Nation On A Hill: A Timeline by Xanthoc

  1. Love the milton reference.
  2. English tour guides are tools.
  3. Seems like a heavy trip for 12-year-olds, or are the years done in the British style?

The grade system starts after age 10. Prior to that is 'Pre-Decadian Education', or 'Pre-Dec', so the students are about 15-16.

Also to all, I'm hoping to get another part out soon, but my schedule has been set off the norm. As such, one will be coming this week, though not for a couple days.
 
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Flag Interlude #2: Pruisischvlag
The next update is pretty much good to go, just needs a bit of editing and review, so it should be up either tonight or tomorrow. In the mean time I figured I'd give a quick flag update!

Flag Interlude #2

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"Upon his rocky ascension to the position of Statthalter of the Dutch Republic, the man who would become Friedrich the Great of Prussia had not yet realized that at the time his position was a token title while Mary Stuart was the true ruler of the Low Countries. He believed her to be a powerful woman who had nowhere else to go, and assumed she would be a useful pawn and regent while he dealt with matters in his homeland. Even in this period, however, marked as the Early Marian Period by the Dutch, Friedrich knew that the region would likely be resistant to his rule and hunger for a return of the House of Orange. As one means of enforcing the image of his rule and the primacy of his inheritance, the introduction of the Pruisischvlag began. While most would not see the matter as something of import, the flag of the Dutch Republic was the Statenvlag, a red-white-blue flag of three equal horizontal stripes. It had become the more prominent replacement to the Prinsenvlag, which had orange at the top band rather than red, and had been the banner of Prince William I of Orange. The Pruisischvlag was not intended to replace the Statenvlag, in fact was mostly displayed with it, and was only used exclusively at sea by Prussian-captained vessels of the navy. However, its design sent a clear message, especially given its presence alongside the the Statenvlag: the orange of the Prinsenvlag, taken from the House of Orange, was replaced by black, symbolizing the control of the Low Countries by the House of Hohenzollern."

- The Little Book of Flags, 1983​
 
Part #8: Enter the Dragon
Part #8: Enter the Dragon

“When looking at the nations of the Orient, if you trace their histories back, seeking a major catalyst for change, you will likely come to bestow that blame to one group: the bloody Dutch.”

- Sir Patrick Fillmore, Head of Orientology, University of New Rubicon​


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“Though many a theoretical historian might disagree, the year of 1687 can be argued to have ultimately been a boon for the Dutch Republic. With the death of William III, though its official head was Statthalter[1] Friedrich of Prussia, control of the nation fell to William’s widow Mary. With a small army of Prussian crushing rebellion, and a general fear amongst even her critic of loss of autonomy to the Holy Roman Empire, her rule was absolute. Even her foreign guard was utterly loyal to her, as she paid them well and carefully found for each of them wives or mistresses or both. And truly, Mary was a fine ruler, with an ultimate goal of the prosperity of the realm.[2]

Thus, the United Netherlands had an intelligent and shrewd ruler while also having the protection of the Empire, being officially controlled by one of its electors. One of the biggest aids to the Republic, however, was Mary’s patronage of the both the East and West India Companies. In particular, with her own grudge against her former homeland of England, she was highly supportive of what is commonly known today as the Dutch Swindle.

This plan began as an attempt to covertly regain control of the Colony of New York by using company funds, disguised as the wealth of private citizens, to help rebuild after the Second Metacom War. While some stretched the concept to one day allow for an official transference of allegiance from England back to the Dutch, most in the company found the illicit control of New York to be sufficient and even more beneficial, as it rendered profits to be made directly from the English government’s funds. Under Mary, not only was the plan furthered, with its mastermind, Van Haarlem, becoming increasingly powerful in the company, but expanded to other English holdings in the New World.

Soon enough, young Dutch nobles who had left their home due to disgrace, or privateers that had suddenly stumbled upon treasure or taken a massive prize, or even bastard children of the wealthiest families in the Netherlands all began to crop up in English colonies. Jamaica, the expanded Leeward Islands,[3] Barbados, even the remote Bermuda all found themselves being invested in by Dutch gold, and Dutch names were increasingly ones of renown and influence, though many took on English names and even worked to have fluent English. That this was not detected by England was due in large part to a lack of communication between it and its colonies as well as, perhaps more importantly, a lack communication between the colonies themselves. That each saw wealthy Dutchmen arrive was, individually, not an entirely odd occurrence, and deemed by most administrators as not worthy of report beyond the smallest sidenote. And with England’s own rebuilding after 1687, most ministers eyes went only to the reported losses and profits of colonial reports.

However, New York remained the principal site of the plot, and this was due in no small part to the Earls of Long Island. The former Lord Shaftesbury, the 1st Earl, was an exile of the Bloody Year for having supported the Duke of Monmouth and leading the March on London, only spared for his stance against violence when hostilities had actually occurred between the Monmouthites and Loyalists. His exile was a fact he was deeply bitter about, worsened by the suspicious death of his son that had seen his daughter-in-law and grandson join him in the Americas. But he adapted to his new home quickly, throwing himself into his work as Royal Governor of New York with passion, likely as a way of moving past his own emotions. Thus it was with little difficulty that he began to become suspicious of Van Haarlem, the man who started the Swindle, and the most powerful man in New York.

Known for his audaciousness, Van Haarlem invited the suspicious Earl for dinner at his estate, with him, and his ‘brothers’ (close personal friends from before the Swindle began). Some claim that the Earl had already deduced what was happening, while others contend that Van Haarlem intentionally dropped hints and clues, but the most common story, and the one that fits well with the man’s personality, is that he bluntly and openly admitted to his scheme before just as bluntly offering the Earl a place in it. The Earls reasons for agreeing are fairly obvious, but his personal diary explains a less vengeance-focused tale, as, while he certainly admitted to anger with the English Crown, he came to the determination that the Dutch investments had seen New York regain a good deal of its lost prosperity, and that ultimately his duty as governor was to ensure the success of the colony, with the increased profits for England meaning it was not a harm to the mother country directly.[4]

With the Earl’s involvement came a new phase for the Swindle in New York. More Dutchmen flowed in, their numbers reported with some distress to the governor, who then swore to tell London, only for him to forget to mention the matter entirely…”

- Low Countries, High Ambitions, by Karl Utrecht​


“While the Dutch Swindle has captured the imagination, especially in recent years, but I and others would argue that the actions not of the GWC, but the VOC were more influential in history even prior to the Fourth Anglo-Dutch War. I understand that many would disagree, but it cannot be understated that their actions in the Orient impacted not just the Specerij Archipelago and Subsinia,[5] but was crucial in determining the fates of Jongkuo and Nihyeon.[6]

Beginning with the latter, we can see that the Dutch already had a major influence in Nihyeon via the artificial isle of Deshima.[7] The reigning Tokyukawa clan had control of the entirety of the Dahwah[8] Islands, and had instituted a strict policy of isolation, closing its ports and lands to all foreigners. To all, that is, but the Dutch. The Deshima, and the city of Nagasaki to which was connected, was a place where the VOC could trade and exchange goods. Even this, however, was tightly regulated, and at times trade was nearly nothing. With a new mandate from Mary of Stuart to build the Dutch Republic into an economic siege-ram, this was unacceptable. Though at first it was merely more aggressive trade in the region, over time their ambitions for Nihyeoni trade grew and grew, spurred on by political developments we well know.

So the VOC, in the early eighteenth century, at the time in the good graces of Shogun Ienobu, appealed to have the Deshima expanded, not for the purposes of increased trade in Nihyeon, but so that they might have a port to use a nexus for their trade with other nations in the Orient. Ienobu was a reformer, and had instituted gold coins to stabilize the economy, as well as creating a more open and just society by eliminating cruel punishments and lifting censorship;[9] the idea of wanting to create a bettered state was used by Dutch ambassadors, who argued that a more centralized trade hub would mean less illicit trade elsewhere in Nihyeon, which would allow for better regulation of that trade and the economy. Though still leery, the Shogun authorized that the Dutch could expand Deshima, albeit with a requirement for a large number of Nihyeoni troops to patrol it.

It should be noted that the Dutch went to the Shogun, not to the actual Emperor of Nihyeon, as despite the current Shogun’s attempts to build relations with the Emperor, the monarch’s power was little.

So, Deshima was expanded, nearly doubling in size, still maintaining a distinctive fan-shape, and the VOC used it to organize trade for the entirety of their Oriental operations beyond Subsinia, though it would not eclipse Batavia for some time. But this expansion meant an increase of trade in Japan, as the Dutch soon became proxies for goods from other Oriental nations. From here would begin a series of events to alter the history of Nihyeon, and with their enterprises elsewhere, that of the Orient as well…”

- Prof. J. Collins, Lecture on European Impacts on the World, Oxford University​


“King Sukjong would have been renowned as a clever ruler, who utilized the factional divides of court against itself in order to keep Choshin stable.[10] That would have been the case, were it not for Queen Jang Hui-bin. The former consort had used the disfavor of the Western faction to ride to power. Queen Inhyeon was deposed, and Hui-bin and the Southern faction rode to power.

This total shift in court politics wasn’t the first to occur in Choshin’s history, or even in King Sukjong’s rule; changes in ruling faction were his method of preventing a civil war before it could even begin to brew. Prior to the Busan Exchange, Inhyeon was missed by the king, who regretted putting Jang Hui-bin on the throne. The woman was famously cruel, and more importantly there was the matter of the faction she supported. Although Choshin was officially a vassal of the Qing Dynasty, the Southern faction viewed the Manchu rulers as barbarian usurpers of the previous Ming Dynasty. They wanted to prepare for resistance to the Qing, and in contrast the remnants of the Western faction, who also did not view the Qing positively, instead wanted to build up and improve Choshin…[11]

...On a cold morning in 1691, In Busan, the Dutch fleet entered to the distress of the Choshin inhabitants, and soldiers, ready for battle, stood at the dock. But the first man down the gangplank was not an invader. He was a translator from Nihyeon, and he quickly diffused the situation by stating that the Dutch were a merchant fleet needing to wait in port due to fears of a storm. As a ‘gift’, the Dutch gave to the lords of Busan a bounty of goods, including modern firearms, spices, gold, and fine fabrics. This became known as the Busan Exchange, an event that sparked a craze for Dutch trade in Choshin, just as the Dutch East India Company had intended.

Word of what had happened spread quickly, and with it the curiosity. Soon enough, a company representative was standing before King Sukjong, making a case for a similar trade agreement as had been made with Japan, incorrectly assuming the political situation would be similar. This foreign presence quickly started to split both the Southern and Western factions. The majority of the Southern faction would feel that the trade was a good idea, and could be used as way to achieve greater independence from the Qing, or even wage war to restore a Han dynasty; the Western faction instead saw it as dangerous, and feared it would only make them a vassal to the company instead, but they were more evenly split, with many instead believing that European trade could be a means to accelerate Choshin’s growth. This divided created opportunity, an opportunity seized by Queen Jang…

...While slow, moderate trade continued with the Dutch, the king and court deliberating over whether to establish Busan as an open port for them to trade in, Queen Jang invited the former Queen Inhyeon for tea. This first meeting was tense, but Jang supposedly showed an earnest desire to mend relations, admitting to desiring to do so as a means of easing political strife. Then they met again the next day, and the day after, growing friendly, if maintaining rivalry. And then, on the tenth day, tragedy struck. An assassin burst in, and threw a poisoned dagger through the curtain the two women sat behind before he was killed by a guard. Trinkets of payment on his person showed he was hired by anti-trade members of the Western faction, and must have gone to kill Jang Hui-bin. But his weapon did not hit the Queen, who had chosen to wear plainer clothes than her guest had. Instead, it struck Inhyeon.[12]

In a show of wrath, King Sukjong had the remainder of the Western faction who did not flee executed for conspiracy to murder the queen and the murder of a consort. And then he instituted a policy of trade with the Dutch that would effectively begin westernizing Choshin. Jang quickly accrued more and more power as those who believed the story of friendship between her and Inhyeon gave her their sympathy, and those that did not gave her their fear. But with her growing strength, many in her own faction saw her as liability and a threat. And with the birth of Prince Yi Dan to Consort Myeong, Jang’s son Yi Yun was no longer the only viable heir to the throne. And so the Southern faction, having grown to control the court in its entirety, soon split between the Nonamin (Old South Faction) and the Sonamin (New South Faction). And unfortunately for King Sukjong, he would not be able to end the conflict between the two before it reached outside the confines of the court…”

- The Choshin Dynasty by Karen Temple​


“Dutch, uh, Dutch expansion into Jongkuo didn’t go so smooth, especially when you like at other places. Now, Nihyeon? That was a slow and steady build-up of their own trade island, of better relations with the Shogun, a nice and easy deal to get more power and profit. And Choshin? Took time, but eventually they had them buying products by the bushel. But Jongkuo, or China as it was then commonly called, since History was still being controlled by those unwilling to get off their high f*cking horses, and recently those same types are in charge now, was a whole ‘nother animal. At first, the Dutch just tried to expand their trade in the Chinese markets that were open to foreigners, but there were only few really, about ten of them: Xiangshan, Makao, Fujou, Nantai, Xiamin, Ningpo, Dinghai, Hwating, Chuangchu, and Shanghai![13] Ha! Still know ‘em all. And then….then, even with all these ports seein’ Dutch goods being sent through the haigwan customs houses, then they started going nice and shadow market[14] with things. They had Jongkuans taking their stuff and selling it in the back of their shops, or in the outskirts of the government’s reach, everything nice and untaxed. They had stuff going through that wouldn’t get approved, like drugs and weapons and even started selling junk from Nihyeon as ‘rare relics!’

Now what did this do? I’ll tell you what it did! Flooded the damn place! Too much product, too much! And too much going to the wrong places. Peasant revolt hits, and fails, but when those peasants have Dutch guns? Government got wind of it, and Emperor...what was his name...Kangshu? Kangxi! Emperor Kangxi[15] was not happy about it! Not happy at all. Especially not when Dutch liquor and tobacco was becoming all the rage with the southern nobles too. He even has a couple Dutchmen executed! And then he bans several more products with a penalty of death and bars trade with the Dutch for a couple years, and after that he still has the Dutch have limits on the amount they can sell! That...that is what you call a royal f*ck up!

But they don’t give up, no no! Instead, the Dutch get sneaky. They keep a shadow market, but they keep it small. Cautious. The ‘Careful Trade’, that’s what they called it. They filled their quotas entirely, and then had just enough sell illegally that they made a nice bit of money, but not enough to get the government snooping around, and they made sure they didn’t sell to the wrong people; you had to have someone vouch for you, and the merchants involved were left to hang if anyone messed up and someone got caught sellin’ or owning something they weren’t supposed to. And the Emperor even had new laws where you had to get a guarantor for your ship, to take full responsibility in case any bad products or shifty business happened. But without any tax or inspection on their items, even though not too many people were willing to help them, they made a killing! Like when those damn motherf*ckers took my f*cking bl**dy annuity…”[16]

- Leonard Fitzgerald, Former Head of Orientology, University of New Rubicon, impromptu lecture at the local pub​


“...Tempted by greed, Song Jin Yi took the small wealth of the family, and tried to act an illegal merchant. When the Emperor ended most trade with the Dutch, Jin Yi lost all that he had. He and his family lived in shame and poverty afterwards.

His daughter Song Lang Hua was beautiful and virtuous although she was young, and Jin Yi had her wed to Wu Li Wei, a cruel boy from a rich family. Wu Li Wei felt no respect for the world or anyone, and demanded that all be as he wanted. Song Lang Hua served her husband faithfully even when his wishes were unfair or petty…

...One day, as Wu Li Wei plowed his field, his ox refused to move. The ox was old and tired. Wu Li Wei beat the old ox to death, and the meat was sold to buy a new one from a farmer in another village. But the farmer had found Wu Li Wei to be repugnant, and gave to him a stubborn and pregnant ox, but did not tell Wu Li Wei. After a few days, the pregnancy was visible, but Wu Li Wei did not care, so long as the ox did as he commanded. But in the field that day, the ox refused to move, and Wu Li Wei began to beat it. But the ox kicked him, and Wu Li Wei was killed, and Song Lang Hua was made a widow…

...Song Lang Hua began to learn of the Way from these widows, and they in turn learned to better follow it, for Song Lang Hua’s virtue quickly made her a venerable practitioner. She began to unlearn her preconceptions, but she was not a master of the Way, for as she was taught, none can truly master it, nor can any truly follow it or teach it. As the widows told her, the Way can only be introduced into a person’s life, and then there is only the choice to follow…

...The Wu family again berated Song Lang Hua for being without use, despite that they themselves relied on her daily, and that it was she that cooked their food, bathed their children, washed and mended their clothes, and even occasionally plowed their field. When a man came seeking to buy servants for the royal palace, the Wu family offered Song Lang Hua, and extolled to him her virtue. Skeptical, the man agreed to stay with the Wu family for one night and one day to observe Song Lang Hua, and gave the family until sunset to prepare for him. The Wu family went home and gave Song Lang Hua money to purchase clothing for herself and food for their guest, and then sent her to the market.

That night, the Wu family brought the man to their home, and when he arrived he looked upon Song Lang Hua, and she was wearing a simple, plain dress she had made for herself. He asked her why she was not wearing a lavish dress, and she said to him that to spend on lavish dresses was not the Way, and that she had more than enough fabric to make herself an adequate dress. He asked her then if she believed that adequacy was good enough for a servant of the royal palace. She said to him that adequacy was for herself, and to others she gives all that she can, for not to do so was not the Way. Surprised but pleased, the man sat down to eat, and saw that a delicious meal had been prepared.

After the meal, he said to Song Lang Hua that he had followed the Wu family and had seen the money she had been given. But the food she had purchased was not expensive enough to have used up all the money, and so the man asked what had happened to it. Song Lang Hua told him that she had purchased more food than what she had cooked, but she had given some to starving children she came across, and then, when she returned home, she placed the rest of the money back into her father-in-law’s purse. The man then asked her why she gave away the food when the meal was supposed to impress him, and Song Lang Hua told him that turn away from those in need was not the Way. He then asked her that if she was so frugal why did she not keep the money, and she told him that to keep money that she did not need, and that did not belong to her, was not the Way. The man asked her then what was the Way. And she told him then that the Way that can be known was not the Way, that the Way can only be followed, not defined…

...The man payed the Wu family handsomely for Song Lang Hua, but he did not do so only because he wished to make her as servant, but also because he believed that such a virtuous woman did not belong with such cruel and lazy people. And he took her north to the capital, and she was made a servant of the imperial family…

...As Song Lang Hua meditated, for such an excellent servant was she that the Empress-consort granted her time to do so, Prince Yinreng came through the brush as he ran and hid from his pursuers, and his ankle was broken. Begging Song Lang Hua not to reveal him, she agreed to do so only if he told her why he was being chased. Agreeing, Prince Yinreng confessed to seducing an ambassador’s wife and the Prince broke his ankle jumping from a window to escape. Song Lang Hua did not pass judgement upon him, and did not reveal him when his pursuers came close. But when they had left, she asked him then, why he seduced the woman, and he told her that it gave him pleasure. And so she asked him if that momentary pleasure was worth the pain of his ankle, which would last for weeks, or the fear of being caught, or even the stripping of his titles. But Prince Yinreng laughed and told her that no servant girl could understand and left.

But her questions festered in his mind, and on the next day the Prince went to see Song Lang Hua in the brush…

...The Prince’s devotion to the Way grew first from his desire of Song Lang Hua, and he admitted his shame to her, and asked her if one could follow the Way for the wrong reasons. And she said to the Prince that it mattered not why one began to follow the Way, as once followed, understanding of its virtue always followed. And she asked him if he would turn away from the Way if she died or if she traveled far away. And the Prince sat in silence, and meditated, before telling her that he would not, that he followed the Way for himself. He said that the Way had brought him peace, harmony, and happiness, whereas a life of excess, ambition, and greed had only brought him the misery that came to allow who attempted to command and defy nature. But he then asked how the Way could be followed by an Emperor, for his father had grown so proud of him as to have his appointment as Crown Prince be made eternally binding.

Song Lang Hua told him that a ruler is to be as a shadow amongst his people, to be unseen, but ever present, for a ruler that tries to control his people will only see more rebellion; enforce honesty and there will only be more deception; enforce peace and there will only be more conflict; enforce religion and there will only be more heresy; enforce prosperity and there will only be more poverty. A kingdom, she said, can ultimately govern itself if it is in balance. And Prince Yinreng then asked her how a kingdom is kept in balance, and she replied that keeping the balance is the one true duty of a ruler. She told him that a great ruler is he who keeps peace with his neighbors but ensures his people are safe, is he who prevents men from enforcing their desires on others but does not do so himself, is he who can defeat enemies but shows only restraint of force, and is he who encourages virtue but does not condemn those who falter. And then, just as she had in the many days before, she raised her hand for silence and reminded the Prince that to study the Way is good but to speak of it endlessly is to fail to understand it. And as in the past days he nodded, and joined her for meditation before he returned to his studies…

...And so began his reign as the Tiandao Emperor. And though he married a nobleman’s daughter and made her the Empress, he had with her no sons and only two daughters. But by Song Lang Hua, whom he made Imperial Noble Consort, he had two sons and four daughters. The twin boys were named Qianzhen and Qianli…”

- The Blooming Path, one of the Seven Great Novels of Jongkuo[17]​


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[1] A number of authors ITTL prefer to use the German translation when referring to the Prussian-controlled Netherlands

[2] Or a mentally unstable manic fixation on making ‘her husband’s legacy’

[3] In TTL and in OTL the Leeward Islands were a large collection of Caribbean territories

[4] While not stated, the real effect of his decision is on the character of his grandson, whom he is of course raising as a successor…

[5] TTL terms for Malaysia and Indochina, the first term coming from the Dutch word for ‘spice’ and the second term referring to the region being beneath China

[6] China and Japan, respectively, from Zhongguo and Nihon

[7] Or Dejima, as we know of it in OTL, though in TTL it will continue to exist into the modern day.

[8] This refers to the entire Japanese archipelago as we know it in OTL, the term coming from the Chinese Da Wa, an archaic name for Japan

[9] This is all from OTL.

[10] Which he was known for in OTL. Also, Choshin comes from the Chinese Cháoxiǎn, their term for the Joseon Dynasty of OTL.

[11] This is all OTL

[12] If the author’s language didn’t make it apparent, most historians and most of Korea at the time view the validity of this story with suspicion, especially the damning evidence on the assassin’s person. In OTL Hui-bin was executed for using black magic rituals and possibly poisoning Inhyeon when Inhyeon was put back on the throne, and the damning evidence against her was being seen rejoicing at the woman’s death.

[13] Most of these are an amalgamation of various OTL spellings of these places, but are indeed the correct TTL romanization

[14] Shadow market is the popular TTL term for a black market

[15] It’s not just the alcohol; the historians of OTL rather incorrectly refer to the Emperors of China by their era name following after the title of Emperor.

[16] Annuity would be TTL speak for a pension

[17] This tale is essentially a long dramaticized epic written many years after the fact about a lowborn woman whose family lost everything when they got caught working with the Dutch shadow market; they marry off their beautiful daughter young to a cruel man who ends up dying quickly, and she, a widow living with a family who loathes her, begins to practice Daoism, a religion that was indeed popular amongst widows, especially in the far south, where it originated. She then is sold to be a servant and ends up a maiden for the Empress-consort, and she then meets Prince Yinreng, who in OTL was eventually stripped of his status as Crown Prince for being lecherous, lustful, cruel, and overly-ambitious. In TTL, he meets her, falls for her, and ends up an adherent to Daoism while he’s a young man (barely an adult), and so never becomes as bad as he was in OTL. The story of course romanticizes both of their virtue, but in TTL he is indeed a diligent Daoist (if not openly), and so is never stripped of his title, and becomes known as the Tiandao (Heavenly Path) Emperor. More on the impacts of this, and of the story of his twin sons whenever we get back to the Orient.
 
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Do you need any help with this interesting timeline?

Having somebody to cover India would be nice. Their history has always escaped my proper comprehension; Middle Africa could similarly use some aid eventually, as I have plans for the Congo, but for little else.

Indochina is up for grabs, though I can do that as well.

So I'd say the regions I could use aid with would be:

- India
- Middle Africa
- Indochina
- Central Asia
 
UNESCO has an entire volumal series on Central Asia free to read, so that covers that.
If you go to college, do you have access to an E-Book library?
 
UNESCO has an entire volumal series on Central Asia free to read, so that covers that.
If you go to college, do you have access to an E-Book library?

I do have access to one, although thus far its been a matter of finding time to do in-depth research for regions I don't already have background knowledge of.
 
Part #9: The Frogs of War
Apologies for both the delay and the brevity of this chapter. Things have been busy, but I really wanted to get another chapter out to you guys. I may create a map or flag update to go with this too, not sure yet, or what said graphic would be. Anyways, here's part #9!

Part #9: The Frogs of War


“Many men have dreamt themselves becoming gods. As of late, most of them have been French.”

- King Edmund III[1]​


“At times I miss my old home. Not from some irrational sense of pride for my country, or of a perceived superiority of its culture. After all, the apotheosized and enlightened human will have no nation or culture, being a part of our collective godhood as one united peoples. However, one can only force down so much black pudding and beans before longing for a nice bowl of cassoulet à la saucisse de Toulouse.”

- Xander Cross​

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“By the end of 1688, the political landscape of western Europe was becoming incredibly different than it had been only a few years prior. England was focused entirely on rebuilding itself under a Catholic regency, while the Dutch Republic was nominally ruled by the Elector of Brandenburg, and truly ruled by a ruthless English widower. Through England, France no longer had to concern itself with an enemy across the Channel, and it was no secret that the Dutch were malcontent to live under the Holy Roman Empire’s heel. The French had been amassing power for some time, and the new political climate suited their pursuits nicely.[2]

English documents provide us with evidence that King Louis XIV sent envoys to the Duke of York to discuss the possibility of English alliance against the Empire; James wrote back to Louis that the island nation was not ready for war, the Bloody Year having left a weariness in the populace, and left much of the nation in need of reconstruction. Regardless, the neutrality of England was all Louis truly needed, and so the First Sun King readied for war.[3] All seemed right, with the Holy Roman Empire’s armies having been fighting the last remnants of the Ottomans in the East, and so in October of 1688, after having fully negotiated with the English, the king released a manifesto, detailing demands to have the Truce of Ratisbon be made permanent, as he feared the Emperor Leopold would have it reversed after the war with the Ottomans, and he also demanded that William Egon of Fürstenberg be made Archbishop-Elector of Cologne, as well as the cession of territories that he felt belonged to his sister-in-law in the Palatinate.[4]

Before any of his enemies in the Empire could have known the details of his demands, Louis had his forces march towards Philippsburg, which was situated across the Rhine, which acted as a major fortress between Luxembourg and then Strassburg. His intent was to intimidate the German states into accepting his demands quickly, hoping that he might also inspire the Ottoman’s to resurge in strength at news of the Empire facing another front in the West, which in turn would leave the Emperor’s army unable to stop the French.[5] While this would not play out as such, Louis was able to begin securing rather large swaths of the Rhineland early-on. It would be in February, at a meeting of the Imperial Diet, that war would be declared, officially beginning the First War of the League, though most know it was the Seven Years’ War…”

- An Examination of the Seven Years’ War by Emilio F.J.P. Hernandez[6]​


“Welcome back our watchers at home! Now then, when we left off Kojima Akihiro was only four questions away from taking home 3 million haléře! Now, Akihiro, how much is that back at home again?”

“It is, uhm, 390 million koban.”[7]

“Now I assume that makes this prize even bigger for you than it would be to someone here?”

“Yes. In Edo, 10 koban could buy me a nice meal at a good restaurant, compared to the usual 30 haléře I pay when I am here.”

“Well then let’s get you that money! Now you said at the beginning of the show that you were leaving this final category, European History, for last, that it was one you said you weren’t worried about.”

“That is correct. I studied European History heavily when I was in school. It was an obsession, really.”

“Then this should be easy! Let’s get started. Category 7: European History. Question 1: What European leader was the first to call for the Holy Roman Empire to declare war on France and start the Seven Years’ War? Is it 1. Friedrich the Great of Prussia, 2. Adolf II of Prussia, 3. Carlos II of Spain, or 4. Leopold von Hapsburg?”

“Hmmm...Well this is much too early for Adolf. The others were all contemporaries and were actually fighting in the war.”

“Wow. Okay it seems you do know your stuff.”

“Haha, thank you. Hmm...Well Carlos wouldn’t have really known immediately because Louis XIV was going directly for German lands, not the Spanish Netherlands. So he is out. But Leopold was still finishing his campaign against the Ottomans. So that leaves Friedrich, who was later compensated greatly for his actions in the war. So… 1. Final answer.”

“That is…Correct! Alright second question: At which city did the Holy Roman Empire repel the French on three occasions from 1692 onwards? Is it 1. Luxembourg, 2. Ulm, 3. Berlin, or 4. Mainz?”

“Hmmm… 3 times?”

“3 times.”

“Well Luxembourg hasn’t been under German control in a very long time, certainly not a place of a repelled attack by the French. Ulm...I know they repelled the French in the Seven Years’ War and the First Hegemonic War. But a third time? Hmmm… Well it isn’t Berlin, I know that. And Mainz...no! Mainz was only once. And yes! Ulm was a failure for the French in the Revolutionary Wars! So 2. Ulm. Final Answer.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes!”

“....Once again you are correct!”

“Yes! Haha!”

“Okay okay, let’s get going! Only two more questions! Question 3: In the Seven Years’ War—it would seem that is a popular topic today!—how did the English navally participate in the war? 1. False defections to the French, 2. Sinking any military vessel that got too close to their territory, 3. Attacking pan-Atlantic trade routes, or 4. Being escorted by non-English ships?”

“Ah! No! I don’t know this one at all. The only one I can eliminate for certain is 3. They wanted more trade to rebuild. But privateers for the French, armed neutrality, and baiting with a non-English escort all sound plausible!”

“Well you do have one last Cheat. You used your Paper Peek to get two answers removed in Topic 1, and you used Bathroom Break to get the audience’s opinion in Topic 3. But you still have Note Pass. Do you wish to use it?”

“Yes! I can contact someone I know, yes?”

“Indeed! Bring in the oblakyolos![8] Alright, so who will you be contacting?”

“My old roommate Archibald Farrand! He studied European History and Orientology, and I also helped tutor him, so we became very close friends.”

“Does he speak Czech or German? If not we have some translators ready so the audience can understand.”

“We both learned German while we were at school, I talk to him in that since my English and his Nihyeoni aren’t perfect.”

“Well then go ahead and get him on!”

“Yes yes……Olyet? Ah! Archi-kun, it’s Akihiro!”

“Huh? Aki? What is it?”

“Archi-kun, I am on Wealth of Knowledge! I need you to help me answer a question, yes!”

“Uhm, yes, sure! I’ll help if I can.”

“The question is: ‘In the Seven Years’ War, how did the English navally participate in the war? 1. False defections to the French, 2. Sinking any military vessel that got too close to their territory, 3. Attacking pan-Atlantic trade routes, or 4. Being escorted by non-English ships?’”

“Oh that’s easy. The English said they’d protect their merchants, so the English navy, along with a merchant ship or two, would accompany French ships who were their ‘escorts’. If any enemies of France attacked them, the English would attack too.”

“Ah! Thank you Archi-kun! Thank you! Okay...4! Final Answer!”

“That’s correct!”

“Yes! Yes! Okay...one last question, yes?”

“Indeed, and we’ll get to it...when we return!”



“Welcome back! Okay Akihiro. One final question: Which French monarch styled himself as ‘the Sun King’? 1. Louis XIV, 2. Louis XV, 3. Louis XVI, or 4. All of the previous?”

“Oh...Oh Archi-kun would have known this. I should have waited to utilize that cheat and just guessed. Damn. Ahhhh...I think it was XIV? Yes! Yes it was but...but maybe XV did too? But if he did then XVI would have as well and I don’t think he did...but… Gah! Uhm...4? Final answer?”

“Akihiro...I’m afraid…”

“Oh no….”

“That your answer is correct! You’ve just won the Wealth of Knowledge!”

“NANI?! YATTA!”[9]

- Wealth of Knowledge, Edition 5, Instance 22 [10]​


“The Spanish Netherlands were in an immediately unenviable position once the League declared war upon France. The Empire and the Spanish were in the fight together, and that meant both of their territories were now up for the taking. Iberia had the Pyrenees Mountains to defend them, as well as the bulk of the quickly rousing Spanish military, while the Spanish Netherlands could only muster up an admittedly undersupplied garrison. With Louis XIV focus in the Rhineland, this garrison was able to stave off the smaller French forces sent their way, but each battle took a greater and greater toll.[11]

The Battle of Steenkirk seemed to be the final day before the French swarmed into the territory. But as the garrison fought on, behind them came marching an army. From the northern Low Countries, the Dutch Republic, called into war by its Statthalter, the Elector of Brandenburg, had been moving across the Spanish Netherlands, securing the territory before arriving to beat back the French. What happened at Steenkirk after their arrival has since become a matter of some debate. Officially, the Dutch reported that the last of the garrison fell in the battle, having been whittled down to almost nothing by the time of their arrival. However, some French reports note that the Dutch fired almost blindly into the fray, felling invader and defender alike.

Regardless of the truth, after that battle, the western Spanish Netherland fell quickly into Dutch control, and the French went to alert their king that forces would need to be pulled from the Rhineland to deal with the encroaching Dutch. But ahead of them was sent a messenger, bearing a proposal, written in a fine, elegant hand. It was written in English, preventing curious soldiers or French bandits from being able to read it, even if they had literacy in their own tongue. This message, written by Mary Stuart, outlined an agreement with Louis XIV that in exchange for not attempting to conquer the western Spanish Netherlands, Mary would make no attempts to push into French territory, content to control the entirety of the Low Countries. While Louis was under no obligation to agree, the appearance of a large North German army led by Elector Friedrich of Prussia startled him enough to agree, neutralizing another front in the war as he focused on the Rhineland, Catalonia, and Savoy, his only other viable option being to begin a policy of destructive retreat [12] and recede from the Rhineland to defend France.

From this first message would come a series of correspondences between Louis and Mary, and the two developed a sort of mutual respect, she for his ambition, he for her cunning, and from this seed of possible friendship events down the road would come to fruition…”

- The Marian Period by Hendrik van den Berg​

“Though many had hoped that the American Age of Piracy would end with the founding of Ricardia (and thus the arrival of protective English fleets), things only became worse. Poor men from England left after the Bloody Year, and among them were those who would take to the black flag to seek wealth. Furthermore, there are the Traitorous Eight, a cabal of captains in the English Navy that refused to obey their Catholic regent and fled to new world to become pirates. Now with fresh recruits and English warships, the Caribbean only became ever more under the control of buccaneers.

The seas were a hazard anywhere you went. To set sail without escort was suicidal, to set foot in pirate haven’s with any form of authority was to face a battle you would surely lose. Colonies, ironically, became almost more structured than before, with local authorities creating their own efficient fiefdoms, every citizen accounted for, every coin tallied in the ledger, every street patrolled for fear of pirates and brigands preparing a raid.[13] When news fluttered in on the wind that war had erupted in Europe between France and the Holy Roman Empire, many prepared for things to get worse as navies and officers were recalled to fight. And they were correct. But they had no idea just how bad things would get…

…These Prussian captains were loathed by their crews. Some mutinies were silent affairs that occurred at sea, a captain ‘unfortunately’ dead and his Dutch first mate promoted, the crew resuming their duties in patrolling Dutch waters (which, if not officially, now included those of the Spanish Netherlands). But a good number were far worse, proper battles fought on the ships, all moderates purged in bloody betrayal. Again, some of these ships simply returned to duty, reporting an ‘attempted mutiny’ by half of the crew they killed, the other half their victims. But the rest simply left Europe, refusing to serve the Prussians, even halfheartedly. Perhaps most famously was the case of De Zeven Provinciën, an 80-gun ship of the line, famous for its service as the flagship of the brilliant and beloved Admiral Michiel de Ruyter in both the Second and Third Anglo-Dutch War. It had since been placed under the command of Karl Arndt Bandelin. In 1693, he found himself without a head, as did a third of the crew. The new captain of the ship, Dirk Dijkstra, the now famed Gentleman Pirate, had the ship turn to the Atlantic. Arriving in the Caribbean some time later, the newly rechristen De Zeven Lijken would become infamous, a terror of the seas, never caught before mysteriously vanishing decades later…”

- The American Age of Piracy by Padiet Jong​

“...word from the Low Countries left Friedrich confident. If the fighting was intense enough to create only a stalemate, neither side able to push into enemy territory, it had to mean that the French had invested a sizeable force in defense, especially if the French were still attempting to take Liege.[14] Scouts further confirmed such reports at the rather small force near Mainz, though in actuality, this was because the bulk of the French force was crushing a peasant insurrection in Lorraine. Thus the North German army led by the Elector of Brandenburg prepared for a counter invasion of the Rhineland, setting Frankfurt as their rally point. Meanwhile, the Imperial Army still marched from the East, and Leopold, told of Friedrich’s plans to push the French from Imperial territory and hold the Rhineland until the Emperor was ready for a thrust into France, aimed to resupply in Bavaria, whose Elector had yet to officially pledge himself to the war effort. Because of this, when Friedrich marched to Mainz, he was without any form of reinforcements…

…The battle was a disaster. The initial Imperial victory quickly disintegrated as the French force, led by the Duke of Vendôme, were able to successfully hold out until the rest of the French military could come to their aid. Routed, Friedrich made for a quick retreat back to Frankfurt, leaving Mainz firmly under French control. And with it fell much of the southern Rhine. By the end of 1689, everything south of the Moselle and west of the Rhine was in Louis XIV’s hands, the military genius Vauban implementing counter siege tactics that ensured that Strasbourg, Landau, Mainz, and Mannheim would fail to be taken back despite repeated attempts by Friedrich’s forces…

…Leopold made a march from Bavaria, panicked by some accounts, outraged by others. He famously wrote to Friedrich a long rant about the Elector’s ‘uselessness’ and ‘inadequate command’ failing to understand that the French were in far greater number than anticipated. But Leopold was soon to find out at Freiburg…

…Though he did apologize to Friedrich in person for his comments, the rift between the Elector of Brandenburg and the Holy Roman Emperor was never truly mended. However, Friedrich was still a capable strategist, and it would be his tactics that resulted in the successful repulsion of the French in their siege of Ulm. In fact, with the arrival of the Swedish and Danish regiments that had been pledged to the League of Augsburg, the combined Imperial military pursued the retreating invaders and were able to successfully retake Freiburg buy the winter of 1690. However, for the next five years, there would be little change in the German theatre, and instead the headache of Paris would not be the Imperial army, but the Savoyards…”

- Early History of Germany by Heinrich Weber​

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[1] He indeed is a contemporary of Xander Cross

[2] Unlike OTL, where a strong Netherlands was in personal union with a very anti-Catholic England.

[3] Do note the use of the term ‘first Sun King’.

[4] All the same as OTL, just published one month later.

[5] While this almost sounds strange, a French Catholic hoping to inspire the armies of Turkish Muslims, it is also from OTL, as Louis wanted Leopold nice and pre-occupied in the East.

[6] F.J.P stands for ‘Francisco Justiniano Pascual’.

[7] I’ll let this conversion rate and the names of the currency act as a hint in themselves for the future.

[8] Telephone. Derived from the [REDACTED] words [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

[9] For anyone who knows or dabbles in Japanese, notice that ‘Nani’ is being used a bit more fluidly, like the Western ‘What?’.

[10] We would say “Season 5, Episode 22”.

[11] This isn’t too unlike OTL, although they would quickly be saved by English and Dutch forces under William.

[12] Scorched earth tactics

[13] This similarly occurred in OTL during the Golden Age of Piracy, though not to as strong a degree, as the American Age of TTL will be a much worse and chaotic period for the Caribbean.

[14] Recall that Mary and her own military leadership, either Dutch nobles or members of her closely controlled Prussian guard, are the ones sending reports, and her own spies make sure to edit them as well. Friedrich is marching from Northeastern Germany to the Rhine, and has no need to physically check on the progress of an assumedly loyal vassal.
 
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Here is a map to show the Seven Years' War at the end of 1690 ITTL
On the left is the political map, on the right is the HRE and its Allies in Red, France and Blue, and the Netherlands (technically an HRE ally) in Orange.

The base map is actually Europe in 1700, so I hope the internal borders of the HRE are alright. Anyone who would know better is welcome to point out any errors. I also had to eyeball the Rhine and the Moselle since I couldn't find a basemap of the same proportions to allow me to overlay the rivers onto the boundaries.

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That degree of unity in the HRE seems...unlikely. The Emperor's ability to get things to happen outside of the Austrian Empire proper mostly depended on the answer to "what's in it for me?"
 
That degree of unity in the HRE seems...unlikely. The Emperor's ability to get things to happen outside of the Austrian Empire proper mostly depended on the answer to "what's in it for me?"

Thus far I haven't deviated in participation in the war. This is almost exactly the same as how OTL panned out during the Nine Years' War. Perhaps some more minor statelets declined from war (in which case I really don't feel like hunting down just which ones), but the Diet declared a full war, Leopold has men from much of the empire still in his ranks from his war with the Turks, the major electors all declared for the war, and Frederick is leading a north German army he called together. All of this is straight from OTL.

Granted, the League of Augsburg was small, but not only were men from numerous non-League HRE states still in the Emperor's forces, but they were in a de facto state of war with France, who would have steamed over them if they stood in their way. Consider the map that: de facto, if not de jure. For instance, I have all of Denmark and Sweden colored red, but in TTL and in OTL all they really did was send the required number of men from their German holdings to fight for Leopold.
 
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