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The Dark Tower

A skyscraper of black stone rears up in central New York. Although all taxes are settled in full, records on who built it, who owns it and what happens inside are curiously absent.

NYPD detective Roland Gilead follows a man in black - who he believes to be Walter, a treacherous friend of his father - into the tower. Yet the tower's interior entraps him, as it has others before him. Together with heroin addict Eddie Dean, wheelchair-bound Odette Holmes, lawyer Jack Mort and a boy called Jake, Roland embarks on a claustrophobic quest for the answers that may lie in the penthouse suite. Yet all five of these questors have secrets... and the man in black remains in their path.

Starring Dennis Franz as dectective Gilead, Daniel Travanti as Jack Mort, & Elizabeth Hunt as Odette.
 
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George - a Seinfeld spinoff about George Costanza after he moves to Seattle to become the Assistant GM of the Seattle Mariners. Show has crossovers with Frasier...

Notable for a # of guest star appearances by real-life baseball players playing themselves(for example,
Barry Bonds, Clayton Kershaw, & Tony La
Russa)
 
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Exile in Pellucidar, adventure tv show about a group of people who have to flee the surface of thearth from a repressive government, and seek reguges in pellucidar. The show is about their trials and tribulations, and coming to terms with living in the center of the earth.
The show takes place in the Pellucidar 90 years after the described version of Edgar Rice Burroughs.
 
Exile in Pellucidar, adventure tv show about a group of people who have to flee the surface of thearth from a repressive government, and seek reguges in pellucidar. The show is about their trials and tribulations, and coming to terms with living in the center of the earth.
The show takes place in the Pellucidar 90 years after the described version of Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Starring Tom Berenger as the group's
leader. Also featuring Sofia Vergara, Mark
Harmon,Tom Selleck as a disillusioned
former government official, & Jada Pinkett
Smith as the chief of Pellucidar's largest native tribe.
 
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Band of Brothers
A series that ran for six seasons and covered the fictional ww2. Covers ordinary soldiers that rise to fame, gets promoted, some times demoted, become prisoners, die in combat, get injured
Season 1(1939-1940) covered the buildup to war, Germany invades Poland and one main character dies during the siege of the capital. The season ends with a cliffhanger and the Brittish character surrounded at Dunkirk
Season 2(1940-1941) Resolves the Dunkirksituation, Brittish pilot becomes a big hero, but also suffer much losses. During the season we see tensions start to grow between Germany and Soviet union. The last episode called Barbarossa ends as the guns start to fire at the Soviet positions.
Season 3(1941-1942) The season is action and the pace is is fast. The quick pace between the episode Tora Tora Tora that is in the middle of the season during sweeps and got high ratings and five next episodes until the Singapore episode had negative rewievs becauce noone thought anyone would be able to take all of this in this short time. The season ended in two parts without a cliff hanger called Midway. Some called the episode a bit to much that the Americans could take out so many carriers in the way they did.
Season 4(1942-1943) If season three was much Europe this season is divided between the horrors in Russia and the jungles of the South Pacific. The talk after the episodes were how grapic the battles were shown. The episode ended with both sides getting ready for a large battle at Kursk. The Japanese character dies in the end of a big campaign in Gudacanal while two US characters are wounded in the same battle
Season 5(1943-1944) A season with big battles. The first three episodes is called Kursk and was thought to be the biggest battle anyone could film, but the season also had a large invasion on Normandy and several islands in the pacific. The last episode followed the airborne troops as they started a operation called Market-Garden
Season 6(1944-1945) Resolves the war. The epic struggle comes to an end in a warntorn city in the middle of Germany. The German infantryman that had survived up to the end and rose to command a batallion dies in one of the last battles as he saves a group of refugees. The final episode show the begining of the atomic age as two nukes are droped and the series end with Japan surrender and the camera pans out from the ship and fade to black. The season got criticizm for the portrayl of the death camps as nobody thought humans could do that.

One of the highest rated series ever on the AH-network. Multiple awards in every season.

 
HAPPY DAYS- British mini-series about T.E. Lawrence & his band of guerrilla fighters who, from 1940-
1946 during WWII, fought the occupying German forces in Britain. This period has been sardonically
called in Britain "the happiest of days"- hence this program's title.

Lawrence had been severely hurt in a motorcycle accident in 1935 but though wheelchair-bound for
three years, he eventually fully recovered. In May 1940 Lawrence's friend, Winston Churchill, appointed
Lawrence, now 51, as a special military advisor to the government. When German troops stormed into
Britain in September, 1940, Lawrence could often be seen right @ the front, doing all he could to try
to drive the invaders out. When that proved futile, Lawrence re-joined Churchill, & was @ his side
when the PM was killed fighting the Germans in London itself(the scenes of Churchill meeting his end
on the very steps of 10 Downing Street are unforgettable). Lawrence escaped, to gather around him
his most unusual little band. Among them were a distant relative named Orde Wingate, a little-
known British novelist named George Orwell, & Randolph, a son of Winston Churchill's who rather
liked the sauce but was also a pretty good soldier. Lawrence & Co. also had a rather surprising ally.
Before the war Oswald Mosley had been a prominent British fascist but he found the loss of British
independence too tough to swallow. So while publicly taking a prominent post in the German occup-
action government on the side he funneled information to Lawrence & did all he could to help him.

Lawrence's band was astonishingly successful(after the war George Marshall, the commander of the
American Army to Europe, stated it tied down TWO whole German divisions). Sadly Lawrence would
not live to see the end of the war, as the Germans finally caught him & tortured him to death in
July 1944(HAPPY DAYS of course changed this to Lawrence bravely sacrificing himself to save a
colleague). Lawrence's men battled on until that day in February 1946 when the Americans dropped
the atomic bomb on Berlin, killing Hitler & ending the war. Today Britons regard Lawrence as their
greatest national hero(in a 1999 poll naming the Briton of the millennium Lawrence easily beat out Shakespeare for the top spot).

The series starred Daniel Craig as Lawrence, Patrick Stewart as Wingate, Colin Firth as Orwell,
Benedict Cumberbatch as Randolph, Jim Parsons as Mosley, Michael Caine as Rudolf Hess, the
Governor General of occupied Britain, Jim Broadbent as Winston Churchill, &(as a completely
invented, fictional character)Jennifer Garner as an American nurse who joined up with
Lawrence when her husband, a British soldier, was killed.

NOTE: I know the subject of whether Sealion could have worked has been thrashed TO DEATH on
this site, with the general consensus being that it working is strictly ASB. But read IF BRITAN HAD
FALLEN by Norman Longmate(1972). The book explores this question, with a section(chapters 5-7)
telling in an all-too plausible manner how Germany IOTL could indeed have invaded & conquered
Britain in 1940(and remember Britain did win The Battle of Britain by a very narrow margin).

Oh yes, full disclosure: I drew on Longmate for my descriptions of when the German invasion
took place, & where & how Winston Churchill was killed.
 
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Kojak the Barbarian
controversial series with Telly Savalas as dishonoured policeman Kojak, in which he becomes a mercenary after being ousted from the policecorps.
co-starring Richard Roundtree, as John Shaft, who underwent a career fate similar to kojak. Shaft acts as his conscience and stops him from going too far overboard.
Female lead - Nichelle Nichols

Also starring, in a recurring guest- star role, was Richard Anderson, as a special sort of underground
agent from The National Security Council, who would give Kojak special, covert assignments from
the American government.
 
Kingsmen-

A document-drama looking at the shady men who may have helped with the untimely death of King George which led to a shakeup of the British Government.

The series places special empathises of the near revolutionary situation in British North America and how close the Empire came to loosing the 'Jewel in the Crown' before the Westminster Settlement was drawn up in 1776.


Starring Ray Marsden as the head of what would eventually become today's MI-6.
 
North of Dixie

A detective that recently moved from the Confederate States of America is forced to deal with militias and others sympathetic to the CSA trying to topple the U.S. government.

Starring Hal Linden as the detective.
 
Cheers: sitcom based around the misadventures of the cheerleading squad for Boston's legendary rugby team, the New England Loyalists.

With Marion Ross playing the girls' den mother & guide, & Erin Moran as the #1 cheerleader.
 
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X-Files :
FBI agents try to resolves unclassified cases of murders, kidnapping and disapperences. All of these case are linked to supernatural, OVNI or conspiracy theories.
But eventually, the agents resolve these case thanks to science, prooving that it's actually a real human affair and that the guilts have created, launched or used supernatural stuff to hide their crimes.

Often called "Scooby-Doo FBI", the show have a goffy archnemesis in the person of the "Smoker Man", who is a master of disguise and false supernatural scheme (as his nickname shows).


Starring Mike Farrell & Markie Post as the FBI agents, & Harry Morgan as their crusty "I want this
taken care of now!" chief.
 
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American Dad

The dramatic three part documentary aired on PBS in 2010, it's about the life and times of one of America's most respected president- the 39th President Spiro Agnew. The shocking documentary had interviews with people working under him as Governor of Maryland unearthing scandals of cheating and corruption. All while showing his classic "American Dad" persona.
President Agnew's family denies these charges, and has taken the producers to court. The trial is still on going.


A Ken Burns film.
 
The A Team

Edutainment show focused on teaching kids the alphabet and proper spelling.


Kojak

Sitcom about the trials and tribulations of the family business of an unsuccessful lollipop manufacturer.


Beetlejuice : The Animated Series

The animated adaptation of the Academy Award-winning fantasy comedy film. Both star the character of Albus Dumbledore, a silly and senile old wizard, who likes to shave with woodcutter axes, wear dinnerplates instead of wizard hats and... most importantly... cooks disgusting magic potions from squished insects (the titular "beetlejuice"), which grant him super intelligence and super deductive skills. He uses these to solve various seemingly impossible problems and help save the inhabitants of the perpetually troubled little Welsh town of Llyndynduchugrugocemgryglfhmry.


Batman

Sitcom about a bumbling baseball player who wants to climb to the top and play in the national baseball league.


Batman : The Animated Series

The animated adaptation of the above.


Gargoyles

A rather boring and artsy-fartsy Channel 4 documentary about the use of gargoyles in British medieval architecture.


Justice League

Dutch historical crime series about an early band of determined lawyers and detectives, who work hard every day on solving cases of injustice that occur in a new fledgling Dutch colony in southern Africa.


Iron Man

The classic "Vegemite Western" series about Ned Kelly, his life, gang and criminal exploits.


Captain America : The First Avenger

Historical naval war drama slash adventure series about Captain James Rogers and his determined crew of vigilantes, who sail the Atlantic and the Caribbean aboard the deadly US Navy submarine Nautilus during the War of Secession. They sink the ships of the CSA navy and the blockade runners of the United Kingdom. In the first season, the Confederates tremble in fear from the ominousness and stealthiness of the underwater foe, with the more superstitious southern sailors nicknaming their unseen foe "Captain Nemo". In the second season, captain Rogers finally reveals himself to the crew of a sinking Confederate ship and taunting them, adopts the nom-de-guerre "Captain America". At the end of the third season, the CSA navy deploys its own high-tech sub, the Hunley, eager to defeat the Nautilus and humiliate Captain America and those damnyankees. After a tense and uneasy fight, the Nautilus is victorious. In the following, ultimate episode, captain Rogers receives word about the Confederate victory, the ceasefire and the coming declaration of peace. He is disappointed by this development, but is glad that he at least "gave a lickin' to Johnny Reb's inferior little rafts". With the Nautilus sailing into the sunset, captain Rogers renounces his persona of Captain America and decides to downplay his role in the fight against the southerners. But, despite his effort, he will still live on in many a legend and tall tale about the war as "The First Avenger". Southern US TV reviewers and culturologists have universally decried the series as "fanciful anti-southern propaganda distorting the actual history of naval battles between the CSA and USA during the 1860s". Many have remarked that "it's quite shameful US producers and screenwriters still regard people from the former CSA as uneducated and cowardly brutes oozing malevolence, even 40 years after the end of the Second Great War..." (OOC: This last one was made in TL-191 in the 1980s and is kind of a steampunk/western/war action series.)



Re BATMAN: Starring Charly Sheen as the baseball player & Larry Hagman as his bumbling but well-
meaning agent. With Nancy Walker as Sheen's Mom.
 
Night Court

Judge Stone and his merry legal crew of freaks and monsters hand out comic and occasionally gory justice to the petty criminals of the vampire, werewolf, zombie, etc. community.

Bruce

With Ted Danson as Judge Stone in the role that made him a star! And don't forget Loretta Switt as a
female vampire who has the hots for Judge Stone!
 
Goodfellas-A documentary about have a go heroes
Wolf Creek Pass-Surprisingly good film based on the song of the same name
The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down-Film about John Brown's attempt to start a Virginia slave rebellion
Convoy-Follows an aid convoy into Syria.
Madagascar : Escape 2 Africa -Follows refugees escaping from a country so dreadful that even mainland Africa is seen as an improvement
A Hard Day's Night-Follows people who work on the night shift

Among the stars of A HARD DAY'S NIGHT was Howard Hessman as an early morning disc jockey &
Jamie Farr as a male nurse in a hospital.
 
Thank God You're Here - A light drama centred around a neighbourhood pastor and how he helps ease the troubles and settle the problems in his community - a classic television show made around the same time as The Brady Bunch.

The pastor was played by a natural for the role- Andy Griffith.
 
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia--The comic misadventures of a South Philly hustler turned TV weatherman.

(OOC: Less than ten posts to go before I hit 1000! :D )

Starring Wayne Rogers(who ironically, retired from acting after this show to go into real estate).
 
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