A Map Shitpost Thread
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"Papa?"
"Yes, son?"
"...You went to the Inlands before, right?"
"...Yep."
"What's it like?"
"We don't talk about those things at the dinner table, son."
"But why n--"
"Eat your peas."
New Jersey Wank is love. NEW JERSEY WANK IS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jersey Shore can into only shore! East Coast Imperialism Ho!
Now we need a cold-war-germany-like balkanization to upset new-jersey-nationalist
Hell, this thing could develop its own lore. Let's start a shitposting subculture!
why not?
Well, first we need to establish which states cannot into panhandle. Like Poland cannot into space, but for panhandles. Any ideas?
or we need some other european state that got extremely fcked up in some point of history (like austria) which still gets bullied through "no panhandle expansions for you"
I like idea. We could have Tirol becoming independent and expanding, but never with Austria. Like whenever Austria tries to panhandles it ends up backfiring or failing miserably. We could do the same thing with Germany and Silesia, but I honestly think Silesia panhandle is too good to let down.
I'd keep the Tyrol panhandle in Austria but Austria isn't allowed to make any other panhandles in sense of "Tyrol is enough panhandle for the next 500 years"
Also we could forbid Czechia as well since they have so many small panhandles in west and north/northeast that they "wasted their Panhandle magical mana power" for these small panhandles and thus Czechia will similarity to Austria never into coast because both can't panhandle to the coast
Another rule i'd apply is that Switzerland panhandles can never touch the coast, and whenever you are shitposting with Switzerland, it can never have any coastal territory. Kinda like the new Bolivia, since Bolivia can always into coast now
(Panhandle) Size Doesn't Matter!
Czechia cannot into panhandle? ("too small" logic)