Written into the initial draft of President Jordan Belfort as a joke that found it's way into the actual inaugural speech, though he said this sarcastically and earned many laughs from the crowd. Despite entering the White House with multiple felony convictions for financial fraud and drugs, along with a reputation for use of prostitutes and continued cocaine addiction, the Belfort Presidency ended with a strong American economy, even while mired in more scandals which one commentator noted; "The President [Jordan Belfort] has turned the White House into a den of sin and vice, he is America's Caligula. The worst part is that no one seems to care in the slightest." "So first we went to the nearest bar and drank all it's contents. We repeated this for about three more liquor establishments before finding a fellow with one leg who sold a wide variety of legal and illegal drugs. After doing an inhuman amount of said substances the world turned into a blue corkscrew and I became Merlin. Somewhere in the middle of the riot that detonated after one of our bodyguards thought his gun turned into a mass of snakes we found a brothel and stayed there for the remainder of the week. So that's how the diplomatic trip to São Paulo went, I put all of it on the expense account, oh and I've got at least five of the prostitutes claiming that I got them pregnant so we'll have to pay for DNA tests in about nine months or so."