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Event: United States presidential election, 2004

Asami

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Event: United States presidential election, 2004
In early 2004, the stage was set for one of the most combative and 'revolutionary' American elections in years. The incumbent president, former Speaker of the House Herbert Bush, was attempting to wrangle his first elected term as President against both an internal party struggle, and that of a competitive Republican stage. In the Republican camp, by the time of the Iowa caucus in 2004, there were five main candidates. Hillary Williams was the expected front-runner, and former Presidential candidate for 2000. She was also a Senator from the State of Illinois, and one of the 'leaders' of the Republican Party. This was, by many, considered her 'final hurrah'--after her defeat in 2000, if she lost again, it would be unlikely that she would ever be considered Presidential material again. Donald Trump, a populistic liberal from New York had no government experience at all, but he vowed from the start that he would lead a charge to change America, and bring an end to the Islamic enemies that had her besieged. He pledged to get the assistance of 'all sorts of people in politics', and promised a unified and happy America under his purvey. He was countered in the 'left-leaning' Republican faction by Elizabeth Warren, a Representative from Pennsylvania, and someone whom did not shy away from attacking the environmental record of many fellow Republicans, and most Democrats.

Two other candidates on the field were Pete Wilson, former Governor of California, and Alan Keyes, a Conservative commentator and political analyst.

For the Democratic Party, Herbert Bush was facing a primary battle from notable Democrats. Lawton Chiles, the former Governor of Florida, was campaigning on 'more focus on the homeland from Islamic aggression' and 'rights of the states'. Similarly, William Blythe was campaigning once again for the Democratic nomination for the same reason. Andrew Cuomo, a former Governor and a New York politician, was campaigning for a 'transparency' in the White House. The Democrats didn't feel interested in fielding many other candidates, as most of the party rallied behind President Bush and his message of 'not changing ship mid-storm'.

In Iowa, President Bush won handily, without contest. For the Republicans, Williams got 40%, with Warren trailing at 31, and Trump at 18-- this was a big victory for both big-names, but their adversaries played down the affair, claiming it was just one caucus, and that time would prove them right.

When New Hampshire came about, Williams was handed a narrow defeat, as Donald Trump took 39% of the state's vote, with her at 31%, and her long-time rival Warren, at an abysmal 11%. New Hampshire largely voted down Warren due to her 'harping' personality and her lack of solid commitment to some issues, instead her flip-flopping everyone. Trump's populist and folksy appeal gained him the loyalty of the state, and with momentum, he moved onwards to Michigan; picking up the state and defeating Warren, whom got 25%, and Williams 24%.

Wilson and Keyes continued to duke it out for the bottom of the barrel, both men determined to hold out until the RNC in June. In Nevada, Williams gained back her momentum by shattering her opponents, picking up a whopping 53% of the state's Republican primary vote, with Trump trailing by a long way at 19%. This momentum, she expected to carry through South Carolina, Florida and Super Tuesday-- however, she was stopped cold, when Trump beat her by a 2% margin in South Carolina-- 31-29. In Florida, the margin was 3%, 28-25.

She levied her influence as a highly influential leader to campaign even harder and draw more money from Republican donors, however, her momentum failed to carry her through Super Tuesday-- despite making some bruising victories, she did not capture America's heart, and was defeated by 8% in the grand popular vote. Alan Keyes dropped out of the race after Super Tuesday, after he got barely any votes in any of the states, not enough to make an impact, at least. Pete Wilson would drop out some weeks later, with Elizabeth Warren, defeated and disappointed, but hopeful of the future, like 2008, retreating, and throwing in the towel as well.

Reduced down to a two-man race, the two candidates pounded each other into the dust up to the Convention. While Trump had a narrow lead in delegates, Williams was not willing to let go without a fight. After the first round of voting, Trump approached Williams with a lucrative offer that she may not be able to refuse. Whilst her delegates had not abandoned her, she did not have enough pull to get Trump delegates away, and she had only gotten a handful of delegates from Warren and Wilson-- so, realizing that it would not end well for the GOP if she did not respond, she agreed to Trump's proposal. At the end of the voting, it was determined that Donald Trump would be the candidate for the President of the United States, and Hillary Williams would be his Vice President.

The American media often painted the two as a 'partnership of unbelievable power'-- Trump's high energy, high ambition focus, along with Williams' resolute behaviour, would form a dynamic team in the White House that would be worth some interest. As well, it gave Hillary a potential to run again in 4 or 8 years, depending on if they won, and if Trump wanted a second term.

For the Democrats, Herbert Bush's own popularity waned after a number of issues about his checkered past came to light. Allegations of misconduct as a Representative, and a history of drug abuse before being elected to the House of Representatives, set the President back in many places, leading to his defeat in New Hampshire and Florida by his rival, Andrew Cuomo. However, the President rallied, and declared that America was 'beyond the reach of our enemies', and called for 'four more years of integrity and peace', he managed to keep Cuomo and Chiles at bay, running up into the Democratic convention some months later with an immense victory in his hands. So, as the election turned towards the general, President Bush and Donald Trump stared each other down in the field. Barbs were often traded, with both men making the occassional gaffe. Bush crossed the line when he questioned Donald Trump about his personal issues with his marriages, and his failed 2000 election bid under the National Reform party. Trump shut down the President's jab, saying that 'I've had my issues, of course-- we all have, but I fail to see where my disagreements with my wives has a bearing on my ability to govern this country. And yes, I did run in 2000. I ran because I had a vision for America, and I felt that myself and Mr. Gates could do a fantastic job at running this country, and I felt that we were well-equipped to do so. That has no bearing on today, when I stand for America's choice for a new leader, one whom will stand up to the Europeans and their aggressive fifth column actions. One whom will work with China and Russia, and ensure that they're given a fair deal as we are.'

Trump's handling of the Bush jab allowed him to soar in the polls. In October 2004, as the election approached, American and other Allied forces suffered a set-back that was quickly publicized. The death of thousands of American soldiers in an ambush outraged the public, whom demanded answers. President Bush was nearly tarred and feathered with the attacks from the media and from Congress. On Election Day, the furor of the setback and the now longer war against the Caliphate still stung in America's soul, and the worries about overt and growing European aggression both in the U.S. and their allies, hung over everyone's heads. It was time for a change.

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It is noted that this is one of the more unique elections in which both Presidential candidates lost their home-state to the other. Bush won a narrow plurality in New York by 1.8%, and Trump won in Texas by 3.2%.​
 

Gian

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Well, once we get into the years of Phineas and Ferb, they will appear. Remember that said show didn't air until 2008.

And about this, I really hope that TTL's show would have a more prominent role for Isabella*, maybe as the tritagonist.

*since she's actually my favourite character in the show.
 

Asami

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I've already got the idea of what I want my next TL after Qilai! Qilai! to be... all about 大日本帝国. :D
 
Event: Der Volksaufstand (2005)

Asami

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Event: Der Volksaufstand - September 2005
Less than three months after the conclusion of hostilities in the Arab Peninsula, the specter of conflict once again reared her ugly head. On September 19, 2005, one of the largest demonstrations against the FDP and CDU coalition that dominated German politics for years, took the streets against what they saw as the encroaching beast of ultranationalism and populistic fascism. On the day prior, a coalition of many populistic and right-wing parties, lead by the CDU and FDP, was elected with an ultramajority of the German Bundestag. This coalition, which called itself Allianz der Parteien für die Sicherheit Deutschlands (AdPfdS), pushed for European integration and continued 'social regulations' to prevent degeneracy and the nation from falling victim to 'communism and islamism'..

Many Germans were becoming increasingly concerned that Paris and Berlin's intent to unify Europe against America, China and the Soviet Union meant that the return of fascism was nigh on the horizon as well--the Alliance's election in 2005 further convinced them that this was true. With Europe growing increasingly reactionary against immigration, and taking harsh stances on those whom seemed to stand out of the social standards, and the stagnation of European social liberties (homosexuality remains semi-illegal in many European states and their provinces, such as Bavaria).

This small demonstration was lead by members of the Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands (SPD), whom were growing increasingly attracted towards the left. They were joined by the remnants of the East German SED that had collapsed in the late 80s and early 90s. The location they chose to demonstrate against the populistic regime in Berlin, was, in fact, Berlin. However, as they marched through the Brandenburger Tor, they were stopped by the Bundeswehr, whom open-fired using tear gas rounds, and rubber bullets. Klaus Kinkel, the Chancellor, defended this measure as a way to 'defeat thugs intent on overthrowing the German government', and openly blamed Moscow for encouraging the leftist uprisings.

The Alliance passed a resolution in the Reichstag outlawing the SPD and Die Linke for seditious behaviours and 'inciting revolution against the Grundgesetz'. This outraged leftists across Germany, whom began to riot. In Bad Kreuznach, Germany, the riots were nearly quelled, but soon reignited after a police officer bludgeoned a 12 year old girl into critical condition under suspicion that they were harboring 'Leftist criminals'. The news of the uprisings and atrocities soon spread outside of Germany, leading to the publication of the events on the front-page of the Pravda, Beijing News, and New York Times.


President Trump called the German government's actions 'deplorable', and General Secretary Ryzhkov spoke openly, calling Kinkel a 'closet National Socialist' and threatening Berlin with 'grave repercussions' unless they stopped this madness. Kinkel responded by calling America and the USSR 'bullies and imperialists' and told them that 'Germany's internal concerns are none of your business.'-- which was technically true, however, the United States implied deeply that in the post-Arab War world, they would not tolerate liberty being so brutally suppressed.

After the death of 63 Germans in a riot in Frankfurt-am-Main broke, a number of 'Zivilschutzkorps' platoons in Wurttemberg refused to mobilize against a student uprising in Tübingen. Infuriated, the Chancellor ordered the Bundeswehr to do the deed for them, and the German Army invaded the small city, arresting scores of students for 'unlawful demonstration'. However, a student-coordinated resistance popped up quickly, and launched an effective partisan war against their own military on their own home-soil. Taking refuge inside their university, they were put to siege by the German government.

Thus began the Tübingen Airlift. Coordinating with the Yugoslavian Air Force, Soviet Air Force, and Algerian Air Force, the United States spearheaded a number of supply drops into Tübingen to help the Student Army survive the siege. The European Commonwealth loudly screeched about the intrusion into their air-space, and attempted to blow the American cargo ships out of the sky on more than one occasion, but there was little else they could do, short of attacking the United States. When a number of dock-workers in Hamburg went on strike against the government's harassment of citizens, the Zivilschutzkorps attempted to break up the strike, only to face violence in the form of weapons and rocks. With Hamburg and Tübingen tearing themselves apart, Kinkel was beginning to feel the pressure from his European 'allies' to strengthen up and fight back.

However, Kinkel did not get the chance. In the early hours of October 3, 2005, the de-facto Day of Reunification as celebrated by Germany, a large number of Bundeswehr divisions revolted against the rule of the German government, and forced their way into the Reichstag building and into the Palast der Republik (which had been serving as the seat of Germany's government since 1990). Kinkel, along with the sitting German government, was arrested for 'flagrant violations of the Grundgesetz in their own right', and declared the government of Germany dissolved.

From amongst the coup d'etat participants, Klaus Wowereit was named the de-facto interim Bundespräsident, while General Wolfgang Schneiderhan took the office of Bundeskanzler. The imposition of a de-facto military junta in Germany was concerning to many, as Schneiderhan gave little to go on for two days. On October 5, he gave a speech castigating Kinkel and the 'Europopulists' for their 'assault on the freedoms of Germany'. He announced Germany's immediate withdrawal from the European Commonwealth and all child organizations, and the immediate eviction of all foreign forces from Germany.

By 2005, the only 'foreign forces' in country, were European armies deployed for training purposes. However, France was outraged at the military coup, and demanded the reinstallation of the 'democratically elected government of Germany', and threatened an intervention in the weakened and disorganized Germany if they did not comply. Schneiderhan, deciding to stick it in the eye of France (for whom he was not a fan of), requested American and Soviet military assistance. The United States and Soviet Union gave a seriously worded threat to France, telling them that 'war would not be in your best interest'.

France conducted a number of skirmishes along the Saar border between October 2005 and January 2006, but when the ultimatum to Germany expired, France did nothing, and simply declared Germany's place in Europe forfeit, imposing a number of hefty trade barriers on the Germans for their 'insult'. It was not expected when, a month later, Germany entered in the Alliance of Free States, and gained free access to the markets of not only the United States, Canada, UK, Poland, and Czechoslovakia, but also the USSR and China. Reintroducing the Deutschmark (DM) would take time and effort, but that was Schneiderhan's first goal. He stated that he would lead the transition government until elections could be held in 2007, at which time, the people of Germany would be free to determine their new leader.

In April 2006, a similar coup d'etat overthrew the Europopulist government of Austria. With their economy in free-fall, and the growing threat of an Italian intervention in the pro-Populist unrest in the Tirol, Austria did the unthinkable. On April 11, the Austrian government formally requested that Germany intervene in Austria, to put down the insurrection and quell the European posturing. This reminded many older people, and many historical buffs of another time Austria did this. In an emergency summit, President Trump, Prime Minister Maude and General Secretary Ryzhkov met to discuss this situation. While at first, the mood was reluctant--the last time a man with unlimited dictatorial power in Germany annexed Austria, it lead to World War II. However, they were convinced that the European issue, which was threatening the peace that had just set in, needed to be dealt with firmly.

Three days into the discussions, Germany did accept Austria's request, and Bundeswehr soldiers marched into the country, repeating history that had taken place nearly 70 years prior. While it was not as much of a cheering welcome as it was in 1938, the Germans did not march all the way to Vienna, but instead made their presence known in the Tirol. Several German diplomats went to Vienna to discuss the terms of the 'Second Anschluß', with the assistance of Soviet, British, American and Czechoslovak diplomats. The Vienna Agreement of 2006 lead to an agreement to hold a referendum in Austria, with Czech, American, British and Soviet oversight, and that Germany would have to wait 90 days after the referendum to formally annex Austria.

France, on their part, screamed bloody murder over the possibility of Austria being annexed, and implied that if Austria was annexed, France would invade the Rhineland and attack Germany for 'militarizing against them', as a pre-emptive measure. The 'Powers That Be' were not amused, and implied that if France did that, then France would have to face economic sanctions from the other three alliances. France backed down after some tensions, and the referendum went ahead as planned.

The people of Austria voted for annexation by a 56-42 margin. 2% of ballots were either blank or invalid. After a 90 day waiting period, Germany formally annexed Austria, bringing to an end a 60 year experiment in Austrian independence once again.

The Volksaufstand had changed the politics of Central Europe, and the peace returned, if only tenuous, with Europe's populistic regimes staring daggers at the Americans and Soviets, whom, had, for now, made clear to them whom the boss was.​
 
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Asami

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Did you see one of my comments yet Sakura?

We'll get to Phineas and Ferb very soon. It's on my list of things to get through, but remember that the Cultural snippets are largely for whimsy. I suppose Isabella could be a good third protagonist in the show, but it'll still be 'Phineas and Ferb'. To be honest, I find Milo Murphy's Law a much better show because it's got my main man, Weird Al Yankovic :D
 
Culture: UHF (film)

Asami

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Culture: UHF - 1988
In 2008, the classic film UHF celebrated it's 20th anniversary of release. Starring the famous "Weird Al" Yankovic as the protagonist, George Newman; George is what is described as a 'perpetual loser'--bouncing from job to job, and a tad clueless. He is joined by his friend Bob, played by David Bowe, and his girlfriend Terri, played by Victoria Jackson of Saturday Night Live fame. In the film, George gains the opportunity of a lifetime when his uncle Harvey Bilchik wins a small UHF station on the outskirts of George's hometown. Under pressure from his wife, Harvey appoints George to run Channel 62.

Joined there after by Pamela Finklestein, played by Fran Drescher (of The Nanny and Fran! fame later on) and Stanley Spadowski, played by Michael Richards (of Kramer and King Doug fame), the crew of U62 begins their own crusade for good entertainment, taking on the local network affiliate, Channel 8, lead by the tyrannical R.J. Fletcher (Kevin McCarthy). While at first, U62 is a massive flop, running content such as the woefully boring Town Talk (in which the local high school shop teacher loses a thumb), Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse (which involved a kid spitting at Newman), and having an abysmal news network, the network seems ready to fail. George, in a fit of depression, leaves Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse in the hands of the odd janitor, Stanley, and heads to the bar.

With the new and immensely popular Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse leading the small station's popularity, it becomes an all-out war between Channel 8 and U62 to dominate the market, leading to some mechinations by Fletcher, whom has found out that Newman's uncle owes Big Louie some money...

As so not to spoil the remainder of the film, we shall not talk about the plot. The movie was not expected to do well, but opened in 1988 to fantastic reviews. "Weird Al" Yankovic's off-the-wall writing techniques drew the attentions of many famous Hollywood film directors, and comedians such as Jerry Seinfeld. The movie charted #1 in the United States and United Kingdom for six weeks. It also charted in China, Ukrainian SSR, Romania, Yugoslavia and Poland. Yugoslavia had the largest reception for the film, as Yankovic was of Yugoslavian descent himself. In 1990, the Central Committee of the SFRY bestowed upon Yankovic the 'Tito Award' for 'benefitting the cause of South Slavs everywhere' through his career and film-making success. He was also named an honorary citizen of his great-grandfather's homeland of Yugoslavia.

The movie is a classic, and has been re-released in theatres numerous times. Yankovic later made a sequel to UHF in
2006, called UHF 2, which revolved around a now retired Newman dealing with the fact that U62 was losing it's creativity, and becoming no different than the networks it fought against, and leads an internal struggle to return to their roots back when they were a UHF station. UHF 2 contains just as many gags, but has a serious undertone of how, sometimes, things can change, and destroy some of the cool parts of the past. The movie was not as successful as the original UHF, but was popular to many Yankovic fans, and is considered another 'classic'.
 

Asami

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Wait, how did the army get sent in domestically?

Doesn't the German constitution like clearly label it a big no-no?

The last few German Chancellors, in order to strengthen European fraternity, have removed quite a few things from the Grundgesetz... particularly while the Americans and Soviets were busy turning Mecca into a parking lot.
 
The last few German Chancellors, in order to strengthen European fraternity, have removed quite a few things from the Grundgesetz... particularly while the Americans and Soviets were busy turning Mecca into a parking lot.
Weird, you'd think France would really be upset about that. Heck, I'm just amazed the German populace allowed it.
 
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