Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

[Accurateworldwar]

Goebbels tells Hitler a joke and while laughing,he has a heart attack.

Goebbels then gets put to death and the world forever wonders what the joke was.

What do you call a blind man in Germany? A Nazi.

 

[GlobalHumanism]

Abducted by aliens in 1933 - a violent death-by-anal probe ensues.

 

[Bolt451]

Gets caught in a shoot out between time travellers sent back to kill him and time travellers sent back to give him advanced technology. Neither party was aiming at him at the time.

 

[Saphroneth]

Diebner mis-calculates lethality of new atomic bomb, invites whole of Nazi Party to watch from just outside danger zone, total carbonization of upper echelons.

 

[Perkeo]

Have you seen "Inglorious Bastards"?

 

[The_Shortline_Gamer_KSP]

This thread has been up for over an hour, and it all ready has 18 pages of replys.
I am not surprised.

 

[GlobalHumanism]

This thread has been up for over an hour, and it all ready has 18 pages of replys.
I am not surprised.

been around alot longer than that

 

[Marisa Kiridifferent]

Kills himself.

 

[Queeney]

In 1933, Hitler is visited in his Führerbunker by a horribly slow murderer with an extremely inefficient weapon who only he can see.

Obviously, this drags on right until 1945.

 

[Thothian]

Standing on the Balcony at the Eagle's Nest, Blondi jumps up at Hitler to greet him, accidentally pushing him off balance and over the edge to his eventual death, hundreds of feet below.

In a secret ceremony in 1946, SOE Special Agent Rex, (Canine Division), is awarded the Victoria Cross with Crossed Bones, (good boy), for his role in the assassination of Hitler.

Winner winner, chicken dinner. I nearly spit out my coffee.

 

[GlobalHumanism]

While awaiting the end in the '45 Fuhrerbunker in Berlin, minister Goerbols decides now is the best to time confess his undying love for the Führer in his personal quarters.
Later that night, Hitler, after discovering him spralled across his bed in tight fitting garments, shouts at his vulnerable propoganda minister, ordering him to leave his quarters at once.
His sexual advances rebuffed, and frenzied by the nature of his rejection, Goerbols lunges at the Fuhrer, gripping his throat until he drew his last breath.

 

[James Ricker]

Eva Braun kills Adolf by hitting him over the head with a plate of sausages, because of a sexist remark at dinner.

 

[GlobalHumanism]

Eva Braun kills Adolf by hitting him over the head with a plate of sausages, because of a sexist remark at dinner.

can he be beaten with the sausages instead?

 

[Marthabutt]

Hitler is ISOT'd to our timeline. He soon kills himself after learning about who and what Neo-Nazis are nowadays.

 

[Dan]

Winner winner, chicken dinner. I nearly spit out my coffee.

My apologies for nearly causing you to waste coffee.

 

[GlobalHumanism]

Whilst sightseeing utop the recently captured Effile Tower an overly exuberant Hitler proceeds to DAB so ferociously at the thought of his stunning victory that his neck snaps, sending his freshly paralyzed body careening over the edge to the pavement below.

 

[Tocomocho]

eaten by wolves while on a solo hike in the Swiss alps

Wearing this:

http://dailyhitler.blogspot.com.es/2009/11/hitler-sporting-lederhosen.html?m=1

 

[B-29_Bomber]

Hitler dies while fapping to images of his sister being peed on.

 

[Accurateworldwar]

Hitler dies while fapping to images of his sister being peed on.

 

[B-29_Bomber]

Apparently he was into golden showers with his sis- no, wait I think it was with his niece or cousin or something at least it was a relative of some sort.

Ignoring everything else he did in his life, he's still a fucked up son of a bitch.