The Death Collectors: Bond Films that Never Were

20. Double Cross (2002)
  • DOUBLE CROSS (2002)
    Pierce Brosnan IS James Bond

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    I don’t get it. Isn’t the car meant to be invisible?”
    No, just camouflaged.”
    (A discussion on the set of Double Cross, c. 2001)​

    Despite high expectations, the aftermath of The World is Not Enough’s release was defined by a sense of disappointment within EON. Fiercely confident that they had a “killer” concept regarding their twist for the main villain, and although praise was directed both towards the twist and its execution by Sophie Marceau (Elektra King) and Pierce Brosnan (James Bond), EON was nonetheless disappointed by the mixed critical reaction to the film, which even turned into vitriol at some of the less popular aspects. Unlike in the 80’s, where diminishing financial returns were very much a problem, The World is Not Enough had done brilliantly at the box office, but it was hard to escape the reviews which, among other aspects, kept up their criticism of the franchise starting to feel tired again despite the film only being Brosnan’s third outing. To make matters worse, the back to back successes of the Austin Powers parody films also invited some ridicule towards the more outlandish aspects of the Bond franchise. Suddenly, using a number of recurring plot elements or characters now seemed like a serious risk rather than an automatic choice.

    And the problems didn’t stop at EON. For one part, Brosnan himself was tired of two consecutive disappointments – including the nightmarish chaos of Tomorrow Never Dies -, and, perhaps crucially, he was also frustrated due to feeling that his character wasn’t given enough material and depth to work with. Some progress had been achieved in the last film, only for it to be squandered – so Brosnan thought – by questionable creative and casting choices, leaving a frustrated leading man to ask “where is the character?”. For another, MGM was right at the end of its battle against attempts by the unlikely duo of Kevin McClory and John Calley to start a rival Bond franchise with Sony, ending up in court and a settlement regarding a trade (Spiderman rights for whatever Calley claimed to possess) and pushing the next film back to 2002. Things came to a point in which even MGM pushed for something different, being on the record as wanting a product that could remain financially successful, whilst taking Bond into a darker, more plot driven fashion. For once, EON, Brosnan and the studio agreed with the basic premise of a Bond film, a feat not easy to achieve. The issue was now how to execute such a vision.

    With Bruce Feirstein not returning as part of the writing team, it fell to previous scriptwriters Neal Purvis and Robert Wade to come up with a vision for the “darker, grittier” Bond alongside main EON producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson. After a long series of talks – made complicated by an apparent lack of non-convoluted or outlandish plotlines – and despite the franchise’s persistence in not wanting to involve itself in politics, it was decided that North Korea’s totalitarian regime made for a credible adversary in the eve of the 21st Century. Then came the basic premise for the film: Bond being captured – even tortured - and having to deal with the consequences of such a process. Creativity flew as Purvis and Wade even toyed with the notion of centering the film solely around Bond attempting to flee North Korea and return home, only to be told it was simply too different a concept to work. In the end, they settled for an intrigue-based plot, in which a betrayed Bond would be forced to go rogue after his capture, trying to find those responsible whilst foiling a dangerous plot by a rogue North Korean colonel.

    A long list of alternatives was looked upon in terms of a director, leading to much disappointment when tentative options like John Woo and Tony Scott declined to participate. Negotiations with New Zealander Lee Tamahori – whom, it was felt, could give the film the necessary intensity – also fell through at the last moment. In the end, Michael Apted was asked to return for a second consecutive film, and despite MGM’s resistance the lack of viable alternatives – despite Brosnan allegedly pushing for more expensive options like Martin Scorsese – meant that Apted prevailed. With the director and storyline settled – though it was now Apted’s turn to provide his own thoughts on the production – it was now time for casting. Having initially flirted with the idea of having the main villain undergo some form of genetic therapy to change his aspect – mirroring the original literary character of Sir Hugo Drax – this concept was nixed as being “too outlandish”, forcing Apted to search a villain that could convincingly carry the film despite being absent for much of it. In the end, he settled for an arrangement similar to that of Goldeneye, with a group of four villains led by Will Yun Lee as North Korean Colonel Moon.

    Having decided on two Bond girls – one of them a traitor – the writers and Apted switched between the identity of the traitor as several auditions took place for both roles. In the end, and to Brosnan’s relief, established actress Halle Berry – who would win an Oscar during production – became main Bond girl Jinx, and newcomer Rosamund Pike (who, in spite of a lack of experience, impressed at her audition) became the traitorous Miranda Frost, nixing an earlier concept of introducing the literary character of Moonraker’s Gala Brand. Indeed, as development continued and casting took shape, much of the initial reliance on the novel Moonraker dropped out of focus. After securing a surprise cameo return for Michelle Yeoh (Tomorrow Never Dies’s Wai Lin), the cast was completed with Rick Yune and Toby Stephens as secondary villains, and Harvey Keitel and Emilio Echevarría in supporting roles. In the meantime, much was made of an attempt by EON to secure Madonna to sign the main theme for the film, a move that temporarily failed after some schedule conflicts. With the singer committing herself to the next film, composer David Arnold worked with Icelandic singer Björk to produce the successful main title song, itself heavily inspired by their earlier collaboration “Play Dead”.

    Filming took place across early 2002 in England, Iceland, Hawaii, Spain and Hong Kong, a grueling yet mostly efficient experience. Brosnan, having already developed a respect for Apted, was able to work efficiently with the director and push for some of his preferred creative choices, particularly pushing for portraying the consequences of Bond’s torture at the hands of the North Koreans. Berry was also felt to have instant chemistry with the leading actor, and quickly gained further prominence within the film as a result of her Oscar win. For their part, among the rest of the cast Pike was singled out for her performance despite her inexperience. On the less positive front, and despite the apparent commitment to a more serious, darker tone, there were still serious discussions regarding the high-tech aspects of the plot, some of its humor, and the climax of the film, pitting Apted against Purvis and Wade. Even late into production a series of plot points were changed, some due to creative battles – most of which Apted won – and others due to the fall-out of the September 11th attacks. After going through a long list of proposed titles – including Darker than the Sun and Parallel 38, “Double Cross” prevailed as a reference both to it being the 20th Bond film (“XX”) and the betrayal aspects of the plot.

    Double Cross’ pre-title sequence takes place in a North Korean military base, which James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) infiltrates to meet with the dangerous Colonel Tan-Sun Moon (Will Yun Lee) and his right-hand man Zao (Rick Yune), who are trading high-tech weapons for African conflict diamonds. Posing as an Afrikaner diamond smuggler, Bond is betrayed by an unknown source and his cover blown, forcing him to detonate a hidden explosive to attempt his escape. Leaving a scarred Zao behind, Colonel Moon pursues 007 in a violent hovercraft chase across a minefield, culminating on Moon falling off a cliff to his apparent death.

    Then captured, Bond is taken to Moon’s father General Moon (Kenneth Tsang). Fourteen long and grueling months of capture, interrogations and torture – including the use of scorpion venom - by the North Koreans ensue, portrayed through the main title sequence. Refusing ultimatum after ultimatum to give up the late Colonel’s “western contacts” (which Bond does not know and which the General blames for corrupting his son), 007 is suddenly brought to a bridge in the DMZ. He is then exchanged for Zao, recently captured by the West after turning into a terrorist, an arrangement forced on M (Judi Dench) by CIA Deputy Director Falco (Harvey Keitel), who believes Bond was leaking information from his prison. Taken to a ship in Hong Kong harbor, a disheveled 007 has a tense meeting with M, who impressed onto Bond that “the world has changed” during his captivity. After taking him off active service, Bond stages his escape from the ship and, after an encounter with Hong Kong’s criminal underground, he seeks out his former ally Wai Lin (Michelle Yeoh).

    As he recovers from his wounds, and knowing Zao’s terrorist exploits are embarrassing Beijing, Bond secures the necessary support – despite Wai Lin’s misgivings – to fly to Cuba in search of the terrorist, having promised to the Chinese to take him out. In Havana, Bond reawakens MI6 agent Raúl (Emilio Echeverría) to help him out, and upon chasing Zao to a mysterious island clinic (in which he is meant to undergo plastic surgery), Bond meets, sleeps and eventually spars with the daring CIA agent Giacinta “Jinx” Johnson (Halle Berry). Eventually, both realize the other’s allegiances and the fact that they both have Zao as a target, leading to a three-way fight with the terrorist and his men in the clinic’s glass elevators. The terrorist is able to escape, leaving Bond with few answers. Disobeying orders, but willing to believe some of his claims, Jinx lets the British agent go. With Raúl’s help, Bond realizes Zao’s next target is the MI6 HQ, and he flies back to London. Although reluctant, Bond is able to prevail on young agent Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike) to help him stop Zao, disrupting his infiltration and surprise assault on MI6. Forced into a hostage situation with Zao holding a gun to M’s head, 007 coldly shoots her boss in the shoulder to get to the terrorist, killing him instantly.

    With help from Q (John Cleese), Bond is able to prove that Zao was able to strike with highly advanced weaponry and with inside help, confirming his theory of a traitor within MI6. Despite M’s profound misgivings, she reinstates him to go after Zao’s new superior and find the mole. Linking the weapons to the boastful businessman and millionaire Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens), whose company Solaris produces weapons for Western nations, Bond and Pike are invited to a demonstration in Graves’ Ice Palace in Iceland, and start investigating him. Finding Jinx there as well, Bond – who makes a point of provoking the highly competitive Graves at every turn - has to carefully balance Frost- whom he seduces – with the CIA agent, whom he also starts suspecting of being the actual mole. Choosing to trust Frost, Bond is captured alongside Jinx as is mortified to realize her MI6 colleague has been the traitor all along. Brought to Graves’ presence, the businessman reveals himself a convenient cover for a grievously scarred Colonel Moon, revealed to have survived his previous encounter with Bond.

    Having planned for years a complex web of diamonds and weapon smuggling, Moon intends to use his western-built arsenal to bypass the DMZ and invade South Korea and Japan, turning North Korea into a new world superpower. His efforts almost derailed by Bond, he has taken pleasure in attempting to ruin his career and destroy MI6 with Frost’s help. Botching up his instructions to kill Bond on account of his competitiveness, Graves is outsmarted and forced into a car chase across the Ice Palace, in which Jinx and Bond successfully overpower and kill the billionaire. Both agents then go against Frost and Moon respectively, battling them individually. Initially overpowered, Jinx turns the tables on Frost in a knife fight and is able to kill her. For his part, after detonating some of Moon’s weapons and causing the palace to start collapsing, Bond and Moon have a violent sword match to the death, in which the agent narrowly prevails. 007 and Jinx escape the Ice Palace shortly before it crashes into the sea.

    Now formally cleared by M and Falco of any suspicion, we see Bond sometime later in an undetermined location, making a visit to General Moon and informing him of his son’s conspiracy. A privately heartbroken General expresses his disappointment, and thanks Bond by providing him with an antidote to the scorpion venom and ruling out a desire for revenge. Now set to close the case by delivering a cache of Moon’s diamonds to their superiors, Bond and Jinx postpone the task and share a romantic moment in a Japanese indoor beach resort.

    Double Cross premiered on November 2002 to great commercial success despite strong competition at the box office, rapidly surpassing its two predecessors and competing with GoldenEye as Brosnan’s most profitable Bond film thus far. Fearing potential disaster after a number of lukewarm test screenings, Apted and EON breathed a sigh of relief when critics were immediately complimentary of several aspects of the film, even if they stopped short of pronouncing it an unqualified success. While Björk’s main theme immediately gained popularity, critics praised Brosnan portrayal of a post-torture Bond, the turn towards a grittier take on the franchise – if still overtly reliant on CGI and filled with referential nods -, the film’s concept, and most of the performances, with Pike and Yune being singled out for praise. Criticism focused on the long running time, the at times uneven tone – particularly the placement of the film’s humor -, certain characters feeling wasted or underused (including Colonel Moon, and Wai Lin’s cameo). For her part, Halle Berry gained instant popularity within EON and particularly with Barbara Broccoli, rapidly securing a place in ambitious upcoming plans for the future of the franchise. Fan reception to the character was more mixed, ranging from those who praised her chemistry with Brosnan to those who felt that, despite her talents, the character of Jinx as written was not particularly noteworthy.

    In any case, Brosnan was reasonably satisfied with a finished product for the first time since GoldenEye, and both EON and MGM were rewarded enough with the grittier approach – which, it must be said, was still perceived as insufficient after the stellar success of The Bourne Identity – to warrant going further with it. Indeed, the next three years were to be particularly intense times for the Bond franchise. After two decades since the film’s release, it is generally agreed among critics (not necessarily among fans) that Double Cross ranks second or third as the best Brosnan outing, depending on how one compares it to GoldenEye. Highlights of the film include the pre-title sequence, Bond’s torture via the main title sequence, Brosnan and Pike’s performances, the attack on the MI6 HQ, and Wai Lin’s scenes with Bond.

    Author’s Notes: This isn’t Die Another Day but good in so far as it is “what if DAD had committed to a single concept?”. A common criticism of the film is that it feels somewhat “schizophrenic” between its two halves, a first half based around intrigue and a second which is more camp. It can be debated that either an entirely campy film or an entirely serious one could make good films, but their uneven, botched combination helps turn DAD into what we know today. I chose to go with the grittier tone to justify the next two entries (all on the same universe), but there’s probably a successful camp DAD to be written there by someone else. And though I wouldn’t blame any single person for DAD’s mistakes, it does seem that MGM/EON did want a more serious tone, and director Tamahori may not have been the ideal man for the part. Removing him causes additional butterflies as he brought Michael Madsen (Falco) and Halle Berry (Jinx) in among others, but I kept some of what he introduced or some of those he hired. “Double Cross” is not a grand film, but it loses Madonna, Icarus, the invisible car, some of the CGI, and so on. There’s few details on what an alternate plot might have looked like, so I combined concepts, expanded on others, and generally toned down the reliance on the Moonraker plotline.​

    THE DEATH COLLECTORS will return in
    “DIE ANOTHER DAY”
     
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    21. Die Another Day (2004)
  • DIE ANOTHER DAY (2004)
    Halle Berry IS Jinx Johnson


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    “INTERVIEWER: What are some famous roles you have turned down?
    BERRY: Well, I was almost Catwoman once, if you can believe it. Sometimes I wonder how that would have turned out.”
    (An interview with Halle Berry, 2018)

    [Continuation of the “JINXVERSE”,
    see “DOUBLE CROSS” for background]​

    Firmly in control over the James Bond franchise following the relative success of the three films already released since the death of longtime producer Cubby Broccoli, his heir Barbara Broccoli had dreams for the franchise. Some of these involved the prospect of a new actor to replace Pierce Brosnan, whose contract had been up since The World is Not Enough and renewed for Double Cross without a firm commitment to a fifth outing. Others involved even bolder concepts, including the idea of a “spin-off” film to broaden the franchise and breathe new air into it after its successful 40th Anniversary. In Broccoli’s mind, such a spin-off would necessarily require an important change of direction, tone and concept, to avoid falling into predictable territory. This, in turn, meant placing a woman front and center, a female counterpart for Bond that could carry a film – and perhaps more – without it feeling derivative. Quite a challenge, and one Broccoli and her husband and co-producer Michael G. Wilson had already toyed with after thinking of Michelle Yeoh’s Wai Lin – Tomorrow Never Dies’ Bond girl – as the perfect protagonist for the proposed spin-off.

    It was not to be. Despite the character’s favorable reception from critics and, apparently, by the fan base, and a reappearance in Double Cross which was also well-received – if criticized for its brevity -, the concept fell through due to various reasons. However, Double Cross had unexpectedly presented Broccoli with a new opportunity, as Halle Berry’s Jinx character had suitably impressed EON and the actress had seen her stock notably rise after an Academy Award win in the middle of production. Many critics were subsequently positive about her performance alongside Brosnan as a “competent” ally for the secret agent, though it became hard to avoid the impression she had been overshadowed by other characters in the film. Ultimately, it was Broccoli and Wilson who mattered, and soon they were fully on board with the notion of launching the first Bond spin-off by focusing it on Jinx. Berry, for her part, was enthusiastic about the concept when first approached, clearing the very first hurdle. Now the hard part began. While the producers set to the task of convincing MGM to commit to the project, Double Cross screenwriters Purvis and Wade were hired to pen a script.

    To Broccoli and Wilson’s surprise, MGM was in. However, their preference seemed to be geared towards a younger Bond in its beginnings, potentially as a TV series. Subsequent talks pushed MGM chief Chris McGurk to support EON’s view, as long as agreement could be reached on the budget. Whereas Broccoli and Wilson wanted an $80 million film, a bit more than half of Double Cross’ budget, MGM was both cash strapped and unsure whether the spin-off merited such an investment against the risks of losing money. A series of corporate briefings, skirmishes and presentations ensued, pitting those who pointed to the financial – but not critical - success of the Tomb Raider films as proof that a female-led action film could succeed; to those who not only questioned whether it would, but also whether the Jinx character merited EON’s faith. A well-received series of drafts by Purvis and Wade – who consciously gave the film a grittier feel, building up on Double Cross – helped assuage the latter concerns, but the former remained.

    In the end, Broccoli had to settle for a lower budget, but managed to get the seal of approval to film in late 2003 and release the film in the winter of 2004. Perhaps ironically, MGM even expressed its interest on future spin-offs becoming what was described as a “Winter Olympics” Bond, released in the off years without a main 007 film on the big screen. With MGM depending on the financial resources associated with Bond – a key financial lifeline -, the proposal to expand the franchise appeared to solve some of their immediate problems, even as some executives felt McGurk and others were getting ahead of themselves. In any case, Broccoli and Wilson moved ahead and made the surprise decision to hire British director Stephen Frears. Frears, while the subject of recent critical acclaim, was very much not an action director, which appeared to signal the commitment to a more “thriller” look for the film.

    Now with a director at the helm, the film moved into the rewriting process for the script as Frears got involved with Purvis and Wade, and the creative team had to be careful for their work not to disrupt some of the concepts already being thrown around for the next “main” Bond film. The basic tenet of the film became established early on, that being that the film would be an origin story for Jinx rather than a follow-up to the events of Double Cross. A number of concepts were then thrown around, all based around the notion of an edgy, “Euro-thriller”-style adventure, with the humor – and its amount – remaining a point of contention until late in the production. Not wanting to go bigger than the usual Bond adventures whilst, at the same time, not losing a sense of the stakes, Purvis and Wade eventually settled for borrowing from the headlines despite the film being set in the 90’s, making use of terrorism and nerve gas as key elements of the plot. After going through a series of options, Die Another Day, one of alternatives for Double Cross, was chosen as the film’s title.

    Casting followed, with only Berry and Harvey Keitel returning from the last Bond film. Aside from Miranda Richardson and an increasingly notorious Javier Bardem – who, coincidentally, would also gain an Oscar nomination while filming -, Frears brought a number of character actors and/or lesser known names on board during the casting process, including Thomas Kretschmann, Karl Urban and Hakeem Kae-Kazim to round up the cast. Unlike the “normal” Bond adventures, the cast avoided the known structure in terms of Bond girls – in this case men -, villains and allies, one of many instances in which the formula would be ditched for the spin-off adventure. And, with David Arnold returning as the film’s composer, the previously unsuccessful attempt to get Madonna to sing the main theme worked this time against the protests of the studio – mostly due to budgetary concerns -, resulting in the singer re-working an unreleased song into the theme “Die Another Day”. The film’s difficult production took place during late 2003 in the United States, Spain, France and Morocco, an odd contrast between the positive atmosphere on set and the bitter infighting pitting MGM against Frears and EON, the studio being increasingly critical of the director and further slashing the budget down to $60 million.

    Die Another Day, for the first time in the EON Bond films, does not open with a gunbarrel or pre-title sequence, going straight ahead to its title song by Madonna. The film opens in El Salvador, during the 1980’s, at a gated community that houses the local US embassy staff. As young teenager Giacinta “Jinx” Johnson returns home from school, her parents – both embassy personnel – and other bystanders are killed in an explosion at the community. After the funeral, and while trying to access a mysterious, secret room in the remains of her house, Jinx meets CIA agent Damian Falco (Harvey Keitel), who is attempting to retrieve a number of sensitive documents that belonged to her parents. Sensing an opportunity to avenge them, Jinx tries to persuade Falco to let her help. The agent rebuffs her, until Jinx showcases her observation skills - and successfully impresses him. Falco then offers her entry into what he describes as a “special school”.

    Ten years later (with the remaining part of the film set in the 90’s), an adult Jinx (Halle Berry) lives in New York City and is an analyst at the RAND Corporation. Highly suspicious of European businesswoman Veronica Bellochio (Miranda Richardson), who seeks RAND support to build a major weapons industrial complex in Tangiers, Jinx is disbelieved by her colleagues on her claims that Bellochio and her business empire may have the required materials to produce large quantities of nerve gas. Failing to persuade RAND not to fund Bellochio, Jinx approaches Falco – now a high ranking CIA officer - for support in her efforts to investigate the businesswoman. Falco refuses to help unless she does a job for him: MI6 and the CIA have jointly picked up on a lead regarding Trigger, a dangerous terrorist group. Javier (Javier Bardem), a journalist, is set to buy tapes from a contact within the group that contain valuable information, which the CIA wants to acquire at all costs.

    Jinx is to travel to Barcelona and work alongside MI6 and CIA operatives Fairbanks (Simon McBurney) and Banning (Karl Urban), replacing Javier for the sale and acquire the tape while the agents stage a raid. Once there, she seduces Javier and, after drugging him, meets as scheduled with Trigger operative Banaadir (Hakeem Kae-Kazim). The operation, however, appears to be compromised, and the Trigger operatives have placed an ambush. In the subsequent gunfight Fairbanks is killed, Banning goes missing, and Jinx narrowly avoids death thanks to Javier, who – the drugging having been botched – followed her to the meeting. Once on his flat, and while annoyed, he expresses his fascination with the whole situation, and offers to help Jinx provided he can get a story out of it. Contacting Falco via a secure line, the CIA officer advises her to move into a safe house in Paris, and wait for reinforcements.

    Traveling to Paris with Javier, they are surprised when Trigger assassins Sol (Michaël Youn) and Morant (Romain Duris) show up at the designated location. Managing to turn the tables on the assassins and to have Sol plunge to his death as Morant escapes, Jinx realizes there is a mole within the CIA, who may well be Falco himself. Amidst her confusion, she decides to take matters into her own hands, and alongside Javier they pursue leads on Trigger all the way to Morocco. In Tangiers, Jinx traces and battles Morant again, killing him after a complex shoot-up in a Moroccan tannery. Following her leads further, she is then reunited with Banning, who survived the Trigger ambush and who is convinced Falco is in league with them. While suspicious, Jinx plays along, leaving Javier behind so she and the CIA agent investigate what could be a Trigger warehouse. When the building is revealed to be part of the new Bellochio Industries complex, with Banaadir and his men present, Jinx pieces’ things together and realizes Bellochio is supplying Trigger with weapons, and, potentially, with nerve gas as well.

    Banning, revealing himself as the Trigger mole, knocks her out and takes Jinx to Veronica Bellochio’s presence. Praising her instincts yet mocking her naiveté, Bellochio reveals her corrupt, greedy nature, having planned for Trigger to stage an attack in an airport with nerve gas so she could subsequently sell appropriate countermeasures to panicked governments. Set to be executed by Banning, she overpowers him with a hidden weapon and reveals that, having decided to trust Falco instead of him, she chose to alert her mentor. A team of Navy Seals and CIA operatives storm the Bellochio Industries complex, crushing the Trigger operatives and killing Banaadir in the process. Jinx is able to overpower Banning and prevent him from evacuating the nerve gas despite receiving serious wounds, subsequently killing the mole when he decides to taunt her again. Falco arrests Bellochio, who is told she is to disappear within the confines of Guantanamo.

    A few weeks later, having recovered from her wounds at a resort in Monaco alongside Javier, Jinx is visited by Falco, who congratulates her on a job well done. Offered a job in the CIA as an agent, she accepts. After a temporary goodbye to Javier, Jinx is seen riding her motorcycle towards the sunset, in what is heavily implied to be her next, and first official mission.

    Die Another Day premiered on November 2004 and, despite a lackluster opening weekend – which almost caused a panic at MGM – started to pick up steam, going on to become a respectable (if not dramatic) financial success rather than the loss many feared. Contrary to some expectations, audiences appeared to think Berry was compelling enough on her own right as leading woman, despite anecdotal complaints – or, on the opposite cases, praise – that her solo film was at the same time too different and too derivative of a typical Bond film. This seemingly paradoxical reaction then extended to the fan base, many of which questioned whether Jinx as a character – regardless of Berry’s efforts – was worth a series of spin-off films. And then it went to the critics, a majority of which praised the tone, the humor, some of the performances – Keitel and Berry being singled out – and the franchise’s newfound willingness to experiment, while at the same time criticizing the plot, the short runtime, and, among other aspects, even the film’s title song.

    Ultimately, there appeared to be very little resembling a consensus when the dust settled, ranging from those who praised Die Another Day as a ground-breaking, edgy adventure (with an African-American lead, no less) to those who dismissed the film not only as a step down from any of Brosnan’s adventures, but also as an unnecessary addition to the franchise. This same lack of consensus did not exclude studio politics, as MGM – who seemed increasingly in danger of having to be sold due to their financial struggles – cited evidence of recent sequels to female-centric action films underperforming to postpone talk of any sequels; all while Barbara Broccoli strongly pushed the line she had been vindicated in her decision to, as it was later quoted, “fight the franchise’s past misogyny”. For the time being, all efforts at EON would be devoted to the next Bond adventure, with an actual decision on a sequel to Die Another Day being postponed until 2006. Berry, while displeased with some aspects of the production and the constant struggle with MGM, felt reasonably pleased. At the very least, her standing did not appear to be diminished by the film, and her thus far successful career went on.

    Less than twenty years after its release, Die Another Day remains a polarizing film. Whereas it’s been argued that it’s not exactly as a case of “love it or hated”, there are firm established camps – particularly within Bond fans – as to whether the film is worth it and a necessary jolt for a franchise that appeared stale before the millennium, and those who maintain – even in light of the future Jinx films – that it is an ultimately forgettable entry into the franchise. The one area in which there is consensus is that it must rank as the middle film of the Jinx trilogy, equidistant to the reviled second entry and the surprisingly solid – and unexpectedly late – third entry. Highlights of the film include Jinx’s relationship with Falco, her seduction of Javier, the separate fights against Sol and Morant, and some of the final scenes pitting Jinx against Benning and Bellochio.

    Author’s Notes: The Jinx spin-off, made possible in this universe due to Double Cross (alt-DAD, previous entry) being far better received. This posed a remarkable challenge as it’s been said the script was excellent and gritty, but what’s been leaked recently probably doesn’t even cover the first act. Thus, by the point in which Jinx enters Barcelona I’m forced to make up most of the whole thing with only a handful of details. Thus, I’ve switched some things around from the leaks, chose most of the new names as easter eggs (from a novel and an unfilmed Bond script treatment), and so forth. I’m not a creative person by nature, so bear with me and consider the “plot” more or less a placeholder made better by its execution rather than its content. I really can’t judge whether a Jinx film would have been successful or not, but I do think it might have been divisive unless it had been as good as OTL Casino Royale. And that is an enormously high bar. Also, we don’t know what the film would have been called – Jinx is just dull -, so I reused the DAD title. I think it somehow works. Finally, this butterflies away Catwoman (2004), to the unmistakable benefit of Halle Berry’s career.​

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    22. Casino Royale (2005)
  • CASINO ROYALE (2005)
    Pierce Brosnan IS James Bond

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    “BOND: You know (pauses) the North Koreans were better than you at this.”
    LE CHIFFRE: Defiant to the end, I see.”
    (Casino Royale shooting script, 2004)

    [Continuation and end of the “JINXVERSE”,
    see “DOUBLE CROSS” and
    “DIE ANOTHER DAY” for background]​

    Pierce Brosnan was in high spirits following the release of Double Cross and its mostly favorable reaction by audiences and critics, an apparent sign that, even while having to fend off fierce competition from new franchises (Bourne) and damaging spoofs (Austin Powers), there was still vitality in the franchise and in his interpretation of the iconic role. For him, it wasn’t a question of whether he’d do a fifth Bond film, even if his original contract had been up and then renegotiated for Double Cross. To his shock, he almost wasn’t brought back at all.

    It’s not that EON disliked him, or that producers Broccoli and Wilson didn’t think highly of him. Not for nothing they’d worked together since 1994, back from a time in which it was nowhere near certain that 007 would arise from the grave of the Cold War. On the other hand, it was undeniable that they had already started to think of his replacement. Why this started early remains a matter of speculation and a source of much tabloid gossip in early 2003, but nothing clear came out of EON. To some it was a simple matter of money, with a fifth Brosnan outing demanding yet another raise on his salary that would place enormous strain on the budget. For others it was his age, having recently turned 50 at a time in which many could still remember Roger Moore staying on for quite a bit longer than he probably should have. And then there were others who thought it was a creative dilemma, based on the supposed desire of the producers – particularly Broccoli – to start again with a “blank slate”, essentially rebooting the franchise itself for the first time in forty years. Whatever the case, negotiations started to drag on for a while, a state of affairs that rattled the leading actor.

    Although unconfirmed, it’s generally believed by insiders that MGM may have come to Brosnan’s rescue. Despite a marked unwillingness to raise Brosnan’s salary, the studio remained in deep financial trouble – with talk of its potential sale to either Warner Bros. or Sony – and relied on Bond as its lifeline for survival. This was one of the factors which pushed the studio into greenlighting the first Jinx spin-off Die Another Day, and which also pushed the studio into fearing the results of replacing an actor who, despite other flaws in the franchise, had more or less consolidated himself as 007 in the minds of audiences. Indeed, a popular internet rumor – strongly pushed by those in the fan base more critical of the Jinx movies – goes as far as suggesting that MGM played off EON and Brosnan against each other, using Die Another Day as a bargaining chip to sway EON into allowing Brosnan one final film, and the threat of his replacement to get the actor and his agent to reduce their own demands for the renegotiation of his contract. In any case, and whatever the truth, it took until early 2004 for confirmation to arrive: Brosnan was to star in his fifth and likely final adventure as James Bond.

    Having acquired the rights to Casino Royale from Sony after their abortive attempt at a rival Bond franchise back in the late 1990’s, EON had a unique opportunity to use Fleming-original material for the first time in decades. Despite suggestions that the novel might work best for a future film introducing a new actor into the role, the general lack of workable ideas and/or pitches for the final Brosnan adventure – most of which were said to have entered science fiction territory – made it perhaps inevitable that the novel would become the basis for the next film. Free – if exhausted – from their work on Die Another Day, scriptwriters Purvis and Wade took a stab at it, trying to salvage as much as they could while trying to find the correct angle. Having already pushed the envelope a bit after having Bond undergo torture on his last adventure, they concluded the best way to give the film meaning was to involve the secret agent in a meaningful relationship, a department in which Brosnan – save for his complex relationship with Electra King – had not been able to distinguish himself. For his part, the actor was all-in in wanting an edgier and grittier script.

    Toning down some of the high-tech aspects of previous adventures, the focus was taken into international terrorism, replacing the novel’s outdated use of the Soviet SMERSH. And while the script remained in development, the race to find a proper director started as well. When potential choices Matthew Vaughn and Roger Michell were either vetoed or turned down the offer, EON finally decided to ask GoldenEye’s director Martin Campbell to return. Campbell had already said no regarding previous Brosnan outings, but, ultimately, the prospect of a grittier adventure and the concept of giving the Bond he brought into the world closure in terms of his character arc enthused him. Finally signed on to direct, Campbell was nonetheless to have a difficult relationship with Purvis and Wade, disliking several aspects of the script – famously arguing it even lacked a third act – and being placed under increasing pressure due to MGM not been able to spare a larger budget and needed the movie to come out in late 2005. It was to be a remarkable challenge for the New Zealander filmmaker.

    Retaining the supporting cast inherited from Double Cross, as well as an unexpectedly late entry by Halle Berry to reprise the Jinx Johnson role – replacing what might have been the reintroduction of Felix Leiter -, Campbell soon realized his major challenge was to cast Bond girl Vesper Lynd and main villain Le Chiffre. Ultimately, he reasoned, much of the film would depend on finding a Vesper that could hold her own against Bond, and a Le Chiffre that could be menacing without descending into a caricature of a villain. A long parade of actresses auditioned for the role, and others still – including rising Hollywood stars – were pushed by MGM in the hopes of additional publicity. Allegedly, actresses Olivia Wilde and Eva Green almost secured the role before ruling themselves out due to different reasons. In the end, it was Canadian actress Rachel McAdams who won out, alongside German actor Ulrich Matthes as Le Chiffre. Completing the cast were Sophie Ellis Bextor, Giancarlo Giannini, Jasper Christiansen and Eamonn Walker in various roles.

    Wanting a different theme song for the film that built on the success of Bjork’s Double Cross rather than return to the more mainstream sound of Tomorrow Never Dies and The World is Not Enough, composer David Arnold ended up working with famed English rock band Radiohead. Having decided early on that “Casino Royale” would not work as a title, they ended up producing the critically acclaimed – if a bit too dark for audiences - “Red and Black”. With pre-production finished, Casino Royale was filmed between late 2004 and early 2005 in England, South Africa, Italy, and the United Arab Emirates, a grueling and prolonged shooting process which yielded one of the longest films in the franchise, 5 minutes longer than Double Cross. All things considered, Brosnan was said to have worked well with McAdams, though the actress would constituently – if tactfully – complain the Vesper role still felt underwritten and somewhat wasted. Campbell would attempt to make further script corrections as filming went on, but having a firm deadline, he was forced to stick with some aspects he wasn’t fully comfortable with.

    Casino Royale’s pre-title sequence takes place in the streets of Mogadishu, Madagascar, where James Bond (Pierce Brosnan) is chasing terrorist bomb-maker Mollaka (Sammi Rotibi). Having chased Mollaka into an embassy, Bond is unable to prevent the bomb-maker from blowing himself up to avoid capture, causing an international incident and resulting in a fierce dressing down by MI6 chief M (Judi Dench).

    In Uganda, African warlord Colonel Obanno (Eamonn Walker) holds a meeting with the mysterious Le Chiffre (Ulrich Matthes), a banker from a criminal syndicate that handles finances for international terrorists. With Le Chiffre’s superior Mr. Gettler (Jasper Christiansen) guaranteeing the reliability of his syndicate, Obanno is persuaded to deliver $100 million dollars for an investment to be handled by Le Chiffre. In the meantime, and with help from an informant, Bond follows the late Mollaka’s trail to Greek terrorist Dimitros (Simon Abkarian), who appears to be in possession of high-explosives crafted by Mollaka. Bond successfully seduces Dimitros’ mistreated wife Solange (Sophie Ellis Bextor), and learns that Dimitros is part of a terrorist plot by Le Chiffre to play the stock market by staging the hijack of a cruise ship. After helping Solange kill her husband by stuffing a rare fish down his throat, Bond successfully disrupts the hijack at the last moment, costing Le Chiffre the entire $100 million investment and leaving the banker at the mercy of both Obanno and his employers.

    Desperate to recover his losses, Le Chiffre organizes a high-stakes poker tournament in Dubai, atop the magnificent Burj Al Arab. Hoping to force Le Chiffre to seek asylum by defeating him, M has Bond enter the tournament under the supervision of Treasury Agent Vesper Lynd (Rachel McAdams), and the assistance of gambling expert and MI6 contact René Mathis (Giancarlo Giannini). Despite some acerbic verbal combat, Bond and Vesper take an immediate liking to each other, and start to grow close as the tournament begins despite the unexpected presence of CIA agent Jinx Johnson (Halle Berry) as one of the players. Having discovered Le Chiffre’s loss of his money, a furious Colonel Obanno shows up in Dubai and tries to assassinate him, only to be dispatched by Bond – and a rattled Vesper – due to needing the banker alive. Initially overconfident, 007 is stunned to lose against Le Chiffre, and when Vesper refuses to authorize a buy-in – putting a temporary strain on their relationship – Jinx agrees to withdraw and stake Bond in return for American custody of Le Chiffre.

    Poisoned by Le Chiffre’s lover Valenka (Ivana Milicevic) on the eve of the final game session, Bond narrowly avoids death with the remote assistance of Q (John Cleese) and Moneypenny (Samantha Bond). 007 subsequently defeats the banker, but Le Chiffre traps him by kidnapping Vesper and then subjecting him to torture. Increasingly frantic on his attempts to get Bond to give up the tournament’s winnings, a desperate Le Chiffre is stunned by the sudden reappearance of Mr. Gettler, who kills him and Valenka for their unreliability. Bond is spared, and spends some time in hospital recovering alongside Vesper. Le Chiffre’s mysterious first victory over Bond is explained as the result of an inside betrayal, with Matthis being arrested as the main suspect. As the secret agent’s relationship with Vesper deepens, he decides to retire from MI6, and the couple takes off to Venice. Despite their apparent happiness, Vesper appears to be unstable at moments, and when Bond suddenly realizes the winnings have not been deposited to MI6, he realizes it is she who has betrayed him.

    Racing into the hotel in which they both reside, Bond sees Mr. Gettler leaving the premises, and rushes into Vesper’s room. She finds her dead atop their bed, having taken a cyanide pill and leaving a filmed confession set up in the TV. In it, she confesses to be a double agent for Gettler’s crime syndicate, having been forced to betray MI6 to save her lover, whom Gettler threatened to kill. Unable to live with herself, she decided to commit suicide. An enraged, betrayed Bond chases after Gettler and finds him at a covert meeting within a horse race, which he disrupts. A chase ensues and brings both men into a building which, sabotaged by Bond, starts to rapidly sink into the ocean. Taunting Bond with the knowledge of Vesper’s betrayal, Gettler loses his struggle against the agent and drowns.

    After swimming to safety, Bond contacts M, denouncing Vesper as a traitor and seeing to it that Matthis – framed by her – is released. Heartbroken, all he can say when M inquires about Vesper is: “It’s over. The bitch is dead.”

    Casino Royale premiered on November 2005 amidst significant expectations, and the warnings of certain critics that delivering the third film in the franchise in four years might expose it to the risk of exhaustion. It was not to be. Although turned off to an extent by the gloomy ending – which, disliked by test audiences, had to be bitterly defended by Campbell before it was allowed to stay -, audiences seem to respond strongly to the bulk of the film, as well as with the decision to showcase a grittier, more vulnerable Bond than previously depicted. Critics were also unusually complimentary, arguing that Casino Royale proved the franchise was “capable of maturing”. All in all, critical praise was consistently directed at Brosnan, Matthes and Christiansen for their respective performances, the action sequences, the emotional arc of the film, its title song, and the sense of closure when compared to other Brosnan adventures. Criticism focused on the odd pacing of the film, the seemingly unrelated nature of much of the first act, the Vesper character – usually praising McAdams’ performance while attacking the script – and even the Jinx cameo, which some described as “tacked on”.

    Despite these weaknesses, Casino Royale was a certified hit, rapidly overcoming its predecessors and becoming one of the highest grossing films of the franchise, a much needed financial relief to MGM (which, nonetheless, only prolonged the inevitable). Pleased with the results of his last two adventures, and feeling his interpretation of Bond could yet sustain one final act to bring the character out of his dejected state by the end of the movie, Brosnan was disappointed when, a few months into 2006, he was told in no uncertain terms his tenure was over. Ultimately, Broccoli and Wilson wanted a fresh start, a decision reinforced by the disastrous results of the Jinx sequel To Die For (2007). Though the break-up was perceived to be on amicable terms, Brosnan would remain frustrated over the decision, a factor which may have led to his surprise return alongside Halle Berry in the unexpectedly successful spin-off Blood and Thunder (2017).

    A decade and a half after its release, Casino Royale remains a high point in the franchise, though not a perfect result in all senses. It is consistently ranked first in terms of Brosnan’s five outing, despite a minority preferring GoldenEye over it due to its less pessimistic tone. Highlights of the film include the Madagascar chase in the pre-title sequence, Bond’s poisoning and torture sequences, Vesper’s death, and the general banter between Vesper and Bond in their initial scenes together.

    Author’s Notes: If one could transplant Brosnan into the OTL Casino Royale and change as little as possible I have little doubt it would be a hell of a film, but of course it doesn’t work like that. Even this entry keeps a lot that could have also been different, as a different director than Campbell would have resulted in an unrecognizable film. Ultimately, this Casino Royale is a triumph in its own universe out of comparison to its predecessors, though significantly inferior to the OTL we know. Casino Royale was first written with Brosnan in mind, but it’s not certain that much of the alternate details or plots we know came from those early versions. Allegedly, Matthes – you may know him better as Goebbels in Der Untergang – almost got the Le Chiffre role, and Mikkelsen was sort of an accidental casting. I have no idea if McAdams was just rumored for the part or actually auditioned, but I’ve used most of the likely alt-Vespers already, so I picked her. As for the Radiohead song, picture “Man of War” and “Spectre” combined.​

    THE DEATH COLLECTORS will return in
    “DR. NO”
     
    23. Dr. No (1962)
  • DR. NO (1962)
    Cary Grant IS James Bond

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    I’m not doing another one of these. (Pauses) Why not?
    They got me fighting a giant squid, for chrissakes!

    (A telephone conversation between
    Cary Grant and his agent, c. 1962)​

    In many ways, that Albert Broccoli and Harry Saltzman ever met was something of an accident, a curious – if ultimately unfortunate - quirk of fate. Broccoli had long wanted to buy the film rights to James Bond, going as far as attempting to acquire the rights of Casino Royale from the widow of their last owner. Saltzman had actually bought option rights to most of the novels a few months ago, but time was fast running out without anyone who’d back the project and give it sufficient buoyancy. That both men found each other was said to be the work of their mutual friend and writer Wolf Mankowitz, and after some intense talks – and a good deal of bluffing – neither man relented on their respective opening position. At the final moment, they decided to work together on producing them, and set upon the task of finding studio backing. Both men toured London and Hollywood with remarkable persistence, only to get the door slammed on their face several times. Much as the books sold well, the studios wanted nothing to do with them. They were alternatively too British, too sadistic, and even too sexual.

    Close to exhausting their options, they exploited personal connections to get Columbia Pictures to take a serious look at their offer. Despite some initial confusion – the executives allegedly confused Ian Fleming with a series of different writers -, Columbia finally decided to take on a gamble. In June of 1961 they announced that they would greenlight the Bond project, but with a limited budget. Taking it as a win, Saltzman and Broccoli immediately created their own companies in order to produce: Danjaq and EON, and set upon the task of deciding on their first project. Not having the rights to Casino Royale, they had their initial scriptwriter – and female trailblazer - Johanna Harwood work on adapting Thunderball. As this fell apart due to rights issues and an eventual trial, Goldfinger came next. Once Columbia made it clear they did not have the budget for it, they ultimately settled on Dr. No. While controversial, the novel’s limited locations made the potential shoot all the easier and cheaper. Following Harwood’s first draft, a straightforward adaptation of the novel, Broccoli and Saltzman then asked their friend Mankowitz – working alongside Richard Maibaum – to deliver another take on the project.

    As Mankowitz and Maibaum wrote as fast as humanly possible to meet their deadlines, two key decisions had to be made: hiring a director, and just as crucial, casting James Bond. Oddly enough, one of those decisions led to the other. Having been discouraged from hiring American director Phil Karlson due to his high directorial fee, the producers then circled around countless British alternatives, going through options like Guy Hamilton and Terence Young and being disappointed at the lack of interest in taking on Dr. No. Thus they found their leading man before the director. Although many at Columbia and EON expected a long debate regarding whether it was preferable to have a younger actor to “mold” into Bond, or a more established veteran, this was rendered moot the moment Cary Grant showed interest in the role. Having triumphed in the spy thriller North by Northwest, and being well acquainted with Broccoli – Grant had been best man at his wedding – he also happened to like the Fleming books, and was therefore willing to be cast.

    An enthusiastic Columbia Pictures – sensing box office gold – promised to raise the budget should Grant be hired, the only stumbling block being his reluctance to accept Broccoli and Saltzman’s insistence on a three-picture contract. Both parties negotiated for a while, until the producers finally accepted that, already aged 58, Grant might grow too old for playing the role for a long period of time. Ultimately, the promise of a higher budget proved too attractive, and Grant was signed on for two appearances as Bond. Having thus gained the money to upgrade the picture from extremely low budget into a more “respectable” affair, Broccoli and Saltzman were then able to go back to Karlson and pay his fee. They now had a director and an established star. To their frustration, the script then became a problem. Mankowitz and Maibaum had delivered a new script, tossing out Harwood’s efforts and most of the novel itself in order to follow a story of their own, replacing Dr. No with their own villain and – in an act that infuriated both producers – pursuing some rather unorthodox creative choices.

    The producers would have told them to start again from scratch, were it not for the fact that being beholden to Columbia meant they could not do as they liked. And to their remarkable bad luck, some of the executives at the studio actually liked the Mankowitz-Maibaum angle, remarking that the novel needed to be made more “exotic” to catch the attention of audiences. Saltzman and Broccoli won the battle of getting the bulk of Harwood’s script back on board, but they lost the war over the overall concept of the film. It would not be a spy film particularly grounded on reality, and not even Grant and Fleming’s later protests could change that fact. Keen to turn the tables on Columbia, the EON team moved into casting the other roles, and planned for a coup by offering the main villain role to Max von Sydow – who chose to take another offer – and then to Noël Coward, who also dismissed the film. In despair, the producers were saved by Fleming himself, who suggested his cousin for the role. And since that relative of his just happened to be Christopher Lee, who had gained notoriety for Dracula (1958), they signed him up on the spot.

    By December 1961 most of Dr. No’s cast had been assembled. Besides Grant and Lee, Eunice Gayson, Martine Beswick and Talitha Pol were all brought on board on various female supporting roles, and accomplished character actors like Kenneth More, Anthony Dawson and John Kitzmiller entered the fray as Bond’s allies and/or foes. But the female heroine continued to evade them until just a few days before shooting began, dozens of actresses and models being paraded before Broccoli, Saltzman and director Karlson and then dismissed by various reasons. Then Broccoli suggested Swedish model and actress Anita Ekberg, whom he had worked with in the past. Ekberg – already famous from La Dolce Vita – dazzled the creative team, who felt they had certain “sex appeal” in their hands. The movie then immediately started shooting in January 1962 all the way into April, alternatively filming in Jamaica, and at Pinewood Studios in England.

    Despite their best efforts, it was a difficult experience for all those involved, over extending the deadline for three weeks and going significantly over budget due to the special effects involved in the climax. Grant was cavalier enough despite the harsh demands on the role, but depended heavily on a stunt double due to the physical demands involving the second half of the film. He was, however, not without apprehension and frustration at some aspects of the script, which he felt also went too far. Other scenes could only be filmed after extensive debate and consultation with Columbia, including the planned cold-blooded killing of Mr. Dent by Bond which had to be changed into self-defense, intense debates over humor in the film – which had to be toned down so it wouldn’t “lose its edge” -, and Broccoli and Saltzman’s attempts to shift the villain back into the Harwood version. Lee, a consummate professional, impressed many with his commitment, but he himself was said to feel “ridiculous” with the character he was saddled with. In the end, production pushed through. As a final concession to Columbia, the originally planned theme for the film – an instrumental one – was replaced late into the process with an original song by Mel Tormé.

    After opening credits and the main theme by Tormé, Dr. No opens up in Kingston (Jamaica), where MI6 Station Chief Strangways (Michael Goodliffe) and his secretary are brutally murdered by three assassins (credited as the “Three Blind Mice”). In London, MI6 agent James Bond (Cary Grant) is acquainted with socialite Sylvia Trench (Martine Beswick) at a game of baccarat, and after she introduces herself in his apartment they spend the night together. Summoned to meet M (Kenneth More), head of MI6, by his secretary Loelia Ponsonby (Eunice Gayson), Bond is informed of Strangways’ sudden disappearance, and is tasked with investigating the matter. After another encounter with Sylvia Trench, 007 flies to Jamaica.

    Landing in Kingston, Bond starts his search by reaching out to Quarrel (John Kitzmiller), a local boatman who was helping Strangways travel across the neighboring small islands. Learning that the missing agent was investigating a certain Dr. No, the mysterious owner of Crab Key, Bond starts to suspect Strangways might have been murdered. 007’s actions – and his rough methods – soon attract the attention of Mr. Dent (Anthony Dawson), Dr. No’s main contact in Kingston. Told by the faceless No to disrupt Bond’s efforts, Dent attempts to do so by introducing himself and trying to lead the investigation in the wrong direction. Unfortunately for him, Dent’s increasingly frantic efforts prove a failure as Bond proves equally smarter and more ruthless than he expected. He then resorts to murder, setting the Three Blind Mice against Bond in a car chase in which the operatives meet a fiery death. Dent follows up by having his associate Miss Taro (Talitha Pol) seduce the agent, only for Bond to turn the tables and have her arrested.

    Under intense pressure – and threats – by No’s voice, Dent finally ambushes Bond and shoots him, only to realize the agent has set up a trap. 007 then kills his enemy in self-defense. Convinced No is at the bottom of the matter, Bond has Quarrel take him all the way to Crab Key, where they meet shell diver Honey Rider (Anita Ekberg). Surprised by armed guards, the three attempt an escape, only for Quarrel to meet a horrible death after being burned to death by No’s “dragon” (a sand buggy equipped with flamethrower. Bond and Ryder are captured by the island’s natives, who bring them to a shrine which honors “No”, revealed to be the monkey god of Crab Key. Once the natives summon their god, the couple is introduced to the eccentric criminal scientist Professor Buchwald (Christopher Lee), a Fu-Manchu-style character armed with metal hands. Buchwald, as it happens, carries with him the capuchin monkey Lee Ying, having convinced the natives that the monkey is No in order to gain their loyalty and establish a base of operations without being bothered.

    Bond and Ryder are subsequently brought there to dine with Buchwald, the professor revealing himself as an agent of the SPECTRE secret organization. By manipulating Buchwald’s ego, Bond is able to get him to reveal his nefarious plan to blow up the Panama Canal using a nuclear-powered weapon he’s spent his life designing. Confessing to ordering Strangways’ death and impressed with Bond’s physical prowess, Buchwald forces him to go through a tortuous obstacle course to save Ryder, who’s been chained and left to be eaten alive by crabs. Despite experiencing immense pain, 007 successfully overcomes all of Buchwald’s obstacles and traps that culminate on a giant squid. After killing the squid and releasing Ryder, both sabotage the power source to Buchwald’s weapon, causing an overload. As the SPECTRE operatives flee the area, Buchwald takes on Bond and initially overpowers him, only to fall to his death in the boiling reactor pool.

    Escaping on the “dragon” with Buchwald’s monkey pet, Bond and Ryder survive the explosion and hand over the monkey to the natives. In return, the natives hand over one of the SPECTRE boats, which they both use to sail towards Jamaica. The movie ends as Bond and Ryder share a passionate kiss. Highlights of the film include the Three Blind Mice car chase, Bond’s confrontation with Dent, Honey Rider and Buchwald’s introductions, and the Buchwald obstacle course sequence.

    Dr. No premiered in the United Kingdom first in November 1962, and it was immediately torn to pieces by the critics, who seemed to criticize the film from different yet devastating angles. Many took issue with the violence and the sexual overtones of the film, comparing it with the highly controversial Peeping Tom (1960) – which had destroyed the career of director Michael Powell - and dismissing it as “entertainment of the most immoral kind”. Others felt the plot and its execution was ridiculous, if not outright offensive given the depiction of Buchwald as a “cheap Fu-Manchu clone” and the portrayal of the Crab Key natives. And yet others felt Grant was just too old to be believable in a role with such physical involvement, and/or dismissed Ekberg’s Ryder as little more than an “seductive air-head”. Audiences weren’t particularly enthused, strong opening numbers slowly dying off as word of mouth spread and some even reportedly laughed at a number of sequences meant to be serious.

    Thus condemned on its initial release, Columbia faced the daunting challenge of having to present the film in the United States, and/or cutting their losses at great financial expense. They chose the latter, leading them to want to kick themselves once the severely under-promoted film actually started doing better than in Britain, audiences seemingly more willing to buy into the whole concept and experience. However, reviews were only slightly less harsh, with many speaking of a “cinematic disaster”. The scant praise offered for the film often went to some of the action sequences and, in some cases, for Christopher Lee, with it being argued he had saved an already cartoonish character from descending entirely into unintentional parody. Grant subsequently made it very clear he did not want to play the character once again, and Columbia raced to wash their hands from the whole affair. The dreams of a franchise suddenly collapsed as Dr. No, while actually profitable, was written off by many as cinematic poison, if not either boring or immoral.

    Saltzman and Broccoli would try again a final time by recasting Bond and attempting to improve on earlier mistakes in From Russia, With Love, with equally disappointing results despite the significantly higher quality of the film. Breaking off their partnership, both men had the solace that other planned adaptations of Bond novels – in this case, Casino Royale (1964) and Thunderball (1968) – didn’t attract audiences either, or didn’t do well enough to justify sequels. The film rights were sold shortly after Ian Fleming’s untimely death, and with James Bond having been played by four different men – in three rival would-be franchises – in six years left little room for the character to establish itself within the public consciousness as anything other than a British spy with interchangeable traits and settings. And once Jean-Paul Belmondo shot into international stardom as Hubert Bonisseur in the OSS 117 films, Bond was soon forgotten.

    During the 1990’s and early 2000’s, Dr. No underwent a limited measure of cinematic rehabilitation, with some critics arguing the movie, while flawed, was nowhere near the disaster it was pronounced during its time. While still very dismissive of a number of elements, it was argued Grant’s performance was far more nuanced and effective than once believed, and that even Ekberg acquitted herself well with a degree of magnetism that went overlooked. Praise regarding Lee continued, even if the actor himself always denounced the film and his role as something best forgotten. More recently, Dr. No has also been held as an example of prejudices in early 1960’s Hollywood, it being argued that the Buchwald character could be construed as offensive, and the portrayal of the Crab Key inhabitants and the Jamaican characters – other than Quarrel – should be considered outright racist. Still, the film is obscure enough that such arguments only come forward between movie aficionados.

    Author’s Notes: I struggled for a while on whether Dr. No was worth exploring, until it suddenly dawned on me the question: what if it had been a disaster? Thus the original pod has Columbia Pictures and not United Artists distributing the film, ensuring butterflies fly all over the place. Their more “hands-on” approach ensures the survival of the bizarre Mankowitz pitch, Grant agrees to do it and the producers lower their demands, and so on. There is still something of a “spy-craze” due to Belmondo and OSS 117 – it occurred to me as a fun gag, it’s not meant to be a realistic outcome -, but more French-inspired and nowhere near close Bondmania. That aside, this should be our antepenultimate entry. After the coming entry – yet another take on GoldenEye – we will have the big finale.​

    THE DEATH COLLECTORS will return in
    “GOLDENEYE”
     
    24. GoldenEye (1994)
  • GOLDENEYE (1994)
    Timothy Dalton IS James Bond

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    PUSHKIN: I thought the Cold War was over.
    BOND: You tell me, Leonid.”

    (GoldenEye shooting script, 1993)

    John? What’s with the doves?
    Oh, they’re symbolic.
    Yes, I… I get that. But symbolic of what exactly?”

    (Alan Rickman to John Woo, 1994)

    [Prequel to the “PUREFOYVERSE”,
    see “TOMORROW NEVER DIES” for future events]​

    The nightmare was finally over. Or so they believed at EON Productions, having gone through one of the most hellish periods they’d ever experienced since the company’s foundation back in 1961. After an almost uninterrupted streak of releasing Bond films one after the other, this time they’d been forced to wait for four years without being able to make a firm start on a project, all while the world changed in sudden, unexpected and positively stunning ways. The release of Licence Revoked (1989) had been unsuccessful and, amidst heavy competition at the box office, it had done about as badly as possible in the vital US market. Then, Italian financier Giancarlo Parretti had taken over MGM/UA and tried to strip and sell its assets, forcing EON to sue Parretti and take him to court over a prolonged battle over film rights. Having gone as far as having prepared treatments and scripts for Bond 17 – which to many at EON were headed in the right direction -, all preparations for a third Dalton film had to be postponed, if not outright shelved. And with Albert R. Broccoli’s health steadily decaying, EON would soon lose its most important person.

    But, as some said, it was always darkest before the dawn, and 1992 proved a karmic, if stressful retribution of sorts. Parretti’s antics and outrageous behaviour had caught up with him, leading to the collapse of his fortune and empire. The lawsuits had reached a successful end, and MGM had been seized back from Parreti by Crédit Lyonnais, resulting in new management. Frank Mancuso had been installed as the new MGM/UA chairman, and he had rapidly brought in John Calley – already involved in the previous Bondian rival Never Say Never Again – to preside over UA. Both men liked Bond and thought of it as a fond part of their memories, and despite all the naysaying about the character and its seemingly bleak future in the post-Cold War period, they wanted the secret agent back on the big screen. Talks ensued between MGM/UA and EON, and by early 1993 not only could the Broccolis announce to the world that Bond 17 had started development, they had also hired writer Michael France to prepare a script after the latter lobbied hard for the job.

    There was, however, a twin stumbling block. On one side, Timothy Dalton – whose contract had long since expired – was reluctant to return for a long period of time to the role, being at best willing to commit to one film. On the other hand, and perhaps most distressing, MGM was said not to want him back. In the middle stood the Broccolis, all of whom – Cubby, Barbara and Michael Wilson – had developed a rapport with Dalton and very much wanted him back. Having reached a compromise deal after long conversations, the first hurdle was cleared: Dalton would do it, and would commit to a single sequel should his third film prove successful. The second was tougher, with Mancuso and Calley emphatically stating they thought of Dalton as close to box office poison as far as Bond was concerned. The deadlock was only broken during a particularly tense meeting, when despite his ailments Cubby Broccoli hit the table with his fist and declared that Dalton was James Bond. MGM finally relented, but not cheaply. The budget for the next film was cut, and EON was very clearly warned the film had to get out as soon as humanly possible.

    Thus pressured to deliver on time, and having confirmed Dalton’s return to the press amidst a muted – if not outright dismissive – public response, EON set to work. France had travelled to Russia to conduct extensive research and returned with an action-packed script, one that MGM didn’t particularly like, but one that could not be entirely rewritten – as some executives intended – without delaying the film for months. Hiring fellow writer Bruce Feirstein for a number of last minute rewrites, and despite some noteworthy additions, the final script would strongly resemble France’s planned vision of the film, which involved reaffirming Bond’s relevance in a world filled with former agents and weapons of mass destruction still flying around. Next on the list of challenges was finding the right director, and after a promising false start with Martin Campbell – who eventually turned down the movie – they were forced to think outside the box. An increasingly large list of directors turned it down, until EON stumbled upon a recent arrival into Hollywood: Hongkonger John Woo, famed for his elaborate action sequences and fresh from a box office hit – though very much not a critical darling – with Jean-Claude Van Damme.

    Woo was flattered by the unexpected offer, but came close to rejecting the offer out of the sheer pressure associated with a Bond film – and particularly a pivotal one such as this -. That he took on the role is often attributed to his frustration at studio intervention since his arrival, perhaps reasoning that a clear-cut success might give him the necessary clout to gain autonomy in his future projects. Whatever the case, Woo signed onto the project, once again to the media’s derision towards the project. With the script basically ready, circling around post-Soviet Russia and titled “GoldenEye” after Ian Fleming’s famous Jamaica estate, intensive casting began as Barbara Broccoli took centre stage. For the villain, an elderly and treacherous former MI6 agent, EON very much wanted Anthony Hopkins for the part, reportedly asking him no less than three times to take on the role. Hopkins refused, but kept his options open for the future. They then moved to Alan Rickman, who, while increasingly tired of playing villainous roles, respected Dalton and figured the experience might be worth a try. Lacking a main heroine until almost the final moment, it was finally decided that, despite her extreme youth, Czech model and actress Eva Herzigová would play computer prodigy Marina Veronskaya. The wide array of villains was filled with actors of significant calibre, including Gottfried John, Tchéky Karyo and Famke Janssen, and Robbie Coltrane was signed on for a supporting role. Although the producers made a successful effort to get John Rhys-Davies to return as General Pushkin, a planned attempt to bring back David Hedison as Felix Leiter fell through as the character would lack an effective role.

    Despite Dalton’s return, only Desmond Llewellyn of the MI6 cast would be back with him, with Caroline Bliss (Moneypenny) and Robert Brown (M) being let go. For the former, the character would be replaced with novel character Loelia Ponsonby, played by little known actress Elizabeth Hurley. For the latter, a last minute suggestion by Feirstein led to the then controversial recasting of the M role with a female actress. Having been turned down by Glenda Jackson – who was highly critical and dismissive of the Bond franchise -, Calley saved the day by suggesting Judi Dench, who jumped at the opportunity. Another key piece was assembled when composer John Barry chose to return once again, working alongside Swedish band Ace of Base for the film’s title song “The GoldenEye”. Filming took place across six months during early 1994, a highly intense process which took Woo and the film crew to England, Russia, France and Puerto Rico, and which placed intense demands on the $50 million budget due to the large number of action sequences involved.

    Despite being outwardly in high spirits, it was a grueling and tough experience for Dalton, and each complex action shoot spearheaded by Woo convinced him more and more this had to be his retirement film. He was, however, complimentary of the script, a sentiment shared by part of the cast but not necessarily by MGM, who started to fear disaster. The successful release of Arnold Schwazenegger’s True Lies a few weeks after filming ended only seemed to accentuate these fears, that GoldenEye would not be enough to resuscitate the franchise and might even look outdated on its release.

    GoldenEye’s pre-title sequence takes place in Kazakhstan, before the end of the Cold War, with James Bond (Timothy Dalton) and agents 003 and 005 trying to rescue fellow and veteran operative Augustus Trevelyan (Alan Rickman), also known as 006, from capture by the Russians. Under orders to either save or kill 006, Bond hesitates to snipe him at the last moment, allowing Trevelyan to reveal the whole thing as a ruse and spring a trap on his former colleagues. Trevelyan murders 003 and 005 in cold blood, and Bond barely escapes alive.

    In the present time – after a title sequence depicting the fall of the Soviet Union – Bond disrupts an attempted attack against a high-speed train in France, defeating and killing terrorist operative Emil (Andrew Divoff) within a tunnel. In a series of brief sequences, we see a number of Russian characters across the west being brutally murdered by Savatier (Tchéky Karyo), a mute assassin. Meanwhile, at Severnaya, Russia, a disguised control station for the high-tech satellite GoldenEye – capable of firing a massive EMP – is sabotaged, allowing Trevelyan, prestigious scientist Alexei Makvenio (Gottfried John), and pilot and assassin Xenia Labyakova (Famke Janssen) to murder the personnel, take over the GoldenEye, and fire it on Severnaya, destroying evidence of the theft. Unbeknownst to them, computer programmer Marina Veronskaya (Eva Herzigová) survives the weapon strike, and successfully escapes the burned remnants of the facility. At the MI6 HQ, new secretary Loelia Ponsonby (Elizabeth Hurley) informs Bond that the new M demands his presence for an urgent briefing.

    Alongside Chief of Staff Tanner (Michael Kitchen) and Q (Desmond Llewellyn), M (Judi Dench) – whose distaste for Bond is made clear -, it’s revealed MI6 has picked up on one of the murders committed by Savatier, that of a Russian scientist rumored to have worked on GoldenEye. Although the satellite being just a rumor, the Severnaya accident seems to confirm its existence – despite strident Russian denials – and M tasks Bond with investigating the matter. Trevelyan’s associates, the Janus Criminal Syndicate, meet at his lavish manor outside Moscow, and upon being briefed of the failed attack on the train 006 realizes he’s up against Bond. Flying to Moscow, Bond works alongside local MI6 contact Valentin Romaly (Robbie Coltrane), who takes him to a diplomatic reception in which 007 unsuccessfully tries to interrogate his old acquaintance General Pushkin (John Rhys-Davies), head of the KGB, about GoldenEye and Severnaya. Leaving the reception, Bond is later intercepted at a steaming bath by Xenia, who informs him the files for GoldenEye are hidden at the KGB archives. Although Bond suspects a trap – and it is one laid by Trevelyan – he resolves to infiltrate the building.

    Bond successfully enters the building, evades a series of traps and escapes the building with a number of documents on GoldenEye, not before his presence is discovered by Pushkin. The resulting backlash, carefully prepared by 006 to pit Russia and England against each other, leads to a furious M having to declare Bond a rogue agent to prevent further escalation. Suspecting a conspiracy, Bond persuades Romily to let him investigate Dr. Makvenio, seemingly the only survivor of the original team behind GoldenEye. Bond and Marina – who, seeing Makvenio as her mentor, is unaware of his treachery – separately infiltrate a military facility in Kazakhstan, where Makvenio is to destroy a number of decommissioned nuclear weapons under UN supervision. Reaching out to him, Marina is betrayed and left to die in the explosion, only for Bond to kill the scientist and save her at the last moment. Both are captured by the KGB and brought to a safe house – the same in which Trevelyan staged his betrayal -, for interrogation by Pushkin. Before the General can arrive, Trevelyan, Savatier and a team of assassins storm the facility and murder the officers, allowing 006 to have a personal talk with Bond.

    Following an angry personal confrontation, 007 distracts Trevelyan and makes a daring escape alongside Marina, escaping from a saw-wielding helicopter whilst driving across a dangerous frozen lake. Despite Marina’s distrust, she finally resolves to work with Bond to stop Trevelyan and the weapon. Arriving shortly after, Pushkin is forced to order an all-out manhunt to stop Bond. Taking a train to St. Petersburg, 007 reaches out to Romaly again for help evading the Russians, and uses data taken from Makvenio to steal a valuable data disk from a Janus-aligned bank. An increasingly irate Trevelyan orders Xenia and Savatier to find the couple. When the KGB intercepts Bond and his allies, 007 is brought to Pushkin’s presence while the escaping Romaly and Marina are chased by Trevelyan’s subordinates. Pleading with Pushkin to listen, Bond makes a sudden escape and the General prevents his men from shooting the agent down, having decided to trust him. Romaly is killed by Savatier trying to protect Marina, and Bond arrives in time to take on Xenia. After a brutal fight – in which Xenia attempts to use her pressure point tactics – Marina develops the courage to shoot her before she can kill 007.

    Having escaped Savatier, and after analyzing the data, they conclude Trevelyan’s control room for the weapon is on the Caribbean island of St. Latrelle. While NATO unsuccessfully tries to find and shoot down the GoldenEye, the couple fly into the island and, despite being shot down by Janus helicopters, they infiltrate the enormous satellite dish from the jungle. While Marina sabotages the weapon, Bond is captured and brought to Trevelyan’s presence, where the former MI6 agent reveals his plans to fire the GoldenEye on New York City after committing unprecedented electronic financial theft. Once Marina is also captured, Bond detonates an explosion, wreaking havoc while Trevelyan’s technicians are unable to stop the GoldenEye from being targeted towards the facility. The electromagnetic pulse kills Savatier right as he’s about to best Bond, and in a subsequent final struggle atop the battered dish 007 is able to take his revenge by pushing Trevelyan to his death.

    With all communications to St. Latrelle destroyed by the GoldenEye – which subsequently self-destructs due to Marina’s previous commands -, M and General Pushkin express concern over Bond’s potential demise. It’s then shown that Bond and Marina have escaped, and are enjoying each other’s company at a beach in the Caribbean.

    GoldenEye premiered in November 1994 after an intense media campaign, in which EON and MGM worked hard to try and dispel the prejudices of the media and herald the triumphant return of James Bond. When audiences failed to turn out much on the first few days, MGM reportedly read the riot act at Broccoli and Wilson by the phone, only for word of mouth and the first reviews to speak favorably of the film and attendance to start rising, then skyrocketing. Soon it became clear that GoldenEye, while far from some of the more optimistic projections, was not only a clear-cut financial success and the most profitable enterprise led by Dalton, it was also breaking the curse of the franchise feeling stagnated. Ultimately, GoldenEye was generally regarded as a successful yet flawed return for the franchise, dazzling audiences with its complex and innovative action set pieces yet disappointing in some of the character moments. Herzigová in particular was widely criticized as miscast and not believable in the role, and some of Woo’s creative decisions were seen as “overblown”.

    In the aftermath of the film’s release, and even as work had started on scripts for Bond 18 involving Dalton, it became internally clear for the actor and for the elder Broccoli that their partnership was coming to a natural, hopefully non-bitter end. The franchise was alive and saved, and it was time to take it forward and into the next level. In retrospect, GoldenEye – the longest film in the franchise at the time - is seen as the high point of the Dalton Era, even though a minority holds that The Living Daylights or even Licence to Kill are technically superior on account of being less reliant on stunts and action. Though still uncomfortable with some of the humorous elements, Dalton is seen as being “in command” through the film, with semi-effective flashes of emotion over his rivalry with Trevelyan. Rickman is also trumpeted as an example of an effective if underwritten villain, clever enough to try and play sides against each other and reminding fans of From Russia with Love. From the supporting cast, Famke Janssen and Robbie Coltrane tended to gain the most praise, with some disappointment expressed at their immediate demise.

    Highlights of the film include the bulk of the action sequences, Bond’s confrontations with Trevelyan and M, General Pushkin’s conflict over whether to trust 007, and the tense confrontation between Bond, Xenia and Savatier in St. Petersburg.

    Author’s Notes: And here we have Dalton and John Woo’s GoldenEye, already referenced in the Tomorrow Never Lies entry. Originally this was only going to be in the background, but it’s such a persistent POD in the franchise that it felt weird not to include him. The plot comes entirely from Michael France’s script, which is available on the internet. I only made a few alterations with stuff that’s already in OTL’s GoldenEye (like the female M, not present in France’s script), shuffled some of the cast and/or added a few new faces. The main POD is that Cubby Broccoli successfully persuades Dalton to return and MGM to accept him, leading in turn to MGM demanding a fast release which avoids the months upon months of script rewrites by other writers. This makes GoldenEye less effective than the one we know, but still a solid entry. Next, the finale.​

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    24.5 What might have been
  • Not sure how long it will take me to write the final entry, but in the meantime, I wanted to offer a few thoughts on the scenarios I’m not covering – but thought about doing them – and why they won’t be a part of the TL:
    • James Bond TV series: As some know, Ian Fleming was commissioned to write episodes for a potential Bond TV series in the late 50’s, and got a few treatments out before the project was cancelled. Thus a few of the later published short stories (and/or unreleased material, like a treatment Anthony Horowitz used to write Trigger Mortis) came from that. Would have been fun, but I struggled so much with finding who to cast in 60’s and 70’s entries that I really didn’t have the slightest idea of whom to place there (not just the Bond actor). Maybe that’s material for another TL?​
    • Live and Let Die: Truly a product of its time. It would have been utterly different had this been made in any other period (either too insensitive and racist in the 50’s-60’s, or unrecognizable later on), and I couldn’t think of a take on this that interested me.​
    • Moonraker: A few alternate versions are referenced across the TL, ranging from good ones to outright disasters (my favorite is non-EON Moonraker with Burt Reynolds as an Americanized Bond). Since I covered James Mason’s Drax in For Your Eyes Only, it felt redundant to pursue yet another alt-Moonraker.​
    • James Brolin’s Octopussy: As someone pointed out before, I have this scenario in the background of one or two entries, as something of a disaster. I could have tried to flesh it out, but having already used the alt plot with SPECTRE, it also felt redundant.​
    • Sam Neill: Neill was on my mind from the start, because he allegedly aced his screen test (only Cubby Broccoli happened to dislike it). However, I later learned he really didn’t want the part, and ultimately, going with Brosnan and Hamilton for alternate LTK and TLD seemed more fun.​
    • John Gardner’s Bond books: Originally this was going to be the Ogilvy universe, with Ian Ogilvy doing either Icebreaker, Role of Honour or Nobody Lives Forever. Could have been fun, but it was difficult to make it work since Broccoli really didn’t want to adapt the non-Fleming books, and made it a point of principle. I also couldn’t decide on whom to cast as Tamil Rahani, and I finally dropped the idea.​
    • The World is Not Enough: I’m not sure there was ever much of an alt-plot to this. Ultimately, didn’t think of a way to make it interesting and didn’t have a non-Brosnan Bond in mind either.​
    • Tarantino’s Casino Royale: Ah yes, the Holy Grail. Was never going to happen. Neither Sony nor EON were ever going to hire him or sell him the rights. Would have been fun to write, but I try to keep these semi-realistic and couldn’t think of how to get there. It’s also been written about, probably would have gone with the cliché of Uma Thurman as Vesper, Tim Roth as Le Chiffre, Harvey Keitel as M or Mathis, and perhaps Madsen or Samuel L. Jackson as Leiter.​
    • No Time To Die: Couldn’t be bothered. It’s not that I dislike it, it just feels too recent to have reliable info on what might have been.​
     
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    25. The Death Collector (2014)
  • THE DEATH COLLECTOR (2014)
    Daniel Craig IS James Bond

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    KI-EMBU: Too late, Mr. Bond! The day of reckoning is at hand!
    BOND: Indeed.”

    (James Bond and Joseph Ki-Embu, 2014)​

    It had taken significant time and a lot of effort, but, at last, EON, MGM and Sony had a Bond triumph of truly staggering proportions. What was initially an attempt to recapture the magic of Casino Royale seemingly lost in Quantum of Solace, suddenly became much more than that. Not only did Skyfall receive near unanimous critical acclaim, audiences flocked to see the film in a manner that was almost difficult to believe. First the film blew its predecessors out of the water. Then it crossed the $1bn barrier in the box office. And then, to further emphasize the scale of the triumph, it became one of the ten most successful movies of all time. Unsurprisingly, all companies involved – even Sony, whose distribution deal saw it receiving a small share of the profits – were beyond gratified. Thus, their first instinct was that for the next adventure they had to repeat the formula and go bigger, a process for which they would certainly need the triumphant director Sam Mendes to return for a second time.

    Mendes, to their shock, said no. He had other projects in mind, from theater to the big screen, and didn’t feel like being tied down again for several years on another Bond entry. It was a sign of the immense trust Barbara Broccoli and EON had for him that they offered to wait until he was ready, potentially pushing back Daniel Craig’s fourth adventure one or even two years. Mendes showed interest, but it was here that Sony balked. They were willing to live – for now – with the disadvantageous deal their chief Amy Pascal had negotiated, but waiting years on end for Mendes, no matter how brilliant his past performance was beyond what they felt prudent. No director was truly indispensable, they reasoned, and waiting until 2015 or 2016 was asking too much. A tug of war ensued, and in the end the studios won. EON had to keep Mendes in reserve, and with him his plans to keep digging at James Bond’s backstory. Having already decided to have previous scriptwriter John Logan return to write the film, and to have the veterans Neal Purvis and Robert Wade retire after five consecutive Bond outings, it was time to find a different director.

    An extensive search thus took place. Cary Fukunaga was considered but turned the opportunity down. Christopher Nolan, while an early favorite for both EON and Sony, was perhaps too expensive. Third time was the charm, with Danish director Nicholas Winding Refn finally saying yes after initially rejecting the offer. Though reluctant to submit himself to excessive studio control, Refn was nonetheless intrigued after a meeting with John Logan regarding his pitch for the film. Initially told to wait until talks between EON and the McClory estate conceivably brought back the rights for SPECTRE and Ernst Stavro Blofeld, their prolonged stall over discussions between teams of lawyers meant Logan had to work fast, and forget about a possible return for SPECTRE. Under pressure to deliver, Logan turned in his first draft in early 2013, and despite clear problems with the third act he got a positive reaction despite the risks associated with his new pitch, in which he tried to salvage most of what was previously written. Although there was talk of Purvis and Wade returning to rewrite the script, Logan and Refn ended up with that task.

    Having settled on an intrigue-filled adventure mostly unconnected to the previous three films, Logan and Refn agreed on the concept of MI6 battling internal threats while fighting an enemy from Britain’s colonial past. It wasn’t, however, truly smooth sailing. The notion of a traitor within MI6 caused intense resistance from the returning cast, leading at least one key actor to outright refuse to return if his character was turned into a villain. And, from another point of view, Sony – particularly Pascal – wasn’t keen on the colonial angle of the story, despite feeling a more “traditional” Bond adventure was the right way forward. In the end, the director and scriptwriter prevailed somewhat, despite their vision being watered down up to a point. Casting followed, bringing in British actors Chiwetel Ejiofor and David Oyelowo to play key villain roles, alongside the surprising choice of Monica Bellucci – previously considered as a heroine in the 90’s – as the villainous Bond girl. Besides the return of the Skyfall MI6 team, and that of Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter, Norwegian actress Ingrid Bolso Berdal was hired as the main heroine, with Toby Jones, Alessandro Cremona and Burn Gorman in supporting roles.

    Having been prevented by the lack of an arrangement with the McClory estate by using the potential title “SPECTRE”, Logan successfully pushed through “The Death Collector”, one of the chapter titles in Ian Fleming’s You Only Live Twice. Thomas Newman was brought back once again – after Skyfall – as the main composer, working with famed English band Radiohead to produce the main title song “The Collector”. As Refn prepared to start filming, Sony started to place high expectations and targets to the film – even as Amy Pascal maintained her criticism of the storyline -, imposing a daunting target of $700 million dollars at the box office. Filming then took place across early 2014 in England, Mexico, Sweden, Morocco and Italy, an intense schedule which, nonetheless, managed to stay within the budget for the most part. While pleased with some of the material he was given to work, Craig was nonetheless dissatisfied with a number of accidents or unpleasant moments he endured on set, and began to privately question his commitment to play the role for more than one or two more outings.

    Making matters more difficult, a late agreement between EON and the McClory estate suddenly led to the formal acquisition of SPECTRE and Blofeld late into post-production, creating a debate on whether film should be tied up to those new creative properties. In the end, it was too late to do so – despite Sony pressuring Refn to film an additional scene with Ejiofor declaring himself a SPECTRE agent -, allowing The Death Collector to narrowly avert a complete rewrite and overhaul.

    The Death Collector’s pre-title sequence takes place in Mexico City, during a highly stylized version of the Day of the Death. Assisted by Q (Ben Whishaw), MI6 agent James Bond (Daniel Craig) is on the hunt for terrorist operative Sciarra (Alessandro Cremona), who is preparing an attack. Bond defeats Sciarra in a brutal fight and takes a mysterious codebook from him. Before Sciarra can seize it back, he’s suddenly killed by an explosion.

    Back in London, Bond is chastised by M (Ralph Fiennes) for the destruction caused by the Mexico City operation. MI6, we learn, has faced a string of major failures, raising the specter of sabotage and causing extreme tension with the government and the CIA over the perception that British intelligence is no longer reliable. This has escalated far enough that M is now under political pressure from bureaucrat Curtis Brown-Jones (Toby Jones), the soon to be head of a new Intelligence Service. Thus, an intense sense of paranoia is creeping in, with 007 increasingly unsure of whom to trust. Just as Bond, Q and Moneypenny are to decipher Sciarra’s codebook, an explosion at the new MI6 HQ disrupts the effort, grievously injuring Moneypenny in the process. As it becomes clear the explosion was an inside job, and amidst the post-explosion chaos, M authorizes Bond and Q to fake their own deaths and follow the trail of the codebook on their own, in the hopes of uncovering the traitor. Among others, neither Brown-Jones nor Chief of Staff Tanner (Rory Kinnear) are told the truth.

    As these events take place, we see a shadowy figure in a giant underground complex, receiving reports from his bodyguard Mr. Umlilo (David Oyelowo) regarding MI6’s efforts. The shadowy figure orders an unnamed plan to be accelerated and put into motion. Unable to trust anyone else, Bond seeks help from his old friend Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright), who is currently working alongside veteran Black Ops operative Charlotte King (Monica Bellucci). As they follow the trail of the late Sciarra into Rome, Italy; Bond and King seduce each other. King reveals the CIA is also hunting for a possible mole, and tries to plant doubts about Leiter in Bond’s mind. 007 is then able to find and confront “L’Americain” (Burn Gorman), Sciarra’s surviving partner. From him he learns that Sciarra had an estranged step-daughter, Kaja, the only person that could have the information Bond needs. It is then that King reveals herself to be an enemy operative, shooting and wounding Leiter and forcing Bond and Q to take refuge. A frantic car chase ensues across the streets of Rome at night, in which Bond is seemingly victorious.

    In the meantime, Q has identified Sciarra’s step daughter as Kaja Stockmann (Ingrid Bolso Berdal), an expert cryptologist working in Sweden, and currently staying in a highly private resort atop the Scandinavian Mountains. Arriving in Sweden, Bond meets and confronts Kaja, letting her know of the death of her father and requesting her help. Although both rapidly build something of a rapport, Kaja is reluctant to touch the subject of her past with Bond, and both are in an apparent deadlock. Shortly after, Q is suddenly kidnapped, and Bond and Kaja are chased by Charlotte King and a team of operatives. Bond is able to dispatch the attackers, defeating King and scarring her in the process. Finally deciding to trust Bond, Kaja deciphers the code as displaying a series of coordinates in Central Africa. The couple fly there as something of a relationship starts to develop, and upon reaching the location they learn Sciarra was in dealings with a dangerous terrorist leader, whom he was planning to double cross. Suddenly, they are attacked by Mr. Umlilo and knocked unconscious.

    Bond and Kaja are taken into an underground diamond mine, and brought to the presence of Joseph Ki-Embu (Chiwetel Ejiofor), the shadowy figure previously seen. Ki-Embu is identified by Bond as the son of an infamous, megalomaniacal warlord who once ruled over the region with assistance from Britain, only to be later left to his own grim fate. Angered and scarred by previous events, Ki-Embu proclaims his intent to bring Britain to its knees and force it to reckon with its past, having steadily undermined its intelligence services in order to deliver what he considers to be a “crippling blow” to the “dying Empire”. Confronted and mocked by Bond, Ki-Embu has him and Q imprisoned, leaving them both to die a gruesome death. Placed in adjoining cells, Q is beaten within an inch of his life while Bond’s cell is set up to kill him of heatstroke. As Ki-Embu leaves for his destination and leaves Mr. Umlilo in charge of the facility, Bond and Q stage a breakout, save Kaja, and alert Leiter of their location.

    The trio destroy the facility by causing it to implode within itself, crushing Umlilo to death. Leiter arrives in time via helicopter to rescue the trio, and Q is taken into a medical facility. Kaja and Bond are then able to deduce that Brown-Jones is the traitor and that Ki-Embu will stage his attack in London. Unable to use the proper channels of communication, they fly back to London and set up a trap for Brown-Jones with M’s assistance. To their surprise, Charlotte King shows up, pushing Bond to the limit and almost killing him. At the last moment, Brown-Jones shows up and saves 007 at the cost of his own life, allowing the agent to dispatch King for good. Their mistake now clear, they realize Tanner is the traitor, with M barely being able to overpower him before he can strike. Revealing he’s been blackmailed into assisting Ki-Embu, a deeply regretful Tanner reveals Ki-Embu is hidden within a tanker in the river Thames, which he plans to use to blow up the Houses of Parliament. As a reward, and out of a measure of pity, M allows Tanner to commit suicide.

    Bond and Kaja disrupt Ki-Embu’s planned assault on Parliament – which the megalomaniacal warlord wanted to address first – and the Royal Navy sink the tanker. His plans foiled, Ki-Embu takes Kaja hostage and climbs atop Big Ben, forcing 007 to give chase. After the warlord mocks the agent over his loyalty to England and its diminished place in the world, Ki-Embu loses his final struggle against Bond and falls to his death from Big Ben. Sometime after, Q and Moneypenny have recovered from his wounds and are back at work at MI6, now being heavily reformed by M to avoid a repeat of Tanner’s betrayal. Bond is taking a vacation alongside Kaja in Naples, Italy; the agent being seemingly more at ease with himself, and Kaja having seemingly come to terms with her father’s choices. Bond’s watch – left in his hotel room, only visible to the audience, lights up, suggesting a new mission has come up. The last image seen in the watch is that of a stylized black octopus.

    The Death Collector premiered in November 2014, a few weeks before a devastating cyber-attack on Sony led to the leak of thousands of emails, many of which contained intimate discussions and details on the production process. Partly overshadowed by the controversy, the film proved somewhat divisive from the start. Whereas critics praised the handling of the traitor subplot in MI6 as well as Ejiofor’s Ki-Embu, audiences were more muted on The Death Collector after wondering if it wasn’t just too dark for their taste, the moments of humor not being particularly prominent. Long-time fans also reacted negatively to the creative decision of having Bill Tanner become a traitor, particularly those well-acquainted with his literary role as a close, trusted friend of Bond. Others supportive of the twist criticized its implementation, and/or complained the film tried to handle too many things at the same time. There was also some criticism of the relatively muted relationship between Bond and Kaja, while others believed it was realistic enough that they didn’t progress much in their limited time together.

    There was a stronger consensus in praising the increased focus given to the Q character, the decision to cast Bellucci as a villainous Bond girl despite her age – unusual for the franchise -, Ejiofor’s performance regardless of its context, and, at least for some, the work on character development regarding Bond and his allies (at MI6 and Leiter). Radiohead’s The Collector also earned critical praise, if not necessarily commercial success. Indeed, for a while it was very much in doubt whether the film would be able to cross Sony’s imposed $700 million barrier. When it did so it was considered a sign of vindication for Refn and Logan given the budget had remained the same as in Skyfall, but it was clear for many that the franchise had not been able to meet the extremely high expectations set by the previous entry in the franchise. Indeed, a collateral casualty of the whole affair was Amy Pascal, whose contract was not to be renewed by Sony in early 2015. For his part, Craig finally committed to two more films, ending his six-film tenure with SPECTRE (2018) and A Reason to Die (2022) by repeatedly squaring off against Gary Oldman’s Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

    With Craig set to retire from the role once A Reason to Die is finally released after the COVID pandemic almost collapsed the film’s production, it may be too early to properly rank his six outings without the last one having been released. It is generally felt, however, that The Death Collector ranks in the middle, decidedly above Quantum of Solace, yet below SPECTRE. In recent years, online discussion has either praised the film for being oddly prescient about renewed discussion regarding Britain's colonial past, or condemned it for its handling of the matter, particularly over how the conflict between Ki-Embu and Bond is ultimately framed and resolved. Highlights of the film include the Day of the Dead pre-title sequence, Bond’s encounters with Charlotte King, Ki-Embu’s motivation speech, and the final fight atop Big Ben.

    Author’s Notes: Originally this was full-on ALT SPECTRE either with the female or Black Blofeld, and the resulting impact of it. Until it dawned on me that Craig lacked solo adventures, so to speak. I then butterflied Mendes being brought again (by having Sony not put up with waiting a year for him) and pushed the EON-McClory deal back a little, forcing EON to get an earlier film out without Blofeld and SPECTRE. This is the result, based on what I’ve found out about John Logan’s earlier scripts plus some stuff from OTL SPECTRE and a few personal choices. Seydoux and Waltz are butterflied away, having been hired at Mendes’ choice. And most of the stuff Purvis and Wade contributed (like “C” and “Nine Eyes”) is also gone, since Logan wasn’t fired in this universe and they didn’t return. I leave it up to the reader whether this is preferable to the OTL SPECTRE, which in this universe is allowed to move forward with a very different context (and a cleaner narrative slate). And that’s it!​

    THE DEATH COLLECTORS will NOT return
    But JAMES BOND will
     
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    BONUS: Nobody Lives Forever (1991)
  • NOBODY LIVES FOREVER (1991)
    Sam Neill IS James Bond

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    Nobody Lives Forever is a 1991 spy film, the fourteenth in the James Bond series produced by Eon Productions, and the third film to star Sam Neill as MI6 agent James Bond. Directed by Richard Marquand, and based on the John Gardner novel by the same title, it sees Bond being targeted for assassination by an old nemesis, resulting in a deadly "Head Hunt" across Europe and North America.

    Following the generally negative reaction to Icebreaker (1989), EON Productions made a conscious decision to gamble on the future of the James Bond franchise. Aware that their most recent release had both relied too much on special effects and high-tech concepts, a decision was made to shift the franchise into a more intense and (somewhat) "realistic" tone, both in the hopes of assuaging concerns from main star Sam Neill - who, while popular with audiences, had threatened to step down from the role after only two outings - and to provide the franchise with a much needed jolt of energy. Finding strong - if surprising - backing from increasingly desperate UA/MGM executives, main producers Barbara Broccoli and Michael G. Wilson decided to adapt yet another of John Gardner's continuation Bond novels, deciding on Nobody Lives Forever (1986) on account of its intense, more personal plot as opposed to more "grandiose" alternatives.

    Directed by Welsh filmmaker Richard Marquand, scored by John Barry, and filmed during 1990 in Italy, France, England and the United States, Nobody Lives Forever features James Bond (Sam Neill) being lured into the open after Miss Moneypenny (Kristin Scott Thomas) is kidnapped by the sinister freelance assassin Osten (Jürgen Prochnow), also known as "Der Haken". Surviving a number of apparent assassination attempts, Bond is submerged into deeper intrigue as he plays a deadly game of cat and mouse with Der Haken, traitorous MI6 agent Steve Quinn (Nick Brimble), dynamic Italian heiress Caterina Tempesta (Joanne Whalley) and her alluring bodyguard Nannie Norrich (Bridget Fonda). As Bond and his newfound allies and foes race across Western Europe, it soon becomes clear that an exorbitant price has been put on 007's capture, resulting in intense competition between various assassins and operatives to take him down in a so-called "Head Hunt".

    As the plot develops, it is revealed that the "Head Hunt" is the brainchild of SPECTRE Chairman, Dr. Jay Autem Holy (Malcolm McDowell), revealed to have narrowly escaped death on his last encounter with Bond (seen in 1987's Role of Honour). His body wracked and broken, and with only a short time to live, Holy has personally plotted the Head Hunt as his final act of revenge, intending to have 007 killed in a carefully staged guillotine execution. Having rescued Moneypenny and dispatched both Quinn and Der Haken with help from his new female allies, an unexpected betrayal by Nannie delivers Bond into the hands of Dr. Holy, resulting in a memorable confrontation between both men at the SPECTRE stronghold at the Rocky Mountains. With Caterina's help, 007 is able to sabotage the planned execution, killing Holy and Nannie in the process while seeminly bringing down the nefarious organization for good. Leaving behind the wreckage of SPECTRE's final revenge plot, Bond and Caterina prepare to spend some time together.

    Despite an initially uncertain reaction by critics, audiences responded strongly to the change in tone, resulting in the strongest performing Bond film of the past decade. Particular praise was directed at the plot, pacing and Neill's performance, with many observers noting a sense of confidence in the role absent from the previous entry. Despite concerns over his suitability in a plot meant to be less outlandish, McDowell's return to the franchise was also well recieved, with some critics noting that, in spite of limited screentime, his frantic interpretation of Dr. Holy - in itself a deliberate contrast to the more suave version of the villain he played in Role of Honour - almost stole the spotlight from Neill. The combination of excellent box office results and much greater satisfaction with the finished film would allow Neill to stay in place as 007 for much of the 90's, almost breaking Sean Connery's record of subsequent Bond movies.

    A large part of Nobody Lives Forever's positive legacy is linked to its almost legendary adaptation for the Super Nintendo (SNES), an equal parts acton and intrigue videogame which expanded on the movie's plot, utilizing elements not adapted from the book and other Gardner Bond novels. Although, in recent years, more daring and/or audacious entries in the franchise have somewhat lessened Nobody Lives Forever's reputation as an innovative Bond film in its attempts to tell a more personal, intrigue-based story, it remains highly regarded as one of the best Bond films.

    Author’s Notes: Although this TL is indeed over, I stumbled upon my notes for it a short while ago and still regretted the fact that I didn't manage to include a number of concepts previously alluded to (Neill, the Gardner books) or that I gave serious private consideration (McDowell would be glorious as a Bond villain). I wrote this small bonus episode as a result (much shorter than the usual entries), if only to explore a less realistic scenario. Consider it a scenario in which Cubby Broccoli died earlier, Neill came in c. 87 to save the franchise from a disastrous predecessor, and EON relented on adapting some of the Gardner books. It is not an entirely faithful adaptation of the actual novel (I removed actual villain Tahani to have McDowell, the ending takes place in the Rocky Mountains and not in the Florida Keys), but it preserves most of it. The quality of Gardner's novels varies significantly - some of what I've read is downright awful, some of it is a ton of fun - and I haven't read all of them, but Nobody Lives Forever is my favorite from those I have.​
     
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