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Sargon's Black Hole Theory

Applies to those times when you've lost something just when you really need it, and can't find it despite tearing the place apart brick by brick and examining everywhere with fine detail that'd put a microscope to shame.

Sargon's Black Hole Theory of Missing Items When You Really Need Them is about little black holes floating around one's house eating up things just when you need them most and spitting them out when you least need them rather predictably when you are looking for something else you really need. Meanwhile in another universe, the thing you need most has been found by your mirror counterpart but he's looking for the thing he needs most which has landed in your universe and you don't need it. And so on.

offtopic/sargon_s_black_hole_theory.txt · Last modified: 2019/03/29 15:13 by

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