It's because the exams are over, that's why I'm suddenly enjoying an upsurge in writing inspiration. I'll write as it comes; this snippet below was motivated by my discovery of the 1972 movie
Cabaret:
29 March 1935, Etzelburg
The interior of the club was a heady mix of sweet-scented fumes, pungent tobacco of all kinds, and- of course- the stink of men’s sweat. Such was life in wartime. Anton blinked furiously in the dim light and stumbled further in, almost colliding into a major with a thin line of accolades glistening, carefully polished, upon his lapel. The latter gripped him before he face-planted onto the fine Bulgarian rug; the split-second when their faces were inches apart was enough to trigger some basic recognition.
“Oberst Habsburg!” the major exclaimed, just slightly louder than required. Heads turned in the crowd: petite dames wreathed in ermine, their arms wrapped possessively with their pick of the night, spun around and fluttered their eyelids, attempting to curtsey and bow at the same time- all the better to show off more of their cleavage. The numerous officers and soldiers in the cabaret club, conditioned to do so since their conscription (which would have happened either way, regardless of the war), snapped a sharp salute- even the exaggerated features of the man onstage twitched into an almost comical expression of deference, before he seized the opportunity to take the slightly discomfiting sensation of extreme scrutiny away from Anton and shouted,
“
Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome!”
Anton fended off the last few admirers who approached, seeking to hold a conversation with one of the most powerful men in the Empire, and advanced to a chair at the front seat. The orchestra was striking up a quick, exciting little beat; Karl, Hugo and Orosz and the gang were already looking slightly buzzed.
“
Meine damen und herren, und der ehrenhaften Erzherzog Anton-” the Master of Ceremonies bowed elaborately in his direction, and Anton flushed. “
-Mesdames et messieurs, ladies and gentlemen! Guten abend, bonsoir...”
Niclas sketched a sloppy salute, as the Master of Ceremonies twirled his stick around, and pushed a glass of wine over. “Good of you to come and join us, Habsburg. Trust the train wasn’t too crowded?”
Anton rolled his eyes. Members of the family always got at least one carriage set aside for them, unless the train was truly intolerably crowded. And members of the public always appreciated a Habsburg showing some consideration for them. “Lots of Brits and Frenchies around tonight, eh?”
“Why d’you think he’s speaking in English and French?” Augustus burped and jerked his head back at specific members of the audience; following his friend’s gaze, Anton pinpointed several thick pockets of servicemen and officers, the former wearing the drab khaki of the English military; the latter sporting the fancy tricorn hats that were all the rage in the most fashionable armed forces on the continent. (Not like they’d be wearing it on the Eastern Front, though.) “Ah.”
“
Leave your troubles outside. So- life is disappointing? Forget it! We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful… The girls are beautiful… Even the orchestra is beautiful…”
Anatol downed another shot of champagne and motioned for another. Anton fumbled with his cigarette and exhaled gustily when it finally caught. “Of course life is beautiful here,” he said, gaze flitting distractedly over the scantily-clad girls assembling onstage to catcalls and applause. “Not like Etzelburg has a chance to be bombed or occupied.”
“
Budapest,” Radek corrected him, almost automatically. “And even if it were occupied, not like that would be any fault of yours,” he added, unnecessarily and slightly viciously.
The mood of the table was changing.
“
Outside it is winter- but inside here, it’s so hot. Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep them from taking off all their clothes. Who knows- tonight we may lose the battle!”
Pavel coughed wetly into his embroidered napkin. “Well,” he said tentatively, and in a most conciliatory manner, “to be fair, the current conflict was inevitable. We should, all of us, count ourselves as lucky, ja? To be involved in one of the great struggles for mastery of the Continent.” He unfolded a small map from his pocket- one of his favourite props- “we are protected, no? The Swedes can’t cross Oresund if Denmark and Prussia keep up their good work...”
Radek grunted. He never could apologize.
The conversation then shifted. Anton was working up a nice buzz by now, and some of the pretty young things hanging on stiff French arms had worked out that now was an appropriate time to approach, dragging their paramours along with them. So it turned out that their little table had turned into an almost impromptu centre of attention for the club.
“...and the language, you know, it’s just slightly unintelligible since afore I was born, right?” a Prussian officer, his famous helmet covered in sweet-smelling lipstick, complained. “Pandering to der Poles can’t possibly work out for anyone, ja?”
To which a thickly-accented Lithuanian rebutted, his voice laced even thicker with sarcasm, “Ach, I don’t know, it works rather well in our Slavic fringes. You don’t want to pander to the Poles; you want something like Russia, is it?”
The music reached a crescendo. Anton laced his fingers over his stomach and turned to the next girl. It was funny how he was more sociable once there were a few more drinks in him. Beside him, Hugo and Orosz had charged into an increasingly nonsensical argument over the Americans entering the war, their heads wreathed in smoke, adoring women surrounding them. The club buzzed on.