top tv shows NEVER MADE...

Freddy Krueger and the Dream Warriors

1989-1991 cartoon series adapting the Nightmare on Elm Street films. Instead of murdering the kids, Freddy (still Robert Englund) is making them "stay asleep... forever!" in their nightmares; his origin is never given. Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp moved into voice-actor work due to this) and her friends fight him off at night as the Dream Warriors, with each nightmare being related to a moral of the day. Enough episodes were made that it could have a minor life in syndication throughout the 1990s.

Adult Swim did an unofficial sequel in 2003 (the year of Freddy vs Jason) in which Freddy stalks late-20s Nancy and her friends - parodies of both the original cast and celebrities of the time - as they bum around in a dead-end job, smoke pot, and avoid paying rent. Another cartoon came in 2006, this time a genuine horror show made by Peter Chung.
 
Star Trek - An "Amazing Race" type reality series where teams of celebrities are dropped in foreign countries with no money and have to figure out how to get back to Los Angeles.

I'm quite amazed this hasn't really been done....
 
Pocket Monsters - Anime based around the popular Pocket Monsters Virtual Pet Games. In a world where hologram technology brings the monsters to life a Pocket Monsters crew, known as the Red Trainers, travel across the world to compete in tournaments to become the Master of Monsters.

Shadow Creatures - In the fictional Kingdom of Osiris (loosely based on Ancient Egypt), at the age of 15, every person gains the ability to summon Shadow Creatures; monsters from another realm. Three childhood friends, Atem, Mana, and Seto, gain the ability to summon three entities known in legends as the Divine Beasts. They soon find themselves as the Kingdom's only hope in the war against the Dark King Bakura.

The Simpsons - A sitcom following a middle class family in Springfield, Oregon. The series ended in 2008 when the youngest girl, Maggie Simpson, graduated from high school and moved off to college.

The Griffins - A spinoff of The Simpsons, created in 2013, centered around Peter and Lisa Griffin (formerly Lisa Simpson) and their children.

Warcraft - A sci-fi set in a galaxy called the Twisting Nether. The Human-Elvish Alliance and the Orc Empire are faced with an existential threat from the Burning Legion; an artificial intelligence that seeks to destroy all life in the galaxy.

RE THE SIMPSONS: The mother would have been played by- surprise! surprise!- Roseanne Barr.
 
Dallas (CBS 1977 - 1991)

Long running science fiction series starring Tom Skerritt as the eponymous Captain Dallas of the commercial spacecraft Nostromo. Originally concieved as a prequel for the obscure film Alien, Dallas had a troubled first season that was praised by critics for employing a 'used working class vision of the future'but widely considered too dark for mainstream audiences. A retool in the second season dialled down the horror in favour of action and black comedy, turning a cult hit into an iconic series that long outlasted the movie in popular culture, defining TV sci-fi for over a decade.

With Katey Sagal as Captain Dallas' 1st officer, a failed singer who went into space only because she
was absolutely broke & had no other options. Her song "Beyond Pluto", sung on episode 6 in the 3'rd
season, became one of 1980's biggest hits.
 
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Detective Conan
Very obviously inspired by the works of Robert E. Howard (and indeed the producers came to an arrangement with those who held the appropriate legal rights to his works before commencing filming, to avoid possible lawsuits) this series featured a 'tribesman' by the name of Conan who had emigrated to civilisation in a 'swords and sorcery' world, and who offered his services as a 'problem solver'. Although frequently mistaken for a 'simpleton' by members of 'civilisation' on account of his 'savage upbringing', and despite being more-than-capable with a sword, Conan actually usually used his wits, common-sense, and understanding of human nature to short-cut to the end of whatever job-of-the-week he had been retained to carry out.
Due to the political and criminal schemes that his early employers were often up to their necks in either committing or opposing (or sometimes both) Conan soon came to be known to the various watch-organizations of the city-states in which he usually operated, and (since the test-audiences seemed to love these aspects of early stories the most) he quickly ended up as a sort of 'private consultant detective' equivalent of a fantasy setting to several watch organisations. Hence the series title...
The series ran for ten years, from 1980, before being terminated due to office-politics at the producing channel. Arnold Schwarznegger, who played the title role for the show's entire run, said in a series of interviews in 2010 to mark the thirtieth anniversary of the first public broadcast of the show, that it had been the best thing that he'd ever done.
Some of the special effects in the first series were criticised for being low-quality, but following the runaway success of the first season, the budget for all areas of the show was massively increased, and criticisms in subsequent seasons disappeared - or became praise when professional stage-magicians became part-time consultants and advisors on the pay-roll.

[ooc]GeorgeUK's post (#711 in this thread) reminded me of an idea I've had for a while for an alternate interpretation of a show titled 'Detective Conan'... [/ooc]

You know- & I'm being absolutely serious now- this could really make a pretty good movie.
 
Excerpt from A Guide To Prime-Time Television Vol. 2: 1968-72:

Adam-12
Popular science fiction series which ran on NBC from 1969-72 starring Kent McCord as Adam-12, a clone who must hunt-down and stop the first eleven Adams who are dangerous psycopaths due to a flawed cloning process. He is aided in his mission by the lab technician who has befrinded him (Martin Milner). The final episode where Adam-12 finally meets his creator (portrayed by Jack Webb) never aired on television and was unseen until the series was released on DVD in 2003.

Must-see episode: Raymond Burr guest- starring as a well-known lawyer who is actually one of the
first eleven Adams.
 
A while back, Buzzfeed put their list on who they figured would play the Doctors throughout the various years if Doctor Who was an American production. Myself? I decided I would try my hand at it. Feel free to sling yoru criticisms and my lack of research complaints at my way!

Doctor Who (American Production)- Doctor Who was created in 1965 to capitalize on the Space-Age fever and on the adventuring tropes of yesteryear. Inspired by characters such as Flash Gordon, the approach shfited from that of your usual action hero to a more cerebral based term. In fact, the creation made the term "science hero", to describe the Doctor. A man using intelligence and scientific knowhow to watch and protect the Earth from various alien forces and malevolent evil-doers with his TARDIS, having taken the shape of a newsagent kiosk, which is alot bigger on the inside.The Doctor here is part of an ancient race known as the Timekeepers, who have watched over time and who can reincarnate 12 times in their life. The Doctor travels with various companions and his Atomic Med-Bag.

Here are the list of the various actors who have played the Doctor throughout the years:

The First Doctor- Lionel Strander
(1963-1966): Lionel got his blacklisted ended early as part of a favor if he would star in a brand-new show regarding this cosmic hero. Lionel Strander played a gruff and tough yet lovable and compassionate Doctor and the role rocketed him back into Hollywood. He would sneak in much of his pro-labor views in.

The Second Doctor- James Cagney (1966-1970): One of Cagney's last roles, he got invovled into it when he heard from some friends of his about the whole thing. He found the opportunity intriguing enough to go and become the Second Doctor. He was a fair more playful and relaxed yet masked a hidden tough side. He helped propel Doctor Who into popularity and finished the role off with a bang. He considered it one of his better roles and found that television was a surprising amount of fun.

The Third Doctor- Edmond O'Brien (1970-1974): O'Brien's last role before his retirement, he played a more serious Doctor and focused more on the science than his two predecessors. Despite this, he possessed a mild flair for the theatric and O'Brien would even incorporate plenty of his sleight-of-hand experience into the Doctor to make him seem larger than life.

The Fourth Doctor- Gene Hackman (1974-1981): Going for a yougner actor, Hackman brought a strange eccentricity and intensity to the Doctor. His dedication to the role made him be considered The Doctor for many, prior to the new series. Furthermore, he brought in a greater emphasis of alien lore and a greater coherence during his long tenure in the role.

The Fifth Doctor- Richard Dreyfuss (1981-1984): Continuing the trend for younger actors, Dreyfuss brought in an idealistic if not a bit obsessive and strangeness to the Doctor. He continued the work his predecessor did in regards to the alien folklore of the Doctor.

The Sixth Doctor- Edward James Olmos (1984-1986): Olmos played a darker iteration of the Doctor. A brooding and provactive intellectual, Olmos channeled his experiences from Blade Runner into his role. Despite his performance, production problems and Olmos' own scheduling issues meant he had one of the shortest runs as the Doctor. Despite this, Olmos would later reveal his joy of the role and that his Doctor meant that the Doctor could be of any role in the future.

The Seventh Doctor- Morgan Freeman (1987-1989): Freeman played a cool, cunning and manipulating doctor. A chessmaster who left the violence to his companions, he had a strong form of gravitas. His role to play the Doctor was surrounded by controversy and a black man playing the Doctor got its fairbit of scorn, but Freeman and the writers took that scorn as pride and Freeman's inclusion was absolute importance to many people.

The Eighth Doctor- David Duchovny (1996): Dychovny played the Doctor in the Doctor Who film that was supposed to signal the return of the Doctor, but various problems kept it from being picked up. Nonetheless, Duchovny savored the role of playing such a character and he would happily return to playing the Eighth Doctor in various audio stories.

The Ninth Doctor- Will Smith (2005): Smith was one of the first actors to sign-up for the Doctor Who revival and he used his acting chops to play a fanatic Doctor who used his pain to disguise a broken man who had seen the horrors of war. Smith opted out of continuing in return to his film career, but found the experience to be absolutely remarkable as he put it.

The Tenth Doctor- James Roday (2005-2010): To many Whovians, old and new, Roday's Doctor is the definitive Doctor, often tying if not exceding Hackman's performance. Playing an intelligent, cool and ready Doctor, Roday's performance brought Doctor Who back into the limelight and also brought an endearing humanity to the Doctor with Roday's various popculture references and his Doctor's companion becoming one of the most well-known, played by Dulé Hill.

The Eleventh Doctor- Jay Baruchel (2010-2013): Baruchel's Doctor was an unbelievably charming and comical eccentric. Possessing a strong and powerful youth, Baruchel surprised many with his ability to play a surpirisngly old character. Baruchel would say his experience in playing younger characters actually helped, since he would describe his Doctor as an old man tyring to be young.

The Twelveth Doctor- Samuel L Jackson (2013-2017): Jackson's Doctor was the first Doctor of his second regeneration cycle and Jackson played him as a modernized uptake to Strander's Doctor. Being a vicious and older Doctor, he was still a caring man, who could switch from righteous fury to cold temper.

The Thirteen Doctor-Sarah Michelle Gellar (2017-????): Many were surprised by Gellar's appearance as a Doctor. However, ever since the incident with the War Doctor, it became easier to accept on Gellar becoming the new Doctor. However, many are unsure if she would be able to escape her predecesor's shadow and differentiate her Doctor while others wonder if this meant they would not see a female Doctor again. Though the showrunners have remained quiet.

*The War Doctor- Carrie Fisher* (2013): Carrie Fisher being revealed to be the War Doctor was a bombshell. While the justifications were done in order to differentiate this reincarnation from the others for plot reasons, it was still an issue. Nonetheless, Fisher's gravitas was so strong that it blew away the naysayers and brought hopes of a potential female Doctor in the future.

Any way we could squeeze Leonard Nimoy in
there?
 
MARRIED WITH CHILDREN- American sit-com re King Charles III of Great Britain & his wife, Diana. The
show starts @ Charles' unexpected ascent to the throne in 1982 upon the sudden death of his mother,
Queen Elizabeth II, from a brain aneurysm & goes on from there. Particularly notable was MWC's
willingness to look @ such controversial events as Charles' affair- which almost broke the marriage up-
with the noted British historian Camilla Parker Bowles, & Diana's campaign to end homelessness in
Britain- a movement credited by many with leading to the defeat of Margaret Thatcher's Conservative
government in the 1984 British General Election. Also notable: the episodes in which their elder son
William wishes to marry American actress Kate Middleton. Unfortunately, a few years earlier Ms.
Middleton had appeared in a film in which she, uh, often didn't wear any clothes...

Starring: Hugh Grant as Charles, Tea Leoni as Diana, & William Shatner as Charles' father Phillip,
Duke of Edinburgh.
 
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Secretariat

A political drama set in an alternate UK. The office of Prime Minister is mainly symbolic. His/her real power comes from being Chief Secretary of Domestic Affairs. There are 4 other Chief Secretaries covering Finance, Foreign, Infrastructure and Defence.

The drama follows the political machinations in-between and inside the various secretariats. Shifts in alliances, scandals, relationships etc It ran from 2009 to 2016.

Starring as the tough-as-nails, cross-me-&-I'll-cut-your-you-know-what-off Chief Secretary of Domestic
Affairs is- of course- Judi Dench. Also featuring: Rowan Atkinson as the outwardly bumbling but actually
smart as a whip Secretary of Finance, with Billy Piper playing his mistress. Special recurring guest star:
Ian McKellan as a retired CSODA, who just can't resist dropping in from time to time to give Ms. Dench
advice(which she sometimes actually takes!)
 
Smallville : the American government has created mutants out of atomic radiation and they have kidnapped 75 percent of America's population it is up to former defense attorney now leader of the small community of Smallville, New Mexico Gary Drayton (Bruce Campbell) to defend his hometown not only from rival faction leader PJ Hughes (Dean Cain) but also rouge scientist Phil Vicker (Neil Patrick Harris) who is transforming the rest of America into mutants and sending them into the town which has been barricaded off otherwise.
though critiqued for it B movie premise knew what it was and had fun with it including having a musical episode season 2's ''The Conductor'' though it was considered to have gone down in quality a bit after Vicker was killed off in season 3's '' Broken Chains'' by his own mutant creations and replaced by Brain Roberts (Phil Lemarr) the former mayor of Cleveland as one of the main villains for the rest of the show.
Ran for 5 seasons on the USA network in 2003-2007.

The show also featured Lucy Lawless as Gary Drayton's wife.
 
Alternatively: Star Trek Disko. A badly-received Star Trek spinoff, about some Starfleet cadet being reassigned to a boring year of duty at some research station in Disko Bay in Greenland. :p (Think of this as a failure on the level of After-M*A*S*H*.)

Will Wheaton would of course play the cadet.
 
Starring as the tough-as-nails, cross-me-&-I'll-cut-your-you-know-what-off Chief Secretary of Domestic
Affairs is- of course- Judi Dench. Also featuring: Rowan Atkinson as the outwardly bumbling but actually
smart as a whip Secretary of Finance, with Billy Piper playing his mistress. Special recurring guest star:
Ian McKellan as a retired CSODA, who just can't resist dropping in from time to time to give Ms. Dench
advice(which she sometimes actually takes!)

Ohh You've got me going now!

Foreign CS: Patrick Stewart
Infrastucture: Harriet Walter

Health Under Sec: Gwen Taylor

Speaker of the House: Stephen Fry

Opposition Leader: Jack Ellis
 
Ohh You've got me going now!

Foreign CS: Patrick Stewart
Infrastucture: Harriet Walter

Health Under Sec: Gwen Taylor

Speaker of the House: Stephen Fry

Opposition Leader: Jack Ellis

And here's one more character we can put
in! In another recurring guest star role we'd
have Dennis Haynert of "24" as the American Secretary of State(just watch as he & Ms. Dench yell, no excuse me, "talk"
to each other...)
 
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And here's one more character we can put in! In other recurring guest star slot,
Dennis Haynert of "24" as the American
Secretary of State(just watch him & Ms.
Dench yell, we try to talk to each other...)

And to add some Borgen like plot

Jenna Louise Coleman as the CSODA's daughter who needs special medication to help her manic depression. Leads to conflict between Dench's and Taylor's characters over policy (is the medicine cost effective) vs personal.
 
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