"I am sorry to say that I must say there is a state of war between the United States and the British Empire, after their attack on sovreign american territory and their violation of the monroe doctrine." Theodore Rossevelt, 1915
A quote from the announcement given by President Theodore Roosevelt via the first Presidential Broadcast via Radio after the British assault of America's military base Cristobal in American Panama as part of an amphibious invasion of Panama to seize control of the vital Panama Canal, and to expand British territorial holdings in the New World as France, Britain, and America were in a race to carve up the Caribbean, Central America, and South America.
"Without fame this haircut is simply... Mental illness."
"Well duh! What was your first fucking clue?"
"How refreshing. Normally people feed into my ego when I say shit like that."