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 +//The MES AH.com in space...// 
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 ==== History ==== ==== History ====
  
-The //AlternateHistory.com// was originally, along with two sister ships, the //[[stories:CF.net#CounterFactual.net]]// and the //AlterVerse.net// (referred to as the CF.net and AV.net Ships respectively) built by the Neanderthal Multiverse Empire. The ships were captured by Admiral [[offtopic:Ward]] of the Human Unity, a timeline being invaded by the Neanderthals, and turned against their builders. +The //AlternateHistory.com// was originally, along with two sister ships, the //[[stories:CF.net|CounterFactual.net]]// and the //[[stories:av.net ship|AlterVerse.net]]// (referred to as the //CF.net// and //AV.net// ships, respectively) built by the [[Neanderthal Multiverse Empire]]. The ships were captured by Admiral [[offtopic:Ward]] of the [[Human Unity]], a timeline being invaded by the Neanderthals, and turned against their builders. 
  
 During a climactic battle with the Neanderthals, or Bastards as the Unity Earth people called them, the AH.com's crew was mostly killed and two inexperienced scientists, [[offtopic:Doctor What]] and [[offtopic:Grey Wolf]], were forced to take command. Believing the battle lost, What ordered the ship to flee, earning him the lasting enmity of Admiral [[offtopic:Ward]], the commander of the fleet and of the flagship CF.net.  During a climactic battle with the Neanderthals, or Bastards as the Unity Earth people called them, the AH.com's crew was mostly killed and two inexperienced scientists, [[offtopic:Doctor What]] and [[offtopic:Grey Wolf]], were forced to take command. Believing the battle lost, What ordered the ship to flee, earning him the lasting enmity of Admiral [[offtopic:Ward]], the commander of the fleet and of the flagship CF.net. 
  
-Since then the AH.com Ship has wandered the timelines, exploring and looking for supplies (and booze and porn), recruiting crewmen as it goes until by the time the Series starts, the ship has a crew of around 20. +Since then the AH.com Ship has wandered the timelines, exploring and looking for supplies (and booze and porn), recruiting crewmen as it goes until by the time //The Series// starts, the ship has a crew of around 20. 
  
 +{{:stories:mes_ah.com_mes_cf.net.jpg?350|}}
  
 +//The MES AH.com and MES CF.net, as they appear on the title card of the episode [[OF SHIPS AND CAPTAINS]].//
  
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 ==== Interior ==== ==== Interior ====
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 A running joke is that the AH.com contains many hidden rooms (as it's a large warship that's chronically undermanned) and so, for example, we discover in "[[HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEYS]]" that there's a robotics lab, used by Dave Howery, and an "art gallery" (basically a porn room). A running joke is that the AH.com contains many hidden rooms (as it's a large warship that's chronically undermanned) and so, for example, we discover in "[[HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEYS]]" that there's a robotics lab, used by Dave Howery, and an "art gallery" (basically a porn room).
  
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 ==== Exterior ==== ==== Exterior ====
  
-The design of the AH.com Ship, despite much debate, has yet to be finalised. [[offtopic:Psychomeltdown]] advocates a ship design reminiscent of a larger version of the Ferryboat Liner spacecraft from Star Wars, but with a rust-brown colour scheme. Recently [[MrP]] constructed a model based on Psycho's description, though grey in colour (see image at top of page).+The design of the AH.com Ship, despite much debate, has yet to be finalised. [[offtopic:Psychomeltdown]] advocates a ship design reminiscent of a larger version of the Ferryboat Liner spacecraft from //[[offtopic:Star Wars]]//, but with a rust-brown colour scheme. Recently [[offtopic:MrP]] constructed a model based on Psycho's description, though grey in colour (see image at top of page).
  
 The ship is very large, but capable of landing on a planet (though this is rarely attempted).  The ship is very large, but capable of landing on a planet (though this is rarely attempted). 
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 ==== Armament ==== ==== Armament ====
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 The AH.com Ship is surprisingly heavily armed; despite being damaged and badly maintained over the years, it is after all originally a warship. The ship's weapons take the form of particle beams and missiles, though this sometimes shifts depending on who's writing the episode. The shuttles are only lightly armed and are not true fighters.  The AH.com Ship is surprisingly heavily armed; despite being damaged and badly maintained over the years, it is after all originally a warship. The ship's weapons take the form of particle beams and missiles, though this sometimes shifts depending on who's writing the episode. The shuttles are only lightly armed and are not true fighters. 
  
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 ==== Other notes ==== ==== Other notes ====
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 Two different future versions of the ship, both enhanced and enlarged, were seen in "[[AH.COM THE SORTA-KINDA-MAYBE NEXT GENERATION]]" and "[[A PRESENT FROM THE FUTURE]]". Two different future versions of the ship, both enhanced and enlarged, were seen in "[[AH.COM THE SORTA-KINDA-MAYBE NEXT GENERATION]]" and "[[A PRESENT FROM THE FUTURE]]".
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 +==== Navigation ==== 
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 +**[[stories:ships of the ah.com series|Ships of AH.com The Series]]** 
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