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 **Name:** [[offtopic:FDW]]\\
-**Function:** Intrepid captain of the [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|MES-1]] //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|Allohistory]]// \\
+**Function:** Intrepid captain of the [[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|MES-1]] //[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|Allohistory]]// \\
 **Rank:** Captain of Hub-sanctioned MES\\
 **Specialisation:** He has a staggeringly encyclopedic knowledge of San Franciscan and Californian mass transit system in at least 500 different timelines. As for the rest of his abilities as captain, he notes "I just try to remain calm and charismatic, make it up as I go along, and cross my fingers for things turning out all right.". \\
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 - Being trolled or annoyed by the ship's AI.\\
 **Musical leitmotifs:**   \\
-**Custom vehicle:** //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shuttles_and_other_small_spacecraft|The Reaper]]//, a speedy, shift-capable captain's gig. \\
+**Custom vehicle:** //[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shuttles_and_other_small_spacecraft|The Reaper]]//, a speedy, shift-capable captain's gig. \\
 **Custom equipment:**  \\
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 - Smiling reassuringly once he reveals some horrifying condition or injury to a patient, and then quipping no less reassuringly "Don't you worry, this won't hurt a bit !". \\
 - Being a chick magnet, but being utterly clueless and chaste about it, for several reasons (much to the annoyance of other male crew members, who envy his inate ability).\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8695958#post8695958|Soverihn's themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8695958|Soverihn's themes]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** His medical equipment, which includes menacing-looking hi-tech devices that make patients wince or pop their eyes out in terror.
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 **Biography:** //Born in a presumably Welsh-themed or Welsh-dominated timeline. Denies and dismisses rumours that she was a rebellious princess, "Queen in the North" or any other member of local, socialist-inclined royalty. Nowadays, after graduating and becoming an external employee of [[hub|The Hub]], she is somewhat of a brilliant but mad scientist in a lab coat. While an omnidisciplinary scholar, she is a Hub-renowned expert on allohistorical political sciences. We quote: "I'm now mixing the SOCIALISM and the CONSERVATISM together... *BOOM*!".// \\
 **Running gags:** \\
-- If angry and miffed at someone else, she has a verbal tick of baaing like a sheep. ([[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8523619#post8523619|In her own words]], "it's not racist against Welshpeople if a Welshwoman says its OK".)\\
 - Going off on tangents about ATL election results and election polls. \\
 - Others taking jabs at the fact that whenever the Twin Fleet crewmen teleport down to the Socialist Kingdom of Wales in her home timeline, they always inexplicably land in what looks like a Welsh BBC Quarry...\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8695910#post8695910|Turquoise Blue's theme]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8695910|Turquoise Blue's theme]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** Her super-resistant lab coat, overzised lab goggles, bottomless utility belt with sciency instruments that would make Batman green with envy.\\
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 - When someone tries something really risky, he proclaims that "He has had a good life". This is something of a catchphrase of his.\\
 - Suffering Soverihn's and Abhakhazia's historical "perversions" is a gag in itself for this character, of course (mostly due to him coming from a post-Carolingian ATL).\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8850087#post8850087|LSCatilina's themes]]\\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8850087|LSCatilina's themes]]\\
 **Custom equipment:** Augmented Reality Spectacles (rather than regular glasses), a "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinel|Pocket Seax]]", a translator device (it works only if "fed" with fitting type of data). \\
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 **Appearance:** Black hair, runner's build, 6'0", Mediterranean complexion, fighting a losing battle with his 5 o'clock shadow. \\
 **Personality:** While generally responsible on the surface, actually getting to know him proves otherwise. He will easily be the first to take a crazy risk if it seems fun or simply needs to be done. Usually found either in his office, learning a new language, or behind the ship's bar, which he runs and keeps well-stocked with historical and allohistorical alcoholic beverages. (Favorite drink is an amaretto sour, though the whiskey sour is an acceptable substitute).\\
-**Biography:** //Comes from [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8842988#post8842988|a 20th century timeline]] that diverged from OTL probably during WWII. Implied to originate from that timeline's independent Montenegro, which is a rich, hip place, filled with seaside tourism and casinos. NIKOZNATE is a Linguistics and Egyptology nutjob, in the positive sense. Also, due to his mixologist skills, there are rumours that he might have worked as a bartender at Ouroborous, the famous Pub in the Hub of the Multiverse, after IAN left it to work in The Hub's administration.// \\
+**Biography:** //Comes from [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8842988|a 20th century timeline]] that diverged from OTL probably during WWII. Implied to originate from that timeline's independent Montenegro, which is a rich, hip place, filled with seaside tourism and casinos. NIKOZNATE is a Linguistics and Egyptology nutjob, in the positive sense. Also, due to his mixologist skills, there are rumours that he might have worked as a bartender at Ouroborous, the famous Pub in the Hub of the Multiverse, after IAN left it to work in The Hub's administration.// \\
 **Running gags:**\\
 - Everyone makes mistakes, so he occasionally comes forth with embarrassing mistranslations leading to much hilarity (sometimes life-threatening, sometimes not).\\
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 - The crew being disappointed that he doesn't fall under typical stereotypes about Russians (particularly the ones about alcoholism). \\
 - Bringing along his acoustic guitar and books for away missions, "just to avoid boredom". \\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8703577#post8703577|January First-of-May's themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8703577|January First-of-May's themes]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** His acoustic guitar and portable collection of dusty old books, which he sometimes brings along for away missions if he's worried he or the others might get bored.\\
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 - Pointing out improbabilities in cartography, geography and geopolitics. \\
 - Complaining (in a calm voice) about the Photonic Paintbrush malfunctioning or being unable to handle a task.\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8695850#post8695850|Alex Richards' themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8695850|Alex Richards' themes]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** [[ah.com_enterprise_-_technology_and_devices#photonic_paintbrush|Photonic Paintbrush]]
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 **Appearance:** Light brown haired, friendly but rather stoic face.\\
 **Personality:** Frequently melancholic. Fairly soft-spoken. A crew member known as a sane voice of reason filled with biting wit. If he gets into a long argument, his coherency will decrease rapidly. He is a rather modest man.\\
-**Biography:** //Coming from the US of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8844317#post8844317|a timeline with a 19th or 20th century POD]], ABHAKHAZIA had travelled several Roman Empire timelines before coming into the employ of The Hub. He mostly spent his time wandering through the multiverse, gravitating towards Roman worlds until he just showed up at the Hub one day and went into school with SUPERMAN. Then, ABHAKHAZIA apparently did even more travelling, probably spending some more time in his first Roman timeline, and maybe going back home for a bit. He has kind of a dirty past that he doesn't like talking about, but the other crew members will mention it every once and a while to make him blush. Spends a lot of his time trying to get the idealistic SUPERMAN in line with his stark realism. Although a newer member of the crew, he is well acquanted with the ship and is basically the jack of all trades on board. Stashes a large collection of worn paperback history books from every timeline he comes across, fluent in English, German and Latin, and also known for stashing more of the ships alocohol (despite the fact he is almost never drunk.)// \\
+**Biography:** //Coming from the US of [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8844317|a timeline with a 19th or 20th century POD]], ABHAKHAZIA had travelled several Roman Empire timelines before coming into the employ of The Hub. He mostly spent his time wandering through the multiverse, gravitating towards Roman worlds until he just showed up at the Hub one day and went into school with SUPERMAN. Then, ABHAKHAZIA apparently did even more travelling, probably spending some more time in his first Roman timeline, and maybe going back home for a bit. He has kind of a dirty past that he doesn't like talking about, but the other crew members will mention it every once and a while to make him blush. Spends a lot of his time trying to get the idealistic SUPERMAN in line with his stark realism. Although a newer member of the crew, he is well acquanted with the ship and is basically the jack of all trades on board. Stashes a large collection of worn paperback history books from every timeline he comes across, fluent in English, German and Latin, and also known for stashing more of the ships alocohol (despite the fact he is almost never drunk.)// \\
 **Running gags:**\\
 - A lot of exasperated sighing.\\
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 - He is willing to contemplate going to fight for the US in timelines where the Confederacy still exists. (In a more serious twist, there are some implications that his home timeline featured a bloodier and more traumatic American Civil War, where the Confederacy was involved in more nasty things than just slavery. This might cause some degree of tensions between him and crewmates born in a surviving CSA timeline (e.g. BACONHEIMER), though ABHAKHAZIA is always reasonable enough to not let his preconceptions get the better of him.)\\
 - Has the hots for Natalie Dormer, like Petike and Nerupe have them for Ms. Coleman, but like most things, he's more quiet about it.\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8695884#post8695884|Abhakhazia's theme]]\\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8695884|Abhakhazia's theme]]\\
 **Custom equipment:** A 1910 Atlas from his home timeline that was a gift from his father, a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spatha|spatha]] of extremely sharp steel he stole off a Carthaginian admiral in his "least favorite" Roman timeline.
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 **Rank:** Security Staff Member, Wingman of the MES-1 //Allohistory//'s Combat Squadron\\
 **Specialisation:** Ace pilot, flight engineer, deckhand, explorer, cunning thief, gunslinger. \\
-**Appearance:** Looks like the unholy offspring of Dylan Moran and Seth Rogen. Slightly under 170 cms in terms of height.\\
+**Appearance:** Looks like the unholy offspring of Dylan Moran and Seth Rogen. Slightly under 170 cms in terms of height. When piloting, he is never seen without his really old-school looking brown pilot jacket and black aviator hat (which he's kept ever since departing his home timeline full of sky pirates).\\
-**Personality:** Basically, a mixture of [[http://firedrake.org/roger/csarchive/universe/pilots/n_zachary.htm|Nathan Zachary]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Black_Books|Bernard Black]] and //reverse-competent// [[http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Ace_Rimmer|Ace Rimmer]]. Slightly roguish lad due to his sky pirate heritage, but nevertheless a rather gentlemanly and romantic type, often almost absurdly polite to women (never formally adresses TURQUOISE BLUE or OTHYRSYDE by anything other than "ma'am"). A rather quiet, 20-something of average height and strenghth, with shy, boyish, geekish demeanor (beware, potential love interests, his self-embarassment is utterly guaranteed). When piloting, he is never seen without his really old-school looking brown pilot jacket and black aviator hat (which he's kept ever since departing his home timeline full of sky pirates). His badassery varies dramatically. On bad days, he can be quite the misanthrope. Often thinks he's cooler than he is.\\
+**Personality:** Basically, a mixture of [[http://firedrake.org/roger/csarchive/universe/pilots/n_zachary.htm|Nathan Zachary]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_of_Black_Books|Bernard Black]] and //reverse-competent// [[http://reddwarf.wikia.com/wiki/Ace_Rimmer|Ace Rimmer]]. Slightly roguish lad due to his sky pirate heritage, but nevertheless a rather gentlemanly and romantic type, often almost absurdly polite to women (never formally adresses TURQUOISE BLUE or OTHYRSYDE with anything other than "ma'am"). A rather quiet, 20-something of average height and strength, with shy, boyish demeanor. His badassery varies dramatically. On bad days, he can be quite the misanthrope. Often thinks he's cooler than he is.\\
 **Biography:** //Former [[Human Unity]] citizen, then an exile at The [[Hub]], looking for work. The timeline in which he originated remains rather dubious due to the messed up or lost HU paperwork (however, there is some minor evidence that points to his timeline's 20th century being frequented by, among other things, aerial piracy and extreme geopolitical balkanization.) Formerly a rather lowly engineer-in-training, his life changed drastically after he was chosen as an 'emergency recruit' and hastily trained as a military atmo-space aviator for a 'smaller border war' waged by Human Unity against the rival multiverse alliance of [REDACTED]. Sheepish and annoyed by what amounted to forced recruitment and a disrespect towards his mostly pacifist nature, he grew tired and jaded by these events. After the war ended, he was allowed to leave the HU Defense Fleet to finish his degrees and move to greener pastures. However, citing his surprisingly impressive flight record in the war, Human Unity recommended him at The Hub for the next multiverse exploration expedition. Wanting to start over, he eventually accepted the obnoxious shilling by the HU, and signed in for the new MES expedition at IAN's office. While his supposed double-ace credentials remain disputed due to the typically convoluted HU bureaucracy, most people trust his capabilities in the field.//  \\
 **Running gags:** \\
 - Has a nerdgasm: a.) anytime something involving the visited timeline's alternate terminology comes up, pestering every timeline dweller and crew member about etymology details b.) anytime he gets captivated by an alternate aircraft or rail vehicle, starting a rant on how awesome the thing is, peppered with loads of technojargon and enumeration of the thing's tech specs.\\
 - Gets annoyed whenever the crew's mapping a new alternate Earth and the map borders show signs of your typical AH map clichés (especially if its an [[alternate history:uninvadable super-duper switzerland|Inevitable Switzerland]], Inevitable Hungary/Czechoslovakia or [[alternate history:That Damned Kazakh Border]]). Also expresses dissatisfaction with timelines that lack an independent republic/kingdom/whatever of Zemplín.\\
-- If needed, invents new flight manouevers on the fly, as well as coining some inane, punny name for them, which he considers awesome, much to the tired disapproval of the rest of the crew.\\
+- If needed, invents new flight manouevers on the fly, as well as coining some inane, punny name for them, which he considers awesome, much to the tired disapproval of the rest of the crew. However, can't drive stick shift for real, only in simulators. \\
-- Can't drive stick shift for real, only in simulators. \\
 - A badass while in cockpit, dogfighting with enemy craft, but shy and rather diplomatic in virtually all other situations.\\
 - Brings up an obscure, incomprehensible popcultural reference from some equally obscure alternate timeline. Cue groans or bewildered questions by everybody around. Whenever he thinks some situation is unfolding like the plot of a popular work, he goes "Wait a sec ! Someone has been reading/watching/playing [name of work] too much !".\\
-- Pulls a more goofy than "hot shot" grimace and exclaims conceitedly "Good thing I have my Trademark Roguish Smile !".\\
+- Conjures up an enthusiastic smile and exlaims "Ah, yeah ! I've always had a keen interest in...". Cue offscreem shot, sound of dice being rolled, cut back to him pulling out a list of numbers and yelling the name of a discipline or topic. \\
-- Conjures up an enthusiastic smile and exlaims "Ah, quite ! I've always had a keen interest in...". Cue offscreem shot, sound of dice being rolled, cut back to him pulling out a list of numbers and yelling the name of a discipline or topic. \\
 - Is annoyed by too much routine and bureaucracy, often retalliating by acting like a bratty and whiny five year old.\\
 - In PSYCHOMELTDOWN or DAVE HOWERY fashion, has the hots for Jenna Coleman. He prays daily for the visiting of a timeline where he might get to meet an ATL version of her. This leads to a certain bit of jealous rivalry with [[offtopic:NERUPE]], who harbours similar feelings.\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8692479#post8692479|Petike's themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8692479|Petike's themes]] \\
-**Custom equipment:** Sky pirate cutlass, pirate-customised Roth-Steyr M1907 pistol, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_%28law_enforcement%29|blackjack]] (a thief's baton), pilot jacket, aviator hat with brass goggles.
+**Custom equipment:** Sky pirate cutlass, pirate-customised Roth-Steyr M1907 or Frommer Stop pistol, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baton_%28law_enforcement%29|blackjack]] (a thief's baton), pilot jacket, aviator hat with brass goggles.
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 - Whenever he's missing, if someone asks "Where's Superman ?", the answer is often "Probably out saving the day", leading to a cut to SUPERMAN leading a small group of people in an extremely dangerous situation, e.g. out of a volcano, to safety. The power of the gag is that it can get completely ridiculous at times.\\
 - People adressing him with "Sup, Supes ?".\\
+- Making exclamations of surprise with torturously complicated metaphores.\\
 **Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69if5C3i9o|Superman's theme]] \\
 **Custom equipment:**  \\
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 **Function:**  In charge of the MES-1 //Allohistory//'s teleporters.\\
 **Rank:** Teleportation Officer, Ship Medic \\
-**Specialisation:**  \\
+**Specialisation:** Despite the fact he was shuffled into the Teleportation Officer position on the Allohistory, he's actually more of a librarian and archivist by trade, and even has some experience working in the media across the multiverse. \\
 **Appearance:**  \\
-**Personality:** \\
+**Personality:** A calm and measured guy, who's not all that enthusiastic about being saddled with operating the teleporters all day long. He tries to break out of his mind-numbingly boring official position by organising various cultural activities aboard the //Allohistory//, including running a regular podcast about various allohistorical and multiverse topics.\\
 **Biography:**  \\
 **Running gags:** \\
-- Offhanded jokes about him being Dick Cheney.\\
+- Offhanded jokes about him being Dick Cheney (often by himself).\\
+- Has something of a hobby researching whether a timeline is based on published fiction or not.\\
+- Knows a //frightening// amount about Robert Sobel's novel //[[alternate history:For Want of a Nail]]//.\\
+- Runs a regular podcast aboard the //Allohistory//, with [[offtopic:mitro]] making fairly regular cameos as a guest broadcasting from The Hub (reference to the [[offtopic:The Alternate Historian]] blog). \\
 **Musical leitmotifs:**   \\
 **Custom equipment:**  \\
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 **Name:** [[offtopic:thedarkservant|THEDARKMESSIAH]] \\
 **Nickname:** TDM\\
-**Function:** Intrepid captain of the [[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|MES-2]] //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|Uchronia]]// \\
+**Function:** Intrepid captain of the [[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|MES-2]] //[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shift-capable_multiverse_starships|Uchronia]]// \\
 **Rank:** Captain of Hub-sanctioned MES\\
 **Specialisation:** Giving rousing, optimistic speeches to his or both crews. Also, general heroics and prudent commanding when the situation calls for it.\\
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 **Musical leitmotifs:**   \\
 **Custom equipment:**  \\
-**Custom vehicle:** //[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shuttles_and_other_small_spacecraft|The Perkins]]//, a speedy, shift-capable captain's gig.\\
+**Custom vehicle:** //[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_spacecraft_and_vehicles#shuttles_and_other_small_spacecraft|The Perkins]]//, a speedy, shift-capable captain's gig.\\
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 **Appearance:**  \\
 **Personality:** Is pretty smart, but tends to misspeak, and get distracted while doing important work.\\
-**Biography:** //Some guy hailing from [[offtopic:South Carolina]] of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8844263#post8844263|a timeline with a surviving CSA]]. Owns a well-preserved Ford Thunderbird look-alike, since 1950s-style cars are still popular in his home timeline (though there is no Ford in the CSA). He left his home TL around the age 22 for some reason. He has little contact with it these days. Some have speculated that his real name is supposedly "Charles Edward Baconheimer III", but he maintains that "Baconheimer" is not a proper part of it, but just a nickname. As he explains, his family is rich in South Carolina, where they control the pork industry. They own a chain of restaurants called "SC Barbeque House", which also has a storefront, selling bacon and other pork products. The restaurant's motto is "A tisket a tasket, a brisket basket". The family's estate is sometimes called "Baconheim", due to it producing so much pork. When Charles Edward left his home timeline, he adopted that nickname as his last name, with an "-er" added. Hence BACONHEIMER... After wandering the multiverse for a while, he joined the services of [[hub|The Hub]] and eventually got the job of the MES-2's main linguist.// \\
+**Biography:** //Some guy hailing from [[offtopic:South Carolina]] of [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8844263|a timeline with a surviving CSA]]. Owns a well-preserved Ford Thunderbird look-alike, since 1950s-style cars are still popular in his home timeline (though there is no Ford in the CSA). He left his home TL around the age 22 for some reason. He has little contact with it these days. Some have speculated that his real name is supposedly "Charles Edward Baconheimer III", but he maintains that "Baconheimer" is not a proper part of it, but just a nickname. As he explains, his family is rich in South Carolina, where they control the pork industry. They own a chain of restaurants called "SC Barbeque House", which also has a storefront, selling bacon and other pork products. The restaurant's motto is "A tisket a tasket, a brisket basket". The family's estate is sometimes called "Baconheim", due to it producing so much pork. When Charles Edward left his home timeline, he adopted that nickname as his last name, with an "-er" added. Hence BACONHEIMER... After wandering the multiverse for a while, he joined the services of [[hub|The Hub]] and eventually got the job of the MES-2's main linguist.// \\
 **Running gags:** \\
 - Scotophile.\\
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 - Gets bored and reads internet things when he's supposed to be working.\\
 - Waking up with weird dreams. \\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_s8K10xFE|Bacomheimer's theme]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8770967#post8770967|and other themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn_s8K10xFE|Bacomheimer's theme]] [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8770967|and other themes]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** Antique Mauser pistol (because its cool). \\
 **Custom vehicle:** A shiny red Ford Thunderbird from his home timeline (in storage on the ship).\\
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 **Biography:** //He's a seasoned member of the crew, with almost two years of experience under his belt and hours of combat duty to boot. Hombre can be heard cussing in Spanish and Gaelic during firefights, but its seldom loud and hardly ever directed at anyone. He also has "incredible strength", which is hardly ever used but can sometimes be seen.//  \\
 **Running gags:**   \\
+- "They call me...theHombre. No, seriously, that's what they call me. I can't make this stuff up." \\
 **Musical leitmotifs:**   \\
 **Custom equipment:**  \\
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 - If it has a microchip, he has a hard time using it.\\
 - Outdated humor.\\
-**Musical leitmotifs:** [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?p=8694921#post8694921|pieman97405's themes]] \\
+**Musical leitmotifs:** [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-8694921|pieman97405's themes]] \\
 **Custom equipment:** His shotgun (called Mabel), used for slaying all sorts of critters infesting the deepest, darkest corners of the ship's storage rooms.\\
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 ^ **Rank** ^ **MES-1 Allohistory** ^ **MES-2 Uchronia** ^
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Captain]] | FDW | TheDarkMessiah |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Captain]] | FDW | TheDarkMessiah |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|First Mate]] | Usili | Ganesha |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|First Mate]] | Usili | Ganesha |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Second Mate]] | Soverihn | Nerupe |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Second Mate]] | Soverihn | Nerupe |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Third Mate]] | Turquoise Blue | Jcoggins |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Third Mate]] | Turquoise Blue | Jcoggins |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Fourth Mate]] | LSCatilina | RamscoopRaider |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Fourth Mate]] | LSCatilina | RamscoopRaider |
 === Navigation and Maintenance ===
 ^ **Rank** ^ **MES-1 Allohistory** ^ **MES-2 Uchronia** ^
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|First Helmsman]] | Pkmatrix | LeoXiao/LeX |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|First Helmsman]] | Pkmatrix | LeoXiao/LeX |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Second Helmsman]] | Life In Black | Errnge |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Second Helmsman]] | Life In Black | Errnge |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Engineer]] | King of the Uzbeks | Othyrsyde |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Engineer]] | King of the Uzbeks | Othyrsyde |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Auxilliary Mechanic]] | Pkmatrix, Life In Black, Ming777 (regulars), DrakonFin (reservist) | LeoXiao/LeX, Errnge, JMT, (regulars) Sulemain (reservist) |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Auxilliary Mechanic]] | Pkmatrix, Life In Black, Ming777 (regulars), DrakonFin (reservist) | LeoXiao/LeX, Errnge, JMT, (regulars) Sulemain (reservist) |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Comms Officer]] | Nikoznate | Ganesha |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Comms Officer]] | Nikoznate | Ganesha |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Teleportation Officer]] | SpanishSpy | DerekC2 |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Teleportation Officer]] | SpanishSpy | DerekC2 |
 === Science and Crew Management ===
 ^ **Rank** ^ **MES-1 Allohistory** ^ **MES-2 Uchronia** ^
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Science Officer]] | Turquoise Blue | Nerupe |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Science Officer]] | Turquoise Blue | Nerupe |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Junior Science Officer]] | Nikoznate, Alex Richards, Stuyvesant | Jcoggins, RamscoopRaider, Baconheimer |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Junior Science Officer]] | Nikoznate, Alex Richards, Stuyvesant | Jcoggins, RamscoopRaider, Baconheimer |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Science Officer]] | January First-of-May | Geekhis Khan |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Science Officer]] | January First-of-May | Geekhis Khan |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Medical Officer]] | Soverihn | Dustin |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Chief Medical Officer]] | Soverihn | Dustin |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Medic]] | Beedok, SpanishSpy, Usili | Pieman97405, DerekC2, Zeldar |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Medic]] | Beedok, SpanishSpy, Usili | Pieman97405, DerekC2, Zeldar |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Medic]] | January First-of-May, DrakonFin | Geekhis Khan, Sulemain |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Medic]] | January First-of-May, DrakonFin | Geekhis Khan, Sulemain |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Supply Officer (Quartermaster)]] | Beedok | Pieman97405 |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Supply Officer (Quartermaster)]] | Beedok | Pieman97405 |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Operations Manager]] | Ming777 | JMT |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Operations Manager]] | Ming777 | JMT |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Chaplain]] | FDW (provisionally) | TheDarkMessiah (provisionally) |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Chaplain]] | FDW (provisionally) | TheDarkMessiah (provisionally) |
 === Security and Military ===
 ^ **Rank** ^ **MES-1 Allohistory** ^ **MES-2 Uchronia** ^
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Security Officer]] | Usili | Zeldar155 |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Security Officer]] | Usili | Zeldar155 |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Security Staff Member]] | Petike, Superman, Abhakhazia (regulars), Stuyvesant (reservist) | Hominid, theHombre, Kaiser K (regulars), Baconheimer (reservist) |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Security Staff Member]] | Petike, Superman, Abhakhazia (regulars), Stuyvesant (reservist) | Hominid, theHombre, Kaiser K (regulars), Baconheimer (reservist) |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Security and Special Operations Officer]] | DrakonFin | Sulemain |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Field Security and Special Operations Officer]] | DrakonFin | Sulemain |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Squadron Leader of Combat Squadron]] | Abhakhazia | theHombre |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Squadron Leader of Combat Squadron]] | Abhakhazia | theHombre |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Wingman of Combat Squadron]] | Petike, Superman (regulars), Ming777 (reservist) | Hominid, Kaiser K (regulars), Errnge (reservist) |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Wingman of Combat Squadron]] | Petike, Superman (regulars), Ming777 (reservist) | Hominid, Kaiser K (regulars), Errnge (reservist) |
 === Special / Other ===
 ^ **Rank** ^ **MES-1 Allohistory** ^ **MES-2 Uchronia** ^
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship AI]] | Thespitron 6000 | Pipochubs 1999 |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship AI]] | Thespitron 6000 | Pipochubs 1999 |
-|[[stories/ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Mascot]] | N/A | Emma the Brown Recluse |
+|[[stories:ah.com_enterprise_-_terminology?&#crew_ranks|Ship Mascot]] | Indiana the Tomcat | Emma the Brown Recluse |
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