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 ==== Themes ==== ==== Themes ====
  
-Luaky Commer often parodies Harry Potter by setting the action firstly in America, and secondly in the modern information age. AH clichés are used instead of magical items and spells. It also pokes fun at the borderline racist attitudes of even the 'good guys' in Harry Potter toward Muggles, or here, [[offtopic:OTLer]]s (a favourite rant of [[offtopic:Flocculencio]]'s). Finally, there is a running joke that Luaky is in fact, not special at all, but Mike Collins keeps going after him because he happens to be closest (parodying the way Harry Potter seems to become more 'special' and unique with each book). +**Luaky Commer** often parodies Harry Potter by setting the action firstly in America, and secondly in the modern information age. AH clichés are used instead of magical items and spells. It also pokes fun at the borderline racist attitudes of even the 'good guys' in Harry Potter toward Muggles, or here, [[offtopic:OTLer]]s (a favourite rant of [[offtopic:Flocculencio]]'s). Finally, there is a running joke that Luaky is in fact, not special at all, but [[offtopic:Mike Collins]] keeps going after him because he happens to be closest (parodying the way Harry Potter seems to become more 'special' and unique with each book). 
  
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 ==== Story ==== ==== Story ====
  
-Young Luaky Commer of Cincinnati, Ohio, thinks he is just a normal boy, living in horrible deprivation (caviar only THREE times a day!) with his Uncle Ward and cousin Chingo. But things change when DMA visits and informs him he's an Althistorian, with a place at the AH.com School of Alternate History. After a brief trip to collect his things at Coincident Alley, he's off to AH.com.+Young Luaky Commer of Cincinnati, Ohio, thinks he is just a normal boy, living in horrible deprivation (caviar only THREE times a day!) with his Uncle [[offtopic:Ward]] and cousin [[offtopic:Chingo360|Chingo]]. But things change when DMA visits and informs him he's an Althistorian, with a place at the AH.com School of Alternate History. After a brief trip to collect his things at Coincident Alley, he's off to AH.com.
  
-Enroute he meets future friend Othniel Canada and temporary nemesis Borat. Upon arriving at AH.com, they are sorted into one of the four Houses - **Pornwatcher**, **Fudgepacker**, **Knowitall** and **Miseryguts**.+Enroute he meets future friend [[offtopic:Othniel]] Canada and temporary nemesis [[offtopic:Borat]]. Upon arriving at AH.com, they are sorted into one of the four Houses - **Pornwatcher**, **Fudgepacker**, **Knowitall** and **Miseryguts**.
  
-In the first year, Luaky and Leo make friends with Leo Caesius and stop the Dark Lord Mike Collins from getting the Stoned Philosopher ([[offtopic:Straha]]). In the process, Borat is shot dead by Ward and GBW has his face torn off by [[offtopic:Mynx]] - blaming Commer, he becomes the new nemesis.+In the first year, Luaky and Leo make friends with [[offtopic:Leo Caesius]] and stop the Dark Lord Mike Collins from getting the Stoned Philosopher ([[offtopic:Straha]]). In the process, Borat is shot dead by Ward and GBW has his face torn off by [[offtopic:Mynx]] - blaming Commer, he becomes the new nemesis.
  
-In his second year, Luaky is forced to deal with being accused of a series of Implausifryings around the school, supposedly by the Heir of Miseryguts. It transpires that Chingo, who was attending that year, was possessed by the spirit of Mike Collins hidden in a doobie. At the end, Collins manages to possess Straha instead. We are introduced to new characters, such as Thermopylae.+In his second year, Luaky is forced to deal with being accused of a series of Implausifryings around the school, supposedly by the Heir of Miseryguts. It transpires that Chingo, who was attending that year, was possessed by the spirit of Mike Collins hidden in a doobie. At the end, Collins manages to possess Straha instead. We are introduced to new characters, such as [[offtopic:Thermopylae]].
  
-In the third year, Luaky is hunted by the escaped criminal Serious Matt and supposedly 'protected' by the malevolent [[offtopic:Phonespammers|Phonespammers of Azerbaijan]]. Imajin and Hermanubis give him the Pornhoarder's BAM, which he later learns was made by his new teachers Grey Wolf and Diamond. The secret of the Servant of Mike Collins is uncovered, and the Servant escapes with the possessed Straha to seek out Collins himself.+In the third year, Luaky is hunted by the escaped criminal Serious [[offtopic:Matt]] and supposedly 'protected' by the malevolent [[offtopic:Phonespammers|Phonespammers of Azerbaijan]]. [[offtopic:Imajin]] and [[offtopic:Hermanubis]] give him the Pornhoarder's BAM, which he later learns was made by his new teachers [[offtopic:Grey Wolf]] and [[offtopic:Diamond]]. The secret of the Servant of Mike Collins is uncovered, and the Servant escapes with the possessed Straha to seek out Collins himself.
  
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 ==== Settings ==== ==== Settings ====
  
-**AH.com School of Alternate History**: America's premier school of AH, located somewhere in California, not far from the Althistorical town of Iansburg. Despite being entirely unmagical, it has moving staircases, walking suits of armour etc. thanks to an elaborate Disney-style system run by G.Bone. +**AH.com School of Alternate History**: America's premier school of AH, located somewhere in California, not far from the Althistorical town of [[offtopic:Ian]]sburg. Despite being entirely unmagical, it has moving staircases, walking suits of armour etc. thanks to an elaborate Disney-style system run by [[offtopic:G.Bone]]. 
  
 Briefly renamed "Crazy Bruno's Lesbian Madhouse" by Doctor What. Briefly renamed "Crazy Bruno's Lesbian Madhouse" by Doctor What.
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 **Coincident Alley**: Located in London, Ontario, this is a street of Althistorical shops from which Althistorians can buy their supplies. It is hidden behind a brick wall, and can only be accessed by knocking the brick wall down.  **Coincident Alley**: Located in London, Ontario, this is a street of Althistorical shops from which Althistorians can buy their supplies. It is hidden behind a brick wall, and can only be accessed by knocking the brick wall down. 
  
-**Ohio**: Home to Luakel, Ward and Chingo. +**Ohio**: Home to [[offtopic:Luakel]], Ward and Chingo. 
  
 **New York**: The AH.com Intercity Express leaves from Platform Pi at New York Station.  **New York**: The AH.com Intercity Express leaves from Platform Pi at New York Station. 
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 ==== The Four Houses ==== ==== The Four Houses ====
  
-**PORNWATCHER**: Noble, brave, and like watching porn. +**PORNWATCHER**: Noble, brave, and like watching porn.
  
-**KNOWITALL**: Wise and boy, do they let you know it. +**KNOWITALL**: Wise and boy, do they let you know it.
  
 **FUDGEPACKER**: The [[offtopic:gaysexual|Gaysexuals]]. **FUDGEPACKER**: The [[offtopic:gaysexual|Gaysexuals]].
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   * [[offtopic:DominusNovus]] - Professor Dominus Novus, second-year teacher of Da Fence Against Da Ark Darts, latterly known as Domina Nova (Gilderoy Lockhart)   * [[offtopic:DominusNovus]] - Professor Dominus Novus, second-year teacher of Da Fence Against Da Ark Darts, latterly known as Domina Nova (Gilderoy Lockhart)
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 +  * [[offtopic:DMA]] - DMA, an Australian doing odd jobs for Headmaster What (Hagrid)
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 +  * [[offtopic:Weapon M]] - "Nearly Weaponless M" (he hates this nickname), a ghost (Nearly Headless Nick)
  
   * [[offtopic:Floid]] - Antonius Floid, the caretaker and GBW's rival for Kilngirl's affections (Argus Filch)   * [[offtopic:Floid]] - Antonius Floid, the caretaker and GBW's rival for Kilngirl's affections (Argus Filch)
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   * [[offtopic:Kit]] - Kittus Morganus, a student in Fudgepacker House    * [[offtopic:Kit]] - Kittus Morganus, a student in Fudgepacker House 
  
-  * [[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] - Fellus Nelsonus, a student in Fudgepacker House+  * [[offtopic:Fellatio Nelson]] - Fellus Nelsonus, another student in Fudgepacker House
  
   * [[offtopic:Kilngirl]] - Kilngirl Howery, a student in Knowitall House   * [[offtopic:Kilngirl]] - Kilngirl Howery, a student in Knowitall House
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