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Chris Oakley

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Franzman said:
The Second Great Jazz World War!​

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this Second Great Jazz World War at the Desert Cafe here in Poland. This is the Second edition of the popular jazz contest where different bands challenge each other. And would you've guessed that Germany once again is the challenger to the title, World Champion. We all remember that The Kaiser Dixieland Trio wasn't quite up to the task of defeating The Trench Mates. This time they have sent The Adolf Hitler Quartett with a featured soloist and they are preforming the tune "Minnie the Moocher". It will be interesting to see if they communicate with the audience like it's original composer does. Oh here they come on stage."

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Gutentag, this is mein band. Mein name is Adolf Hitler and I play ze bass and I zing.
On ze drums we have Hermann Göring.
On ze piano we have mein wife, ze lovely Eva Braun.
On sax, Josef Göbbels.
And appearing exkluzivelly on ze trumpet, Erwin Rommel.

Minnie the Moocher (by Cab Calloway)

"That is a fantastic performance, great singing by Adolf! He uses his perfect charisma to totally engulf the masses! Great feature playing by Rommel, he totally sweeps across the Desert with his expert techniques! I will give this a 9 out of 10 because of the slightly old choice of tune but overall it's great! The Allied Big Band will soon come on stage, preforming the tune In a Mello' Tone. The Allied Big Band is a compilation of the most skilled musicians from the United States, Britain, France and the Soviet Union. They are lead by their conductor Mr. Chamberlain who are a tad uncharismatic and naive. He usually just count in the tune and goes to sit down in the audience. The Lead Alto Saxophone player, Josef Stalin is used to taking his place. He likes to be infront. Oh here they come!"

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Hello there comrades!
This is Allied Big Band, we come all way from Moscow to play for you!
Let me introduce band!

On Alto sax we got me and General Zhukov.
On Tenor sax we got Douglas McArthur and Pvt. Joe, and on Baritone we got Dwight Eisenhower.

On trombone we got King George VI, De Gualle, Roosevelt and great Churchill on bass trombone.

On trumpet we got Montgomery, Pierre from France, Pvt. Igor and Pvt. Vladimir from Russia.

On drums, bass and piano we got some people from America. I don't remember name. *gets angry stares*
We are gonna play In a Mello Tone by guy from america, with a solo by Roosevelt and a very advanced Sax chorus by us saxophones.
1, 2 and a 1 2 3 4.

In a Mello Tone by Duke Ellington

"That is a absolutely wonderful performance. It was slow at first but it then it came like a train and knocked us over. We got steamrolled by the Allied Big Band. It seems that the manpower of the Allied Big Band will defeat the technical skills of the Adolf Hitler Quartett. I will give the ABB 10 out of 10. And that will conclude this Second Great Jazz World War. Join us next year for the Third edition when the Chinese Bebop Trio will take on the United Nations Experience. Good night!"
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Those have got to be the most bizarre photos anyone's ever posted here. :D
 

PCSwitaj

Time Magazine

The cover of TIME Magazine in my timeline, The Gulf War. Link can be found in my signature. As for the cover, all hail the power of Paint and Google!:D

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