'Base-Ball': A sport, wherein two teams -- of varying size, by prior agreement -- each try to move a large ball (by kicking, throwing, and/or carrying, it) into a 'goal' which the opposing side's players defend; named thus due to its derivation from a game (of even greater brutality) that was practised of old as a way of expressing local rivalries amongst the vulgar rabble, rather than as a pass-time for the better classes.