A trend I've noticed, time and time again, is the constant geek-culture wanks that pop up on this site. For instance, I have yet to see a single Trek-Screw, even though doing that is a trillion times easier than the three-cherries at three machines in three casinos in three hours odds of some of the Trek!Wanks that can pop up hereabouts. Similarly, Superhero Universes seem to always start early, and the concept as a whole never blows up on the launchpad. Star Wars is always made and always released during that May-1977 heatwave that had the West Coast lining up at any AC'd building (this includes the freak heatwaves that happen during Chistmastime 1976 in some TLs! Who'da thunk it ?) All other TLs seem to be bamboozled by the strange OTL delusion that Doctor Who is good. Its bad AH practice TBH. Political TLs that wank ideologies are generally frowned upon. We should view Pop Culture Timelines that wank the author's favorite things similarly. There are trade-offs in all things, and the fact is even in the best TLs, things you like will not exist.
SO.....
Justice League of America (2005)
dir. Joel Schumacher
Batman- Stephen Baldwin
Robin- Chris O'Donnell
Superman- Shaquille O'Neal
The Flash- Ricky Martin
Wonder Woman- Jennifer Garner
Green Lantern- Larry the Cable Guy
Lex Luther- Mel Gibson
The Joker- Eminem
Catwoman- Halle Berry
21% on Rotten Tomatoes
Sometimes ya gotta kill your darlings, people. Play with the side effects. Try to tease out how a good thing can turn into a bad thing and a bad thing into a good thing.
Somehow, I'd still watch this and enjoy the s*** out of it. But you forgot one character. Tommy Wiseau as Starro the Conqueror