Well, here we go again. Fortunately, I've finished this semester's courses, which means that this timeline will continue as usual.
I also apologize for this obscenely long delay, since researching about the Cisplatine war was a pain in the arse for me: It's either sources in Portuguese (since, the language is way too similar to Spanish) which I have to guess and half-ass on a mental translation, or extremely biased Uruguayan sources, mostly because it's junior high school material. The chapters dealing with this war gave me an awful constipation. I really, really, really, really hated writing this chapter, the previous one, and the one which will follow with the peace negotiations. I just feel it's not up to par with my other writings.
But alas, I'm glad I have to put the kibosh on this chapter, so that the next one will come later this week. It's easier to write about the subsequent negotiations. Enjoy.
P.S.: According to iwl.me, I write like Daniel Defoe on this chapter. Something I honestly disbelieve; these writings are like
My Immortal compared to his.
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Chapter 6
The First Cisplatine War, Part 2: “Remove Feiojada From The Premises”.
If you ask a Platinean, they will call it “La Cruzada Libertadora” (The Liberation Crusade). If you ask a Brazilian, they will call it “Rebelião do Cisplatina” (The Cisplatine Rebellion). The rest of the world calls it “The First Cisplatine War” due to the fact this is a war in South America which only a few obsessed history genii [1] are interested in. However, this largely unknown war shaped the Brazilian Empire and the Platinean Federation, in the same way that it shaped the Mexican Empire and the United States a few years later, albeit in different ways.
The first 33 Orientales.
What started with a raid against the Brazilian hold onto the eastern part of the River Plate basin quickly spiralled into a full-scale rebellion against the Brazilian authorities, which were unable to fight back due to the dire situation with supplies and manpower that they had at hand. Lecor and his men were unable to hold the territories with their small garrison, and what ensued was a serious conscription campaign in Brazil, given that their best soldiers were still tied up in anti-insurgent operations in the north. These low-quality armies created from scratch were poorly trained, poorly armed, poorly motivated, and poorly fed, even compared to the Platinean militias. On their defence, the latter had to face off against three different enemies, back to back, in less than two decades. But to make matters worse for the Brazilians, their overzealous war cabinet insisted on pushing for total war against the Platinean-back rebels, mostly, to show them the superiority of the Monarchical form of government.
The Platineans confided to have a quick victory, and bolstered by the success of the revolts, they proceeded to officially declare war against the Brazilian Empire in May 12, 1825. Then, the armies of La Plata began to cross onto Banda Oriental en masse, and in two weeks, about 6,000 Platinean soldiers were already camping in the eastern shores of the Río de la Plata.
Both sides had also different ways to wage war: the Brazilians were (pointlessly) trying to engage the Platineans on pitched battles, and the latter launching successful raids and all sorts of nonstandard attacks against their enemies, namely Brazilians and their collaborationist allies in Montevideo. The point for attempting a pitched battle was, according to the Brazilian war cabinet, to prove the superiority of the Monarchy against these Republican agitators. Sadly for them, the pitched battles didn’t go as expected either…
The first pitched battle between Orientales and Brazilian forces came to be in the hills of the place now known as “Rincón de las Gallinas”, in which the first ones, forming a force of 250 men, managed to defeat a Brazilian force three times the size of the first and got routed, with 140 dead and 300 captured. So much for the pitched battle they wanted so badly, which caused later on the Brazilian garrison in Montevideo to surrender due to the fact that the forces present at Rincón de las Gallinas were supposed to reinforce Montevideo; and with this force gone, the Orientales had an easier time getting Montevideo, therefore legitimizing even more their cause. This all continued afterwards with the Congreso de la Florida, for which we’ll talk later on.
Then we got the battle of Sarandí. Another battle, which also ended as another defeat for Brazil. Again, also another Brazilian army got decimated, and again, this was caused by Lavalleja. And this defeat is also credited to an overzealous military top brass from Brazil, who is also a nobleman, part of the good ol’ tradition of buying your military commissions.
Then the Battle of Ituzaingó came. What started with the Marquis of Barbacena giving pursuit to what it seemed the rear guard of the Oriental-Platinean army led by Juan Antonio Lavalleja got the Brazilian army encircled. After a few hours, in which the Platinean cavalry captured the Brazilian artillery and with the latter’s cavalry away chasing off what seemed to be the rear of Lavalleja’s army, the main Brazilian army ended up having the pitched battle that they wanted so badly. Except that it ended in a disaster for them, with their army routed and suffering extensive losses. Subsequent skirmishes over the Cisplatine plains ended up in similar results, with the Brazilian army demoralized and the Brazilian exchequer in red numbers, and the rest of the Platinean army and the Oriental rebels nowhere to be seen or be fought on anything resembling a coherent battle. [2]
On the sea, the war went different, for at least a year, in which the Brazilian navy dominated the River Plate estuary. It all ended when the Brazilians lost the western part of the Cisplatine province.
The final nail on the coffin for Brazilian domination of the Cisplatine came with the defeat at the naval battle of Río de Janeiro in May 9th, 1827. In front of the horrified civilian population, the Platinean navy shelled the harbour, and with that, finishing off whatever hopes the Brazilians had on reaching a stalemate.
It was a matter of time until the British decided to mediate the results of the war, in before the Platineans got off their breeches or someone poked an eye out of the other one. Platineans, Orientales and Brazilians all agreed to negotiate peace terms.
For this purposes, a ceasefire was called by both sides, and agreed upon on the 15th day of June.
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[1] This TL’s equivalent of the term “Nerd”.
[2] OTL, the battle of Ituzaingó was a tactical victory for the Argentines, but a strategical stalemate, with them unable to pursuit the rest of the Brazilian army. ITTL, this battle ends as a decisive victory for the Platineans, which are now in a position to negotiate on favourable terms for themselves.