George Walker Bush is a Texan businessman, politician and military veteran who served as the 18th
Chief Executive Officer of the Political Council of State and Business (commonly referred to as "politico"), from 2000 to 2011 Currently a member of the right leaning
Christian-Democratic Party of Texas, he previously served as the last
General Secretary of the American Union, overseeing the implementation of the
Corporatocratic functions of government while not holding any political offices from 1986 until his election to the
Shareholder's General Congress in 1989.
A member of the Communist Party until the dissolution of the American Union, Bush's political party affiliation has been the subject of controversy, from his alleged involvement in the smuggling of a nuclear weapon to potentially assassinate General Secretary Richard Nixon to his alleged ties to domestic terrorist organizations. In his own memoirs, Bush notes his apathetic attitudes towards the world around him until his teenage years, being inspired by Communist leader
Barry Goldwater's "Virtues of the everyman" televised convention address to that year's politico. From 1969 to 1974 he would enlist in the
Federalist Army, being deployed to the
215th Expeditionary Force. He would serve admirably, according to his personal memoirs, though interviews with his superior officers tend to say he was "pisspoor" at his job as a
Demolition Officer. Owing to his father's service in the
Patriotic Liberation War, and thanks to a general atmosphere of corruption and nepotism within the ranks of the armed forces, he was awarded the War of Patriotic Liberation medallion, and one for the
Siege of Waco, despite not being stationed anywhere near the city during the
Connally Rebellion of '70.
Upon his completion of his tour of duty, he was discharged from the military's active pool, though he still retained his Brown Card in the event of an attack on the continental USSA. Using his military service, and a few political connections, he was able to arrange the support of LBJ's political faction of hardliners in exchange for Bush campaigning on Johnson's behalf during a contentious time on the politburo. He was elected to the
25th Politburo, being re-elected as a member until 1986.
In 1979, the once popular Barry Goldwater had numerous issues, he alienated the Christian-left wing of the politburo by removing
Jerry Fallwell from the
Elective Defense Committee. In attempting to shore up support from the moderate-right wing, his attempts at light-weight free market reforms infuriated the hardliners and disastisfied the reformist faction. It was under this amount of pressure that had him comb for a successor that both factions would at least agree on.
Initially, the hardliners put up the staunchly conservative
Fritz Hollings, a choice popular with the southern wing of the party, though controversial with the moderates and completely unappealing for the reformist wing by backing segregation in the 60s. As a counter, the reformist faction nominated
Frank Church. He lacked the name recognition and was hostile to the increasing amounts of military spending that was proposed by
Military Director of the State Affairs Council Curtis LeMay. The Military Director let it be known that Church was an immediate veto, bringing the talks back to square one. Supposedly, then the young Texan then proposes his own name, at least according to his memoirs. In reality, the choice was barked up by
George H.W. Bush, who sat as one of the alternating directors of the state affairs council.
After several ballots, Bush's name was agreed to unanimously, and George Bush became the next General Secretary. His work was cut out for him as he began to act more of a reformer, though initially playing to the demands of the hardliner faction at first so as not to alienate and lose his tentative position with a vote of no-confidence. He appointed
James Watt as the Foreign Minister, who began a series of "de-escelation" methods with both the
Republic of China and the German Empire. He reluctantly allowed the unpopular war in Canada to continue, while entering secret negotiations with Supreme Leader
Pierre Trudeau. By 1984 he had worked out a deal, having Watt sign the
Treaty of Just and Right Accords. This treaty was popular only externally because it began the withdrawal of the 300,000 combat troops within Canada at the time. Internally ,several members of the politburo were furious, arguing it was "capitulating to the capitalists." Bush began to open the government up with increasingly pro-capitalist moves such as abolishing the
Central Price Control Board and the
Directory of Food Security and National Safety. He appointed somewhat competent officials that managed to change various things. The General Secretary would forcibly push through sweeping political decisions, such as the right to "bitch about the governments on the internets". However, all this change alienated the Communist party's elite in
Roosevelt City.
While he was out of the country during the July Incident, he immediately flew back upon hearing of the hardliner's failure at seizing power, using his power following a purge of the "traitors", he began the lengthy three year "Transition Period", overseeing the placement of pro-reform minded individuals such as John Warner as the acting head of state under the office of "Administrative Chancellor". The abrupt, shock saw numerous implosions of the local economy and decades of increased corruption, fueled by the intertwining of politics and business, and in some cases, making it mandatory, as laid out in the
Articles of Incorporation of 1989. Eventually, however, Bush was first elected to the
Shareholders General Congress following numerous failed attempts at running in the monthly terms of office. (This would be fixed with an amendment to the Articles in 1990 that altered the makeup of the Oil and Gas Industry's total number of proportional "group" representatives as shareholders.)
Soon after arriving, he was nominated by the poorest members of the Seventh Day Alliance as
Minority Stockholder, arguing with Mississippian
John Stennis and his replacement Ohioan
Jim Rhodes. He was respected for his elegance, while derided for his violent temper and was generally made fun of behind his back owing to Bush's perceived lack of intelligence. In 1994, the
Social Christian Democratic Salvation Congress, a military junta with ties to business, ran and won a majority of Shareholder's minds and wallets. Now officially the
Majority Shareholder, he proposed minor structural changes to the Articles of Incorporation, managing to streamline the process of identifying illegal immigrants and strengthening the boarder against "devilish" Canadians. He proudly pushed through corporate sponsorship in churches too.
Eventually, in 2000 he was elected as the de-facto head of state, the politico CEO. As a formality, he was ceremoniously elected President by the
538 members of the Electoral College at 2AM on the 19th of January, 2001, with his term starting at 6 in the morning of the 20th and ending at midnight. The President was asked who he wanted his vice president to be to which he replied "Cheney I guess, he'll only be VP for a day. Just try not to put too much thought into it, I'm just a lousy Figurehead, fuck it, he'll be by Vice-lousy Figurehead."
His one day as the
77,332nd President of the United States was rather uneventful, besides asking the political CEO if he could "sign something". Shortly before his term ended, he proudly held up to the one flashing camera a receipt for his dry-cleaning that he signed "George W. Bush, President of the United Whatevers."