First of all, I have to say props to Napo for that story. You really captured the tone of those kinds of PI stories, and just added extra propaganda. Also RUMP's phone number being 1776 is such a perfect little touch of Americana that I actually LOL'd.
"Does he have plans for a bloody vacation in CoCaro?"
Well, obviously Archie Williams is a Satan loving degenerate, so of course he doesn't! Ya know what? Just to spite the memory of this foul character and his real world counterparts, all y'all Yankees should book a vacation in lovely
East Carolina! Feel the tropical breeze in your hair, the warm sand gently coating your skin, and a slower pace of life. Now for the low, low price of $95 per person!
Book your vacation today! HARK THE SOUND OF TROPICAL LIVING!
Will the Grimoire reveal its secrets? Is Miss Sandwich really an accomplice or a well-meaning fool? Is Archie Williams really gone for good? Read the next issue of this magazine to see what happens when the Magick Grimoire is transported to the Tobias Institute... and how Pennsylvania Jack will handle his continuing adventure against the forces of darkness!
Let's see. The Grimoire will be revealed to be the work of the Pope/the French/the Ruskies. I'm assuming Miss Sandwich is just a bumbling bimbo who.. er... needs Jack's Fluids to sort her out? Ew. Obviously the Institute and Jack will destroy the forces of darkness!
Maybe I'm getting it completely wrong, but to be sure...
@Murica1776
Thank you for your question citizen! Allow me to clarify for you to prevent future confusion.
Kookie is a word meaning strange, bizarre, occult.
Cokie is a citizen of the Confederation of the Carolinas, the Republic Andy Jackson Built, our New Eden! Hark the Sound of Educational Voices!