Death and All His Friends
The Reichstag on the Eve of War
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Stresemann looked around the table, where Germany’s finest military minds sat. These days, Stresemann wondered if he’d do fire the lot of them and just invite the French in. “You’re saying we can’t beat the French, Italians, and Poles?”
Beck scowled aback across the table. “Yes, with the pittance you’ve provided, the military would not be capable of any action. It would doom the nation.”
Stresemann’s scowled. “Pittance? You’ve been given millions. Now you’re telling me we would've done better to use it to build swimming pools.”
“Not at all,” replied Beck. “We could easily win a short, limited war. Against Poland, or Czechoslovakia, we would triumph. But your diplomatic bungling has us encircled in a web of foes.”
Stresemann sighed. Maybe he should resign. He could always take a job in the postwar government once these idiots messed it up. Again. “Did you think the rest of Europe would just sit around and smile at the idea of Germany reasserting itself?
Beck made a face. “Perhaps not,” he admitted. “And perhaps they would have, if they were afraid of German steel.”
Stresemann sighed. The military had always given him a hard time, ever since he’d negotiated to get the French out of the Ruhr. He’d supported their illegal rearmament in the 1920s. He’d increased their budget in the early 1930s, even as the rest of Europe had cut back on spending. Now they complained that Stresemann wasn’t leading the nation into a short victorious war, as if they were playing with new toys instead of German lives. Why didn't they understand they were on the same side?
It was enough to make one vote Socialist, really.
Stresemann picked up a paper in front of him, and quoted at length. “France wishes for peace, but in the case of a real threat, the French people, like the German, come together as one. The French army is among the strongest in Europe, and Germany’s situation is worse than that in 1917. Weren’t those your words, General?”
Beck cleared his throat. “Well,” he said after a moment, “I never said I wanted a war with France. But what about our comrades in Poland? What about Danzig?”
Stresemann sighed. “If you are so concerned for them, we shall threaten war.”
Whatever else happened, Stresemann would always enjoy watching Beck’s jaw drop. “But we can’t win.”
“Will you announce publicly that the Reichswehr supports any efforts to solve the Corridor Problem peacefully?”
Beck quickly regained his composure. “The Reichswehr stays out of politics.”
Stresemann stood up. “How convenient you find the courage to stay out of politics when it requires firmness."
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Katherine trudged back home to her family’s apartment. A good student, a leader in the German Youth, and upon graduation she scrounged for a job in a Berlin department store like everyone else. There were times when she regretted not going to college, but how could she, with no one but her mother to take care of the family? She stopped at a poster somebody had put on a wall near her house, warning about the dangers of air raids. There were bigger problems these days, anyway.
“God in Heaven,” she muttered. “Will I have to walk back in the dark each night?” The streets were quiet, she noticed. It was surprising; most of the neighborhood was too poor to flee to the country. Her stomach wrenched. Had she missed an announcement? Were they at war already? She shrugged and kept walking.
When she got to her apartment, she stopped in her tracks. A tall soldier was leaning awkwardly against the side of her building, smoking a cigarette and reading a book. It took her a moment to recognize him. “Heinrich,” she whispered. “You too?”
Heinrich blinked behind his thick glasses and dropped the book. “Ah, hi!” he said brightly. “How have you been?”
Katherine frowned. “Well enough, all things considering. I got a job at Wertheim’s.” She pointed at the cigarette on the ground. “You do know that’s a woman’s brand, right?”
Heinrich was silent for a moment. Then he smiled and said, “Well, you know how it is when you’re a soldier. You’ve got to smoke whatever you can!” He shrugged awkwardly. “I thought I would come and see you, before I get deployed.”
Katherine nodded. There wasn’t much else to say, really. “Where?”
He looked around, then laughed. “What’s it matter if I tell you?” he asked. “I will be part of the liberation of the Corridor.”
She bit her lip. “Would you like to come up?”
As they climbed the rickety stairs of the apartment, she shook her head. Adolf had been taken by influenza before she’d been born. How would he have looked in a uniform? Heinrich looked around, a bit bemused as much as anything else. “I don’t believe I have seen your apartment before.” He looked around, noticing cracked paint on the wall, and faded wallpaper. “How’s your brother doing?”
“Well enough,” she said. “He wants to join the Shield Brothers, like everyone else.” In the hallway they could hear the noise of families, of people listening to the radio or finishing dinner. She opened her door, smiling as she entered. “Mother, we have company.”
The volume was lowered on the radio, and her mother walked out of the kitchen. A stout woman with graying brown hair walked into the apartment’s living room. She frowned for a moment, and then smiled. “Mother, this is Heinrich.”
Her mother looked at the uniform, and nodded. “So you’re off to war?”
Heinrich nodded. “In a fashion. I’m going to serve as a medic.”
She took that in for a moment, and nodded. “At least somebody will be trying to save life, instead of destroying it.” She looked at the two of them again, and put on a coat. “I’m going to church.”
“So late, Frau Bach?” asked Heinrich.
“God always listens,” she responded. “And maybe this time he will answer our prayers for peace.”
“Would you like an escort?”
Frau Bach smiled, and Katherine remembered how her mother had once been beautiful. “No thank you Heinrich, I will be fine.” She walked over, and hugged the young man. “Stay safe.” And with that, she walked out of the apartment.
There was silence for a moment. “I haven’t seen you for a while,” Katherine said at last.
Heinrich shrugged. “You know how the university is.” He made a face as he realized what he’d said. “I mean, I’ve been busy at school.” Katherine nodded, although she knew the real reason. “And I’ve been an idiot.”
Katherine waved leaned back against a table. “You didn’t need to come all this way to apologize.” She shrugged. “You’re parents are prosperous members of the middle class, whereas I’m the daughter of a widowed secretary.”
“Fuck my parents.”
Katherine blinked. “Where’d you learn such language?”
Heinrich ran a hand through his hair. “Sorry,” he said sheepishly. “I picked it up in the army.” He paused for a moment, collecting his thoughts and then rolled everything out at once. “I wanted to let you know that I love you, and that I think you’re the greatest girl in the world. I wanted to let you know that I don’t think I’ll ever meet anyone like you, and that you’re smart, beautiful, and kind. I won’t ask you if you will marry me, although I would like to do so. But I would like to ask you to wait for me, until the war ends.”
Katherine was silent for a moment, and then started laughing. Henreich staggered as if from a blow. “Of course, forgive me. I will head out, and not trouble you again.”
In reply Katherine walked over and put her arms around him. “No, no, it’s nothing like that. My father said the same thing to my mother during the Great War.”
And then he leaned forward and kissed her.
He left a few hours later, and Katherine walked him to the apartment’s door. The street, she noticed, were dead silent, and the veil of night covered the city. Apparently they’d decreed a blackout after all.
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A different man would have banged his first on the table in frustration, or perhaps shot a few subordinates. Francois La Rocque, the President of France, just leaned back in his chair and wished for some aspirin.
“It would take us time to mobilize, but we can, if we must, march to Poland’s aid.” General Weygand gave what a very Gallic shrug. “I admit that no one in France wants war. Who can blame them?”
La Rocque sighed. “Of course they don’t want war. Nor do I. The heroes of Verdun would cry out from their hallowed tombs if I sent the sons of France to war without cause. But they would cry out even more if I let Germany threaten France once again.”
Édouard Daladier, Minister of Finance and one of the few Radicals in La Rocque’s cabinet, sighed. This is what you get, he thought, when your president thinks he’s a poet. “You’re not the only veteran of the Great War at this table. And I tell you, France does not want another war.”
La Rocque’s voice was as cold as ice as he replied. “We cannot tolerate German aggression.”
Daladier was usually taciturn, and it was a sign of his frustration that he raised his voice and slammed his fist on the table. “This isn’t German aggression! You would have Frenchmen die for Kaunus?”
La Rocque shook his head. “If it was just Poland, I would say let them stew in the mess they made. But if we abandon Poland, then we make Germany the arbiter of Eastern Europe. How long do you think it would take them to turn west, and make themselves the masters of the continent?”
“For God’s sake,” implored Daladier, “you’re exaggerating. The Germans are not so foolish as to want war.”
La Rocque shook his head. “I wish it were so. But they view themselves as the masters of the continent.” He looked out across the window, imagining he could see all of Paris. “War may bring the destruction of our great cities, the invasion of our skies, and an uprising following the blood-soaked rites of Lenin. But the longer we wait, the worse it will be.”
La Rocque tapped his fingers on the table, his voice distant. “It’s a shame, really. Europe needs to be united to face the threat from the Anglo-Saxons and Russia. Yet Germany will burn the continent, in pursuit of ancient feuds.”
Daladier scowled. La Rocque, that sack of shit, probably thought he sounded profound. Yet the son of a Provencal baker looked out the window at Paris, and felt his heart ache. Paris too was bathed in darkness.
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René Leduc peered through his binoculars, watching a bomber gently drift through the sky. He couldn’t hear it, but he could imagine the sound that came next. The whine as the engine started, the pilot breaking the clamps with the bomber, and then… he saw it. He held his breath, and heard the whine of the ramjet as the fighter flew off of the bomber, like an arrow loosed from a bow. “Let us,” he declared, “see the Germans beat that.”
The French air force had withered thanks to years of government cutbacks, but since 1936 the government had poured money into rearmament in a desperate bid to catch up. Leduc’s proposals for a ramjet engine, belittled in the 1930s, had been courteously received by the Fourth Republic, and funding had poured forth.
This was only a prototype, to confirm that the engine could work in an actual plane.
A captain in the French air force was looking on as well, and snapping pictures with a camera. “Impressive, I admit. But the planes can’t take off from a runway?”
Leduc frowned; why did the man have to bother him now? “That’s not how a ramjet works,” he said while keeping his eyes on the plane. “It has to be at a certain speed before the engine can work.”
The captain grunted. “They still could be useful,” he admitted. “As interceptors, nothing could catch them.”
“Of course,” replied Leduc. The plane was a thing of beauty, and he smiled. He could already see some flaws to fix, of course. Maybe, he mused, a rocket assisted take off? He’d heard the Germans were working on something like that. Thinking aloud, he said, "I wonder if we could drop them from zeppelins."
The Captain blinked. "You want to drop pilots in expensive aircraft towards the ground and hope that they can start the engine in time?"
Leduc harumphed. "When you put it that way it sounds ridiculous!"
“We'll think about,” said the Captain. The plane swooped through the air like a bird of prey. If all went well, it would feast soon enough.
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While the rest of the world held its breath, the mood in the Kremlin was jovial, or as close as it could be under the Man of Steel. The Kremlin had seen many surreal scenes in its long and bloody history, but if the ancient building could talk, it might protest that the latest was too much The leader of the Soviet Union at a dinner party with the fellow pioneers of Socialism? Engaging in drinking contests and ribaldry? If anybody had joked about it on the streets, the NKVD would have sent them to Siberia, but it had been happening more and more, of late. Beria sloshed on cognac would have been hilarious, if he hadn’t signed execution orders before coming.
“I suppose it will be a war now,” joked Stalin. “All that running around and shooting at one another. You would have thought sooner or later it'd go out of fashion. "
Beria joked. “You know Capitalists,” he said. “They can’t help recycling the same old ideas.” Since everyone was drunk, this was considered hilarious by everyone present.
Everyone, that is, but Molotov. He’d consumed his share of alcohol, but he was still sober. “The West is following the contradictions of its economic system to their conclusion,” he declared. “France and Germany will struggle for hegemony of Europe, and Britain will be drawn in, as it is always is.” He thought. “They’re too evenly matched, so it will ultimately come down to who has done a better job mystifying their proletariat to support the war.” He twitched his mustache. “They will be,” he predicted, “distracted.”
Stalin laughed and raised a glass full of vodka. “Gentleman, to fair summer weather.”
Everyone present raised their glasses and drank, and Stalin smiled. "Khrushchev, Khrushchev, Khrushchev. You seem so dour. Perhaps a little dancing would make you feel better."
The First Secretary of the Ukrainian Communist Party plastered a smile on his face. "What would you like me to dance?"
"Oh, show us one of your native dances," he slurred. "Show us how the Ukraine's peasants rejoice in Soviet rule!"
Laughing, Khrushchev squatted and began to perform the hopak. It was ridiculous, of course. But when Stalin says dance, a wise man dances.
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A poem going around Germany in the 1930s asked, “Suppose they gave a war and nobody came?”
It was a foolish question, really, for there would always be someone who wanted to go to war. If no one else, then death and all his friends.
(Stalin did indeed throw drinking parties in the late 1930s, and made Kruschev dance the hopak, which can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Car5tKzhFv0. Stalin drinking with his buddies and making the guy who started the Cuban missile crisis dance for him is sufficiently weird that it really has to be included.)