Arthur I, by the Grace of God

[Deleted member 92121]

Oh my bad I read it wrong

Unforgivable

 

[BlueFlowwer]

Completly, sir. Shall i go to the guillotine now or have I time to compose my last will?

 

[Deleted member 92121]

For reading something wrong? To the Rack with you!!

 

[BlueFlowwer]

NOOOOOO anything but the Rack!!!!

 

[Md139115]

Completly, sir. Shall i go to the guillotine now or have I time to compose my last will?

I would think that you should be allowed a meal and a confessor of your choice...

But this is an exceptionally awful crime...

 

[BlueFlowwer]

I didnt expect the spanish inqusition!

 

[Md139115]

I didnt expect the spanish inqusition!

Why would you? They've been dead for centuries.

I'm from the Roman one...

 

[BlueFlowwer]

Damn my monte pyton joke failed *throws self off a cliff*

 

[Md139115]

Damn my monte pyton joke failed *throws self off a cliff*

Drat.


We were unable to measure your weight and compare it to a duck.



The Vatican will be most displeased.

 

[BlueFlowwer]

Maybe if I build a large wooden badger.....

 

[Md139115]

Maybe if I build a large wooden badger.....

How?

You're dead.

We weren't even able to harvest the organs.

 

[BlueFlowwer]

That was just a flest wound

 

[Md139115]

Wonderful. Always a pleasure to hear that one of God's creations has managed to live.

Now just stay in the dungeons until we get around to trying your case.

I can guarantee that it will take no longer than 70 years.

 

[BlueFlowwer]

Help, help I'm being opressed!

 

[Md139115]

In case you haven't realized it yet, genius, this is not the Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune.

 

[BlueFlowwer]

So what's next for king Arthurs reign?

 

[Deleted member 92121]

I suggest you two end this silly-talk or you will witness the inherent violence in the system.

 

[Aishio]

Well, the "chat" sure is nice. I understand NOTHING about any of the woman you are talking about, so I cant give suggestions. But I would like to see a thing: United, "independent" (like with Archduke Albert VII and Isabella) Netherlands who prospers! Yeeeeeeeiiii

 

[BlueFlowwer]

A different inheritance among the hapsburgs would help with that. Or that after Charles V the spanish don't get the low countries.

 

[Deleted member 92121]

A different inheritance among the hapsburgs would help with that. Or that after Charles V the spanish don't get the low countries.

If Isabella of Portugal marries Arthur II, then she will not marry Charles V, and who knows how his inheritance works then? Maybe he marries someone that influences him in trying to preserve the Habsburg Emprie, maybe someone that convinces him in making something more descentralized.