the UKIP surge, I noted, but had held on by 138 votes – over the Lib Dems. She only had a smidgeon over 32% of the vote, but it was enough – just.
Brigg & Goole was a target against Labour, and we’d pulled it off – Conservative Gain. A clean 233 votes. By the standards of tonight, that was practically a safe seat …
We still had yet to hear any official words from Number 10. Apparently Brown had headed down in the last hour or so and called a meeting of his inner Cabinet, but still no intelligence had leaked out. The Dark Lord was running a tight ship, it seemed. There were some demonstrators on College Green holding placards for “Fair Votes”. Well, maybe they had a point, but Labour were hardly going to sacrifice a system which was seeing them head towards 300 seats with a shockingly low share of the vote, and those represented in this room were likely to be – well – fairly conservative about the entire matter.
More London seats were declared. Labour held Streatham, Hampstead & Kilburn, Vauxhall and Leyton & Wanstead. Ealing Central & Acton went to a recount. Lewisham East was another Labour hold and Watford, as expected, went to a recount. I was told that it was practically a four way dead heat and anyone could win the recount.
Talking about recounts, Swindon South was finally declared, and Labour had held on to it by 84 votes. Walsall South finished its recount and Labour held by 374 votes – but the interesting thing was that the second placed party was UKIP! I hadn’t thought Walsall likely to be a UKIP stronghold, and neither had Labour, I guess. I’d bet they were breathing a sigh of relief. We came out better after the York Outer recount – we’d snatched it from the Lib Dems by a margin of 170 votes. A flurry of recount declarations – Croydon Central went final with their count. Bloody Pelling had done just what we’d feared, and Labour had it by 200 votes. Well, it was notionally a Labour hold after the boundaries had been redrawn, but we’d been regarding it almost as a defence rather than a target and certainly Victoria Street would be looking on it as a bonus.
Jeez – another recount had completed: Dorset Mid & Poole North. This had barely made our target list against the Lib Dems, so we’d done well to push Annette Brooke as close as we had. And we’d only bloody taken it! 17,462 votes against 17,310, with UKIP third on 10,437. The hapless Labour guy had lost his deposit.
And then Northampton North finished as well. We’d nabbed that one as well, but it was definitely a four-way marginal next time. We’d got 10,433, Labour had dropped to 10,188, UKIP had pushed up to 9,010 and the Lib Dems were on 8,793. I had a look at the vote shares and whistled. You don’t win many seats with a vote share of just 25.9%, but that’s just what Michael Ellis had done.
Things were moving slower now – even with that flurry of recount declarations, that was only 13 seats in the past hour. Labour were inching closer to the 300 mark – they were now on 291, whilst we’d climbed to 232 (and probable safety for David, although I’d be a lot happier with 240 on the board), whilst the Lib Dems were becalmed on 45. Still over fifty seats to declare, mind you. I noted idly that the putative Lab/Lib coalition now had a majority.
David had returned from his nap and we (plus George and Steve) did some brainstorming (or, if Steve had his way “thought showering”. Just – why? It seemed to imply a more eco-friendly version of brainwashing to me, that phrase). We came out at ten, and David left to put our notion into motion. Whilst we were in there, Labour had held East Ham and West Ham, together with Lewisham West & Penge and Lewisham Deptford. We’d picked up Milton Keynes North from Labour and Cornwall South East from the Lib Dems. Another seven seats had finished their recounts:
Stevenage. Labour held by a piddly 83 votes. I’d had a good feeling about this one as well. Guess I wasn’t cut out for a job as a psychic then.
Cardiff North: Labour held by 378.
Bristol North West – Labour held by 337 votes, but it was now another four-way seat for the future. Fewer than 2,200 votes between first and fourth.
Hove – At last, another Conservative gain. The recount had put us 274 votes clear. We’d also come out trumps in the recount at Camborne & Redruth, by 237 votes over the Lib Dems. Yet another winner with a vote share in the twenties, though.
Sheffield Central – Labour held on by 414 votes over the Lib Dems, and in Brighton Kemptown we fell short by a mere 39 votes.
David made his short speech just outside, and was covered by all of the networks. He called upon Gordon Brown to accept the verdict of the electorate “We haven’t won, but it is indisputable that he has lost the mandate of the people of the United Kingdom. Regardless of whether or not his Party manages to trade its way to stay in power, he must accept that he is the problem and not the solution. We need a strong Government and I accept that there will be a period in which we politicians will need time to find out what is the most acceptable solution. I strongly suggest that he look within his own Cabinet for a replacement for the short term whilst we all seek the longer term solution in the interests of the Country”.
Perfect, I thought. There’s no way the paranoid lump will step down now.
Midday closed in on us with still nothing but silence from Number Ten. Labour holds in Walthamstow, Brent North and Poplar & Limehouse took them to the psychologically important milestone of 300 seats. Sarah Teather held on in Brent Central for the Lib Dems by the slender majority of 166 votes after a recount. That was their last good news of the morning, though – the recounts in Truro & Falmouth and Manchester Withington had gone against them – we picked up the former by 147 votes and Labour the latter by 177 votes. An a further blow – they’d come so close to pinching Bradford East from Labour but had fallen short by only 80 votes. Ealing Central & Acton finally declared and had been another nail-biter: Labour held onto it by 390 votes over us, but we were only 136 votes ahead of the Lib Dems in third place. Only 33 seats left to declare, and one of those wouldn’t be for another three weeks.
The midday scores were:
Labour: 304
Conservatives: 237
Liberal Democrats: 46
UKIP: 2
Green: 1
SNP: 6
Plaid Cymru: 3
IKHH: 1
DUP: 8
Sinn Fein: 4
SDLP: 3
Alliance: 1
Independent (Hermon): 1