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(Done at the request of @Loulou; credit for the album cover goes to /u/cosmonautbilly on Reddit.)

The Beatles after 1970
God (1971)


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God is the thirteenth studio album by the English rock band The Beatles, released on 18 April 1971 by Apple Records. The recording sessions for the album were hot off the heels of the tense and sometimes caustic Abbey Road/Let It Be recording sessions. After Lennon experienced an epiphany on the rooftop of Apple Records after the live concert of some of the tracks from Let It Be, the four Beatles decided to reconcile their differences and work together again. Their four creative talents were unified in God. This was furthered after the accidental death of Yoko Ono in 1970 due to an automobile accident (thus the inspiration for the finished 'Child of Nature', 'Instant Karma!' and 'God'.)

While it did not reach top of the charts in the United States (topping out at #15), it was a best-selling album in the United Kingdom, topping out at #2. While it did not see the same commercial success as Abbey Road, it did well enough to convince the Fab Four to continue their work...

I'd fix it so the picture is the front cover only, other than that, it's really good!
 
Assassination of John F. Kennedy

On November the 22nd, 1963, the President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, was assassinated in Dallas, Texas, USA. As his motorcade entered Dealey Plaza, he was fired at by as many as 55 gunmen from various angles. These included Cuban exiles on the overpass, CIA operatives firing from the grassy knoll, a 'lone nutcase' firing from the Texas School Book Depository, as well as a number of operatives within the crowd. Even the Governor of Texas, John Connally, took a shot against the President. After 13 minutes of shooting, the motorcade managed to leave Dealey Plaza. The President would be declared dead later that afternoon. In the aftermath of the assassination, Dallas police managed to arrest 43 suspects (though they suspected as many as 12-15 avoided arrest). Two days later, however, all 43 of these suspects would be shot dead by Jack Ruby, a local nightclub owner.

The gunmen were hired by a wide number of different organisations, as well as being joined by other individuals who all bore a grudge against the President. Most academics believe it was a sheer coincidence that all of them decided to assassinate the president at the exact same spot in the exact same city on the exact same day. Debate rages today on the co-operation between the different groups.

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(Based on this Onion article, as well as me attempting to list every suggested culprit I could find for the assassination)

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Assassination of John F. Kennedy

Oh, and here's Jack Ruby in flesh... or, rather, concentrated light.

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Jack Ruby (born Ruby Facet-3F8J Cut-9CK) was a Gem soldier and murderer from Gamma Kindergarten who lived in Dallas, Texas. Following her emigration from Homeworld, she renamed herself Jack Ruby and settled down in the basement of an abandoned house, eventually becoming a nightclub operator. On November 24, 1963, she fatally shot and/or vaporized the 43 gunmen while the latter were in police custody after being charged with assassinating U.S. President John F. Kennedy two days earlier. A Dallas jury found her guilty of murdering Oswald and Jack was consequently sentenced to death. Later, Ruby appealed her conviction, had it overturned and was granted a new trial. However, on January 3, 1967, as the date for her new trial was being set, Ruby was assaulted by a serpentine inmate and subsequently shattered.
 
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(Done at the request of @Loulou; credit for the album cover goes to /u/cosmonautbilly on Reddit.)

The Beatles after 1970
God (1971)


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Rjbpj5e.png


3Fmm2tq.png


God is the thirteenth studio album by the English rock band The Beatles, released on 18 April 1971 by Apple Records. The recording sessions for the album were hot off the heels of the tense and sometimes caustic Abbey Road/Let It Be recording sessions. After Lennon experienced an epiphany on the rooftop of Apple Records after the live concert of some of the tracks from Let It Be, the four Beatles decided to reconcile their differences and work together again. Their four creative talents were unified in God. This was furthered after the accidental death of Yoko Ono in 1970 due to an automobile accident (thus the inspiration for the finished 'Child of Nature', 'Instant Karma!' and 'God'.)

While it did not reach top of the charts in the United States (topping out at #15), it was a best-selling album in the United Kingdom, topping out at #2. While it did not see the same commercial success as Abbey Road, it did well enough to convince the Fab Four to continue their work...
This is really really good. I love the idea of a Beatles version of Instant Karma.
 
Oh, and here's Jack Ruby in flesh... or, rather, concentrated light.

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Jack Ruby (born Ruby Facet-3F8J Cut-9CK) was a Gem soldier and murderer from Gamma Kindergarten who lived in Dallas, Texas. Following her emigration from Homeworld, she renamed herself Jack Ruby and settled down in the basement of an abandoned house, eventually becoming a nightclub operator. On November 24, 1963, she fatally shot and/or vaporized the 43 gunmen while the latter were in police custody after being charged with assassinating U.S. President John F. Kennedy two days earlier. A Dallas jury found her guilty of murdering Oswald and Jack was consequently sentenced to death. Later, Ruby appealed her conviction, had it overturned and was granted a new trial. However, on January 3, 1967, as the date for her new trial was being set, Ruby was assaulted by a serpentine inmate and subsequently shattered.

Said serpentine inmate was then assassinated by a sentient washing machine, which was smashed by an annoyed senator, who was assassinated as part of an infinite regress of assassinations.
 

Asami

Banned
Jack Ruby (born Ruby Facet-3F8J Cut-9CK) was a Gem soldier and murderer from Gamma Kindergarten who lived in Dallas, Texas. Following her emigration from Homeworld, she renamed herself Jack Ruby and settled down in the basement of an abandoned house, eventually becoming a nightclub operator. On November 24, 1963, she fatally shot and/or vaporized the 43 gunmen while the latter were in police custody after being charged with assassinating U.S. President John F. Kennedy two days earlier. A Dallas jury found her guilty of murdering Oswald and Jack was consequently sentenced to death. Later, Ruby appealed her conviction, had it overturned and was granted a new trial. However, on January 3, 1967, as the date for her new trial was being set, Ruby was assaulted by a serpentine inmate and subsequently shattered.

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Asami

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I'm sad because there were so many other Rubies to shatter but you had to shatter the cool one :(

But I do love it because Steven Universe. :p
 
Oh, and here's Jack Ruby in flesh... or, rather, concentrated light.

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Jack Ruby (born Ruby Facet-3F8J Cut-9CK) was a Gem soldier and murderer from Gamma Kindergarten who lived in Dallas, Texas. Following her emigration from Homeworld, she renamed herself Jack Ruby and settled down in the basement of an abandoned house, eventually becoming a nightclub operator. On November 24, 1963, she fatally shot and/or vaporized the 43 gunmen while the latter were in police custody after being charged with assassinating U.S. President John F. Kennedy two days earlier. A Dallas jury found her guilty of murdering Oswald and Jack was consequently sentenced to death. Later, Ruby appealed her conviction, had it overturned and was granted a new trial. However, on January 3, 1967, as the date for her new trial was being set, Ruby was assaulted by a serpentine inmate and subsequently shattered.

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Fine, Fine! Here's your damn sash!
~Attributed to Canadian President between 2019 and 2024 Michael Chong and allegedly spoken at his successor's inauguration ceremony

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The Turkey behind* the Mare, ladies and gentlemen.

* Read: who decides the foreign, defense and internal security policies and excercises the sweeping executive powers given to the President of Canada for, and covers up/minimized the damages of the many, many diplomatic incidents caused by
 

shiftygiant

Gone Fishin'
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The Irish general election of 2017 took place on Friday 16 June to elect 160 Teachtaí Dála (TDs) across 40 constituencies to Dáil Éireann, the lower house of Ireland's parliament, the Oireachtas. The 28th Dáil was dissolved by President Peter Osborne on 24 May, at the request of Taoiseach Thomas O'Donnell. The electorate was given the task of choosing the members of the 29th Dáil who met on 7 July to nominate a Taoiseach and ratify the ministers of the Government of the 29th Dáil.

In the aftermath of the election, Thomas O'Donnell Éire Aontaithe returned once again as the largest party in the Dáil, having only lost two seats, although as many commentators noted the party returned with a higher percentage of seats in the Dáil thanks to boundary changes. The opposition party, Left List, suffered a humiliating defeat, losing sixteen of their forty-one seats and 7.5% of their previous vote share. The number of Independents would conversely rise from 20 to 26 deputies, collectively becoming the second largest group in the Dáil.

Part of the reason for this increase was due to deputies leaving and running against official Left List candidates over the issue of Europe, feeling betrayed by Dromey's decision to include a pro-European platform in the election manifesto despite strong objection, as well as perceived imbalance in party discipline, with many Independent candidates believing they were unfairly treated for breaking party whip over a European vote, in comparison to the relatively light punishment several deputies faced after openly voicing support for the terrorist organisation Meibion Glyndŵr. Another part of this was due to the Left List's loss of support, largely blamed on a string of scandals and gaffes that occurred during the campaign; in a notable incident, Dromey was alleged to have assaulted a student in Cork during a campaign rally. Though he was not charged, the story was widely reported in the media and exploited by Éire Aontaithe, who painted Dromey as being too aggressive for the role of Taoiseach. Éire Aontaithe campaigned largely on economic stability and growth, as well as personal trust in O'Donnell, whose personal approval rating was high above that of Dromey. The Left List would make an issue of O'Donnell's close ties to the British Prime Minister, Sarah Jewell, as well as his technocratic approach to government, and perceived failures in the handling of anti-government protests in Dublin over the summer of 2016.

Members of the 29th Dáil met on 7 June, electing former Finance Minister and son of the President, Peter Osborne, the new Ceann Comhairle by secret ballot. O'Donnell was easily reappointed Taoiseach the same day and held the position until he stepped down on 12 February 2018, succeeded by Foreign Minister and Deputy Taoiseach Stephen Coonan.​
 
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Who here haven't watched The Simpsons? Anybody? No? Well, that's not surprising, because it's the oldest show still going. Anybody here actually remember yellow-skinned Bart and Liz? The old gentleman in the back, perhaps?

*laughs from the audience*

Now, don't get me wrong, I love watching the old show, even though the image quality is absolutely rubbish. But to me, the Simpsons are always living in a world without colour. Any of you know that Bart was once a kid in the regular show? Straight up, I'm not kidding, he was once a naughty kid, and not the hardworking daddy lawyer we all know him as. In fact, why don't we put a picture of kid Bart on the wall?

*picture is put up*

That's him, Bart Simpson! Don't recognise him? Why don't we do more? Put up one of Liz as well!

*picture is put up*

Liz Simpson, before she became a teacher! What's absolutely amazing about this is that people a hundred years ago would know only kid Bart and Liz, not the lovable adults they grew up to be. Imagine how different they imagine the show! With colour, yellow skin, and with the two as kids! Almost a different show!

*murmurs*

Any of you watched the newest Yuletide Tales? Did you know it's a redoing of the very first episode? Yep, the story of Bart and Milhouse trying to find presents for their families is actually a redo of where it's Homer trying to get money to do so. Any of you want to watch that? It's ready to go up if you want.

*positive murmurs*

*room goes dark*

*Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire starts*

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The Simpsons wasn't always The Show as it is seen today. Indeed, by the 2040s, it was seen as a rundown show with its great days long in the past. The cancellation due to the Apocalypse helped it significantly as new writers were taken in when it was restarted in 2072, but even with several really good streaks, it started to lag behind in the 2110s, and the 2110s-2120s seasons are seen as some of the most mediocre.

Enter Zooey Zyzzyva. A long-time watcher of The Simpsons and rising cartoonist star, she decided that the show needed some big shake-ups. The restarted show already moved the ages up so that Bart and Lisa would be teenagers and Maggie the naughty but cute kid, and this helped the show as new storylines could be introduced. Zyzzyva decided that there should be another age-shift, and she decided to revamp the style, doing away with "needlessly retro" styles in favor of a colourless and modern one "which tells the audience this is a new Simpsons."

The company that was producing it refused to agree with Zyzzyva's changes but sold the production rights to American Dream Studios, a studio which was open to doing so. The last episode of the "Middle Era" of the Simpsons aired in January 2131, and the first "New Era" one aired at Christmas. The viewing rate, low in the 2110s and 2120s, increased in the New Era.

The "New Era" radically redefined what "The Simpsons" was about. Instead of focusing on Homer and Marge and their kids, it now focused on Bart and Liz [the respelling intentional] and their families. Homer and Marge would still be characters as well, of course, but their roles were reduced in favour of the new characters, their grandkids.

After a lull in the 2160s, it has returned with a bang in the 2170s and entering 2182, it seems to be more popular than ever. The most popular New Era episode is "Springfield Dreaming" which first aired in May 2142.​
 
That's an interesting idea. I think Matt Groening said that the show would keep going as long as the main voice cast was willing to work for. I think that's the most likely situation.
 
Assassination of John F. Kennedy

On November the 22nd, 1963, the President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, was assassinated in Dallas, Texas, USA. As his motorcade entered Dealey Plaza, he was fired at by as many as 55 gunmen from various angles. These included Cuban exiles on the overpass, CIA operatives firing from the grassy knoll, a 'lone nutcase' firing from the Texas School Book Depository, as well as a number of operatives within the crowd. Even the Governor of Texas, John Connally, took a shot against the President. After 13 minutes of shooting, the motorcade managed to leave Dealey Plaza. The President would be declared dead later that afternoon. In the aftermath of the assassination, Dallas police managed to arrest 43 suspects (though they suspected as many as 12-15 avoided arrest). Two days later, however, all 43 of these suspects would be shot dead by Jack Ruby, a local nightclub owner.

The gunmen were hired by a wide number of different organisations, as well as being joined by other individuals who all bore a grudge against the President. Most academics believe it was a sheer coincidence that all of them decided to assassinate the president at the exact same spot in the exact same city on the exact same day. Debate rages today on the co-operation between the different groups.

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(Based on this Onion article, as well as me attempting to list every suggested culprit I could find for the assassination)

Hidden Wikipedia
Assassination of John F. Kennedy

You forgot to mention that the driver of JFK's limo also shot the President!

(Seriously, some conspiracy theorists believe that JFK was assassinated by his own limo driver. They claim that in the Zapruder film, when the driver turns around when JFK is shot in the head, that you can see the driver aiming a .45 cal pistol at him. In reality, it was just sunlight reflecting off the driver's hair.)
 
Itinericism
Itinericism is a social, political, and religious movement that first arose in the late twenty-fifth century primarily out of the Scientific Occultism beliefs. Itinericism grew from a small, loose organization of physicists and mathematicians inspired by American scientist Abigail Tattinger's beliefs to become the largest religion in the United States, the state religion of the US, and the cause of the American Civil War. Scientific Occultists believed that by pushing their social and psychological boundaries of pain and pleasure, they could reach enlightenment.

This is edgy but very interesting, like if the Imperium of Man was written as the bad guys instead of...whatever the hell they're supposed to be
 
You forgot to mention that the driver of JFK's limo also shot the President!

(Seriously, some conspiracy theorists believe that JFK was assassinated by his own limo driver. They claim that in the Zapruder film, when the driver turns around when JFK is shot in the head, that you can see the driver aiming a .45 cal pistol at him. In reality, it was just sunlight reflecting off the driver's hair.)

I remeber reading that somewhere, but evidently I forgot to put it in the wikibox. Though just about everyone and everything has been blamed for the Kennedy assassination at some point...
 
This is edgy but very interesting, like if the Imperium of Man was written as the bad guys instead of...whatever the hell they're supposed to be
At GW
Guy: "Boss, do you think our good guys aren't good enough?"
Boss: "What, the death cultist magic space racist catholic nazis? Huh, you might be onto something there. But what would we introduce instead?"
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I like yours better, @Bhangbhangduc.
 
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