Lost Freeway
Banned
At least he didn't fall off a horse and break his neck (the method so often employed to remove an inconvenient actor from the stage of history.
Only in Before 1900 TLs.
At least he didn't fall off a horse and break his neck (the method so often employed to remove an inconvenient actor from the stage of history.
At least he didn't fall off a horse and break his neck (the method so often employed to remove an inconvenient actor from the stage of history.
BUSH KILLED IN CAR CRASH EN ROUTE TO REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION
CNN, August 1, 2000
Texas Governor and Republican Party Presidential Candidate George W. Bush died last night in Philadelphia after his limousine was T-Boned at an intersection by a drunk driver in a pickup while en route to the Republican National Convention. Bush was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 1:30 AM.
Bush was expected to win the candidacy at the convetion. His death has cast the convention's outcome into doubt.
Al Gore wins the election and then not much else changes- come 2015 the US economy is still bad (lackof good jobs/open borders/globalism/massive debt) and we have spent $1T on failed M.E. Wars.
MCCAIN KILLED IN HELICOPTER CRASH, VP CHENEY SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT
AP Washington, 2009
The Supreme Court has granted certiorari, agreeing to consider the "13th Amendment" case against the Cheney Administration. The plaintiffs, Mideast Veterans Against the War, are contending that the Administration's "stop loss" policies constitute involuntary servitude under the 13th Amendment by unilaterally extending soldiers' elistment contracts past their expiration dates.
A Mideast Veterans Against the War spokesman explained: "Enlistment contracts were typically for six years, three years' active duty followed by three years' reserve duty or Four years active and two years reserve. The Cheney Administration is forcing soldiers to serve all six years on active duty, then extending many contracts past their expiration dates. The tempo of deployments has also been increased, giving few soldiers a full year between deployments that are typically 14 months long. The only breaks in this schedule are when a soldier is recovering from wounds."
Note: Mideast Veterans Against the War changed their name from Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan Veterans Against the War when the Cheney Administration invaded Syria.
Sources in the military have been reporting increased desertions and refusals to report for movements overseas. The prevailing mood of these soldiers is "I'll take a Bad Conduct Discharge and loss of all benefits over getting sent back again and again until I'm crippled or killed fighting for Halliburton and Mobil Oil."
Officers are increasing likely to resign their commissions. Some officers are staying in until retirement with 20 years of service but almost none say any longer.
In other news, the US National Debt has been increasing at a rate of between $1 and $2 trillion per year since the War on Terror was annnounced.
Hey, hey, let's not get too ahead of ourselves.