Chapter 28: Calm Before the Storm
February, 1742
Paris
King Louis XV was disturbed to learn that his initial assumptions on the state of his nation's finances were, indeed, far worse than he'd imagined. Indeed, France was beyond broke. Still paying off the debts of previous wars (like the war of Spanish Succession now decades in the past), the poorly run Treasury was empty. Now, several years of war had resulted in the capture of part of Milan and traded Louisbourg for Antigua, Barbados and a few flyspeck islands in the West Indies. Louis XV already HAD a dozen others. Why care about a couple more?
He would not know of the capture of Madras for a few more weeks.
Still, gaining a few territories whose revenues yielded a few hundred thousand francs a year was nice...but not if it cost tens of millions of francs in war expenditures!
Indeed, Louis always thought of this war as strategic. Eliminate the threats to his nation (really, only Austria was a threat to invade) as the primary goal, not acquisition of still more slave islands or even gaining supremacy over border territories. From that standpoint, the war had been a partial success.
He just had no idea how to end it.
The War in Ireland had been intended largely as a distraction, a way to force Britain to the bargaining table. It had also been intended to ensure Britain would not dispatch troops to the Netherlands but Louis had already chosen to suspend any major offensives.
If only he could find a way to separate the pseudo-allies. He knew Austria, the Dutch Republic and Britain (and Hanover) all had different goals and would only support their own focus. This was similar to Louis XV and his cousin Louis I of Spain, whom now apparently cared only about Gibraltar.
Maria Theresa gave him his out. Duke Francis of Lorraine wanted to be the King of Bohemia, Archduke of Austria, King of Hungary, Holy Roman Emperor (eventually when Charles VII of Bavaria eventually died), hell maybe Byzantine Emperor if Constantinople fell.
Was the Duke willing to give up his patrimony?
A trade had been suggested years ago. If the Duke offered up Lorraine to France, then France would have no reason to object to such an alliance as the House of Habsburg-Lorraine would be far from French borders (except in the Austrian Netherlands, which the King could accept). He knew how much Francis loved his home Duchy but suspected that, now that he was a childless widower, Maria Theresa was looking better than ever. The Archduchess was equally smitten with the man she'd partially grown up with at the Vienna Court (assuming she had given up on the Prussian).
Austria and France had reached an equilibrium. France would not advance further into the Netherlands, nor molest Austria's march on Constantinople. Louis XV had even prevailed upon his cousin Louis I of France not to hinder the Austrian supply shipments flowing past Naples in the Adriatic. In return, Maria Theresa did not launch an offensive in the Netherlands, nor did she make overly many moves towards Italy.
It was all a matter of allowing all parties to bow out gracefully...or at least enough that the last participant would have little choice in the matter.
Maria Theresa had lost much - Naples, Milan and Sicily - while gaining little. He put her preferred (non-related) candidate on the Polish throne and taken some territory in the Balkans, though it was unclear how much would go to Austria, how much to Russia and how much would be independent. In truth, the only tangible benefit from such a long and expensive war may be ensuring that she retained her core (non-Italian) thrones.
Louis XV had a deceptively subtle mind and realized that Maria Theresa was willing to bargain. His cousin Louis I had already received most of what he desired in the war.
That was something to work with.
The true trouble-maker would be Britain, always on the outskirts of European politics (both literally and figuratively).
London
Robert Walpole was getting increasingly desperate. He'd learned of the loss of Barbados and the barbaric stripping of the valuable (and profitable) island of her citizens. The upper class British were shipped home, the lower class to Georgia and the all-important slaves to the French West Indies. By the time Britain could do anything about it, the place would likely be deserted.
And, at the moment, he could do nothing.
With both Ireland and Scotland under invasion, the Royal Navy was forced to remain in local waters, attempting to prevent an even larger transfer of troops. Spies along the French coast offered mixed reports: French plans for and army of 50,000 men invading Ireland and others claimed no Bourbon interest at all in expanding the invasions.
This meant the majority of the Royal Navy sat along the Channel, the Irish Sea and the Atlantic prepared to interdict an invasion that may or may not be coming.
Walpole was getting less and less popular to his lack of surprise.
King George II and the Duke of Cumberland marched north with an army of Levies, a few regulars and a few regiments of German mercenaries surprisingly offered by the King of Prussia to his "uncle".
Now he could only wait.
St. Augustine, Florida, Atlantic Coast
"Captain" Lawrence Washington raised a glass to the "conquest". Eight hundred colonial soldiers under the governor of Virginia "invade" the largest Spanish stronghold along Florida's Atlantic Coast.
It consisted of 400 sickly Spaniards under the care of 20 drunken soldiers. The entire defense consisted of the soldiers falling back into a mud fort and firing a solo round from a rusted cannon..which promptly burst and killed five of the soldiers.
They surrendered after "losing a quarter to their men to death and the rest to injury" in this glorious resistance.
Washington shook his head. The Governor was already promising to request land grants to the "heroic conquerors" but wondered who the hell would want to live in this dump?
The other "significant" towns in Florida were St. Marks and Pensacola, both past the Peninsula, along the southern coast of the continent. Without adequate naval support to protect the colonial army as it sailed past Cuba, there seemed to be little opportunity to serve King George II any further.
Then some idiot recommended marching across Florida to reach St. Marks by foot.
To his chagrin, that idiot was Lawrence Washington himself who volunteered to lead it.