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To quote [[Dave Howery]]: Burton K. Wheeler is a liar. [S]he lies all the time. [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference. When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying. The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time. And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time. | To quote [[Dave Howery]]: Burton K. Wheeler is a liar. [S]he lies all the time. [S]he especially lies on the subject of gender and sexual preference. When [s]he posts, automatically assume [s]he's lying. The only time [s]he doesn't lie is when [s]he says that [s]he lies all the time. And [s]he never says that, so, for all practical purposes, [s]he lies all the time. |
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Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind. Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight. Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and loved by the weak. | Burton K Wheeler can bend steel with the power of his mind. Burton K Wheeler turned [[Fellatio Nelson]] straight. Burton K Wheeler is feared by wrongdoers and [[offtopic:baldianism|loved]] by the weak. |
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[[offtopic:the bald imposter|Kayla]] luvs [[offtopic:elle-jay|Dylan]] 4EVA!!! | [[offtopic:the bald imposter|Kayla]] luvs [[offtopic:elle-jay|Dylan]] 4EVA!!! |
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| Also apparently a Rapist Dolphin. Strangely, this revelation has nothing to do with the [[ASB forum]]. |
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| Was selected as Mod for the Alternate History Forums on November 29, 2010. |
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| Supposedly a member of the [[offtopic:Fucked Up Trio]]. |
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| [[shared worlds:Morrow Project]] |
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==== (Mostly inadvertent) Nicknames ==== | ==== (Mostly inadvertent) Nicknames ==== |
=== Baldian Smileyology === | === Baldian Smileyology === |
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Baldie founded the practice of [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showpost.php?p=990106&postcount=13|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley. | Baldie founded the practice of [[https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/1/post-990106|Baldian Smileyology]], in which prominent members are associated with a particular smiley. Baldie himself, of course, is associated with the :mad: smiley. |
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Baldie is a member of the [[offtopic:Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party]] and is one of their MPs. He has also been appointed as a Special Cabinet Minister by [[offtopic:Sargon|Acting President Sargon]] holding the position of High Strategos of the AH.com Marines. | Baldie is a member of the [[offtopic:Keep Everything The Way It Was Before Party]] and is one of their MPs. He has also been appointed as a Special Cabinet Minister by [[offtopic:Sargon|Acting President Sargon]] holding the position of High Strategos of the AH.com Marines. |
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| ====Appearances in AH.com Fiction==== |
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| Baldie has made appearances in several episodes of //**[[stories:AH.com The Series]]**//. |
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| Appears in Doctor What's //**[[stories:Snake Oil]]**//, as Michael Baldwin. |
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| Features in Fell's story //**[[stories:Dial M for Elastic]]**// as Baldie the Cugly, King of Thandalistan. |
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====Appearances in Fiction==== | Appears in //**[[stories:Luaky Commer]]**// as a Knowitall student and in //**[[stories:AH.com Wars]]**// with a minor jokey cameo. |
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Baldie has made appearances in several episodes in the AH.COM Series. | Features in //**[[stories:There'll Always Be An England]]**// as Sergeant Theodore Baldwin. |
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Appears in Doctor What's [[offtopic:Snake Oil]], as Michael Baldwin. | ---- |
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Features in Fell's story [[Dial M for Elastic]] as Baldie the Cugly, King of Thandalistan. | ==== Navigation ==== |
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Appears in [[Luaky Commer]] as a Knowitall student and in [[AH.com Wars]] with a minor jokey cameo. | **[[Member List]]** |
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Features in [[There'll Always Be An England]] as Sergeant Theodore Baldwin. | |