Hilarious Ways For Hitler to Die

Hitler and Himmler get into a game of competitive one upmanship. Hitler funnels all his energy into a small but sophisticated masked soiree which Himmler copies .
Churchill eager to compete and get one over on the Germans throws a larger more swanky affair with an under the sea theme in London .

Goebbels tired of this frivolity arranges for Hitler to be assassinated at Churchills event while he had an alibi of being on a goodwill tour of Italy
Hitler is poisoned while wearing a sea lion costume by a specially
Recruited Swiss herb salesman or a traveller in thyme


or

Hitler threw a small ball
Hitler did very similar
While Churchill out did them with one at the Albert Hall
While Goebbels safe in Rome went to no balls at all
 
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